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Burglary

Actual incident... The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit was somewhat taken back by this recent incident...


Cocuklugumuzun cizgi filmleri (Turkish - Turkce)

Musti:  Toplumsal bir hataydi. Musti diye abuk sabuk bi �ocuk vardi. Yerli ve ucuz yapimdi. �ok fazla kare
Vikingler: Bu g�zeldi. �ocuk acayip akilliydi. Herseyi planliyor salak ebeveynlerini ve kavmini refaha tasiyordu.
Voltron,  He-Man, Seker Kiz, Yakari,  Tonton Ailesi....

The ATM

Women are from Venus... HIM:  1. Pull up to ATM  2. Insert card  3. Enter PIN number and account  5. Leave
HER:  1. Pull up to ATM  2. Check makeup in rearview mirror  3. Shut off engine  4. Put keys in purse ...

Six Times the Size

How do kids think? ... Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body...

Ice Cream: I like the way you think!

How do kids think.. Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

A worldwide survey

We are all very particular sharing the same world.. .. A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question: "Please give us your opinion on the lack of food in the rest of the world"  No result was achieved, since the following problems were faced during the...


Hot Air Balloon

How to pinpoint a Manager and an Engineer... A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.know?"





                                                                    
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