Chris Royal beats the piss out of Marauder

(screen fades in as a limo pulls drives by the EWA camera man...then it suddenly stops and backs up. The door opens...out walks Chris Osbourne)
 

Osbourne: I came here to say one thing...and challenge one THING. First of all, Spidaman you little comic freak, or should i say Tom Osbourne, you always come out here and and talk your shit. You say you are the best...and only you says that. You think you can beat me...you think you can beat anyone. Well, why don't you prove it...tonight!!

(screen fades to black...starts to fade back in to the arena where fans are finding their seats...suddenly the fans jump out of shock from the loud boom of hundreds of fireworks shooting off! Then the announcers, Dan "The obese security man", Gordon Russell, and wearing a toga Larry "Popstar" Mullins, make their way to the announcers booth)

Russell: Welcome everyone!! Welcome to Sunday Night Supreme! What a night we have in store for you! Dan: But first let me ask..Larry, are you gay?

Mullins: NO!!! Tige' told me it was toga day...he said everyone was gonna be wearing one!

Dan: Once again, you are dumb enough to believe Tige'! Mullins: HE threatened to ruin my figure! Russell: I think you don't need Tige' to do that. Someone beat him to the job.

Mullins: Oh you shut up!! I'll take you in the ring and show you a thing or two! Russell: Oh really? Mullins: Yeah!!!!! Russell: Let's go then!!

(they walk to the ring)

Dan: Well....uhhh, looks like I'm calling this one all on my own. Well...i didnt know they knew how to lock-up! There is the lock-up...Larry pulls Gordon's hair! Gordon on the mat and Larry for an elbow drop...NO! HE misses!! Russell covers!!
1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steffen Roberge: The winner of this uhhh...the winner is Gordon Russell!!!

Dan: YEAH!!! I knew it! Whatta battle!

(they both sit back down...Larry has a tear in his eye)

Dan: Larry, many superstars would kill for the stamina you have!

Mullins: Shut up!

Russell: I kicked your ass...

Mullins: No you didnt! Everyone knows wrestling is fake anyways!

Russell: Really? Does fake wrestling make you cry Larry?

Dan: OH my God...he is crying!!!

Mullins: Nuh uh!! I just uhhh....sinuses! Leave me alone! Russell: Now onto tonight...we have.....wait a second..LOOK! Spidaman Tom Osbourne is in the crowd with a mic!!

Spidaman: Chris 2 words and they aint suck it..they are: I ACCEPT!!!!

Russell: Woah!!!!!!! Daydream against Tom Osbourne!! What do you think about that one?

Dan: Cant really say...havent seen much of the Spidaman...

Mullins: Daydream!

Russell: SHut up Larry...you dont know that!

Mullins: It was a guess.

Russell: You still suck! Okay, our first match here tonight is Moisture against Del "So Cold" Cheaney...your thoughts on the situation?

Dan: Moisture! Mullins: Personally i feel that the winner will be_

Russell: And there is Steffen let's get to the ring!

Mullins: I Wasnt done yet...but i... Dan: SHHHHHH!!!!!!

Steffen Roberge: LAdies and gentleman, this next one-sided battle is scheduled for ONE fall! Currently in the ring, the man who claims to by So cold, Del "So Cold" Cheaney!!!! And now his opponent...a man of darkness...here is MOISTURE!!!!!

Dan: Well now let's see here...there he is! There is Moisture calmly walking down to ring...wait a second!! There is another Moisture coming behind Cheaney!

Russell: The Moisture in the entrance way now is walking off...im guessing that is the fake Moisture.

Mullins: Del is laughing and turns around....OOOoohhhh!!!!! The claw put on by Moisture and Del is going down kicking and screaming!

Russell: Moisture lifts him up and slams him down!!!!!!! oh my GOD!!!!! Claw slam!! Claw slam!!

Dan: Del is just flopping all around the mat now!! Moisture goes over to him and picks him up...superplex...he drops him like a DDT though!!! That had to paralyze So cold...

Mullins: Doubt it.

Dan: Shut up.

Russell: Moisture whips him to the ropes...gets him up for a spine buster! He just falls back and lets the rope clothesline Del!

Dan: Moisture is toying with him...he takes Del and kicks him outside! Del is a big star...but in the EWA, he aint jack sh*t!!

Mullins: Moisture goes out and just tosses him back in! Moisture in after him...ooooooh! Quicky executes a double-underhook piledriver! Cover! 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steffen Roberge: The winner of this match, MOISTURE!!!!!!! Russell: What a win for the hall of famer!

Dan: Del sorta reminded me of the tough fight you put up Mullins...

Mullins: Maybe you would like to go in there and let me show youhow to fight? *THWACK* OUCH!!! Dan: Don't talk to me in that tone. Next match is...well, Daydreamer against Spidaman!!

Steffen Roberge: Ladies and gentlemen our next match consists of one fall and is for...ummm, dignity! First here is the SPIDAMAN Tom Osbourne!!!!!!!!!

(Steffen runs out of the ring...)

Dan: And Steffen runs as he sees Chris Osbourne chase down Tom! Osbourne behind Tom and taps on his shoulder...Tom turns and Chris kick him in the stomach! Gutwrench Suplex! Chris lifts him up and is punching him all the way down to the ring!!

Mullins: Chris has him in the ring now...tossed him on easily! DDT! Ouch........Chris sends him to the ropes...Chris leapfrogs him...Tom back the other way...Chris gets him up for a powerslam!! Wait! Tom out the backdoor and from behind...German Suplex and bridge! 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . KICKOUT!

Russell: Both Osbourne's up...Chris charges at Tom but Tom just back body drops him! Tom now goes to the turnbuckles to hype the fans...dumb move!

Mullins: Chris right behind him...ooooooh!!! Lifted an arm up right between his legs and uhhh, made contact! Tom just frozen there unable to move! Chris up behind him...back drop from the middle rope...OOH!!

Dan: Ugh...

Russell: Exactly! Chris has Tom by the head now...inverted DDT! Chris to the ropes...legdrop!

Dan: Ugh...

Mullins: You okay? Dan: No...you smell.

Mullins: Uhhhhhh.....no. Anyways, Chris gets Tom up...Bulldog...NO!!! Tom lifts up! Atomic Drop!! Chris is weary! Dan: Ugh...

Russell: I know what ya mean Dan. Tom follows up with a flying clothesline! He picks up Chris...double-underhook superplex! Tom waits for Chris to get up...Tom goes to the ropes! Jumps...NO! Chris catches him...FALL AWAY SLAM!!!!!!!!!!

Dan: Chris up now and is...revived!! Tom just barely getting up...Chris goes up to him...BADD DREAM!!!

Mullins: He goes to the top..he didnt go for the pin! Wait....WOAH!

Dan: They call that the Osbourne sault my good man...

Russell: Chris now...what's this? Grabbing his head...pulling back ...gets him in the camel clutch position to do this!!!

Dan: THat's the DAYDREAM!!! Tom is out!!! Tom is out!!! Ding Ding Ding

Steffen Roberge: The winner of this match, DAYDREAMER Chris Osbourne!!

Russell: HE aint finished yet!! HE grabs Tom...another BADD DREAM!!! HERE COMES JOHN TITAN!!!

Mullins: With chair in hand...oooooooh, he cracked Tom on top of the head with it! They are both beating on Spidaman now! Dan: Here comes my boys, the security!! TAke 'em down boys! Russell: And they are restoring peace! We'll be right back after these commercials! _____________________________________________________________________________________
Voice over: The many retirements of Raven...on Sunday night, Dr. Ruth examines why, and tells all the reasons lack of sex may have something to do with it. _____________________________________________________________________________________
Mullins: ewwwwwwww

Dan: Don't wanna miss that.

Mullins: You damn queer!

Dan: uhhh....next.

Steffen Roberge: This next match is scheduled for one fall andis a non-title match up!! Introducing first, making his EWA debut, HOTSHOT Mike Stewart!!! And now...

(Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Fuckin' Roses plays!!!!!!!)
the EWA World Champion, the Raven Sean Tepes!!!

Russell: Both men make it to the ring...Tepes takes his belt off....ooooh, he's blindsided by Stewart!!! Stweart on the attack now! He grabs him and starts ramming Sean's head into the trurnbuckle!

Dan: Wait..Sean with an elbow into the gut region...another...another! Hotshot bending over in pain...Sean over to him and...scissors kick!

Mullins: Mike almost up...Sean over to him, swinging neckbreaker! Sean to the top rope...atomic elbow drop...NO!!! Mike got his boot up!

Russell: Sean holding his mouth...bent over. Mike up and over to him...uppercut right to his mouth!! Sean just falls back!

Dan: And Mike after him with a stomp in the face! Another! Another! HE lifts him up..goes to the ropes...huge knee lift!

Russell: He tosses Sean to the ropes now...drop toe hold take down! Crosses his legs and puts Sean in the Regal stretch! Luckily he is close to the ropes!

Dan: I'm impressed here by Stewart! Stewart grabs the head of Tepes now...Tepes with a headbutt to the stomach though! Tepes throws Stewart in the ropes! Tepes after him...puts him on the top rope...superplex off the top!!! NO! Stewart pushes Tepes off! Stewart climbs down....

Mullins: He grabs Sean by the legs..HOTSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: HEY!! STEVE CROSS!!! Russell: Cross in and pushes Stewart off! HE is beating on Tepes! DING DING DING

Steffen Roberge: The winner of this match as a result of disqualification, The Raven Sean Tepes!

                        Mullins: Cross just cost Stewart the title maybe...unless Sean woulda kicked out which has happened with Sean before! I think the match was far from over! And MIKE knows it!!! Look at the hateful stare he is giving Cross! HE CHARGES HIM! STEWART AND CROSS! STEWART AND CROSS! Dan: LARRY IS CREAMING  HIS PANTS!!!!!

Russell: Look at this! And now Tepes up...he joins in!!!!! Here comes federation officials! They are breaking this three-way dance up!! Wait...Stewart has the mic!

Stewart: Cross...you have done something no one should...piss of the Hotshot! I propose this...you, me, and Tepes! Next week!!!

Mullins: HE drops the mic and leaves! He is pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russell: No shit? We gotta go to commercial now, we will be right back!!
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Tonight on the ZOO Netwrok, the the life and times of Lance Champion, and the reasons he knew he was going to die....8:30 on ZOO , immediately following EWA Supreme!! _________________________________________________________________
MULLINS:Ladies and gentlemen, please tune in to the explosive documentery in a series of many to come...now let's go to the ring for Steffan to a....

(Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne blairs through the sound system, and the Horsemen, led by "The Nitemare" Rob Osbourne and their manager, "The Radiant One" Roland Ulv, come to the ring and demand a mic..)

MULLINS:Well, I guess we're going to listen to Osbourne and the Geritol gang...

OSBOURNE:Mullins, eat men, I'll kick yourass later...now we have a very important announcement to make this evening....Mr.Ulv, would you like to do the honors, or should I...

ULV:Ja fur sure, ju do it Niitemare...

OSBOURNE:Yeah, I'd love to my friend....you know, the Horsmen, since their birth have been dubbed the dirtiest players in the game....and we have always been five members strong, unlike those ripoffs down south...but now with the Radiant One taking on a new role, we needed a replacement...a man that could live up to the legacy of the Horsemen...it was hard to find...but with the minds we have, we found the excellent choice...so to all you fans...

(All of a sudden the lights go out and a spotlight drops on the entrance curtain....little gold speckles fall from the ceiling...and out steps Chris Royal...he is clad in a two piece Armani suit...and a pair of Gucci shoes...he strolls to the ring in an eruption of mixed emotions from the crowd...as he steps through the ropes, the Nitemare throws a Horsemen t-shirt to him...he holds it up, shakes his head and reaches for a mic...)

ROYAL:So, you didn't expect it to be me huh EWA> Why not? I mean, come on, what did you expect me to do?!?! I come ou there week in and week out and show up the top talent you have to offer, which ain't to hot I might add...and what do I get in return? Giving tutorial lessons to the rookies here...do I get the respect and adoration that I deserve? Hell no...so the suits don't like me....who cares?You all should have seen it coming, Triple X, how the hell do you think the Horsemen knew about the attack on Lady Angel, and Amanda and I got away unscaved? I have the side of the Horsemen...I might not be a Horsemen thirty days from now, or hell, I might be one thirty years from now...you never know, I do what fits the best interest of Chris Royal ,not the EWA, not the Horsemen....every night I would give it 110%, even after Amanda hurting me sexually, I still got up! Nitemare, don't think for a minute that I don't want, or think I can take that strap from around your waist, in time my friend, in time...and remember this, I DECIDE WHAT CHRIS ROYAL DOES FROM NOW ON!

(Royal throws the mic on the mat, along with the Horsemen t-shirt...he turns and yells Chris Royal 4-life...then struts back to the back...)

RUSSELL:WOW, explosive words from one Chris ROyal, but even with him not 100% with the Horsemen, the combination of the two is a force that will indeed prove to be reckoned with...now, can we get to Steffan for the next match?

MULLINS:Dan had to leave...he said the chili dogs were acting up

STEFFAN:The following match is set for one fall....it is non -title...representing Triple XXX, the EWA UNiversal Tag Team champions.......Maxx and Steve...Pain Inc.....and their opponents...led by Lady Angel...here is Iceman and .....John Titan....

RUSSELL:Oh my god...John titan and Iceman? This is interesting....and Maxx Pain will start out against Iceman, and Iceman with a scoop slam, Maxx up...running lariat caught Iceman from behind...

MULLINS:Yeah, he fell hard...looked like you earlier Gordo..

RUSSELL:Uhm...I kicked your ass fuckface!

MULLINS:Yeah...well...whatever...and Pain Inc with the advantage now....oooh....double team maneuver to Iceman....Titan attempting to get the tag....Steve pain on the outside now, he grabs Lady Angel by the hair, and he's....kissing her...she gets around... RUSSELL:OH WIL YOU STIP IT!?!?!?!? HERE COMES JACK MASON!!! He grabs Steve Pain and gives him the Jack 2 ...and Maxx is going after Mason who is carrying LA up the aisle....Maxx to the ramp, and Rob Osbourne comes from behind the apron and Badd Dreams Maxx pain....the ref has called for the bell...awarding the match to ...PAIN INC.??? I guess he felt that Mason interfered on the part of Iceman and Titan...oh no...Iceman is outraged....

MULLINS:Yeah I would be to if my manager was the biggest whore in the company....

RUSSELL:Ooooh god...

MULLINS:They are lowering the cage now.....and introducing the first of the double Main Event...here is Steffan Roberge

STEFFAN:Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls...Tige'....here is the former Universal Champion, being escorted to the ring by the beautiful Trixie Lee....he is Pledge Allegiance...and his opponent, he is a member of the Established Elites...he is one of the greatest mat technicians of all time...being escorted to the ring by...Tige'...here is Darklight Warrior...

(The fans go nuts as DW enters the arena...)

RUSSELL:And Dw wastes not ime taking it straight to Pledge...he grabs him up...throws him to the rpes...Ensurami Kick to the back of the head...Pledge is slow to get up...Tige' high fives DW through the cage....

MULLINS:But meanwhile, Pledge drops an elbow to the back of the head of DW...and Trixie Lee grabs Tige' by the hair and slams his head into the cage...and she hauls ass for the dressing room, cause she knows Tige' will beat her down

RUSSELL:Yeah, only Tige would hit a woman...but Pledge is gonna try and climb the cage and save the lady...but Dw grabs him from behind and throws Pledge hard to the mat...devil stomp to the gut of the former Universal Champion....

MULLINS:DW now sets the chump...hehe...I mean former Champ up...and applies a devestating chokehold.....Plegde fading away...and DW releases the hold and Pledge falls to the mat in a heap of beaten mass

RUSSELL:Pledge will come back, he has to, for the fans...for the millions of people hoping for the sake of the EWA, he damn well has to!!

MULLINS:Oh dry it up you dickhead......DW climbing the cgae, he is to the top, he puts a leg over the railing...oh my god, a double shooting star press...that is unbelievable

(Tige' grabs the mic from Russell)

TIGE':No, that's Elite....hehehehe...that is the move that will go down in history as the one shot that started the end of the career of Pledghie Wedgie...all hail the Elites!!

MULLINS:Darklight now climbs out of the cage..let's get the official word...

STEFFAN:And the winner of this match....Darklight Warrior!!!!!

(The ring crew lowers a roof over the cage and Steffan begins to speak...)

STEFFAN:This next match is more than a match...it is one man's chance at retribution...another man's quest to prove that he is the hottest asset the EWA has....one man trying to find remorse for being fooled into thinking he was a member of one of the most infamous wrestling groups of all time, the other, showiung him why he was just a poawn in their game....introducing first, accompanied by Ms.Kellie...here is "The HEARTBREAKER" SHANE STEVENS!!!!

(The crowd boo's the former IC champion...)

STEFFAN:AND NOW, his opponent...the EWA Universal Champion, the fiorst man to ever hold the top two singles titles in the EWA at one time...the man of the hour...the tower of pwer

(Fan yells "get on with it already")

Hey, they pay me to say this shit..."The Nitemare" ROB OSBOURNE!!!!!!

(Crazy Train plays and the Nitemare comes prancing out in his diamond studded jacket and chaps...accompanying him is the former IC champion turned manager...Roland Ulv...)

MULLINS:Well Tige', you wanna stick around for this one? Russell is still in tears over his idol Pledge getting spanked by the Dark One....

TIGE':What the hell...I kinda like this Nitemare dudes matches...not the man, but his style of wrestling you know!

MULLINS:Yeah, I'll have to agree.....And the Nitemare just looking at Stevens...

TIGE':And the fartbreaker runs at the champ head on...and Osbourne puts his hand on Stevens' head, Shaney boty 's just swinging at the air in front of Osbourne's abdomen...hehehe...ain't he cool?

MULLINS:He let's Stevens swing away, then sets him up...slap to the face...wow...he knocked the taste out of his mouth...pulls the man up by his hair...and .....B A D D D R E A M!!!

Cover 1 . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . 3 ! ! ! !

STEFFAN:And the winner...like ya'll dounted it..."THE NITEMARE" ROB OSBOURNE!!!!

MULLINS:Wait, Mason out, and he is attacking Stevens...kicking the man in the ribs....wow...here comes Cieman, he is kicking the shit out of Mason...here come Lady Angel trying to pull the two apart...but here is Steve Pain, he grabs LA and evidintly wants his moneyy worth and starts kissing her again...here comes .....Jimmy Blast and Chris Osbourne...they grab Steve Pain and Osbourne puts him in the DayDream...Maxx out to aide his brother...and Blaster kicks him in the back of the head...here comes Darklight Warrior...he gets nose to nose with Rob Osbourne....

TIGE':Whoa, this could be good, I gotta go see this up close and personal...

MULLINS:Here comes Pledge Allegiance and he grabs the two men bt the back of their heads, but they double team him, and knock the shit out of him, they begin to do a number of double team maneuvers to the man....we are out of time...until next week, I am Larry Mullins, remember, tune into the interesting documentary on the rise of Chris Royal, titled, Lance Champion :The rise an fall.....
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Sorry guys, but Derek Caldwell's family sufferred a devestating blow today, so I had to quickly finish Supreme, you can send in a rating if ya want, but I don't care, this running a fed shit ain't easy, so if you think you can do better....SUCK IT!!!! Thank You, your President.... David L. Crader Sr.