1. What does Tom do as a hobby?
Spy on neighbours (watch them having sex, e.t.c.)
Study paranormal activities (UFO's, e.t.c.)
Shoot pigeons (an attempt at being a rebel, e.t.c.)
Sleep (Pretty self explanatory)

2. What is Tom's favourite movie?
Moonraker
Dude, Where's My Car
American Pie 2
Foreskin Gump

3. What is Tom's German Shepherd called?
Kitty
Grey
Lil' Tom
Joanie

4. When was Tom born?
18th April, 1976
12th November, 1973
13th December, 1975
12 February, 1971

5. Who is Tom's girlfriend?
Mark
Jennifer Jenkins
Josie Taylor
Sarah Morrow

6. What did Tom get kicked out of high school for?
Excessive drinking
Explicit sex in the Faculty lounge
Catching, torturing and skinning all of the rats in the Science lab
Low grades

7. Who are Tom's favourite band?
Menudo
the Police
Limp Bizkit
Fenix TX

8. Who wears, according to Tom, 'awful pussy hair bands'?
Jocks
Sk8ers
Steeks
Heavy Metallers