THE CREATION OF THE WORLD
Written by
The Sixth Table
In
accordance with
Red
work Films
People Voices
Bahnegunda Daniel Barker
Cornmander C. Pierre Thorone
Ioa Kevin Fennessy
Haku-Shoru Patric Riley
People on the earth randomly chosen people-
VOICE Mr.Mayo
Interiors: Exteriors:
The god’s room out side of cab
_Stage
_Com Arts room
Moving in on ioa
Gets closer
Notices a brief pause an looks disgruntled
All you can see is the faint out line of ioa and some of the computer screen.
Hmmm…
Ioa smiles and almost bursts.
Screen flashes and he gets out of the chair calmly and walks to the door. After a moment of opening and shutting the doors he gets in to the moment and runs down the hall. Looks at the computer and it appears to say, gods have been created.
Ioa runs to see Cornmander c. hand paper to Cornmander c.
Here…pant… I have found these gods…pant…bring them to life
C.
Only if you give me a bottle of vodka….
Cormander then makes a great flash of psycadelic light.
Bagnegunda comes on to screen, along with Haku-Shoru.
Hello People of men!
C.
I am not an imbecile!
No one said you were.
Thank you for freeing me from that computerized prison.
You’re welcome.
Fade out
All of the people are on the floor and around a black pot conveniently were the computer was.
What happened to the computer?
IOA
Shut-up fool!
All of the people get a close-up.
Hey, this is boring, how about we make worshippers?
A cricket sound comes
I think we should make worshippers.
Every one except Ioa agrees with each other.
All the people gave a hint of their favorite ability to them, then they through this into the black pot.
This formed a clayish texture after they mished and mashed it.
The people start arguing.
C.
I want them to have things which allow cranium trauma when hit by various object of blunt matter.
Sure…
I want them to be stubs that I call “noses”, this will help them smell!
I want them to have “brains”, but I do not care if they are a “nose” or a head”.
Give them things to swing various weapons, and other stuff of mass destruction!!!!!!!!
C.
You’re funny.
Your ideas are pathetic.
C.
You’re rude, Mr. I’m Rude Pants.
You’re all horrible!
Bahnegunda throws a hissy fit and takes the ideas and chucks them onto the being “clay” into the pot. This created people, but the people fall into an endless void.
That wasn’t supposed to happen…
Lets just think that they were dead…
Lets put them on a giant salami sandwich!
C.
If it is tuna, so be it!
How about giant lighting bolts?
Good idea!
They did this…but as soon as the human forms fell upon it they immediately burned/melted.
C. laughs, bah attacks C., C. pokes ioa, and ioa slapped haku.
The blood fell into the pot and it created a dark swirling mass, wich then turned into a booger like thing.
Then they threw the people into the big booger like thing.
This then created people, but there is a problem with the people.
I think there is a problem with the worshippers.
Their was a murmur on this subject.
I think my powers are about to start them selves
C.
Quiet ape! I want to see the colors… ooooh!
If you were wondering bah’s power is of gas, great destructive gas to.
Cornmander’s is the power of… stupidity.
Haku-Shoru’s power is of Light and war.
And ioa’s power is of technology.
Hey you are only one of the extras!
I understand that there sentence, but some one is supposed to say that, so I took the liberty in saying that.
The gods all think about that and node up and down towards each other.
Bah then farts and this then breaths life into the people.
The then get up and act like complete idiots.
Then Haku made a moon, but since Ioa did not like the idea he laughed at it.
The moon ran away in tears. It came back the next day. But it was scared so it only covered the sun for twelve hours a day. It did this every day.
How many things do I have to upload?
Ioa then uploaded this.
C.
Hey, those worshippers are drying up.
HOBO
I gotta pee pee
Ioa looks like he has an idea.
Ioa whispers to hobo and hobo runs down the hall and into the bathroom.
Bahnegunda comes back from the bathroom with a cup full of “pee” (actually a cup of lemonade).
That looks to un pure
I know, I will add light to this liquid
A light flashes and a stream of light comes down from no where and goes into the cup
C’ then “drinks” the “clean” “pee”, but then spits the “pee” out and it is magically now water
He then gives it to hobo and hobo thinks it is nice and refreshing
Cuts to different water landmarks
C.
Now they aren’t drying up
That was the point idiot.
Ioa uploads the water on the world folder and then haku spreads it to the world with the purest of light.
I’m confused
C.
That’s because you fell on the toilet again.
Ioa goes into a very long lecture
After a look at the world it goes back to the gods and all except Ioa are sleeping
Now listen, and when ever you hear thunder notice the snoring and think of this story. That is the gods sleeping from Ioa’s really long lecture that goes on and on. I am still not sure but I think it is about how haku the light and stuff, or maybe he was snoring and is telling the story all over again and again and again. Oh well I guess no one will ever know what his lecture is really about.