Heed my words
And heed them well
A pox upon you
And your cousin Mel

You called me wicked
You called me mean
HA!
Now who�s the one sporting that extra spleen?

You called me ugly
And you called me old
But who�s the one with the seven extra toes?

How �bout an extra knee?
And how�s your sight, my little chickadee?
Is it good?
Well, with three big eyes, it better be!

Oh! What�s that you say?
I�m nice and grand?
Well, what do you know?
I�ll give this fine nice boy a hand

(Or three)

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