“Hey Tasuki” (A filk to the song “Hey Mickey”) by Kourin [Hey Tasuki] Oh Tasuki you’re so fine You’re so fine you blow my mind Hey Tasuki Hey Tasuki Hey Tasuki, the water’s fine Jump in, your body’ll blow my mind Hey Tasuki Hey Tasuki *Oh, Tasuki, what a pity you don’t understand You say you hate women But you’re such a bishonen Oh Tasuki, what a pity, you don’t understand Don’t be an aho, Tasuki Put down the tessen, Tasuki Don’t break my heart, Tasuki You stay out all night You’re drunk when you’re home You’re always starting fights You don’t care if it’s wrong Teme * You say “Lekka Shinen” Hoping to burn Tamahome You’re such a pottymouth Even Chiriko was influenced Teme* Your best friend Koji Has you printed on his sheets He always answers the door Even when he’s the one knocking Teme* You’re scared of water Mainly because of your sisters You think you’re so tough But Aidou could still kick your butt Teme* You’re Mr. Big Otoko But you cried for Nuriko You cried even more With what happened to Chiriko Teme* When you were at Tokaki’s He called you “Fang Boy” We thought you were unshockable But man, were we wrong Teme* When you were in Miaka’s world You admitted you were stubborn You asked when it was over If Chichiri would go for local booze Teme* You make fun of “no da” You mock Sunakake-Babaa You play with bowls to mock Miaka no odango attama Teme* (* until your voice gives up)