This month we interviewed Wilbert5 for our player profile. He was talking so intelligent-like that I was getting very confused. :D
The REAL Wilbert5! Does he look like what you thought he would? age/sex/location?
see Frank7 bio on the madlib players page. but quickly, 43/m/michigan
Editor's Note- Bio moved to Wilbert5 now
you're Frank7?? I remember you! why the nick change?
tis me! I liked Wilbert, no other reason
rhymes with Dilbert
precisely
are you a Dilbert wannabe?
dilbert is the source of many a good lib answer. i feel like a dilbert at work. i'm in tech support too
what kind of work do you do? tech support?
computers, ibm, corporate computer, not PC's
you are a geek then?
absolutely. i could wow you with tales of Boolean Algebra and Karnaugh maps.
do I need a blanket and pillow while you tell me about it?
no, computers are fascinating. do you know what short-circuit Boolean evaluation is?
um, no. and do you wear thick black glasses?
I'm considering Lasik eye surgery. I have new glasses now. lost my old ones to the might Atlantic ocean. Don Knotts is probably wearing them now
LOL
you know, the incredible Mr. Limpett
yes, good and funny movie. whereabouts in michigan do you live?
Ann Arbor... about 30 miles west of detroit
cold up there now?
not at this moment.. unless you live in Florida. it's about 55 F. pretty warm for December
I live in Florida. it's in the 60s here now
how did I know that
you're psychic, Wil
i used short circuit Boolean evaluation on that one
are you married?
nope. i used short circuit Boolean evaluation on that one too
did you know that someone in #madlib loves you?
i didn't think so. but who
it's a she...that's one clue
that's a very good clue, because if it was a he it would go unrequited
yes, isn't it? she's a regular compared to irregular
i doubt if any regular in madlib is really 'regular'
and she's an op
that narrows it
there are your clues
does she have a beehive hairdo?
not usually, but sometimes she does
@:-) the beehive is a smiley
an on/off op
LOL, yes
I will ponder
tell us about your family....any brothers/sisters you tormented in your younger life?
8. 4 sisters. 3 bros. i am the youngest. traumatized because everyone always called me the 'baby' of the family
so you were the tormentee....I am so sorry
my brother, Billy the Bum once made me drink transmission fluid
did it taste good?
it wasn't too bad, kind of sweet tasting, nothing like the oil that Johnny made me drink
and did Billy the Bum get into trouble?
Billy went to the Navy, that's punishment enough. served in the Vietnam War, Gulf of Tonkin, so did Johnny. But Richard, he was an air force officer
were you ever in the armed services?
no military for me, just college and Michigan
you learned from your brothers, huh?
Definitely from Richard
have you lived in michigan all your life?
no, only for 15 years. am looking to move now
where?
east coast, south jersey, philly, or baltimore
why there?
they have wonderful crabs in August, I miss the ocean
crabs...as in the ocean kind
I want to find my glasses
so you're going back east to find your glasses. that's pretty persistant
actually, to be closer to my loved ones. now it takes me a grueling 13 hour drive to see them. I only get back to NY (where they live) twice a year. I could stand about once a month, no more. my sisters and mom live there
Wil....
have you thought about who loves you in #madlib?
yes
who?
is the nick a three letter acronym
_kitten_ counts on her paws. i think so
that rules out samoyed and sunnied
uh huh
jac???
BINGO! yes, JAC loves you (Editor's note: JAC, quit drooling!!!!!!) ooops! Sorry! :)
i've known jac for many years, longer than anyone else on the 'net'
and you never knew about her love for you?
once i get resituated i am going to investigate that avenue. is resituated a word. it looks strange. maybe relocated is the word i'm looking for. if a location is a situation, then why isn't a relocation a resituation?
what brought you to #madlib?
CopprMane invited me
how long ago?
in the days when the question were in gray and yellow. years ago
that was a while back
I still had a 486
and you became addicted like the rest of us
me? addicted? yes way. it's like the Cheers of the 'net'
do you have a social life? I mean, I see you in the channel all the time. #madlib IS your social life?
not anymore. I work from 5:00 AM to afternoon. by the time social time arrives, I go to sleep. another reason I want to leave michigan
what are you hobbies?
i am a saturday morning mechanic, do landscaping, am a member of a nature club, go hiking
so you like to be one with Mother Nature?
exactly, great areas
what does the nature club do?
nature club picks a different place to explore each week and, i dunno, explore? good exercise. we also eat a lot
eat? what do you eat?
starbucks coffeee at the local barnes and noble or at a diner in the town wherever we are. these things are planned from the 'net'
how many people belong to this club?
about eight. we once ran into a gully, went walking for hours trying to get out. have seen homeless people living in the woods.
have gone to a place called Frankenmuth, Michigan,it's a Bavarian Village type of deal. but we don't explore during the winter.... too cold
what other channels do you frequent when online?
this is the only one I visit on a daily basis
no other games?
sometime acro ..... maybe once every other week. sometimes somebody in madlib will mention a channel in channel and i'll go there. but i do a lot of internet exploring too, searches and stuff
what do you search on?
often, it will relate to work, how to write html, what is ODBC, that kind of stuff
what makes you such a good #madlib player?
why thank you for the compliment. I try to infuse history into a lot of my answers. and I try to make the tense match with the question
trying to teach us something? :)
trying to make ppl remember stuff they already know
that sounds like you are a teacher, Wil
If you could hear my voice
do I want to?
i should have the nick Mumble01
LOL you could be Grumble
stumble
rumble
bumble. i will be TheBumbler
there ya go! lol
lol i like it
any words of wisdom you'd like to share with the channel?
yes i do. now, to think of them.........
LOL....I'll wait
_kitten_ waits
education, intelligence, SAT's. ACT. the ScareCrow (if he only had a brain). these are words of wisdom
and ones that all of us will live by
oh, and I went to Wisdom Lane Elementary School. but really, people should keep on playing as long as it amuses them. that's what madlib is for
anything else you'd like to add?
yes. my best madlib answer to: When a telemarketer calls, it is best to ____________
Ans: dial 3-3-3-5 over and over (Beethoven's Fifth)
there you have it
Special thanks to Wilbert5 for taking time out of his busy life of being a computer geek and being at one with Mother Nature to be interviewed.
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