This is-a my kitchen! I am-a making-a one of my secret-a sauces for Mario to eat with his-a lunch. See, I-a put in tomatoes and-a garlic and-a sliced-a vegetables and-a water and-a little bit of-a sugar. And-a now I-a put in-a my-a secret ingredient from the-a unlabeled jar. Now I-a stir it up good and-a pour it-a over some spaghetti. I put a little-a parsley on-a the side and I-a put it on-a the table for-a Mario. I am-a great-a cook! Here, read-a my profile and-a learn-a some more.

Name: Luigi Mario

From: Brooklyn, New York

Likes: Himself, showing off

Dislikes: Mario

Abilities: Physically fit

Weaknesses: Very little motivation

Characteristics: Green overalls and hat

Personality: An egotist. Luigi is self-centered and lets everyone know it. Acts like a big shot.

I.Q.: 5

Motto: My hair is the best!