This is Mad Matt's 1st weekly editorial!
This is the first of my editorals, so I should talk a little about what I will be writting about every week.
Since this website is an Arctic Cat shrine, I will write about Arctic Cats, too. First of all, if you don't like Arctic Cats, then read this. If you do like Arctic Cats, then read this. Second, don't think of me as a CatMaster, because I am not. If I give you wrong information, then tough luck, because you are an idiot if you do what I tell you to do. I have been riding snowmobiles for about... three weeks, so... I don't know one bo-diddily thing about these "warriors of winter." I will, though, try to answer every question that is asked. But remember, if you follow my advise, your pretty Cat could end up looking like a butt-ugly Yamaha. And if you, by any chance, love Yamaha Phazers, then maybe you shouldn't read my weekly editoral, because
I DON'T LIKE PHAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will hate Phazers till the day I die, and if you read enough of my editorals, you probably will hate Phazers too!!!!!!!__________________________________________________________
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________________
Also, if you read my editorals long enough, you will
grow to love Arctic Cat Kitty Cats. 10 out of 10 Polaris
lovers came down with this illness after viewing this.
Remember, Polaris IDIOTS, I did warn you, so please don't
sue me...please!!!!!!!!
