| Quotealishious Quotatedness! |
| These would be various interesting, entertaining, useless, or otherwise bizarre thoughts that have crept into my head from time to time. Others have been one's I've heard from other people, and kept from time to time. Endearing Quotes, Amusing Quotes, Disturbing Quotes, themed quotes, offensive quotes, and even a few ones that'll make you smile. So, without Further Adieu: |
| " If I were President, I'd make it a law that all Elevator Music be replaced with the sounds of a Woman Climaxing." - Donovan "If I don't make it back, Tell and Illigitimate Children I may have, I love them, very, very much." - Meh ""Friends come and go, but Pleasure can be Video-taped and saved for the grandkids to discover in the attic and be emotionally scarred for life.." - Me "what fun's life without a few crippling genetic defects?" - Me "Blood tastes like copper.." - Me "I'ma have to put my black sweatshirt up over my head like a hood, and run around throwing Rocks at you while Screaming METEOR SWARM!" - Matt "I didn't know you were Palestinian?" - Me, in response to Matt "You can't ignore the evidence. If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck - and it breathes fire - then it's clearly a fire-breathing space duck..." - The University of the Bleeding Obvious P.S. MEGAMAN OWNZ JOO! - Meh "Does it get any better than blasting rockets down a crowded hallway on Quad Damage to the blissful background of Rachmaninoff?" - Me "Parental Unit (Mother):You're very full of yourself, aren't you Mike? Mike: HELL YEAH!" "WArning! Your Brain is 74% Fragmented!" - Words I see whilst without sleep "Indiana Jones is the GREATEST Action hero ever! Not only did he beat up the Nazi's, he was also Sticking it to the Arabs LONG before we even knew about the whole terrorist thing.." - Me "Dammit John... You pissed Manu off again, I don't know how you did it, but you did.. He was muttering something about "that perv in Florida" and "Nuclear weapons" in the same thoughtless ramble.." - Me "I can Smell your Brains" - Mittens "Blargh!" -Fighter "I Like Swords" - Fighter "I am Kokeeno Pookameso, You killed my Father, Prepare to Die!" - Red "Don't Eat Me!" - Me |