{A bustling city nightline. A corner at a busy intersection. A black limo pulls up to the red light, as the camera turns to face it. The back window rolls down, and Mr Shhh reaches an arm out and exchanges a $20 for a newspaper from a kid on the street. The camera zooms into the headline, which reads "Prepare to be Equalized!" The limo pulls into the intersection, and is suddenly sideswiped by a taxi cab. Moon Dog Gator gets out from behind the wheel of the cab, and approaches the limo, getting into an argument with Mr Jones. Behind the cab arrives a cop car, and Vigilante gets out to investigate the accident. The scene moves away from the accident as a garbage truck drives around the vehicles, driven by JukeBox Hero and Rock ' N' Roll Animal. It pulls up to a deli, where the Thugz can be seen through the front window occupying a table and eating submarine sandwiches. Animal pushes a dumpster towards the garbage truck, getting ready to dump its load in the back. From the inside of the dumpster crawl the T.w.O., who hurry off into an alley way. Suddenly the manhole cover beside the truck lifts up and is pushed aside as Rigor and Mortis exit the sewers, and look at the truck, as a bright light shines down upon them from the heavens above. The scene again switches to a sky view as a helictoper flies over the city, shining its spotlight around the streets. Brian Frenck leans out the door slightly, straining to see below. He motions to the pilot, who shines the spotlight directly into the camera, causing it to be blinded as the scene fades to.....} {The Marriott Centre in Provo, Utah. The seats are all jammed packed with fans. The camera pans across the crowds, with many people cheering and shouting at the lens. The camera moves towards ringside, and over to the announcer' table, focusing in on two announcers.} Announcer #1: "Welcome everyone, to the Marriot Centre! We are live tonight from Provo, in the great state of Utah! I'm your host, PWC commentator James Hekler, and with me as always is Larry Corsazy. Chip Collins and Tim Thorsen have the night off, and we are very pleased to be filling in for them tonight." Larry: "Ecstatic." James: "Lighten up, Larry. This isnt the PWC, so please try to be polite." Larry: "With you as always? What, am I Garth now?" James: "You only wish. We have a great card scheduled for you tonight! In action, we have the newcomer Giant Killer taking on Moon Dog Gator!" Larry: "Big deal. Bring out my guys. Bring out Trinity!" James: "The only Trinity member wrestling tonight is Hot Shot Donovan, as he takes on Sound & Fury in a non-title match up, with his partner John McGee." Larry: "Just because Hot Shot is the only one scheduled, doesnt mean Trinity won't be here. They wont let me down." James: "Also in action tonight, the Thugz take on the Highlanders, and Tiger Tom Pho taking on The Judge." Larry: "I wonder how the Judge enjoyed being tried last Sunday on Slaughterhouse! That was truly a thing of beauty." James: "Not to discourage you, my friend, but we do have a show to get to. And to get us started, let's turn things over to our ring announcer, Jeff Ayres." {Jeff Ayres steps into the ring, wearing a bright orange vest that just screams 'Don't Hit Me!'. He takes the mic and smiles.} JA: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is tag team action. First, making their way down the aisle, from the island of Scotland, Piper Jones and Jay Foley....THE HIGHLANDERS!" {The two men walk down to the ring, getting a moderate reaction from the crowd.} JA: "And their opponents, coming down to the ring, C-Murder and Shocker.....THE THUGZ!" {The numbers 1-8-7 flash on the screen as the Thugz make their way to the ring. Jeff Ayres leaves, as the ref goes over the rules of the match.} James: "And here we are, ready for action on Triumphant Tuesday." Larry: "Sunday was certainly Triumphant for my boys Trinity." They lock up. Piper Jones nails C-Murder with a tiger suplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Piper Jones whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle. Piper Jones charges into the corner, but C-Murder moves out of the way. The crowd is cheering on C-Murder. Larry: "Jones needs to get his head examined if he thinks C-Murder is going to stand in the corner and wait for him to charge on in." C-Murder takes Piper Jones down with a piledriver. The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. C-Murder and The Shocker whip Piper Jones into the ropes. They hit Piper Jones with a double elbowsmash. The Shocker leaves the ring. C-Murder whips Piper Jones into the ropes. C-Murder goes for a monkey flip, but Piper Jones blocks it. C-Murder begs off. Piper Jones goes for a football tackle, but C-Murder counters it with a kick to the head. James: "The Thugz making good use of some double teaming there. And Piper Jones has C-Murder begging off." Larry: "Are you blind? It was a ploy so he could nail Skirt Boy with that kick. Get with it, Collins." C-Murder takes Piper Jones down with a flying dropkick. C-Murder is getting a good reaction from the crowd. C-Murder executes a flying cross body press on Piper Jones. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up. C-Murder nails Piper Jones with a Frankensteiner. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. Jay Foley enters the ring, but gets cut off. James: "The tag is made, and Jay Foley tries to come in and help his partner out, but is denied." The Shocker and C-Murder whip Piper Jones into the ropes. They hit Piper Jones with a double fist to the midsection. Jay Foley gets back up, but gets cut off. The Shocker and C-Murder whip Piper Jones into the ropes. They attempt to hit Piper Jones with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. The crowd is responding to Piper Jones. C-Murder leaves the ring. Larry: "More strong tactics on behalf of the Thugz. This is why Trinity finds them the only decent tag team opposition in this federation." James: "Because they cheat too?" Larry: "Cheat? If it was cheating, the referee would have disqualified them." Piper Jones takes The Shocker down with a low blow. Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley. Piper Jones goes for a football tackle, but The Shocker counters it with a kick to the head. The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Piper Jones leaves the ring. The Shocker goes for a camel clutch, but Jay Foley blocks it. The Shocker begs off. James: "And the Highlanders get the tag." Jay Foley hits a chop on The Shocker. Jay Foley goes for a springboard lariat, but The Shocker counters it with a dropkick. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. Piper Jones enters the ring, but gets cut off. C-Murder and The Shocker whip Jay Foley into the ropes. C-Murder and The Shocker hit Jay Foley with a double choke slam. C-Murder and The Shocker whip Jay Foley into the ropes. C-Murder and The Shocker hit Jay Foley with a double choke slam. The Shocker leaves the ring. C-Murder hits Jay Foley with a Northern Lights suplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is going crazy. Larry: "And a near victory by the Thugz!" James: "Yes, C-Murder and Shocker are certainly impressing this capacity crowd tonight. C-Murder heading over to his corner, and reaching out...." C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. The Shocker takes Jay Foley down with a front-layout superplex. The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Shocker goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Jay Foley blocks it. The Shocker begs off. Piper Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip The Shocker into the ropes. Jay Foley and Piper Jones hit The Shocker with a double clothesline. Piper Jones leaves the ring. Larry: "What is with this? Does everyone have to double team?" James: "What goes around, comes around." Larry: "At least do something original." Jay Foley hits The Shocker with a dropkick to the knee. Jay Foley runs into the ropes. The Shocker goes for a clawhold, but Jay Foley blocks it. Jay Foley runs into the ropes. Jay Foley misses with a shoulderblock. Jay Foley misses with a clothesline. Jay Foley misses with a clothesline. Jay Foley uses a swinging punch on The Shocker. Jay Foley hits a superkick on The Shocker. James: "Foley missing with a series of moves, and finally nailing a superkick on Shocker." Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones. Piper Jones goes for a stomp, but The Shocker counters it with a roll away. The Shocker throws Piper Jones out of the ring. Peter Campbell counts: one, two, three, Piper Jones reenters the ring. The Shocker goes for a flying bulldog, but Piper Jones counters it with a side step. Piper Jones hits a Gorilla Press on The Shocker. A small "Piper Jones" chant is being started. Piper Jones goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. Larry: "What's that? Is the crowd saying something?" James: "Yes, Larry. They are cheering on Piper Jones." Larry: "In heaven's name why???" James: "Gee Larry, I don't know. Maybe because they like him?" Larry: "Poor excuse, if you ask me." Jay Foley enters the ring and throws The Shocker out of the ring. Piper Jones and Jay Foley hit C-Murder with a double low blow. Jay Foley leaves the ring. Piper Jones goes for a bearhug, but C-Murder counters it with a punch. C-Murder uses a jumping DDT on Piper Jones. The crowd is really behind C-Murder. C-Murder executes a choke slam on Piper Jones. Larry: "See? The crowd quickly changed their tune, didnt they?" James: "I suppose they did." Piper Jones whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle. Piper Jones charges into the corner. Piper Jones goes for a bearhug, but C-Murder counters it with a facerake. C-Murder attemps to place Piper Jones on the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones blocks it. C-Murder hits Piper Jones. The crowd is cheering on C-Murder. C-Murder kicks Piper Jones. Piper Jones chops C-Murder. The crowd is responding to Piper Jones. Piper Jones chops C-Murder. The crowd is cheering on Piper Jones. Piper Jones executes a double-axhandle chop on C-Murder. C-Murder begs off. James: "And again the crowd switching sides." Larry: "Thank God none of these people we call fans are fighting a war for us." James: "You can say that again. War is terrible." Larry: "Well, sure, of course. But I mean, how many times would they change sides during battle?" James: "You really are sick, you know that?" Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley. Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip C-Murder into the ropes. They hit C-Murder with a double clothesline. Piper Jones leaves the ring. Jay Foley whips C-Murder into the ropes. Jay Foley hits C-Murder with an elbow. Jay Foley throws C-Murder out of the ring. Larry: "Stop cheating, already!" James: "Foley deciding to take this fight outside the ring." Jay Foley goes through the ropes. Jay Foley knocks C-Murder into the ringpost. Peter Campbell counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Peter Campbell counts: 2. C-Murder hits Jay Foley with a Northern Lights suplex. Peter Campbell counts: 3. Peter Campbell counts: 4. Jay Foley is busted wide open. C-Murder knocks Jay Foley into the ringsteps. The Shocker comes over to make it two-on-one. Piper Jones comes over and lays out The Shocker. Larry: "Yes! Blood! This might actually get interesting!" James: "Like I mentioned earlier. You are sick." The crowd is responding to Piper Jones. Piper Jones hits a football tackle on C-Murder. Jay Foley uses a spinning mule kick on C-Murder. Peter Campbell counts: 5. C-Murder goes for a jumping DDT, but Jay Foley counters it with a backdrop. Jay Foley uses a superkick on C-Murder. C-Murder is busted wide open. Jay Foley uses a flying clothesline on C-Murder. Peter Campbell counts: 6. Jay Foley takes C-Murder down with a kneelift. Peter Campbell counts: 7. Jay Foley whips C-Murder into the guardrail. Larry: "If this keeps up, it will be a double countout." James: "The Thugz are experienced wrestlers. They aren't about to let that happen." Larry: "I seem to recall when they walked out of a tag title match against the Living Dead. Granted they were scared of them, but they still left." Jay Foley goes for a springboard lariat, but C-Murder counters it with a powerslam. There are lots of chants for C-Murder. Peter Campbell counts: 8. C-Murder knocks Jay Foley into the ringsteps. C-Murder knocks Jay Foley into the ringsteps. The crowd is going crazy. C-Murder reenters the ring. Jay Foley follows him back in. C-Murder is bleeding profusely. James: "And the count is broken at 8!" Larry: "Well, I can take comfort in the fact that someone is bleeding." Jay Foley goes for a punch, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jay Foley counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is responding to Jay Foley. Jay Foley goes for a swinging punch, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder whips Jay Foley into the ropes, but Jay Foley reverses it. Jay Foley misses with a kick. Jay Foley misses with an elbow. C-Murder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Jay Foley counters it with a facerake. James: "And Foley is on a roll!" Larry: "Yay. Forgive me if I dont stop the presses about it." James: "You are so cynical." Jay Foley whips C-Murder into the ropes, but C-Murder reverses it. Jay Foley misses with a shoulderblock. C-Murder nails Jay Foley with a jumping DDT. The chants for C-Murder are deafening. The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Shocker goes for a lariat, but Jay Foley counters it with a duck-down move. The Shocker hits C-Murder. Jay Foley nails C-Murder with a standing moonsault. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Shocker leaves the ring. Larry: "What the hell is the ref doing counting when there are two men in the ring?" James: "That's usually how a match is waged, Larry." Larry: "Sarcasm will get you no where, Hemler." James: "That's HEKLER, not Hemler." Larry: "Whatever." Jay Foley takes C-Murder down with a legsweep. C-Murder goes for a dragon suplex, but Jay Foley blocks it. Jay Foley whips C-Murder into the ropes. Jay Foley hits C-Murder with a dropkick. Jay Foley is bleeding like a faucet. Jay Foley runs into the ropes. Jay Foley executes a cartwheel kick on C-Murder. Jay Foley chops C-Murder. Jay Foley chops C-Murder. Jay Foley is getting a good reaction from the crowd. James: "The crowd is really behind Foley. The Highlanders could win this." Larry: "Right. And Trinity is leaving the SWF." James: "Don't tease me, Larry. Please don't tease me." Jay Foley hits C-Murder. Jay Foley is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jay Foley nails C-Murder with a spin kick. Jay Foley goes for a European uppercut, but C-Murder counters it with a backslide. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. C-Murder hits Jay Foley with a DDT. Jay Foley throws C-Murder out of the ring. Jay Foley goes through the ropes. The crowd is really behind Jay Foley. Jay Foley hits a springboard lariat on C-Murder. Jay Foley struts across the ring. Jay Foley goes for the Crash Landing, but C-Murder counters it with a throw-off. James: "And Foley goes for his finisher, but cant get it going." Larry: "Poor baby. Maybe we should stop the match and give him some tissues." C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. Piper Jones enters the ring, but gets cut off. C-Murder uses a jumping DDT on Jay Foley. The crowd is giving C-Murder a standing ovation. Piper Jones gets back up and lays out C-Murder. Jay Foley and Piper Jones hit The Shocker with a double punch. Piper Jones leaves the ring. Jay Foley runs into the ropes. The Shocker misses with a kick. The Shocker runs into the ropes. Jay Foley hits The Shocker with a shoulderblock. Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones. Larry: "Foley tags out to Jones? Oh just great. That means this match could go on forever." James: "Only for 30 minutes. And we are nearing the 20 minute mark as we speak." Piper Jones and Jay Foley whip The Shocker into the ropes. They hit The Shocker with a double clothesline. Jay Foley leaves the ring. Piper Jones executes a snap mare on The Shocker. Piper Jones takes The Shocker down with a facebite. The Shocker begs off. James: "Piper Jones just bit Shocker!" Larry: "Shades of Mike Tyson." James: "That was really unneccesary, Larry." Larry: "Don't tell me. Tell him. He's the one doing the biting." Piper Jones takes The Shocker down with a stomp. Piper Jones hits a tiger suplex on The Shocker. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Piper Jones is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jay Foley enters the ring to make it two-on-one. C-Murder enters the ring and throws Jay Foley out of the ring. The Shocker and C-Murder whip Piper Jones into the ropes. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Piper Jones with a double choke slam. C-Murder leaves the ring. James: "The Thugz using more double teaming. We are starting to see a greater amount of that in tag matches as of late." Larry: "That's because it works, James." James: "Doesn't it bother you that it's against the rules?" Larry: "Nope. Does it bother you?" James: "A little." Larry: "Because you aren't a visionary, like I am. But I think Piper Jones is about to be given a vision of his own." The Shocker nails Piper Jones with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Shocker is going for the pin. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Shocker puts Piper Jones in a camel clutch. Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Shocker puts Piper Jones in a clawhold. Piper Jones is valiantly trying to break the hold. Piper Jones is struggling to reach the ropes. The Shocker lets go after 25 seconds. James: "Shocker with a series of submission moves, wearing down Piper Jones." Fool: "That's right. And a smart move, too." The Shocker poses for the crowd. The crowd is cheering on The Shocker. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. C-Murder hits a dropkick on Piper Jones. C-Murder tags The Shocker. C-Murder nails Piper Jones with a superkick. The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin. The crowd is cheering on The Shocker. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, three. The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Larry: "Shocker fades back....SWISH! And that's the match!!!!" JA: " The winners are The Thugz. Time of match: 0:23:43" James: "The Thugz with a win over the Highlanders here to kick off Triumphant Tuesday." Larry: "Next we have Tiger Tom Pho taking on Ex-Trinity member, The Judge. I can't wait." James: "But first, we have to take a quick commerical break. Stay with us." --------------------- Commericals for SWF Around the World, SWF Merchandise, and a promo for the upcoming Ides of March PPV. -------------------- James: "Hello and welcome back. For those of you just joining us, you missed a great match between The Thugz and The Highlanders." Larry: "Great? What was so great about it? I mean, both teams were nobodies." Chip: "Coming up in just a moment, we will see Tiger Tom Pho taking on The Judge, who has had some problems as of late." Larry: "Problems? No no, Hemler. The Judge's problems are just beginning. Nobody, but nobody, is offered a spot in Trinity, and then leaves again. They made that quite clear Sunday night." James: "Be that as it may, Trinity is in the arena tonight, and I have to wonder what role, if any, they will play in this matchup. Right now, let's take you over to Jeff Ayres for the introductions." JA: "The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down the aisle, representing the Triple Threat Kliq, he is the master of the Heart Punch....Tiger....TOM PHO!!!!" {Pho walks to the ring, pausing to sign an autograph or two as he goes.} JA: "And his opponent, here is....THE JUDGE!!!" {The Judge walks to the ring, glancing over his shoulder occasionally as he enters the ring.} Larry: "The Judge is looking a little edgy tonight for some reason." James: "Of course he's edgy. After that blatant attack on him by Trinity on Sunday, I think I'd be a little edgy too." Larry: "Not me. Trinity and I are in good standing with each other." James: "Just you wait until you need them, then see where they put you on their priority list." Larry: "Jealous, are we?" James: "Let's just watch the match, ok?" They lock up. The Judge takes Tom Pho down with a power bomb. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. The Judge is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Judge uses a palm blow on Tom Pho. The Judge goes for a short clothesline, but Tom Pho counters it with a duck-down move. Tom Pho whips The Judge into the ropes. The Judge bumps into Sam Walken. Larry: "The Judge just hit Walken!!!" James: "He bumped him. Not hit him. There is a difference." Larry: "He hit him! It was deliberate! If Trinity were at ringside, that wouldn't have happened." James: "If Trinity were at ringside, I would think they would capitalize on the opportunity to cause more mischeif." Tom Pho hits The Judge with a clothesline. Tom Pho takes The Judge down with a spin kick. Tom Pho hits a tiger driver on The Judge. There is no referee to count. Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tom Pho is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. James: "And two pins there by Tom Pho, but the ref is still out cold." Larry: "Blatant cheating on the part of Judge. It's the only way he can win during real matches." Tom Pho hits The Judge with a spin kick. Tom Pho nails The Judge with a kick to the thigh. Tom Pho whips The Judge into the ropes. The Judge takes Tom Pho down with a choke slam. The Judge whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it. The Judge hits Tom Pho with a clothesline. The Judge goes for a headbutt, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho hits The Judge with a springboard dropkick. Sam Walken is back on the job. Tom Pho hits The Judge with a belly-to-belly suplex. James: "Sam Walkens finally getting back to his feet." Larry: "Bout time. This match should have been over 5 minutes ago." Tom Pho goes for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch, but The Judge counters it with a duck-down move. The Judge whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it. The Judge goes for a choke slam, but Tom Pho counters it with a kick to the midsection. Tom Pho hits a spinebuster slam on The Judge. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho. James: "And Pho with another near win." Larry: "That ref is groggy from being unconscious. He should be replaced. That was clearly a slow count." James: "What are you talking about? That wasn't a slow count." Tom Pho hits a kick to the head on The Judge. Tom Pho executes a clothesline on The Judge. Tom Pho hits a flying lariat on The Judge. Tom Pho hits The Judge with an elbowdrop. Tom Pho goes for a superkick, but The Judge counters it with a duck-down move. The Judge goes for a full nelson, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho whips The Judge into the turnbuckle, but The Judge reverses it. The Judge charges into the corner. The Judge gets a full nelson on Tom Pho. Larry: "Lucky move by the Judge, but I think he will find Pho is too hot to handle." James: "Do I hear you supporting the Tiger?" Larry: "No! Of course not! I just really dont like the Judge, since he left Trinity." James: "Smartest move he ever made." Larry: "Don't start with me, James." Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. The Judge whips Tom Pho into the turnbuckle. The Judge nails Tom Pho with a jumping elbow thrust. The Judge takes Tom Pho down with a European uppercut. The Judge locks Tom Pho in a full nelson. Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. James: "Again with the full nelson. That has to be having some effect on Pho." Larry: "Sure it is. It's making him mad." The Judge goes for a flying bulldog, but Tom Pho counters it with a side step. Tom Pho is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Pho takes The Judge down with a splash. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Pho whips The Judge into the ropes. Tom Pho misses with a clothesline. The Judge hits Tom Pho with a choke slam. Tom Pho nails The Judge with a DDT. Larry: "What is this?? Do I have to do Walken's job too? That was two more near pins, because the guy cant count past two." James: "I think the Judge kicked out, Larry." Larry: "Yeah, whatever." Tom Pho hits The Judge with a reverse neckbreaker. The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho. Tom Pho whips The Judge into the ropes. The Judge executes a choke slam on Tom Pho. The Judge goes for an Indian deathlock, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho hits The Judge with a kick to the thigh. Tom Pho hits The Judge. Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Larry: "For once the crowd is behind the right guy." James: "Meaning Tom Pho?" Larry: "No. Meaning Santa Claus. Of course Tom Pho." James: "Just checking." Tom Pho chops The Judge. Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Judge punches Tom Pho. The crowd is responding to The Judge. The Judge chops Tom Pho. The crowd is responding to The Judge. The Judge hits Tom Pho with a Soviet suplex. The Judge hits Tom Pho with a flying bulldog. The crowd is responding to The Judge. Tom Pho goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Judge counters it with a legsweep. Tom Pho hits The Judge with a tiger driver. Sam Walken counts: One, shoulder up. James: "And a one count this time. Pho not having very good luck tonight." Larry: "Come on! Someone get a decent ref in here, would you? This is sickening." The crowd is really behind Tom Pho. Tom Pho hits The Judge with a piledriver. Tom Pho has the crowd going wild. Tom Pho hits The Judge with a knee to the back. Tom Pho uses a belly-to-belly suplex on The Judge. Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on The Judge. The chants for Tom Pho are deafening. Tom Pho goes for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation. Larry: "It's about time!" James: "And Tom Pho pulling a victory from his sleeve tonight." Larry: "No thanks to Walken." JA: " The winner is Tom Pho. Time of match: 0:06:09!" James: "We got to take another break here fo....." {James' microphone is cut off, replaced instead with another voice.} Voice: "Are you ready for it? Are you equipped to handle it? Are you....Prepared?" {The voice is replaced with 'Electric Chair' by Prince, as Equalizer and Destiny step out from behind the curtain, holding a microphone. They walk down the aisle towards the ring, but turn and approach the table where Larry and James are seated.} Equalizer: "Good evening, gentlemen." Larry: " It's the SWF World Champion!" James: "Yes, I think we are aware of that, Larry." Equalizer: "You don't mind if we bring in a change of announcers for this next match, do you Hekler?" James: "Uh..well...this is my job...." {Equalizer moves and stands toe-to-toe with James.} Equalizer: "I don't think you understand. See, I wasn't asking. I was telling. Now get out of here, because I don't think you are prepared to be Equalized, and I would hate to do so right here right now." {James removes his headset, and walks up the aisle, muttering to himself. Equalizer takes a seat, and puts the headset on his head.} Larry: "Wow. E, I must say, this is quite an honor to sit here with you and have you announcing this match." Equalizer: "Thanks, Larry. This next match is going to be a simple breeze." Larry: "Yeah. Trinity has a part in it, right?" Equalizer: "Very observant. Now, I think this guy in the disco vest has something he wants to say." Jeff Ayres: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is a non-title match. First, coming down the aisle, the SWF Tag Team champions, Sound & Fury!" {The two walk down the aisle and enter the ring. They notice Equalizer on the outside, and begin talking amoungst each other.} JA: "Their opponents, consisting of Hot Shot Donovan and John McGee....they are Hot and Common!" {Donovan and McGee make their way to the ring. Donovan nods to Equalizer, who returns the nod. The two men enter the ring, and walk to their corner.} Larry: "You know, E, there is going to be some controversy about how you won the World Title on Sunday." Equalizer: "I know. But do I look worried?" Larry: "No, no you don't." Equalizer: "All anyone has to do, is look back to Triumphant Tuesday last week, when I single handedly defeated Vigilante, and in the same night, made our beloved President Frenck give his pants a nice chocolatey tinge to them." Larry: "It was quite the show, and I must say, I enjoyed every minute of it." Equalizer: "Good. Glad to hear it." They lock up. John McGee hits a fisherman suplex on Danny Bens. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd. John McGee nails Danny Bens with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee complains about a slow count. Hot Shot Donovan enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Danny Bens counters it with a backdrop. Hot Shot Donovan rolls out of the ring. Larry: "Nice tactics on the part of Hot and Common." Equalizer: "Of course. You don't think Trinity recruits just anybody, do you? Donovan was selected for many reasons." Larry: "Like talent." Danny Bens whips John McGee into the ropes. Danny Bens uses flying headscissors on John McGee. John McGee whips Danny Bens into the ropes. Danny Bens goes for a dropkick, but John McGee counters it with a side step. John McGee places Danny Bens on the turnbuckle. John McGee nails Danny Bens with a belly-to-back superplex. John McGee has the crowd going wild. Equalizer: "With crowd reaction like that, we might take in his tag team partner." Larry: "Trinity recruit John McGee?" Equalizer: "It was a joke. Trinity is anything but common. Even in other feds where we are making our latest mark." John McGee hits Danny Bens with a backspin DDT. The chants for John McGee are deafening. John McGee tags out to Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan and John McGee hit Danny Bens with a double elbowsmash. Hot Shot Donovan and John McGee whip Danny Bens into the ropes. They hit Danny Bens with a double fist to the midsection. John McGee leaves the ring. Hot Shot Donovan executes a knee to the back on Danny Bens. Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits Danny Bens with an elbow. Larry: "And Donovan has been tagged in." Equalizer: "Chaos is in the house!" John McGee enters the ring to make it two-on-one. John McGee uses a belly-to-back suplex on Danny Bens. The crowd is behind John McGee all the way. Hot Shot Donovan takes Danny Bens down with a flying dropkick. John McGee leaves the ring. Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the midsection on Danny Bens. Hot Shot Donovan whips Danny Bens into the turnbuckle. Hot Shot Donovan chops Danny Bens. There are lots of chants for Hot Shot Donovan. Equalizer: "Listen to that crowd. Like us or not, Trinity is the best." Larry: "No arguments here." Hot Shot Donovan hits Danny Bens. Hot Shot Donovan kicks Danny Bens. Hot Shot Donovan hits a legdrag takedown on Danny Bens. Hot Shot Donovan puts Danny Bens in a leg hammerlock. Danny Bens is struggling to reach the ropes. Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan takes Danny Bens down with an Asai moonsault. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Equalizer: "What is this? Slow count central?" Larry: "I was wondering that myself." Equalizer: "Maybe I should have another talk with Frenck about these so called refs." Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan nails Danny Bens with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan uses a palm blow on Danny Bens. Hot Shot Donovan takes Danny Bens down with a swinging neckbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a clothesline, but Danny Bens counters it with a crucifix. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Equalizer: "Fast count there." Larry: "Maybe you should go show that ref how to count properly." Equalizer: "You never know what Chaos has in store, Larry my boy." Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens hit Hot Shot Donovan with a double flying axhandle. Danny Bens leaves the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich gets a double chickenwing submission on Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan is valiantly trying to break the hold. Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan is valiantly trying to break the hold. Hot Shot Donovan is inching his way towards the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan tries to escape the hold. Boom-Boom Obuhowich lets go after 29 seconds. Larry: "That was a long time to be in that hold." Equalizer: "Hold? What hold? Donovan was just resting." Larry: "Oh, of course. But to Boom-Boom, it was a hold." Equalizer: "Well, even Chaos cant help the self deluded." Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks Hot Shot Donovan in a double chickenwing submission. Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way. Larry: "Damn this crowd. They have been playing sides all night." Equalizer: "They aren't supporting S&M. They are telling them to lie down and take it like men." Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan. The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening. Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a forearm to the back on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens. Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Hot Shot Donovan with a double flying axhandle. Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes. Larry: "Uh oh. Cheating here by Sound and Fury." Equalizer: "They keep that up, and there could be trouble." Larry: "Well, no one would blame you, E." They hit Hot Shot Donovan with a double backdrop. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Running Forearm Smash on Hot Shot Donovan. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation. Danny Bens hits a tiger suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. Danny Bens tags Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Hot Shot Donovan up. Danny Bens nails Hot Shot Donovan with the Shake 'N Bake and goes for the pin. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Danny Bens a standing ovation. Larry: "What??? No way!" Equalizer: "Hmmm. Did you notice that though? It took both of Sound and Fury to beat one man." Larry: "I noticed." JA: " The winners are Sound & Fury. Time of match: 0:05:13!" Equalizer: "Well, thank you for letting me come down here, Larry." Larry: "Hey, any time, Champ. Listen, can I request a Face Plant for next week?" Equalizer: "Well, we'll see. Any particular person in mind?" Larry: "Nah. Surprise me." Equalizer: "I'll see what I can do." {Equalizer rolls into the ring and talks with McGee and Hot Shot. A few moments later, they leave the ring and head to the locker room.} Larry: "Well, one more match to go. We'll be right back, after this." ----------------------- Commericals for Slaughterhouse, Triumphant Tuesday, and the SWF Hotline. ----------------------- Larry: "Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday! We have one more match for you tonight. And unfortunately, I am rejoined by my broadcasting partner, James Hemler." James: "Yeah, it's so great to be back." Larry: "You missed a great time. I talked with the Champ, set up a dinner appointment, it was a lot of fun." James: "Gee, so sorry I missed it." Larry: "You don't lie very well." James: "Sorry." Larry: "See what I mean?" James: "Can we please get to the match?" Larry: "Sure. It's newcomer Giant Killer taking out Moon Dog Gator. Both men already in the ring, and here is the bell." They lock up. Moon Dog Gator throws Giant Killer out of the ring. Dave Rutger counts: one, two, three, Giant Killer reenters the ring. Moon Dog Gator nails him with a headbutt. Moon Dog Gator executes the Doctor Bomb. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. James: "It was nearly over already." Larry: "With Moon Dog Gator in the ring, you never know what's going to happen." Moon Dog Gator executes a chinlock deathlock submission. Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Moon Dog Gator scratches his head furiously as he barks. Giant Killer executes a sleeperhold. Moon Dog Gator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Giant Killer takes him down with a dropkick. Larry: Excuse me, but did Moon Dog just bark?? James: "I believe that is one way to describe it, yes." Larry: "Just checking." Giant Killer goes for a DDT, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a backdrop. Giant Killer goes for a fireman's carry, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a swinging punch. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a bearhug. Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with the Doctor Bomb. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. James: "Another two count for Moon Dog Gator." Larry: "Big deal. He is facing a newbie. What challenge could their be?" James: "He'd beat your butt." Larry: "I doubt it." James: "Oh, that's right. You'd have Trinity come and beat him for you." Larry: "They might beat you if you aren't careful." James: "I'm trembling. Really, I am." Moon Dog Gator goes for a flying forearm, but Giant Killer counters it with a duck-down move. Giant Killer executes a Frankensteiner. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up. Giant Killer throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring. Giant Killer goes through the ropes. Moon Dog Gator knocks Giant Killer into the ringsteps. Moon Dog Gator reenters the ring. Giant Killer follows him back in. Moon Dog Gator goes for a headbutt, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer executes a fallaway slam. Giant Killer executes a fallaway slam. James: "Giant Killer mounting some offense now." Larry: "What kind of name is that, anyway? Giant Killer. Sounds like that one movie of Walt Disney's that had Mickey Mouse in Jack and the Beanstalk." Giant Killer nails him with a Frankensteiner. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. Giant Killer nails him with a splash. Dave Rutger counts: One, kickout. Giant Killer nails him with a fallaway slam. Giant Killer leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Giant Killer hits him with the ring bell. Dave Rutger throws the ring bell out of the ring. James: "Giant Killer just rang Moon Dog Gator's doorbell." Larry: "Nobody's home, in case he didnt realize it before." Giant Killer executes the STF. Moon Dog Gator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Giant Killer flexes his muscles. Giant Killer goes for a fireman's carry, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it. Moon Dog Gator executes a cobra clutch. Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a vertical suplex. Giant Killer throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring. Dave Rutger counts: one, two, three, Moon Dog Gator reenters the ring. Giant Killer whips Moon Dog Gator into the turnbuckle. James: "Giant Killer is really doing well here. I am surprised." Larry: Sure,. but any second now, Moon Dog is going to get medevial on his buttocks." Giant Killer goes for a dropkick, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a side step. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a kneeling headbutt. Giant Killer nails him with a Frankensteiner. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. Giant Killer takes him down with a legdrop. Giant Killer whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes. Moon Dog Gator goes for a flying forearm, but Giant Killer counters it with a duck-down move. James: "And just when would he be getting medevial on his buttocks?" Larry: "Wait for it....it's coming." Giant Killer catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. Giant Killer goes for a fallaway slam, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a forearm smash. Moon Dog Gator goes for a snap mare, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer nails him with a DDT. Giant Killer goes for a spinning power bomb, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with spinning headscissors. Moon Dog Gator scratches his head furiously as he barks. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a kneeling headbutt. Larry: "The man barked again." James: "I am aware of that." Larry: "Any man who barks like a dog is really in need of mental evaluation." James: "Are you going to be the one to tell him that?" Larry: "Do I look like an idiot?" James: "Uh....honestly...." Larry: "Oh look! A match in progress!" James: "That's what I thought." Giant Killer goes for a fallaway slam, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a forearm smash. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a bearhug. Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Moon Dog Gator whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Moon Dog Gator hits Giant Killer with a kick. Moon Dog Gator is going for the pin. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a sleeperhold. Larry: "See? Told you. Giant Killer is in for it now." James: "We'll see. I have a feeling Giant Killer has another feat of strength left." Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Moon Dog Gator nails him with a sleeperhold. Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Moon Dog Gator scrathes his head furiously as he barks. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a flying forearm. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up. Moon Dog Gator goes for a kneeling headbutt, but Giant Killer reverses it. Moon Dog Gator re-reverses it. James: "Nice tactics by Moon Dog Gator." Larry: "You're surprised?" James: "A little." Moon Dog Gator whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Giant Killer hits Moon Dog Gator with a kick. Giant Killer goes for a figure-four leglock, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a small package. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. Moon Dog Gator goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Giant Killer counters it with a duck-down move. James: "Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows." Larry: "You and Moon Dog must share the same ailment." James: "Excuse me?" Larry: "Elevator Deficiency Syndrome. Your elevators dont go all the way up, if you know what I mean." James: "You are really getting on my nerves tonight." Larry: "Blame it on the rain, baby." Giant Killer takes him down with a fireman's carry. Giant Killer takes him down with a kick to the head. Giant Killer nails him with a dropkick. Giant Killer is going for the pin. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up. Giant Killer takes him down with a spinning power bomb. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up. Giant Killer executes a neck snap. Giant Killer nails him with a flying forearm. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. James: "What an offense being mounted by Giant Killer. Win or lose, this guy has really turned some heads tonight." Larry: "Not to mention some stomachs." Moon Dog Gator nails him with a chokehold. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a flying forearm. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. Moon Dog Gator complains about a slow count. Giant Killer catches him in an inside cradle. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout. Giant Killer whips Moon Dog Gator into the turnbuckle, but Moon Dog Gator reverses it. Moon Dog Gator charges in with an avalanche. Larry: "There you go! Avalanche." James: "Somehow, that takes on a new meaning when its Moon Dog Gator that is executing it." Larry: "Doesn't it though?" Moon Dog Gator executes a punch. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a piledriver. Moon Dog Gator executes a bearhug. Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Moon Dog Gator nails him with a bodyslam. Giant Killer nails him with a chop. Giant Killer goes for a DDT, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a backdrop. Giant Killer catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Dave Rutger counts: One, kickout. Giant Killer runs into the ropes. James: "One count for the Giant Killer." Larry: "You know, I don't think he will get much more then that." James: "You'd be surprised." Larry: "Maybe. But I doubt it." Moon Dog Gator hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock. Moon Dog Gator goes for a clawhold, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer takes him down with a kick to the head. Giant Killer goes for a flying forearm, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a duck-down move. Moon Dog Gator executes an elbowsmash. Moon Dog Gator executes the D-Dog-T and goes for the pin. Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three. James: "And out of nowhere, Moon Dog Gator lands his finisher!" Larry: "The defence rests, your honour." JA: "The winner is Moon Dog Gator. Time of match: 0:11:25" James: "What a night this was!" Larry: "Yes, it was a great night. I got to commentate with the greatest wrestler ever to grace the SWF." James: "I didn't know Phoenix came back." Larry: "I meant Equalizer, bonehead." James: "He is not the greatest. Hell, I bet you Tom Pho could beat him." Larry: "Not!" James: "Could." Larry: As if." James: "We'll see. For the SWF, I'm James Hekler, saying Good Night!" {The camera slowly fades as James and Larry return to their debate.} Larry: "Pho could not beat Equalizer on his best day!" James: "He could so." Larry: "No wa....."