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		50 Ways you know you are Korean.
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        Forwarded to me by Paik HaYong (hypaik@wam.umd.edu).

> > > >1.You have a container full of Kim-Chee in your fridge right now.
> > > >2.You own a pair of BYC socks.
> > > >3.You or your parents start singing when drunk.
> > > >4.You own a Honda.
> > > >5.You own an Integra.
> > > >6.You have the asian decals stuck to your car.
> > > >7.Your parents are all shorter then you.
> > > >8.You call a korean older than you "Opa" or "Noona".
> > > >9.You go to church.
> > > >10.You make daily stops to the local "Hello Kitty" store.
> > > >11.You know the "San-Toki" song.
> > > >12.Your dad owns plaid pants.
> > > >13.You or your parents hand wash underwear.
> > > >14."No-Rae Bang" is a common household word.
> > > >15.There's a bottle of Soju in your parents fridge.
> > > >16.Your main source of income is New Years.
> > > >17.Everyone says you look Chinese.
> > > >18.Your parents think anything goes with rice.
> > > >19.The rice you eat can stick to anything.
> > > >20.You or your parents have eaten household pets.
> > > >21.Your parents never kiss.
> > > >22.Your parents never hug.
> > > >23.You can't believe your parents could have concieved children.
> > > >24.Your parents still think they can spank you, even when you move 
		out.
> > > >25.Your parents have beaten you with blunt objects.
> > > >26.Failing a class means find a new place to live.
> > > >27.Your parents smoke.
> > > >28.Your parents drove you to smoke.
> > > >29.You have naked baby pictures of you.
> > > >30.Bowl cuts are a reality.
> > > >31.Your mom rents korean soap operas and watches them daily.
> > > >32.Your parents read the labels of everything to see if it was 
		made in Korea.
> > > >33.When you were little, relatives used to grab your genitals or
		breasts.
> > > >34.Your named after a Bible character (Paul, James, etc.)
> > > >35.Sleeping on the floor is nothing new to you.
> > > >36.Your Grandmother lives with you.
> > > >37.You have to take off your shoes when you step inside your house.
> > > >38.Your parents yell out your korean name real loud in public places.
> > > >39.You parents can't pronounce their R's and L's
> > > >40.Your parents take you to the doctor's for common colds.
> > > >41.Eating on the floor is nothing new to you.
> > > >42.K-mart and Target are the places for clothes shopping for your
		parents.
> > > >43.You think Ramen is the fifth food group.
> > > >44.Hand me downs are nothing new to you.
> > > >45.You have to translate for your parents when ordering fast food.
> > > >46.Your parents are afraid of Black people.
> > > >47.Your parents own a dry cleaning place, liquor store, or video 
		store.
> > > >48.You have "Bori-Cha" in your fridge right now.
> > > >49.Your parents bought a gun after the L.A. Riots.
> > > >50.Your parents used to cut your hair.