(SETTING: Rumiko Takahashi's Studio. She appears, and clinging to
her pants leg is a girl named Aisa Valenzuela. Walking toward her
worktable, she drags Aisa along with her.)

AISA: Oh please, Ms. Takahashi-sama ma'am. Please include me in
your manga. 

RT: Out of the question.

AISA: But don't you see? I could help get Ranma and Akane
together. I promise it will solve all your problems.

RT: Hmmm...now that you mention it... NO.

AISA: But-but...why not???

RT: Why not?! Why not?! Think instead of why the heck I'd want an
amateur matchmaker suddenly appearing in Nerima who'll run around
wreaking - (pauses, reconsiders) Hmmm...

                   **********************************
                   *  DREAMINC. proudly presents... *
                   *                                *
                   *     A Matchmaker in Tokyo      *
                   **********************************