THE OTAKU'S THIRD STRIKE


Gourry: Camelot!
Lina: Camelot!
Zelgadis: It's only a model.


"Holy shit! My arms just turned into rubber! This is
good stuff!"


As you can see, this is quite obviously the Princess
Fianna's first orgy.


"Damn, they weren't lying! His dick is big!"


"Alright, Parn, here's the plan: You distract the dragon and
I run away while screaming like a woman."


"Can't laugh... *snicker*... can't... *snicker*...
laugh... must keep *snicker* straight face...."


Eddie Van Halen eat yer heart out!


"I am gonna shove this SO FAR up your ass, bitch!"


"Laugh, Gourry, it's funny! Laugh. I said, laugh,
you worthless fuck!"


"Gourry, my hair! My hair! What the fuck happened
to my beautiful hair?!"


Little does Gourry realize, touching Lina is the
close equivalent to drawing up and signing your
own death warrant.


Look at those beautiful eyes! Would you fuck him?
I'd fuck him. Would you fuck him?


"This used to... used to be... hers... my God...
I wonder how much I could hock it for?"


Look out, everyone, it's Lina's finger! Noooo!!!!

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