I just recieved an email saying that the Powers Behind Yahoo Conglomerate, Inc. will "delete" my website if I don't update it, so I'm adding this here update to my illustrious bio. Its a new year, and all I can say is: I'M OWED A GOOD YEAR! (I hope everyone is listening), because the last two years sucked big time for yours truly Ace Backwords. I don't know what it was: PSychological fallout from "9-11"? (sheesh, what a cornpone theory). Or what the fuck. The whole last two years have been as if I was "cursed by the gods." So,if any of my dear readers happen to have a pipeline to the gods, put in a good word for ole ace, OK? I could use it. And maybe the gods could too. OVer and out. The ever-disgruntled Ace Backwords. p.S. You could also lighten my load by ordering a copy or two of my fabulous book, "SURVIVING ON THE STREETS (available from www.amazon.com).