Watch your step, it’s slippery down here. Welcome to the Castle Dungeon! This is the nicer section of the dungeon, for Koopalings who break house rules. Their rooms are very nice, so they get sent to the dungeon instead of their rooms. This is Ludwig’s cell. He’s down here so often that we put his name over the door. The next room is the middle section of the dungeon. This is where we put people who commit minor crimes. It’s darker and dustier than the other room. The food portions are smaller and it’s a little less comfortable. This is the last room. Don’t look for the light switch; there isn’t one. It’s very dark down here, and it’s incredibly dirty and wet. This room is for people who commit serious federal offenses. They get only the bare minimum in food and comfort. Don’t think the whole castle is like the dungeon. Most of it is really quite nice. You can go talk to Roy and get a tour of the Koopa’s quarters. But before you leave, here’s my profile.

Name: Bowser Koopa

Nickname: King Dad

Birthdate: December 12, 2103

Favorite Color: Black

Pet: Bagels, a dog

Favorite Koopalings: Lemmy, Ludwig

Likes: Being the king

Dislikes: Mario, Luigi

Characteristics: Bushy red hair

Personality: Basically an evil guy. Bowser likes being large and in charge- of his kids and the Mushroom Kingdom. In the habit of getting what he wants.