All you ever wanted to know about me, and a whole lot more.

Name: Leandra "Danger" Hiatt
Rank: Imperial Menagerie Manager
Serial #: 71313K137
Special Orders: Licensed to Analyze, Proselytize, Pulverize, Sanitize, and Dramatize
Kills: 13 confirmed, 57 assumed
Pets: 4 fish, 3 lemurs, 8 cats, 2 dogs, 3 skunks, 5 bears, 1 dragon, and a whole mess of Thraxxian Space Cucumbers
Height: 3 cubits and a span
Weight: metric
Eyes: The better to see you with
Hair: Yes, please
Feet: Hobbit-like
Favorite color: Freshly spilled blood of moon-born lamb....or blue
Ears: Two
Training: 14 years of intense physical labor in an Altairian prison camp, 4 years studying as a Padawan, 3 seconds turning to the Dark Side, and 4 more years of thorough assassin work
Misc. Skills: Fluent in numerous languages, cross-stitching with a Swiss Army knife, collecting flesh-eating bacteria, rabbit breeding, soprano soloist, p.h. D. in Sociology and Psychology, masters in Underwater Basketweaving

Anything else would be uncivilized.