Drink Your Weight in Beer or Die Trying
Lancaster Disaster Nite -
10th of June
If you are reading this then you have been lucky enough to be invited to the infamous Lancaster Disaster nite hosted by Adam and Danny in the city of Lancaster on the 10th of June. To celebrate the graduation of two proud members of the D12 and their escape from county college Adam and Danny will be offering one final chance to use and abuse the amenities of Lancaster University for the purpose of Party. Special guests all the way from America include Eminim (Matt Meyer) and Basketball Star 'Southern Fired' Alan. This truly is a once in a lifetime opportunity and should not be missed, i.e. Be There, or Be a Fucking Gay Boy!
You might be wondering why should you give up one weekend and several million brain cells for a day out in England's most pathetic attempt at a city. Well this is why:
Get up and have full English breakfast in the Friary over a few pints of Stella whilst making full use of the quiz machine and pool tables. Then enjoy a beer garden crawl of Lancaster as part of the most deadly drinking game known to man. Party goers can now choose their evening meal from many of Lancaster's fine eating establishments including KFC, Subway, McDonalds, Weatherspoons, Friary and many more. The night shall then be capped off with a final farewell visit to the Sugarhouse and the ploughing of some slut.
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Its all about the Charles Darwins Baby! In terms of money it is down to the individual how much he spends. a rough estimate for some fixed costs might go as follows: 20 pints - £40 Brekkie in Friz'iery - £5 Petrol to lancs and back - £2 Dinner - £5 Admission to club - £4 Taxi - £2 ish. (SAVE money by starting a fight with a police officer and spend a night in the cells, this also saves on taxi fares. Beware of drunk and disorderly fines. This money saving tip was brought to you by MattDamon)
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If you are coming on this most fabulous trip then let Adam know by phone on 07730585671 or send a text.