A phrase you don't catch yourself saying often. The coolest part of the entire show was Mon Star and the Mob. Man, they could clean house. Well, clean house to the extent where they would almost win and then the SilverHawks would catch their second win, and scalp the mah fahs.

And now the quote that changed a nation: "Moon Star of Limbo, give me the might, the muscle, the menace of Mon Star!!" If you said that aloud there is a pretty big chance you will never get laid, featherweight.

Mon Star: The evil boss. Another one of the cooler villains of the 80's. He could be metal-coated also, and he wore this cool spiky helmet. He was voiced by Earl Hammond (Mumm-Ra from ThunderCats), starting to see the parallels?

Yessman: He followed up everything he said with "yessss?". Just another ThunderCat parallel. Yeah, however much of an awsome show this is you can't deny all the uncanny resemblances to ThunderCats. It's just another example of sticking to a succesful blueprint for a youth-targeted audience. Why do you think "Facts of Life" had three or four series, huh? God, Mindy Cohen was hot. I just can't stop thinking of her. They show re-runs on USA, and I'm like "Natalie, Mm-mm. Poppa like.I can imagine you and Urkel." Crap! Did I say Mindy Cohen? I meant Rebecca Romijn. She was on "Facts of Life". She just wasn't on all that much, or at all. Sorry. Yessman. Man, I loved to see him getting thrashed.

Melodia: She also had a musical instrament for a weapon. It was one of those wearable 80's keyboards that was shaped like a guitar. As Bluegrass' equivalent, she fought him the most. Melodia look a lot like Cindy Lauper (another person who's head should be stapled to their butt). Girls just wanna have fun my ass. Girls just want your money and then they want to take a contract out on your life. But I got back at her, didn't I? Yeah who's laughing now, bitch? You try, but you only say "Glub, glub." Uh, you didn't read that. Move on.

Poker Face: He could rarely be found in battle, due to his addiction to gambling. Mon Star and Melodia tried an intervention, but then realized that with a name like Poker Face, there wasn't too much else he could do. Plus he had cool, spinning, slot-machine eyes, and his very own casino. He was like Colonel Klink, except he wasn't a Nazi, and he didn't have a german accent, and nobody tried to break out of his POW camp. Just like colonel Klink. "Hoooogan!"

Hardware: The seedy weapons guy. He could make almost anything, if you said please. Otherwise he'd sit you down for tea and instruct you on manners. Then he'd pop off your skull with a big freakin' gun. What he was probably saying in this picture is "Freeze sucka-bitch!!"

Buzzsaw: He's a buzz saw guy. Hence the name. He could shoot with, you guessed it, his buzzsaw hands. Man I wish I could dress like that and not get arrested. That got me pissed. I bet that hillbilly sherriff is enjoying his seat next to my bloated girlfriend's corpse in the bottom of Lake Erie. Dammit! There I go again. Hey, changing the topic cunningly, how 'bout those Yanks?

Molecular: A master of disguise. If I looked like that, I'd be a master of disguise, too. Wait. Sorry. No room to talk. Yeah, If I ever get any pics up you'll see how ugly I am. That's what my girlfriend thought too, but she didn't look all that nice when I cut her in half and hung her on a meat hook for a couple- it's getting old. Anyways it looks as if he carried a tamboreen around. Whee! When have you ever known a cool guy that plays tamboreen? Could be worse. He could play the flute.

Windhammer: Weilded tuning fork as a weapon. It could change the weather in the Limbo Galaxy. Man, they should abolish those things. I bet all the physics teachers out there conduct "expiriments" with them all the time. Freakin' weird. And just imagine all the fun Windhammer had with his. Tuning Fork.

Mumbo Jumbo: A large bull guy. The strong man. He could get bigger when desired. And he mumbled. Mon Star got him some grammar courses, hooked on phonics, various other educational products and services, but it just never worked out.

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