| Mission Statement |
| We here at The Shadowed Corner feel that it is our mission, our divine goal given by the lord of all journalism himself, to deliver to you, the reader, an updated and ongoing list of all new and interesting events happening within Ayenee. There are many other publications out there who couldn't give a hoot about the truth, as long as it puts money in their pockets, or fulfills the political agenda of the publishers. True, the publishing staff has, at times, aquired enemies, been forced to flee from more than one major kingdom, or even entire realms at times to avoid the fallout from honest, objective reporting. The truth often hurts, but we will make it come out, we will show the way! Ahh, fondly I remember the gloried days of the Shadowed Corner, the heyday when we could investigate to all corners of the land, it was named Erewhon at the time, the center of everything really. Petty scandals occured every day, eaten up by the populace famished for a good rumor or two. The queen herself was said to have borne a child fathered not by the King, but by the King's favorered Charger, a throughoubred mare by the name of Thunderhooves. Such a connection was suspected for years, as the winks between them became more tell-tale and the famous comment of "He's got Thunder in more than his hooves!" Was broadcast throughout the kingdom. To this day, she claims she was referring to the poor horses legendary flatuance problems. I personally believe this is true, as it was well known about the staff of The Shadowed Corner that Vespis was porking the queen, and he seemed unusually fond of the phrase "Scapehorse." |
| But yes, Back on Topic and all that, the history of the Shadowed Corner throws it's roots into many lands, many names, many nations. It is by the power of honest reporting that Kingdoms rise and fall, that the MAN is held accountable for his actions by the PEOPLE. For you see, everywhere we have gone, there is evidence that the MAN is attempting to OPPRESS the people, to stomp them DOWN and GRIND their free will into the dust. the MAN is a continual source of unrest and relentless evil that serves only as a tool to OPPRESS the people, the MAN must be brought down, and the PEOPLE be put in charge of the MAN. For you see, the MAN is nothing more than a tool, a thing to be used by the PEOPLE, for it is the PEOPLE who are in charge of the MAN, NOT the other way around. To this end, we call upon the PEOPLE to RISE UP and take DOWN the MAN, that he might put in his PLACE, for it is the MAN's place as a figurehead to carry out the will of the PEOPLE! And as such, the people will not STAND for the MAN's oppressive ways, iron-fisted politics, and obscene expendatures wholly in the disinterest of the PEOPLE. Are you with me? Come, Friends, let us go pay the MAN a visit, and only through this will we expose this shallow, heartless attempt by the MAN to oppress you, you, the PEOPLE! |
| Just hit him on the head a few times, he'll be fine -Ed |