Traveling
By: My Buttocks : ) 
JUST KIDDING! by: Ami-san and Akane-chan

I went to a tropical island
I ate some tropical fruit
Saw a man eating co-co-nut
and he gave a tropical Toot!

I went to a place called China
And went to a Chinese mart
Saw old woman selling leechee fruit
Who gave a Chinese style Fart!

I went to the country of Italy
And went to a Catholic mass
Saw a priest fidgeting in his seat
Who decided.. to pass some Gas!

I went to to the county of Canada
Met a big polar bear
Saw a hunter hiding in a bush
Whose loud fart gave us quite a scare!

I went to an unknown city
Where boys give out many winks
I found it flattering and that is that
but really.. their farting stinks!

That is a tale of traveling
Through places that I vis-it
now it's time to say buh-bye
okay really that's it!!!

FARTING IS HEALTHY EVERYONE!!!!!!! ^_____________________^