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Welcome, and thanks for actually looking at my site. I'm Daniel Barker, and I enjoy writing, and acting. I am at The best school ever, which is ........................................................................................................................................................I'm not telling you, cause you could be an abductor, and come here to my school which is Cab Calloway. I am a very good writer+ I have already almost got ot the middle of the story, it is called When Monkeys Attack With Snot Balls. it will be located in stories. The hyperlink is located in the top. remember it is  Coming soon, but that is just my best work. Now i have several friends, they are, Hayley, Jacob, Darren, Andrew, Veronica, Pierre, Kevin, Maria, Patrick, Marilyn, and Tesia. I enjoy writing things such as oompaloompa with a flexnard and harbor panties. This is the way my Isosoleise triangles. I am extremly smart, so you can't get me into your car, unless you have HOT wings, and when i say hot I mean Hot. Which if you pay attention, then you can concur that I  enjoy eating hot things, and that from the first freaky paragraph that I enjoy playing video games. I was born in June in the 1990s, and i will not tell you that it was a 3rd. so there. You can't abduct me.