Channel 4, 10.50 PM ,60 minutes

CAST :

ADRIAN EDMONDSON ---------- Dreamytime Escort

RIK MAYALL ---------- Dreamytime Escort

DAWN FRENCH ---------- Mrs Cooper

PETER RICHARDSON ---------- Mr Lovebucket

JENNIFER SAUNDERS ---------- Monica

PETER COOK ---------- Mr Jolly

NICHOLAS PARSONS ---------- himself

MICHAEL CULE ---------- Mr Cooper

BASIL HO YEN ---------- Mr Yakimoto

THOMAS WHEATLEY ---------- Heimi Henderson

GORDON KANE ---------- Reg

GERARD KELLY ---------- Hilary

GRANVILLE SAXTON ---------- Ron

BASIL OTOIN ---------- Norman

PHILIP LOCKE ---------- Sir Larry

IAN BARTHOLMEW ---------- Policeman

TOMMY WINWARD ---------- German Businessman

HARRIET THORPE ---------- Brenda

Two boozers who run the Dreamytime Escort agency are in for the night of their lives when they accept a job to "take out" popular TV entertainer Nicholas Parsons.

QUOTES:

Rik: And she said: 'Well I don't think you're a fishmonger, I think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory!'

 Ade: Hey Nicholas look, I can light my fart! [zzzrrrppt-whoomph] 

Nicholas Parsons: What exactly [cough cough] was your winning slogan? 

Rik: Never ever bloody anything ever! 

Nick: And that was your winning slogan? 

Rik: That's the one Nikky. I've lived my life by that rule!

Ade: Nicholas, I wonder if I can light my burps? [bbrrroooapp] 

Nick: I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because "never ever ever bloody anything ever". 

Rik: You're pissed aren't you Nicholas?