As he ponders how to murder the bastard who set fire to his home,
Jubei can't help but thank God he's insured.
See? Even Satan enjoys a good suntan.
Akane's thoughts: "Aw... how sweet."
Ranma's thoughts: "Oh, man, am I getting laid tonight!"
They think it tastes good now, wait til they find out
what Akane put in it.
You know you're on crack when...
"DAMN IT, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET LUCKY!!! WOULD YOU GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE?!"
What the hell have these two been putting in their sake and
where can I get some?
"Oh no! 'Hana Yori Dango' is coming on! Run for it!"
Somehow, through some strange freak-of-nature-accident,
Ranma is literally able to play with himself.