“It’s Suzaku After All” (“It’s A Small World”) by Kourin There’s this girl who eats a lot named Miaka She’s a crybaby too, and kind of a baka With her friend Yui She went to the library And set up a crazy plot CHORUS: It’s Suzaku after all It’s Suzaku after all It’s Suzaku after all In the Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho This guy Tamahome wanted mo’money He left his home and family for the big city He encountered a girl Who sent him through a whirl And somehow became her honey (CHORUS) There’s Konan’s young ruler, Hotohori He is and knew he was very pretty He was somehow convinced Suzaku’s Miko would be his But thank goodness it was not to be (CHORUS) Nuriko could have been Konan’s empress Always wearing make-up and pretty dresses But Miaka came along She found out something was wrong “She” was a “he” when she pressed his chest (CHORUS) Chichiri was a monk who wore a mask As the oldest he had a difficult task Even with magical powers Crazy things got worse But he survived his shichiseishi tasks (CHORUS) Tasuki claims that he hates women He himself is a bishonen His best friend is Koji Chief of Mt.Leikaku thieves Plus he had a flame-throwing tessen (CHORUS) Mitsukake was a very good doctor Miss Shoka loved him and he loved her But a demon possessed her So he had to kill her But he’s still a Suzaku seishi healer (CHORUS) Chiriko was a very smart thirteen-year old kid Although hardly anything he ever did Stabbed himself with a prayer wheel When he was used for evil Then became a useful (although dead) little kid (CHORUS) (repeat CHORUS until your voice fades out)