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Conspiracy of One

Americana

Ixnay on the Hombre

Smash

Ignition

The Offspring

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52 Girls
Baghdad
Beheaded
Bloodstains
DUI
Handgrenades
Hey Joe
I Wanna Be Sedated
Smash It Up
Total Immortal


52 Girls
(From Contains No Caffiene)
Shelly , Jane, Laura, and Stacey
See them on the beach
Or in New York City
Jennifer and Cyndee
And Sascha and Marvin

Can you name, name, name, name them today
Can you name, name, name, name them today

Chelsea and Gloria and Wendy and Glenda
These are the girls of the USA
The principal girls of the USA

Can you name, name, name, name them today
Can you name, name, name, name them today

Oh Rose, Rose and Denise
And Michelle and Randi, Kamala and Roma
Cynthia and Lisa, Tammi and Virginia
And Stephanie and Jamie-O

These are the girls of the USA
The principal girls of the USA

Can you name, name, name, name them today
Can you name, name, name, name them today

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Baghdad
(From Baghdad LP)
In your plane in the blue sky
You roam again
Word that echo in your mind
Make you heart beat faster
This is no Vietnam
We will win in Iran

The President said let it ride
Islam be damned
Make your last stand
In Baghdad

Warrior, the time bombs
About to go
What will you feel
Will you even wonder
If the man that'sin your sights
Ever kissed his girl goodbye

The President said let it ride
Islam be damned
Make your last stand
In Baghdad

Great Satan
Our flags our burning

Soon America may find
Its young men in the sand
Where there casualty
Is just a number
In Iran

The President said let it ride
Islam be damned
Make your last stand
In Baghdad

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Beheaded
(From Idle Hands Soundtrack)
Mommy doesn't have a head any more
Keep it underneath my bed on the floor
Well thats alright, man thats OK
She never really used her head anyway

Daddy called me a silly boy
Bet he won't say that any more
Cause the way his body is severed two
His vocal cords are gonna be hard to use

Beheaded, watch him spert like a garden hose
Beheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes

Watch my girl friend come to the door
Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
Now watching my baby's jugular blow
Really makes my motor go

Wrap a towel round the bloody stump
Take my baby's body to the city dump
Then wipe the mess off the bloody axe
Scoop all the heads into my burl-up sack

Beheaded, watch her spert like a garden hose
Beheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes

All my collection, adorns my room on bamboo polls
Use to be a little, but a little got more and more
Now I'm craving yours

Night brings bad dreams, bad dreams with guillotines
Night brings bad dreams, bad dreams with guillotines

Off with her head
Off with her head
Off with her head
Off with her head
Off with her head
Off with her head

Find another victim for my machine
Put 'em in a home-made guillotine
Blade falls, gonna need a casket
Watch your head plop in a wicker basket

Leave the house at a quarter to four
Come back with sixteen or more
Cause the more I want, the more I see
I got a funny feeling coming over me

Beheaded, watch you spert like a garden hose
Beheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes

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Bloodstains
(From Ready To Rumble Soundtrack)
THEY CAN MAKE THINGS WORSE FOR ME
SOMETIMES I'D RATHER DIE
THEY CAN TELL ME LOTS OF THINGS
BUT I CAN'T SEE EYE TO EYE
WELL, I KNOW THEY KNOW THE WAY I THINK
I KNOW THEY ALWAYS WILL
BUT SOMEDAY I'M GONNA CHANGE MY MIND
SOMETIMES I'D RATHER KILL

BLOODSTAINS - SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS - CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS - FINE WINE
I'VE LOST MY SENSE - I'VE LOST CONTROL - I'VE LOST MY MIND
THINGS SEEM SO MUCH DIFFERENT NOW
THE SCENE HAS DIED AWAY
I HAVEN'T GOT A STEADY JOB
AND I'VE GOT NO PLACE TO STAY
WELL, IT'S A FUTURISTIC MODERN WORLD
BUT THINGS AREN'T WHAT THEY SEEM
SOMEDAY YOU'D BETTER WAKE UP
FROM THIS FUCKED UP FANTASY

BLOODSTAINS - SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS - CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS - FINE WINE
I'VE LOST MY SENSE - I'VE LOST CONTROL - I'VE LOST MY MIND

BLOODSTAINS - SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS - CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS - FINE WINE
I'VE LOST MY SENSE - I'VE LOST CONTROL - I'VE LOST MY MIND

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DUI
(From I Know What You Did Last Summer Soundtrack)
three in the morning and i got to be some place, i don't remember where
just try to make me stay and call me a cab home, i grab my keys and a beer
cops had took my license away, got my car out of the impound today
i've been drunk since last saturday, better stay outta my way
might drink and drive, feel so alive, i'll never take that dive
feel so alive, doin' 95, might drink and drive, feel so alive
might drink and drive
early in the morning and the freeway's deserted, like it's all mine
try to set a new driving speed record, but i can't drive a straight line
flashing lights split the night, a dozen bottles and i swerve to the right
now i slam my face into the back of a big rig
at least you'll never catch me you fucking pig!
designate someone other then me, i'm so drunk i can hardly see
another shot of jager and i turn the key, so many places to be
might drink and drive, feel so alive, i'll never take that dive
feel so alive, doin' 95, might drink and drive, feel so alive
might drink and drive
when i'm on a binge, my friends all cringe
they won't drive at night
'cause the word's out that the freeway's such a fright
but i think i drive all right
cops had took my license away, got my car out of the impound today
i've been drunk since last saturday, better stay outta my way
might drink and drive, feel so alive, i'll never take that dive
feel so alive, doin' 95, might drink and drive, feel so alive
might drink and drive
when i'm on a binge, my friends all crinch
they won't drive at night,
'cause the word's out that the freeway's such a fright
but i think i drive all right

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Handgrenades
(From Short Music For Short People)
Lets make
Handgrenades
From common things
Around the house

Lets make
Handgrenades
Lets mix them up
I'll show you how

Ok,
Now take an open bottle
HEY!
fill it up with gasoline
HEY!
???
HEY!
???
HEY HEY HEY!
Now stuff a sock into the top
That's it, now you'll be keen
YEAH!

Lets make
Handgrenades
Towers of fun
In a little Jar

Lets make
Handgrenades
Lets try one out on
Your neighbours car

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Hey Joe
(From Go Ahead Punk, Make My Day)
hey joe, i say where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
hey joe, i say where you goin� with that gun in your hand?
i said i'm gonna shoot my old lady down
i caught her messin' around with another man
i said i'm gonna shoot my old lady down
i caught her messin' around on me
hey joe, i heard that you shot your old lady down
hey joe, i heard that you caught your old lady fuckin'
some other guy and you shot her down
well, i guess you can say that's true
ya, i shot her down
well, yes i did, i shot her down
i said, yes i did, i shot her down to the ground
so hey joe, where you gonna run to now?
i say where you gonna run to? where ya gonna go? where ya gonna hide?
i said i'm gonna go south, mexico way, no one's gonna put a noose 'round me
i said i'm goin' way down south, mexico way, where a man can be free
ai ai ai ai ow!

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I Wanna Be Sedated
(From WDYGAJ Single)
20, 20, 24 hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go
I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport
And put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Before I go insane
I can't control my fingers
I cant control my brain

no no oh oh oh oh

20, 20, 24 hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go
I wanna be sedated

Just put me in a wheel chair
And get me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Before I go insane
I can't control my fingers
I cant control my brain

no no oh oh oh oh

20, 20, 24 hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go
I wanna be sedated

Just put me in a wheel chair
And get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Before I go loco
I can't control my fingers
I cant control my toes

no no oh oh oh oh

20, 20, 24 hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go
I wanna be sedated

Just put me in a wheel chair
And get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Before I go loco
I can't control my fingers
I cant control my toes

bam bam bam bam ba bam bam bam bam

I wanna be sedated

bam bam bam bam ba bam bam bam bam

I wanna be sedated

bam bam bam bam ba bam bam bam bam

I wanna be sedated

bam bam bam bam ba bam bam bam bam

I wanna be sedated

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Smash It Up
(From Batman Forever Soundtrack)
we've been crying out for much too long
and now we're gonna dance to a different song
i'm gonna scream and shout till my dying breath
i'm gonna smash it up till there's nothing left
ooh smash it up, smash it up smash it up
ooh smash it up, smash it up smash it up
people call me weird, oh it's such a shame
maybe it's my clothes, must be to blame
i don't even care if I look a mess
don't wanna be a sucker like all the rest
smash it up, and you can keep your crystal glasses
smash it up, and you can see a very dead-way end
smash it up, and you can stick a frothy lager
smash it up, up the fuck with your lesson
we've been crying out for much too long
and now we're gonna dance to a different song
i'm gonna scream and shout till my dying breath
i'm gonna smash it up till there's nothing left
and everybody's smashing things down
i said everybody's smashing things down

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Total Immortal
(From Me, Myself And Irene Soundtrack)
Hope unkown
Sometimes just waking is surreal
I walk right through the nameless ones
I know that hope's unknown
Sometimes the water feels so real
As I walk through it fills my lungs, my god, I'm drowning
This day never seems to end
This pain, never
The rage I can not let go

I hear them calling
I feel them gnawing out holes through flawless souls

So alone
Sometimes I swear that I can hear the taunting of the voiceless ones
I fear that I alone fear those ceased to feel they're alone inside of this place
I am the misplaced

This day never seems to end
This pain, never
The rage I can not let go

I hear them calling
I feel them gnawing out holes through flawless souls
I hear them calling
I feel them gnawing out holes through flawless souls

Now every fave, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until
now everyone, do you know, I know your deception?

I hear them calling
I feel them gnawing out holes through flawless souls
I hear them calling
I feel them gnawing out holes through flawless souls
I hear them calling
I feel them gnawing out holes through flawless soooouuuullllsssss

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