Okay kids, you've come to expect it, so don't complain. When I feel like it, I'm expanding this site to include all cartoons. I'm not exclusionist. Besides, keeping up with all these cartoons hurt my brain. Just because you can remember doesn't always mean it's good. I could sit here and talk about the Go-Bots, or I could talk about a good cartoon. The new site will contain cartoons from the 90's, Warner Bros. classics, the Golden Age, and Anime. Lots of Anime. So to those of you saying, "What about 'The Shirt-Tails'?", T.S. I'll update this soon. I'm on vacation, I'm bored.
As always, I'll maintain my policy of no fan fiction, (although fan art will probably be allowed). I might put up my occasional sketch if you don't laugh. Or do. I don't care.
If you want to be a complete freakin' nerd, e-mail me. Looks like I'll change that address, too.
Well, because you wanted nothing of the sort, here's a little something about myself. I'm 15, and am very hot. So hot, in fact, that if you were to see a picture of me, you would say "Eh, he's not so hot". You would be deceived. My cutting good looks, and rippling pecs bend the limits of time and space, causing flash cameras to depict a boy who is typical at best. Silly technology. I laugh at it. Hahahahahaha, Hahahahahaha, Ha Ha, Hahahahahaha. When I'm not having hundreds of cats groom me, or manically flailing my arms to that super-cool ska beat that occupies my brain, I'm making an astonishing attempt at snowboarding, yelling at you, or giving everyone my opinion. I am also pretty sure that I don't like you. That's not to say you don't like me. Oh yeah, the ladies, they dig me.
Klepfer's 80's Cartoon Implosion Did you know?: Me and Larry Kenney (Lion-O, stupid) share birthdays? Larry Kenney 8/5/47, me 8/5/83? Didn't know that, did you, you Gimp?
The ghost of Bob Ross talking like a pirate says:
Sign me guestbook, or may scurvey be upon ye!
View, or ye might wind up a leg-iron!!
Eat my guestbook, ye cantankerous whore!!
Avast ye! Many manitee-humpin' land sharks have leered at this page like brain-dead bilge-monkeys, high on pirate's crack. Sing a merry sea shanty and get up there and sign the guestbook. Ye think you're special? Garr! Ye're not!! Arr!
Coming soon: GOOD CARTOONS
Oh yeah, here are some disclaimers from Bob, shut up and listen:
Disclaimer: I am in no way making any profit off the names and characters presented on this page. They are not of my own creation, so on no part of this page do I take credit for them. So, if you feel the need to sue me you should do the following: 1.Grab a pencil, make sure it's nice and sharp. 2. Raise it to eye level. 3. Cram it in there as hard as you can. Don't worry, it's supposed to hurt. 4. Don't sue me, jerkass.
Another disclaimer: Feel free to steal these pics. Because I did. Some of these sites told everyone specifically not to steal. Oops. Just let me tell you, if they complain or threaten legal action I'll link them, and kiss ass like it's 1999. But what's the likeliness of that? There's only about two people who visit this site. (If that).
The rest, True Believers, is just comercialism. Eat it up.
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