Instead of reading that crap from the magazines, we have created our own horrorscopes! Check out yours for this month!
Aries~ (March 21 - April 19)~ You've been laughing way too much lately. You need to stop - your friends have been complaining.
Taurus~(April 20 - May 20)~ STOP PMSING. Whatever your problem is, GET OVER IT. Pop a midol or sumtin.
Gemini~(May 21 - June 20)~ You seem to think you have a lot of friends and everyone is interested in your ideas. Let me let you in on a yittle secret - you have no friends, and NO ONE KARES!
Cancer~(June 21 - July 22)~ Your ego has been getting way too large lately. You're not "a pimp/ette" and no one wants to "do" you. Sorry.
Leo~(July 23 - August 22)~ You haven't been giving your boyfriend/girlfriend enough attention lately. Go have sex with them or sumtin.
Virgo~(August 23 - September 22)~ You're too boring lately. Go set something on fire - and I don't mean some piece of paper or whatever, go for the big stuff!
Libra~(September 23 - October 22)~ You are the biggest DITZ. It's getting on a lot of peoples nerves, but you don't notice because you're too busy concentrating on twirling your hair around your yittle finger.
Scorpio~(October 23 - November 21)~ You try way too hard. Stop being such a poser and let your true loser self out.
Sagittarius~(November 22 - December 22)~ Lots of people want to score with you right now. This is the time to rub it in people's faces.
Capricorn~(December 23 - January 19)~ You talk way too much. You always complain about your friends bein too quiet, but maybe if you'd shut up for a minute, you'd be able to find out what they actually SOUND like.
Aquarius~(January 20 - February 18)~ You are getting pissy lately. How about you start acting your age and stop pouting in the corner, k?
Pisces~(February 19 - March 20)~ Don't let your popularity get to your head. People are only talking to you cuz it's time for your birthday and they think you're gonna buy them sumtin.
Go visit Bunky's Astrology page to find out information on each sign and who you're compatible wit.
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