More things that Slayers characters wouldn't say...
UPDATED November 5, 2001
By Reanna King
An: I'm so happy that everyone is enjoying this little list of mine! I intend to be constantly updating it, with a line of asterisks in between the old stuff and the new stuff, so that you can tell where it left off. ;) I know some of these jokes are pretty obscure, but I know there are people out there who will get them, so I'm keeping them! :) If you enjoy this fic, I have several others! Please check out my profile! I love getting reviews!
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Gourry: (in the style of Mike Myers' "Woman Woman Woman" poem) Lina! Li... na! Liiiiiiiiiiii na!

Xelloss: (singing) All you need is love... Love... Love is all you need!

Gourry: (activating Hikari no Ken) Grant me the power to bring the world revolution!

Zelgadis: (in heavy Australian accent) G'day, mate! I'm the Dragon Hunter and today I'll be wrestling golden dragons in the mud! These things bite like they're goin' outta fashion!
Filia: I... don't think so... Zelgadis-san...

Lina: Amelia, would you pretty please pour me a nice cold glass of milk?
Amelia: How about I pour you a nice cold glass of GET IT YOURSELF!!!

(ECCHI ALERT) Xelloss: Hey, Lina, wanna know what I use the OTHER end of my staff for?

Amelia: (singing) Only the good die young!

Lina: Stand back, everyone! I'm going to use my Nyoninboh technique!

Valgaav: (singing) And I think to myself... what a wonderful world...

Xelloss: You know, Amelia... life really IS wonderful!

Amelia: (patting her butt) Ya' want some of this, Phibby? Come an' get it!

Lina: Viva Zoamelgustar!

Filia: I WANT MY DRAGON CUISINE!!!

Sylphiel: You're the diet Coke of evil.

Martina: (holds up leather straps) Our marriage has been so much more fun now that we've gotten into bondage! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Zangulus: Eep! Somebody help me!
( several people have told me that they think this is actually rather likely to happen, but I'm still keeping it! ;) )

Amelia: We need to take them out with one shot!
Zelgadis: And how will we do that?
Amelia: With a pure heart and the blazing power of Justice!
Zelgadis: Right! Let's go, Amelia! In the name of JUSTICE!!!!

Zelgadis: Not only am I always hard... I also have blue balls.

Lina: Well, Gourry... let's just say that I might not be able to use my magic for the next few days.
Gourry: Oh, you're having your period, huh?

Amelia: Get down with yer bad self!

Gourry: (glances at Lina) Gah! They're huge! (facefaults)

(Chibi Gourry pops out of the Kopii machine)
Gourry: I shall call him... ... ... MINI ME!!

Filia: I think that since humans live such short lives, they feel the need to live life more fully.
Seichuro: You're so full of shit. (I love trying to imagine the dubbed Seichuro saying this)

Counselor: And what do you want to do with your life, Zelgadis?
Zelgadis: I don't know... I like animals... maybe I'll be a vet.
Rezo: An evil vet?
Zelgadis: No! ... Or maybe I'll work in a petting zoo...
Rezo: An evil petting zoo?
Zelgadis: You always DO that!

Lina: Sore wa himitsu desu!

Dubbed Xelloss: Ah, you needn't worry about me. You can trust me. You see, I am Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

Gourry and Zelgadis: (singing) Koi ni koi suru, otoko no ko ni wa...

Zelgadis: Hurray! I finally got her to laugh! (singing) Da da da da da da da...

Tiiba: Please don't call me a Mazoku! I'm a CHICKEN!

Zelgadis: (admiring his dress and makeup with approval) Guys, we really have to do this more often!

Gourry: OH MY GOD!!!!

Phibrizzo: Waaaaaaaaaaah! I think I need a hug!!!

Lina: (in Dr. Evil voice) ...one MILLION gold pieces! Mwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Joyrock: Yeesh, I really do have an insufferable laugh, don't I?

Xelloss: I don't trust you.
Zelgadis: Oh, boo hoo.

Gaav: ... you die, and be reborn a Mazoku.
Val: That doesn't sound so bad at all... NOT!!

Valgaav: Humans! Mazoku! Ryuuzoku! All of them stand in my way! (starts bawling) It's not fair! I want my mommy!!

(Gaav stands thrusting his sword in and out of its sheath)
Saygram: Stop that ya perv, it's disgusting.

(Zelgadis and Gourry stand outside a bathroom stall)
Zel and Gourry: Hanako-san! Let's have some fun!
Hanako: Hai hai...

Lina: Hey Gourry! Watch me do that pec-wiggling thing!
(Piku piku)
Gourry: Hey, you're good at that!

Lagos: (hypnotist from Mipross Island) And where would you be from, ma'am... ... ... ... up my what?!!

Naga: O HO HO HO HO HO-- **cough cough... cough cough...**


PENGUINS: STOP INTERRUPTING OUR STRIPTEASE!

ZELGADIS: (as Steve Martin) Well, EXCUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEE!

AMELIA: I am Amelia! Amelia the Princess! O HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!

DARKSTAR: If I had a hammer... I'd hammer out Justice... all over this land...

ZELGADIS: (whacking his butt) Who's a naughty boy?! Who's a naughty boy?!
(WARNING: I am not responsible for any arteries or blood vessels that may burst from laughing after envisioning this)

SIRIUS: Dude!
ERULOGOS: Dude! I love ya man!
SIRIUS: Dude! I love you too, man!

(ZELGADIS stands off against GRAVOS)
ZELGADIS: All right... PIKACHU! I choose you!
GRAVOS: Squirtle, go!

LINA: Sorry, Mimi and Nene, but I love this dress! I'm keeping it! You can have this crummy old sorceress's outfit if you want it...

MARTINA: Pleeeeeease, Daddy?
MOROS: No!
MARTINA: Oh, okay...

TARIMU: Dude!
DEMIA: Dude! I love ya man!
TARIMU: Dude! I love you too, man!

RUBIA: Please... ... bite... ... me... ...

NAGA: Hot springs? What are those?

ZOLF: Guess what, everyone! I just got the part for "The Mummy, part three!"

PHILIONEL: Blood and gore punch! Carnage kick! Psychopathic violence attack!

AMELIA: Do you... do you work in a strip joint?

VRUMUGUN: Flare Arrow!

LINA: We are the Warriors of Justice! Lina, the Swan!
GOURRY: We shine like the sun on a sea of chaos! Gourry, the Lion!
ZELGADIS: We always fight for what's right! Bald Eagle Zelgadis!
AMELIA: A shooting star in the night sky... Amelia, the Fighting Leopardess!
XELLOSS: The Shooting Star Warriors! Xelloss, the Wolf!
ALL: PEACEMAN!

ZELGADIS: Dude!
XELLOSS: Dude! I love ya man!
ZELGADIS: Dude! I love you too, man!
(Okay, that's enough of that...)

SERA: You're not a dope, Marco!
MARCO: And you're not a stupid-head, Sera!

LINA: Sorry if I interrupted you!
PENGUINS: Oh, that's okay!

GOURRY: See ya, Lina!
LINA: Have fun on your date, Gourry!
GOURRY: Ready, Balloon?

RALMUS: Captain Jarlov! I just love your new jar! Can I polish it, please, please PLEASE??

VALGAAV: Is that your final answer?

GOURRY: Oh, I get it!

LINA: Noonsa, dear! Come here and give Lina a kiss!

KOPII REZO: Feel my wrath! Of course, I'm not nearly as good as Rezo was, but...

ZELGADIS: Sore wa... himitsu... desu... (sighs dreamily) I think I'm in love...

NAGA: Heh, heh... Blood. Cool.

ZELGADIS AND FILIA: TABETAI! TABETAI! TABETAI! TABETAI! TABETAI!

FILIA: Xelloss... let's make lots of little Xellosses and Filias!
XELLOSS: Filia! Let's start right now!
(Okay okay it's icky... but wouldn't that be cute?! The kids, I mean...)

LINA: Check it out, Gourry!
GOURRY: What's that?
LINA: It's my slug farm! Aren't they cute?

LINA: Shikima... shikima... shikima... shikima... shikima... shikima...
GOURRY: Umm... Lina?
LINA: Quiet, Gourry! Shikima, shikima, shikima, shikima...

LINA: You're right... Coronay DOES look like a piece of shit.

GOURRY: What do you mean, you threw away the mermaid costume? I wanted to keep that!

MIRROR LINA: DRAGON SLAVE!!

SYLPHIEL: You know what, Gourry? Go &#%@ yourself.

HALSHIFORM: (singing) Who wants to live forever...
(It's a Queen song, okay?!)

ZELGADIS: Miwan, wait up! I don't care if you're a man!

VALGAAV: Revenge? What's that?

ZELGADIS: Yo quiero Taco Bell.

LINA: How are you doing over there, Zelgadis?
ZELGADIS: Please, call me Mr. Bunny.

RAHANIMU: Wait for me!

GOURRY: Oh, I remember!

KEREL: Slimy beds and meals of seaweed?!... ... Amelia, are you seeing anyone?

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AMELIA: Remember when we got coccooned?
ZELGADIS: Yeah... that was cool.

LINA: Big Sister-Brother!

SYLPHIEL: (as Sairaag is destroyed) Moero... MOERO, MOERO!!!

(WHACK)
ZELGADIS: There, I've won!
NOONSA: No, you haven't.
ZELGADIS: But your arm's off!
NOONSA: It's just a flesh wound.

ZELGADIS: (singing) For I am a pirate king!
ALL: He is, hurrah for the pirate king!
ZELGADIS: And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king!
Etc...

LINA: Gourry, I gotta go to the Shikima realm... (holds up a glass)
GOURRY: (exasperated) AGAIN?!!!

LINA: Menchi! Menchi, come back here!

SHINKOUHYOU: Sore wa mada himitsu desu!
XELLOSS: That's my catch phrase! You're going to be hit with such a lawsuit...
(note: Shinkouhyou is a cute/freaky character played by Akira Ishida in "Senkaiden Houshin Engi" who, at one point, says "That is still a secret.")

AMELIA: Hail Il Palazzo-sama!

GOLDEN DRAGONS: (singing) We have roofs here at the Temple of the Fire Dragon King...

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Vrumugun: Please... call me Vrummy.

SHABRANIGDO: It's no use, Lina Inverse! Give up!
LINA: Gourry! We'll have to try the Alcoholic Shower attack!

NAGA: O HO HO HO HO HO HO!! Merry Christmas!

FILIA: These things on my head? Christmas ornaments, of course!

ZELGADIS: Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll! ... ... (to LINA) No, I will not make out with you!

VALGAAV: (Tearing a piece of paper off his horn) For the last time... my horn is NOT to be used as a bulletin board!

SHABRANIGDO: Please... call me Shabby.

JEFFREY: Lina, save me!

LINA: So if you're smart enough... if you're lucky enough... and if you've got the guts... then you can win... LINA INVERSE'S MONEY!

VRUMUGUN: I'm getting the strangest feeling of déjà vu...

KOPII REZO: Okay... I'm the clone of a guy who kept a teddy bear in his underground laboratory... AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS??!!!

REZO: (singing) Jingle staff, jingle staff, jingle all the way...

[GAAV is still playing with his sword]
SAYGRAM: For cripes' sake, GET YOURSELF A GIRLFRIEND!!!

VALGAAV: Jillas! Time for your flea dip!

ZELGADIS: Go on... pull my finger.

JILLAS: (singing) WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?