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NO animals large, or small were harmed in the making of this website, well, except maybe for one cat, but we are not responsible for that. The Man is Adam Outler, and Adam Outler is in fact the man.  He is also Cool.  There are not to be any remarks about Adam Outler.  There will be no speaking of him whatsoever without permission. All materials presented are ment for informational purposes and not to be tried at home, or abroad. This site makes use of Flash 4.0 extensively. All artwork is a product of The Man, M$, Flash 4.0, or Quios.com, any resembelance to another source is purely co-incidental. The Man takes no responsibility for crazy ninjas who view this site. The same rules apply to normal ninjas who view this site. Bacon bits, and that company with that dog that says "its bacon" is in no way affiliated with The Man. My collegues have determined that I have spent way too much time on this website. There is no reason for violence after viewing the contents of this website, if you were pissed off for some reason, just send me an SMS and we'll work it out. My schlong is not mentioned on this site, nor is it 12 inches long as according to rumors of those who have witnessed it. It is 14 inches. My warrent officer is in no way mentioned on this site. The man takes no responsibility for those who feel threatened by his manhood. For reasons beyond our control we cannot display pictures of cats with their heads cut off. Please view geocities.com for other regulations.