DIRTY MOVIE:
SEASON 2 : SHOW 2
FIRST SHOWN : JANUARY 7TH 1984
WRITERS : Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
DIRECTOR : Sandy Johnson
Channel 4 10.25pm
CAST :
ROBBIE COLTRANE ---------- Chief of Police
ADRIAN EDMONDSON ---------- Bean
DAWN FRENCH ---------- Monica
RIK MAYALL ---------- Toadstool
NIGEL PLANER ---------- Nigel
PETER RICHARDSON ---------- Peter
JENNIFER SAUNDERS ---------- June
BERT PARNABY ---------- Man
Dirty Movie: A cinema manager is continually thwarted in his attempts to enjoy a private screening of an erotic film.
Toadstool tries to screen said dirty movie in his poky cinema while wife June gobbles sweets in the foyer, postman Bean falls down a sewer, Monica strips, Sergeant shouts and PCs Nigel and Peter throw nets over wheelchairs. The action never moves beyond one suburban close. "The blame for this lies fairly and squarely on the shoulders of the British film industry," lectures Postman Bean to camera as Monica accidentally runs over a lobster.
QUOTES:
Mailman Bean: I was just trying to see this film.
Sargeant Peter: I bet you were, I bet you were, you dirty bastard!
PC Nigel: Ohhh! I get it! dirty bastard - dirty film, right?
Sarge: Now then, whats your name?
PC: Nigel!
Sarge: Not you Nigel - you!
Mailman:Mr Bean
Sarge: It's a funny name for a lobster!
PC: Sarge, He's not a lobster Sarge.
Sarge: I know, I'm trying to disorientate him.
PC: Don't do that, you'll get him confused.
Sarge: Thats what I'm trying to do!
PC: Ohhh, I get it. [PC Nigel smashes mailman in the face] PC: There, that's confused him!
Sarge: Now get up. And that is just a warning!
Mailman: A warning about what exactly?
Sarge: A warning about....Tell him Nigel.
PC: That is just a warning about what its like to get smashed in the face SONNY!
Sarge: Don't you forget it!
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