1.
Don't attend Meetings but, if you do, arrive late.
2. Be sure to leave before the meeting is over.
3. Never have anything to say at meetings; wait until you get outside.
4. When at meetings volunteer to do everything, then go home and do
nothing.
5. The next day find fault with your officers and fellow members.
6. Take no part in the club's affairs.
7. Be sure to sit at the back so you can talk things over with another
member. No one will notice.
8. Take all the Club will give, but give nothing in return.
9. Never ask anyone to join the members to promote fellowship.
10. Talk cooperation, but never cooperate.
11. Threaten to leave the Club if things aren't going the way you want.
12. If things need to be done, always say you don't have time.
13. Never read the Club bulletins - You might find out what's going
on.
14. Never accept an office or serve on a committee. It is much easier
to criticize than to do things.
15. If appointed to a committee never give any time to it. Let the chairman
do it all.
16. Don't do anything more than you have to do and, when others willingly
and unselfishly use their ability to help the cause, howl because the
Club is run by a clique.
(Author
unknown)