Koopa Park is open 7 days a week, 365 days a year, and the weather is always sunny and warm with a slight breeze.

Koopa Park is the only place in the entire universe that is not affected by El Nino. However, we would like our park visitors to stop and read about El Nino for a moment. Below is a list of 25 things that El Nino is not at all responsible for, but we will blame on it anyway.

Bad days

Bad hair days

Bad jokes

Bad music

Bad video game plots

Bills

Boredom

Cats

Computers

Goose droppings

El Nino

France

Global warming

Homework

Inflation

Little sisters

Math

Mosquitoes

Obesity

Skunk odor

Slow Internet access

Stupid people

Tests

Typos

Wednesdays