October 19, 2002
**PRESS RELEASE**
In a stunning legal decision that left many legal experts discombobulated, the Supreme Court found Ace Backwords guilty of being an Asshole by a 5 to 4 margin. Backwords was sentenced to 5 months sleeping in a ratty-ass doorway on skid row. As part of the settlement Backwords agreed to never say anything about anyone ever again. And everyone lived happily ever after.