BBC 2, 9 PM ,30 minutes

CAST :

ADRIAN EDMONDSON ---------- Billy

ROBBIE COLTRANE ---------- Max

DAWN FRENCH ---------- Frances /Mrs Shines

NIGEL PLANER ---------- Stan

PETER RICHARDSON ---------- Rollo

JENNIFER SAUNDERS ---------- Cathy

KATHY BURKE ---------- Mary

LENNY HENRY ---------- Warder

MALCOLM HARDEE ---------- Policeman

ERIC KENT ---------- Sergeant

WILLIAM LAWFORD ---------- British Aerotec Officer

STEVEN O'DONNELL---------- Under Manager

JONATHAN STRATT ---------- Constable

RON TARR ---------- Ron

A security service driver for a British bank meets and falls in love over the radio with a woman stranded on a bird watching expedition in the South Atlantic. When he is tricked into thinking the Falklands are under attack by an enemy army, he takes drastic measures to finance a rescue mission to save his new girlfriend.

QUOTES:

Rollo: How much combat experience have we all had? 

Billy: 'S not necessary. Killings instinctive, as long as you hate people enough and watch the right films. "First Blood" were good, errr, then they done "Rambo" but it were a bit commercial for my taste. 

Rollo: How about you Stan? 

Stan: Well, I don't like "Rambo" either. 

Passenger: I'll have a Bloody Mary. 

Billy: We've only got bloody Lager!