I can tell you haven’t washed your hands since I last saw you. Anyway, this is my closet. I keep all my cleaning supplies in here. Mops, brooms, vaccuum cleaners, dustbusters, air freshener, detergent, and my special recipe soap, plus a few other things. No, I won’t clean out my closet! I mean, I’ll keep it clean, but I won’t get rid of any of my supplies. I can barely keep a clean castle as it is! That’s the problem, no one ever thinks about dirt. Nobody ever considers that they should wash up before coming inside so they don’t track dirt all over the castle. No one ever bothers to wear protective clothing and take it off in the front hall so their indoor clothes are nice and neat when they come back. No, they just laugh at me for being so picky about dirt. Well, someday they’ll see! Someday I won’t be here! The castle will be overrun with germs and grime and they’ll all be sick and miserable! Then what will they say? No, they won’t ask for my profile! They’ll beg me to come back! They’ll-oh, you want my profile? Sure, take it.

Name: Wooster

From: Unknown

Likes: Making everything clean

Dislikes: A messy castle

Abilities: An excellent housecleaner

Weaknesses: Can’t fight for his life

Characteristics: Always wears spotless white clothes, including an apron

Personality: A dirt hater. Wooster will not rest until he is satisfied that not a molecule of dust remains in the castle. Sometimes annoying.

I.Q. 78

Motto: I must have cleanliness!