Okay, I know that title has been used before but it's good. I love jokes, so here's a collection of ones I like and some that I made up myself. Enjoy!
Things We can Learn from Cartoons
This one is by me.
If you're the good guy...
You will never get hurt.
Fooling the bad guy will require no
effort at all.
The bad guy will always fall for your
tricks even though they've been used before.
The bad guy will always be convinced
by any dramatic performances you put on.
You can run through a wall if the bad
guy has painted a road there.
If you're the bad guy...
You will get hurt, but you will always
be fine again in the next scene.
The good guy will always get you to
agree with him in an argument.
You will fall for any trick the good
guy pulls.
You cannot run through walls where
you have painted a road.
Never ask the good guy to hide you.
Never buy anything from Acme.
Every plan you come up with, no matter
how brilliant, will fail. It will probably backfire too.
Never use dynamite. You will
always be the one holding it when it explodes.