I’m-a Mario! This is-a the camera room, for-a keeping track of those naughty-a Koopa Kids. We-a have lots of-a cameras all over the Mushroom-a Kingdom. We-a sit in this-a room and-a watch-a the screens. If-a we see any-a Koopa Kids, we sound-a the alarm. Then the Mushroom-a Guards are-a dispatched to take-a care of the Koopas. This-a way we don’t-a have to be-a worried about invasions. Not-a much is going-a on today, but sometimes we get to-a watch parades and things. Why don’t you-a read-a my profile while I keep-a watching the screens?

Name: Mario Mario

From: Brooklyn, New York

Likes: Eating and sleeping

Dislikes: Luigi

Abilities: Plenty of motivation

Weaknesses: Very much out of shape

Characteristics: Red overalls and hat, huge nose

Personality: An idiot. Mario is oblivious to everything except himself. Tries to pretend to be intelligent.

I.Q.: 2

Motto: I’m an idiot!