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Former Members and Hangers-On

Here is a motley collection of former members, aquaintances, and groupies of Sam the Butcher.

This is the former bassist of Sam the Butcher, Brent Blackwell. Notice the clash of franchises here between the DQ cup and the Burger King shorts. This guy makes Sid Barret look normal. Anyway, this man is still missing, so if you happen to spot him, call us at 1-888-STB-4EVR.

Although never an actual member of Sam the Butcher, Ryan McClintock, drummer, has colaborated with Shayne and Curt over the years. This picture is about four years old, back when Pearl Jam was actually good.

This is a picture of Curt and Shayne's 70's party last winter. The guy(girl) in the front row, left-hand side, is Chris Krug. If you see him, grab him! He owes Curt money. The sharp lad in the back row, left-hand side, is none other than Doug Allen. Along with Chris, Curt, and Joe, he worked with me this summer at the Beach. He is presently at Valparaiso University studying something. He almost drowned this summer at the Employee Slide Party because I happened to be sitting on top of him when our tube train hit the splash pool.

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These two pictures are representative of the kind of riff-raff that associate themselves with Sam the Butcher just because they're (almost) famous. I have no idea who these people are.

And here we have this candid photo of the groupie. 'Nuff said.

And lastly, here's a picture of webmaster and Master of Introductions... Me. Check out how menacing I look with a genuine Sam the Butcher apron as well as a severed head in my hand. In this shot I'm attempting to get the audience at the Tarkapalooza performance to step right up to the stage, but with my ghastly appearance, I don't blame them for hanging back.