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-You try to warn everyone you meet that Saiyans are trying to blow up the planet (submitted by [email protected])
-You imitate all of Goku's moves on T.V. (submitted by [email protected])
-You realized your Kame-Hame-Ha didn't work like you thought it did.
-You complain that DBZ underwear isn't big enough (is there DBZ underwear?)
-Your parents and friends start calling you Goku.
-You think that this list is your To Do list and the DBZ faq's are your bible
-You recite 50 DBZ characters instead of 50 states in front of your history teacher.
-You have dreams of fighting side by side with Goku.
-You decide to name your sons: Gohan, Goten and Trunks and Your daughters: Pan, Bra and Marron.
-You try to collect 7 rocks in your backyard and make a wish.
-You try to eat as much as the Z warriors.
-For Easter, You look for DragonBalls instead of eggs (submitted by [email protected]).
-Your barber comes up with your own custom cut called the "Goku Cut"(submitted by [email protected])
-You think you have a black belt in karate after watching two seasons of DBZ(submitted by [email protected])
-You constantly look for a tail on your backside(submitted by [email protected])
-You think you have the ability to power up. (submitted by [email protected])
-you keep telling people that you have two dragon balls and an extending power pole in your pants. (submitted by [email protected])
-You call your girlfriend Chichi or Bulma (submitted by [email protected])
-You totally lose your mind trying to make a device to manipulate the earth's gravity so you can train for the upcoming saiyan invaders-or so you say (submitted by [email protected]).
-You're favorite pick-up line is "Hey, wanna see my Dragon Balls?"
-You dye your hair yellow to look like a super saiyan (submitted by [email protected]).
-You get into a fight and call on nature for a spirit bomb(submitted by [email protected])
-You jump out of a plane to try to ride on a cloud(submitted by [email protected])
-You decide to commit suicide so that you can train under king Kai (submitted by [email protected]).
-You are afraid of the moon because of its' weird effects on you - monkey wise (submitted by [email protected]).
-You start to look like Majin Buu (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-Your idol is Mr. Satan (submitted by Joseph Murillo)
-You think that baked beans will just be as good as senzu beans so you decide to eat lots of them - with undesired effects (submitted by [email protected]).
-You made yourself sick to look like cell (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You tried to grow your own "Tree Of Might" in your backyard (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You tried to make your own scouter. (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to apply for the Ginyu force (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You wish you could stop time like Gurdo (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to make a vehicle that looks like Freeza's (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You're glad that your mom is not Chichi (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You think that the lizard in your backyard is the Eternal Dragon (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You think your Dad is Mr. Satan (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You wish your Dad was Goku (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to genetically engineer a Cell egg (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You can only speak English and you can sing the Japanese theme song of DBZ - I can (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to grow your own little saibamen (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You run 10,000 miles to train for Snake Way (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You jump off a roof and try to fly. (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try to run through a 3 ft. wall and break it. (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try to search for all 7 Dragon Balls. (submitted by [email protected]).
-You catch a monkey and try to return it to King Kai. (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try to make a dragonball scanner out of gameboys pieces (submitted by [email protected]).
-You wish you came from Planet Vejita (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to blow up the moon (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You wish your karate teacher was King Kai (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You devise your own weighted clothing (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to split yourself in half to spar (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You've painted a third eye on your forehead to look like Tienshinhan (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You ask your mom if you had a tail when you were a baby (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You ask your mom if you had a grandfather named son-Gohan (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You tell your girlfriend to dress up like Chichi "because it turns you on".
-You try to perfrom the fusion dance with a friend.
-You ask your mom for a space pod instead of a car (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You're banned from the zoo for cutting off monkey's tails (submitted by [email protected]).
-You've made too much of these ideas - in memory of Joseph Murillo :-) (submitted by [email protected]).
-You hit a cricket on top of it's head with a mallet and now you think you're as strong as Goku (submitted by Atomic Mack).
-You have made out with someone named ChiChi (submitted by [email protected]).
-You have a Scouter made of Legos and spare keys from your comuter keyboard(submitted by [email protected]).
-You claim to have visited Planet Namek(submitted by [email protected]).
-Your girlfriend has green/blue hair like Bulma's(submitted by [email protected]).
-You ask your friends to see their dragonballs(submitted by [email protected]).
-A man showed up at your door asking for they milage bill on the Flying Nymbus(submitted by [email protected]).
-You actually paid him for it(submitted by [email protected]).
-You have memorized DBZ Series 1-3, and can act them out while the episodes are playing in the background(submitted by [email protected]).
-You know 'Zarbon Transformed' by heart, and claim that Zarbon cheated and Vegeta could have easily kicked his/her butt(submitted by [email protected]).
-You say you're Zarbon. You listen to yourself about it, too. In fact, you probably even answer yourself(submitted by [email protected])!
-You try to do everything vegeta does (submitted by [email protected])
-You claim you can do the Kame-Hame-Ha!! (submitted by [email protected])
-You try to find a biography on one of the characters to do a book report on (submitted by [email protected]).
-You write a class story about the characters from the show fighting aginist the Sailor Scouts.(I did that myself cause of how much I love Dragonball Z and how much I hate Sailor Moon - submitted by [email protected]).
-You do 10,000 sit ups and all other aerobic activites 100x earth's gravity to try to become a super sayain (submitted by [email protected]).
-You dress up as Goku for Halloween, but all strangers think your a kung-fu ninja guy instead of a guy from DBZ(I did that for real - submitted by [email protected]).
-You paint yourself red and claim to be doing 10X kaioken attack(submitted by [email protected]).
-You color a piece of paper orange and wad it up and scream out kame-hame-ha and throw it at someone (submitted by [email protected]).
-You get Bulma's dad to invent for you (submitted by [email protected]).
-You ask NASA if they are ever going to have a space mission to Nameck(submitted by [email protected]).
-You think you can stop a blast by covering your arms(submitted by [email protected]).
-You go to your local Cards and Comic book store to get DBZ stuff(submitted by [email protected]).
-You find DBZ comics,but you just can't find baseball cards with Yamcha on them(submitted by [email protected]).
-You imagine the bullies at school are Freeza and his men (submitted by lord [email protected]).
-You watch your calories and make sure your not eating too much junk cause if Goku can get a heart attack, anyone can (submitted by lord [email protected]).
-You yell out SAILOR MOON SUCKS AND DRAGONBALL Z RULES!! everywhere you go (submitted by lord [email protected]).
-You shave your head and draw on six dots (submitted by [email protected]).
-You practice your KameHameHA at night before bed (submitted by [email protected]).
-You name your pet oolong and try to make him shift shapes(submitted by [email protected]).
-You dress up as goku for pep rallys (submitted by [email protected]).
-You yell Kaioken time 3 in fights (submitted by [email protected]).
-You call the short kid that plays bass drum in your band Chouzu(submitted by [email protected]).
-Your friend tells you that he is Vegita boy of destiny(submitted by [email protected]).
-You tell your dad your moving out because he called it DragonNut X (submitted by [email protected]).
-You tell people you are Reverend Krillin (submitted by [email protected]).
-You have DBZ action figures (submitted by [email protected]).
-You form a school club called The Dragon Ball Club (submitted by [email protected]).
-You tell your princapal, but goku hit people with Nyoibo, why can't I hit them with a stick too (submitted by [email protected]).
-You have a cricket as a pet and name it Gregory (submitted by [email protected]).
-You put a TV antenna on your head and hold your breath to look like King Kai (submitted by [email protected]).
-You ask a friend who does they think will win in a fight between Chi Chi and Sailor Mars (submitted by [email protected]).
-You practice posing like the Ginyu Force (submitted by [email protected]).
-You get 7 pumpkins and carve stars in them for Halloween (submitted by [email protected]).
-You put candles around you favorite DBZ poster and worship it (submitted by [email protected]).
-You have a DBZ notebook full of pics (submitted by [email protected]).
-You go into the bathroom stall, shout 'Kamehameha!!', and flush the toilet (submitted by [email protected]).
-You spend 4 hours on the internet exploring DBZ stuff (submitted by [email protected]).
-You draw DBZ doodles all over your school work (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try to make your hair like Vegeta's by applying lots of hair gel and hanging upside down for a couple hours (submitted by [email protected]).
-You go outside to try to take on all of Saiyans that aren't coming (submitted by [email protected]).
-You use the words "hammock" and Namek interchangeably, on a regular basis (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try to talk to that fat white cat on you street, thinking maybe you'll get lucky and he'll give you senzu beans (submitted by [email protected]).
-You can play the DBZ theme on every c-tuned instrument ever made (submitted by [email protected]).
-A few E-minor tuned instuments too! (submitted by [email protected]).
-You can watch the dub and tell everyone exactly what was cut out and the dialog in English and Japanese - I'm working on the first half!! (submitted by [email protected]).
-You write a petition to your school pricipal to make a Namek class, and to try to find Piccolo and/or Dende to be teacher (submitted by [email protected]).
-You wave a Zippo lighter around in front of your friends yelling "BURNING ATTACK" (submitted by [email protected]).
-You have created a Puar Beanie Baby, and are trying to market it (submitted by [email protected]).
-You create Saiyen outfits and scouters for all of your sister's Barbie Dolls (submitted by [email protected]).
-You have tried and and were ACTUALLY able to get your hair to look like Vegeta's (submitted by [email protected]).
-You are also trying to market Puar blankets and throw pillows, and Talking Saiyen dolls, and a robotic clone of Yamcha (submitted by [email protected]).
-You get into a fight and you grab a frisbee and yell "destructo disk"!(submitted by [email protected]).
-You light yourself on fire and scream kaioken times 20!(submitted by [email protected]).
-You get pissed and file a complaint when you find out that the new episodes are on a channel that you don't have, but DBZ is also on at like 2:30 in the morning (submitted by [email protected]).
-You decide to move to the Philippnes so that you can watch DBZ everyday, and you can get all DBZ stuff for cheap and before it comes out in AMerica (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try to find out if you can survive 20 energy blasts to the head and still be able to fight back (submitted by [email protected]).
-You decide to do what Pual Revere did and ran all around the city at midnight shouting " the sayins are comming, the sayins are comming!" - then you find out you were watching a rerun and that they already came (submitted by [email protected]).
-You totally beleive that DBZ is not a show, but actually TV News (submitted by [email protected]).
-You can recite every episode of DBZ - flawlessly (submitted by [email protected]).
-You're watching the LION KING and you call Scar Yamcha (submitted by [email protected]).
-You won't eat sausage because you think it was Oolong (submitted by [email protected]).
-Then start a sausage strike (submitted by [email protected]).
-You ask if your grandfather dropped you on your head as a baby giving you a severe head injury (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try selling Dragonball Z bumber stickers , door to door(submitted by [email protected]).
-You try firing a Kame-hame-ha at someone (submitted by [email protected]).
-You get in trouble for scaring your little brother by yelling Kaioken (submitted by [email protected]).
-You call yourself Radditz , on a bad hair day (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try to catch a bullet like Radditz (submitted by [email protected]).
-You say you can meditate while floating in mid-air like Piccolo (submitted by [email protected]).
-You say "piccolo" and wait for the refrigerater door to open (submitted by [email protected]).
-You call a pickle Piccolo (submitted by [email protected]).
-You ask your doctor to prescribe you some senzu beans (submitted by [email protected]).
-You act like your fighting Freeza and punch a freezer (submitted by [email protected]).
-You say you want to head of Capsule Corp. on Career Day (submitted by [email protected]).
-Your teacher asks you how your role model is and you say Goku (submitted by [email protected]).
-You get to detention for trying to manipulate energy in class (submitted by [email protected]).
-You ask your date if she is in her true form or if she is really a pig (submitted by [email protected]).
-You steal seven basketballs and try to call upon the Eternal Dragon (submitted by [email protected]).
-You ask your science teacher if he/she can fuse with someone (submitted by [email protected]).
-You can make a bunch of this jokes (submitted by [email protected]).
-The class bully starts beating you up you yell "you better not screw with me i'm super sayijn!!" (submitted by [email protected]).
-You didn't cry when your grandma died because you knew you could bring her back to life with the dragon balls. (submitted by [email protected]).
-You cut off your arm to see if you can regenerate it like Piccolo (submitted by [email protected]).
-You through your little brother at a mountain to see if he has a hidden power (submitted by [email protected]).
-You try to make a Dead Zone to send the jerk in 2nd hour to (submitted by [email protected]).
-You go off into the wild to see if you can survive like Gohan (submitted by [email protected]).
-You tell people that you are moving so fast that they can't see you because you've reached super sayjain (submitted by [email protected]).
-You look for a girl who's father wears a viking helmet so you can get married an have a kid named Gohan (submitted by [email protected]).
-You go showing hair stylists a picture of Goku and ask if they can do that to your hair (submitted by [email protected]).
-You claim you are an alien that was suppose to destroy the Earth (submitted by [email protected]).
-You ask tailors if they can make Kame-sen suits (submitted by [email protected]).
-You swear that Kame is is the protector of the Earth and that you and him are good friends (submitted by [email protected]).
-You claim to have gotten Radditz in a Yamma lock and say you are the mighty King Yamma (submitted by [email protected]).
-You eat bails of sleepy grass and stay awake (submitted by [email protected]).
-You wear a hat with a glass ball on it and say you own a dragon ball (submitted by [email protected]).
-You accomplish actually making your own Piccolo suit and paint your self green and try doing the special beam cannon (submitted by [email protected]).
-You make the school weatherman into an anime character - my cousin did this (submitted by [email protected]).
-You eat tail steaks for breakfast (submitted by [email protected]).
-You marry a woman named Videl and name your child Pan (submitted by [email protected]).
-You say your father is the Worlds Strongest (submitted by [email protected]).
-You poorly disguise yourself as a super hero and fight crime while your in college (submitted by [email protected]).
-You get a frizzbe and yell killer discus/kienzan and throw it at your friends ([email protected]).
-You try to take a tree down with a single kick (submitted by [email protected]).
-You attempt to put out a fire using your kamehameha (submitted by [email protected]).
-You talk to yourself in class and tell the teacher that you're talking to King Kai (submitted by [email protected]).
-You stand in the middle of the street wearing a costume in a attempt to stop a getaway car using your foot (submitted by [email protected]).
-You claim that your closet is a doorway to another dimension (submitted by [email protected]).
-You join a fighting tournament, demanding to face Mr. Satan (submittedy by [email protected]).
-You think you're the eldest Namek and you get punched for trying to release someone's hidden power (submitted by [email protected]).
-You live in America and you give out your credit card number on the computer just to get a DBZ action figure from Japan (submitted by [email protected]).
-You draw DBZ characters, cut them out, and put them all over your door (submitted [email protected]).
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