Um, hi. I’m The King, and this is my throne room. This big chair I’m sitting on is my throne. It’s in this room. I think that’s why they call it the throne room. This other big chair is for the Princess. That’s her throne. The thrones have lots of gold and silver and jewels and stuff on them. I sit here when I’m doing important stuff, like making decisions. I don’t like making decisions, because then I have to think. I wish I weren’t the king. But then I wouldn’t get to sit on my throne. So maybe I do like being the king. I have no idea. I’m confused. I think I’ll just sit here and do nothing. Go away! And take this with you. I hate reading too, because then I have to think.

Name: The King

From: Sky Land

Likes: Parties, doing nothing

Dislikes: Being the king

Abilities: Knows when to run away

Weaknesses: Can’t run

Characteristics: Very fat, wears a long purple robe and a crown

Personality: Jolly. The King likes parties and eating goodies. Not a very good ruler.

I.Q.: .89

Motto: I don’t know!