(The SWF logo apears on the screen) Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation. The S-W-F. -------------------------------------------- ("Hell" by Squirrel Nut Zippers is playing in the background, as we go to black and white footage of the Nuclear Winter matchup between The Thugz and the Living Dead.) # Hey...It's the afterlife Mess around, there'll be serious strife...# (The video is interrupted by static. Then the SWF logo appears on the screen. We hear voices shouting.) Voice of Jeff Ayres: Come on! Let's go! Voice of Texas Pete: It's this door! Unknown Voice: You're sure about this? (The logo disappears. Handheld camera shot of a corridor, with Jeff Ayres and Texas Pete running ahead of the camera, hustling toward the door. There is the sound of a car horn or alarm in the distance. There is an onscreen caption that reads: "LIVE! Cone Forum, Boston, MA") Jeff: You're sure you saw... Texas: Ah know whut ah saw! (The two men scramble out the exit, with the cameraman in hot pursuit. The camera shot is jumpy. Outside, we see a parking lot. The sound of the horn is louder.) Cameraman: Okay! Where is it? Texas: It's ovah here somewhar! (There is a sign that says "VIP Parking". The sound of the horn is getting louder. The camera pans around to reveal...) Voice of Texas Pete: There it is! (President Frenck's white sports car has been beaten severely. The windows are all smashed in, as are the headlights and rear lights. The horn is going off continuously, and will not shut off. The tires are slashed to pieces, and are no longer even on the car. The frame looks to have been beaten in with a large sledgehammer, and the mirrors are missing. On the hood of the car, spray painted in red letters, are the words "Prepare to be.....", and along the entire side of the car reads the word 'EQUALIZED!") Cameraman: Oh, my God. Jeff: Are we getting this? Are we live? (The camera lingers on Frenck's damaged vehicle...and the shot fades.) --------------------------------------------- (The shot opens on a dismal, moonlight night on a deserted street in a run-down neighborhood. We hear the sound of a car approaching. The car stops against the curb. We see a closeup of the front bumper of a Rolls Royce Silver Spur, with a New York license plate reading "MR SHHH". The camera remains at ground level as we see three pairs of shoes exit the back at the limo and walk toward a building. The building looks like an abandoned movie theatre. The letters on the marquee read "SWF Wrestling TONIGHT". The men pass the empty ticket window. We see tattered posters by the entrance of former SWF stars like Paralyzer Patrick Bordeau, Phoenix, Lethal, Zodiac and War Machine. For the first time, we get a shot of the faces of the three walking men, and we can see that it is Mr. Shhh, holding the American Title over his shoulder and flanked by his bodyguards, Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones. They pass through the lobby as the opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani begin to play. They they open the doors to the theatre... ...and the music starts to pick up as we realize that the "theatre" looks like a giant warehouse, with activity going on all around. We see a wrestling ring in the center of the warehouse. The walls are giant video monitors, playing back scenes of the various SWF wrestlers performing their finishing manuevers. As the cameras circle the room, we see a bar off in the corner, where Doug Bacon and Paul von Braun are drinking. Bacon and von Braun put dwn their beers and walk to the ring. We then see that the bartenders are HardRock and Axel Mate. HardRock and Axel put down their bar towels and walk towards the ring. A broom closet opens and God's Tears emerges, carrying a broom handle. We next see the team of Endless Fury, standing in front of a replica of the Hollywood hills. The camera pulls back slightly and we see the Thugz drop from above. They unbuckle their shoulder harnesses and move toward the ring. In another corner, Sean McKenzie and Jezebel are reclining on a coach in what looks to be a replica of the old "Piper's Pit" set. They get up and move toward the ring. Cut to a shot of Hot Shot Donovan and John McGee entering from an adjacent gym, followed by a shot of Moon Dog Gator, howling in a kennel with a group of dogs. We see The Judge, Equalizer and Sandman, together with their managers, standing in a replica of a courtroom. They leave and head toward the ring. The judicial bench starts to tremble and then falls apart as we see Rigor and Mortis cut through it with their chainsaws. Behind them, you can make out the Gods of Destruction, standing on a rooftop at a building next door. In the fourth and final corner, we see a fashion runway, on which O.G., Bone Breaker, Hexx, King Cobra and Headhunter are walking down the catwalk in their expensive suits. They are followed by Rock 'n Roll Animal, who is in street clothes, carrying his guitar and Jukebox Hero, wearing a Versace suit and holding the SWF World Title belt. Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo, followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...) ------------------------- (The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring and along the rampway. There are fans holding up the new Sound & Fury foam fingers. The graphic reads: "LIVE! Cone Forum Boston, Massachusetts" The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "Bagpipe Report 4 Life", "Double H is the best!", "Time Warp is the REAL champion!", "Living Dead: Autopsies on demand", "We love you, Moon Dog!", "Bring Back The Nifty Fellows!", "Axel is a crybaby." and three guys near the front unveiling a giant banner that says "Justice now, Justice forever!") Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Boston, Massachusetts! (Shot of an fat guy in an Underground T-shirt, hollering for the camera.) Chip: Welcome to the Cone Forum, on the campus of Boston College! (Shot of SWF suits Dino Meli and Pat McNeill, who are sitting in the front row, wearing matching SWF blazers. There are two empty seats next to them, where President Frenck and The Vigilante would normally be sitting.) Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday! (The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing a blue pinstripe suit with a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Terrell Davis jersey with a matching "Denver Broncos: Super Bowl Champions" cap.) Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love... Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen! Chip: As we saw at the top of our program, Brian Frenck's car has been destroyed, and whoever did it spray painted The Equalizer's name on his car. Your thoughts, Tim? Fool: Well, my first thought is, why doesn't the president of our company drive a nicer car? Live a little, Brian! Chip: I'm sure that car looked a lot nicer before the Equalizer got his hands on it. Fool: How do you know? It might have been that way! Chip: WHAT? Fool: And where do you get off accusing Equal? There's no evidence that he was involved. These are serious allegations you're making, Collins! Chip: Well, I'm sure we'll discover more information during this telecast. Tonight, in our main event, we will finally see the long-awaited rematch for the tag team titles between The Thugz and the Living Dead. The Gods of Destruction will be suspended above the ring inside a steel cage! Fool: Should be a great match. And the winners get to destroy Sound & Fury on Sunday night. Chip: That remains to be seen. We also have that huge six-man tag as the Triple Threat Kliq collides with Sandman, Mr. Shhh and the Judge of Trinity. Fool: Yeah. This isn't too much of a free plug for War Games or anything... Chip: I have no idea what you're talking about. Texas Pete will welcome the massive Sean "The Duke" McKenzie on Wrasslin' Roundup... Fool: Great. Not a word of English will be spoken during that entire segment... Chip: ...and the Original Gangsta squares off with John McGee. But first, let's take it up to the ring for our opening match! Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Richmond, Virginia. He weighs in at 290 pounds....Ezekiel Rage! (The theme from "Psycho" plays. All of the lights go out as the music starts. Out from behind the curtains walks Ezekiel Rage. A blue light shines down onto him as he walks to the ring. The crowd has a mixed reaction.) Chip: Ezekiel Rage is undefeated thus far in SWF competition. Fool: He's had what, one match? Jeff: And his opponent, from Louisiana, weighing in at 381 pounda, and accompanied by his manager, King Cobra, here is HEXX! ["Born On The Bayou" by CCR blares as Hexx and King Cobra make their way to the ring. Gold fireworks go off and gold lights flash. The crowd boos loudly.] Chip: Rage is big gut, but he is just dwarfed when you stand him next to the massive Gangsta in the Jack Daniels T-shirt. Fool: Hexx outweighs Rage by almost 100 pounds, Chip. That's not good. (They lock up. Ezekiel Rage whips Hexx into the ropes. Ezekiel Rage and Hexx get hit with a double clothesline. Ezekiel Rage executes a jack-knife power bomb. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout. Ezekiel Rage runs into the ropes. Hexx nails him with a flying clothesline. Hexx throws Ezekiel Rage out of the ring. Hexx goes through the ropes.) Chip: And Hexx takes the action to the floor! By the way, Fool, congratulations on winning the office pool. Fool: Thanks. That more than makes up for my fantasy football team. (Ezekiel Rage reenters the ring. Hexx follows him back in. Ezekiel Rage goes for an avalanche, but Hexx counters it with a kick to the head. Hexx goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with a duck-down move. Ezekiel Rage executes a Steinerline. Hexx nails him with a jawbreaker. Hexx nails him with a low blow. Hexx runs into the ropes. Hexx nails him with a faceslam. Hexx goes for a clawhold, but Ezekiel Rage blocks it.) Chip: Have you decided how to spend the money? Fool: Well, let's see...I already used some to buy the new hat and jersey...I've ordered a piece of turf from the stadium...the commemorative issue of Sports Illustrated... (Ezekiel Rage runs into the ropes. Ezekiel Rage misses with a kick. Ezekiel Rage misses with a kick. Ezekiel Rage hits Hexx with a clothesline. Ezekiel Rage takes him down with a Steinerline. Ezekiel Rage takes him down with a kick to the thigh. Ezekiel Rage goes for a power bomb, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx takes him down with a double underhook backbreaker. Hexx executes a choke slam. Hexx executes a chop.) Fool: ...the program and the signed game ball. Chip: So you've already spent it all. Fool: Yeah. Pretty much. (Hexx goes for a clawhold, but Ezekiel Rage blocks it. Ezekiel Rage takes him down with a kick to the thigh. Ezekiel Rage goes for a choke slam, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx takes him down with a headbutt. Ezekiel Rage executes a jack-knife power bomb. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.) Chip: Power bomb by Rage and a near fall. We have not seen President Frenck at ringside, and we are told that he is dealing with an emergency in the back. Fool: More like an embarrassment in the parking lot. (Ezekiel Rage goes for a spinebuster slam, but Hexx counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Ezekiel Rage whips Hexx into the ropes. Hexx and Ezekiel Rage get hit with a double clothesline. Hexx goes for a punch, but Ezekiel Rage blocks it. Ezekiel Rage executes a standing wristlock. Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Hexx nails him with a headbutt. Hexx takes him down with a sunset flip. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: Almost a win for Hexx right there. Hexx was in a great match on Sunday night against the legendary Doug Bacon. Fool: That was a horrible show! First, all the Gangstas got screwed in their matches. The one Gangsta I don't like gets a cheap win over my man Equalizer because Frenck and his toady came out to interfere. It's just not right! (Hexx goes for a spinebuster slam, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. In turn, Hexx counters it with a side suplex. Hexx goes for a clawhold, but Ezekiel Rage blocks it. Ezekiel Rage nails him with a Vader attack. Ezekiel Rage goes for a kick to the thigh, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx whips Ezekiel Rage into the turnbuckle. Hexx nails him with a spinebuster slam. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: Two count by Hexx. Don't forget that Sandman cost Tom Pho a match by dropping that 50 pound bag of sand on him. Fool: Yeah, but I liked that. (Hexx goes for a clothesline, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with a duck-down move. Ezekiel Rage executes a Hotshot. Ezekiel Rage catches him in a power bomb. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ezekiel Rage nails him with a ropeburn. Ezekiel Rage runs into the ropes.) Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining. Chip: Great action here to kick off Triumphant Tuesday. Fool: Not as good as Equalizer's victory over Frenck's car. (Ezekiel Rage executes a kick to the thigh. Hexx goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Ezekiel Rage blocks it. Ezekiel Rage executes a kick to the thigh. Ezekiel Rage goes for a side suplex, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx executes a choke slam. Hexx nails him with a double-axhandle chop. Ezekiel Rage takes him down with a front-layout superplex. Ezekiel Rage nails him with a choke slam. Ezekiel Rage nails him with a standing wristlock. Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.) Chip: President Frenck is our boss. And he signs our paychecks. Fool: Oh. Well, that was despicable then! I'm sure Equalizer was framed. (Ezekiel Rage goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Hexx counters it with a side suplex. Ezekiel Rage nails him with a kick to the thigh. Ezekiel Rage runs into the ropes. Ezekiel Rage hits Hexx with a kick. Ezekiel Rage throws Hexx out of the ring. Ezekiel Rage goes through the ropes. Ezekiel Rage reenters the ring. Hexx follows him back in. Ezekiel Rage whips Hexx into the ropes. Ezekiel Rage misses with a clothesline.) Chip: Hexx on the receiving end of some punishment here. We will see Hexx at Valentine's Day Massacre, as he is part of Team Gangsta in the big War Games tournament. Fool: I'll pick it right now. Gangstas vs. Trinity in the finals of War Games. And Sandman makes Animal submit. You heard it here first. (Ezekiel Rage takes him down with a choke slam. Ezekiel Rage runs into the ropes. Hexx hits Ezekiel Rage with a shoulderblock. Hexx executes the Running Forearm Smash. Andrew Borgert counts: One, shoulder up. Hexx takes him down with a bodyslam. Hexx executes a double chickenwing submission. Hexx lets go after 14 seconds. Hexx goes for a bodyslam, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with a small package. Andrew Borgert counts: One, shoulder up.) Chip: Only a one count by Rage. Fool, what do you have on the Hotline? Fool: On the Hotline tonight, I'll have all the latest on War Games. Who's in? Who's on who's team? Call now! 1-900-55-SWF1! Just a $1.99 a minute. Plus I'll have Monica Levinsky's sex tapes! (Ezekiel Rage goes for a power bomb, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx runs into the ropes. Ezekiel Rage goes for a Hotshot, but Hexx counters it with a lariat. Hexx takes him down with a forearm smash. Hexx goes for a side suplex, but Ezekiel Rage blocks it. Ezekiel Rage whips Hexx into the turnbuckle, but Hexx reverses it. Ezekiel Rage comes back and rocks Hexx with an elbow. Ezekiel Rage goes for a kick to the head, but Hexx counters it with a duck-down move.) Chip: You will not. Fool: She's a screamer, Chip. You should call her. (Hexx takes him down with a double underhook backbreaker. Hexx executes a swinging neckbreaker. Hexx takes him down with a backbreaker. Hexx whips Ezekiel Rage into the ropes. Ezekiel Rage goes for a clothesline, but Hexx counters it with a duck-down move. Hexx takes him down with a spinning backbreaker. Hexx goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with a duck-down move. Ezekiel Rage nails him with a spinebuster slam. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.) Chip: Ah...spinebuster by Rage, and the undefeated newcomer holding his own. Fool: He ain't big enough or good enough to take Hexx. (Ezekiel Rage goes for a side suplex, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with a duck-down move. Hexx takes him down with a fist to the midsection. Hexx goes for the Bayou Bomb, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with a vertical suplex. Ezekiel Rage takes him down with a Steinerline.) Jeff: 10 minutes have gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining. Chip: And a great counter by Ezekiel Rage! Fool: I'm thinking of letting Matt Drudge buy part of my Hotline time next week... (Ezekiel Rage goes for a spinebuster slam, but Hexx counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Hexx executes a forearm smash. Hexx executes a bodyslam. Hexx goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Ezekiel Rage blocks it. Ezekiel Rage whips Hexx into the turnbuckle. Ezekiel Rage charges into the corner, but Hexx moves out of the way. Hexx runs into the ropes. Ezekiel Rage hits Hexx with a kick.) Chip: I have been told that Mr. Frenck is on the phone to his girlfriend. Apparently, someone broke into her apartment and cut the power to her building. The good news is that she's unharmed, but she's very upset. Fool: This is NOT a good night for the Prez. (Ezekiel Rage takes him down with an avalanche. Ezekiel Rage takes him down with a kick to the head. Ezekiel Rage goes for the Heaven's Gate, but Hexx counters it with a fist to the midsection. Hexx goes for the Bayou Bomb, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with a vertical suplex.) Chip: A tremendous match here as the action is going back and forth... Fool: ...just like Monica Lewinsky. (Ezekiel Rage goes for a side suplex, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx executes a chop. Hexx takes him down with a low blow. Hexx executes a punch. Hexx takes him down with a flying clothesline. Hexx takes him down with a double underhook backbreaker.) Chip: Double underhook into a backbreaker! Fool: It's over. (Hexx is going for the pin. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.) Chip: And Hexx takes down the undefeated Ezekiel Rage! Fool: Yay! Jeff: Here is your winner, in 11:26, Hexx! ("Born on the Bayou" by CCR begins to play as Hexx and King Cobra celebrate.) {Suddenly, the sound system dies, and the lights begin to flicker. Almost immediately, the lights return to normal, and the PA system begins playing 'Electric Chair' over the speakers. Equalizer steps out and begins walking to the ring, looking anything but innocent.} Chip: And the Equalizer is making his presence felt tonight! Fool: This oughta be good. {Equalizer enters the ring and slashes across his throat, killing the entrance music.} "Well, I guess there is no point denying the actions I have commited tonight. Hey Frenck, how's the car? Looks a little beat up. Let's see that video clip again, can we?" {He points to the jumbo screen, and the camera footage of Frenck's car is seen playing again.} "What a hunk of junk, Pres. But I think I made it look much better, don't you?" {Equalizer smirks as the crowd boos and throws things at him, with the exception of the Trinity fans.} Chip: That is one sick individual. Fool: Hoo-wah! "Such a touchy crowd. But while you all are here booing me, and throwing things at me.....I can't help but wonder something, Frenck. How's the little woman doing at her apartment?" {The crowd starts to boo louder, causing Equalizer to chuckle.} "I'm warning you, Frenchie. You are messing with the wrong guy. And that two-bit monkey boy you got working for you...yes you, Vigilante, you better start minding your own business too before something bad happens to you." [Suddenly the lights go dark again. "Cities On Flame" by Blue Oyster Cult blares. After a couple seconds, the lights turn back on Brian Frenck is sitting on top of the turnbuckle opposite of Equalizer, with a mic in his hand. Vigilante is standing in front of Frenck, between him and Equalizer.] BF: You know, Equalizer, you really are becoming tiresome. First off, don't think that you're not going to pay for the car. You won't be getting a paycheck for the next couple weeks. (The crowd roars approval.) Fool: Big deal. He can pay for that out of pocket change. Brian: Now as for you harrassing my girl friend, you should know better than that. I have no quarrels getting the law involved. You should know that. Remember that IWF incident? Remember getting arrested on Slaughterhouse for your involvement? Now granted YOU were cleared of the charges, but your Foreigner buddies fled the country back to their homeland and are now fighting extradition. I could have you arrested for the damage you did to my car, I could have you arrested for harrassing my girl friend. I'm not going to. But you leave my girlfriend out of this. Chip: Hear, hear! Brian: Now I am sick of hearing you whine all the time. And I'm sure all of these fans are too. And your mind is so screwed up you don't even see things the way we really are. You say I screwed you out of the International Belt. Hey, it's not my fault you and McKenzie can't read the rule book. But let me ask you something, if I really wanted to screw you out of that belt, why would I put you in the tournament? Chip: Good point. Brian: You say that I cost you your match on Sunday. Was I the man that knocked you out? No. And you guys in Trinity have no room to complain about that sort of stuff 'cause you do it more than anyone. You say that I am against you in every way. If that's so, why did I give you a team at Valentine's Day Massacre? You say that you now deserve a title shot because you pinned Animal on Sunday. Fool: Yes. Yes he did. Frenck: Number one, you didn't pin Animal. Number two, last time I checked it was a tag match! You seemed to have forgotten about your tag partner Sandman. Now I said that I was going to wait until the next Slaughterhouse as to who would get the World Title shot at VDM. Well I think this is as good as a time as any. On February 14th, the Rock 'n Roll Animal will defend the SWF World Title against the greatest SWF International Champion of all time... (Equalizer gets a smug look in his face and lifts his arms in the air in victory.) Fool: Oh, yeah! Let it be! Frenck: ...Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!!! Chip: Hello! Fool: McKENZIE??!!! (Equalizer turns around with a shocked look on his face. He starts to walk towards Frenck.) Frenck: Whoa, boy! Don't do anything stupid, Equalizer. You seem to forget that I am, in fact, your boss. I control your destiny. You do anything stupid, not only will I pull you from the International title tourney, but I will make sure that you never get a title shot again. Just a little something for you to think about. See ya, dude. [Brian Frenck and Vigilante walk back to the locker rooms as Equalizer goes crazy in the ring.] Chip: Sean McKenzie is getting the title shot! And Equalizer is going ballistic! Fool: What a crappy decision that is! Chip: Fans, stay tuned! We'll be back with more Triumphant Tuesday in a moment. ---------------------------------- [Scene fades up to a black and white picture of an empty steel cage.] Announcer: The steel cage. One of the most brutal type of matches. [Flash of shots of Equalizer scraping Doug Bacon's face across the cage. Gods Tears flying off the top of the cage with an elbowdrop, hitting the Original Gangsta.] Announcer: Now what happens if you put 8 men in the ring? And the only way to win is to knock a member of the opposing team out? [The number 32 appears on the screen.] Announcer: 32 men. [The number 8 appears on the screen.] Announcer: 8 teams. [The number 1 appears on the screen.] Announcer: 1 steel cage. St. Valentine's Day Massacre. February 14th, only on PPV. ---------------------------------- Chip: We're back at Cone Forum in Boston for more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday. Fool: Wrestling's #1 rated show, each and every Tuesday night! Chip: Absolutely. Tensions are still running high as a result of what we've seen between Equalizer and Brian Frenck. Now we'll see another match as Original Gangsta takes on the man who has sworn to put the Gangstas out of wrestling, John McGee. Fool: Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna happen. Chip: Let's go up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres! Jeff: Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 280 pounds, here is "The Common Man", John McGee!! ["Small Town" by John Mellencamp blares over the loudspeakers. McGee slaps the hands of his fans as they come down the aisle. The crowd cheers.] Chip: And these Boston fans are 100 percent behind McGee as he continues his quest against the Gangstas. Fool: Look. If someone finishes off the Gangstas, it's gonna be Trinity. It sure ISN'T going to be "Common Man" John McGee. Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Mr. Bone Breaker, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 242 pounds, here is The Original Gangsta!! ["Is There A Heaven For A Gangsta" by Master P blares. The two men make their way down to the ring as several lasers are shot throughout the arena. The crowd boos loudly.] Chip: The Original Gangsta looks to be in a bad mood. Fool: With any luck, he'll take it out on McGee. Chip: Ryan Wilson is your referee, and we're set to go. (The bell rings. They lock up. John McGee executes a backspin DDT. John McGee whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes, but The Original Gangsta reverses it. The Original Gangsta executes a reverse cradle. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. The Original Gangsta executes a snap suplex. The Original Gangsta goes for a side suplex, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee nails him with a crucifix. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: A couple of near falls here early. Well, Fool, what did you think of Brian Frenck's announcement? Fool: Well, I think it's a crock. The only reason McKenzie gets the title shot is 'cause Frenck is pissed off at Equalizer. And that's not fair. (John McGee nails him with a backspin DDT. John McGee attemps to place The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. John McGee takes him down with a DDT. John McGee throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring. Ryan Wilson counts: one, two, three, four, The Original Gangsta reenters the ring. John McGee goes for a jumping DDT, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a backdrop. The Original Gangsta executes a double underhook backbreaker. The Original Gangsta goes for a small package, but John McGee reverses it. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, in the ropes...) Chip: McGee nearly gets the win there! I think Frenck made the only decision he could. Most of the other high-ranked wrestlers are in the International Title Tournament, and the only man who isn't in the tournament is McKenzie. Fool: No, it's not. Equalizer could have held both belts. (John McGee goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a power bomb. Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout. The Original Gangsta nails him with a sunset flip. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. John McGee goes for a backflip cradle, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a side step. John McGee executes a backspin DDT. John McGee runs into the ropes. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a reverse cradle. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. John McGee begs off.) Chip: Two near falls there for O.G.. Equalizer could not have received two title shots at once. This issue has been settled before, back in October. Fool: Yeah. And Equalizer got screwed then, too. No justice, no peace! (The Original Gangsta takes him down with a backbreaker. The Original Gangsta goes for a backbreaker, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes. John McGee hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline. The Original Gangsta falls out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a snap suplex. They're brawling on the floor. John McGee goes for a backspin DDT, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.) Chip: And a great move on the outside by the Original Gangsta! He will also be a part of Team Gangsta in the War Games on February 14th. Fool: McGee may be bigger, but the O.G. is smarter. (John McGee follows him back in. The Original Gangsta nails him with a swinging neckbreaker. The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but John McGee counters it with a snap mare. John McGee executes an elbowsmash. John McGee takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex. John McGee whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes. John McGee hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline. John McGee takes him down with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. John McGee is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: Oh! Almost nails him with that top-rope Frankensteiner! Fool: Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades. (John McGee whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes. The Original Gangsta hits John McGee with an elbow. The Original Gangsta whips John McGee into the turnbuckle. The Original Gangsta nails him with a kick to the head. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a kick to the midsection. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a tiger suplex. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. John McGee begs off. The Original Gangsta whips John McGee into the ropes, but John McGee reverses it. John McGee misses with a clothesline.) Chip: There are rumors that McGee and Donovan... Fool: ...Hot & Common. They like the name now. It's OK. Chip: ...Hot and Common will be teaming with Endless Fury at the War Games. One wonders what you would call a team with those four great wrestlers on it. (John McGee hits The Original Gangsta with a backdrop. The Original Gangsta falls out of the ring. Ryan Wilson counts: one, The Original Gangsta reenters the ring. John McGee executes a stomachbreaker. John McGee goes for a jumping DDT, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a backdrop. In turn, John McGee counters it with a sunset flip. Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout. John McGee catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: I said, one wonders what you would call a team with those four... Fool: Endlessly Common. (John McGee runs into the ropes. John McGee hits The Original Gangsta with an elbow. John McGee takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex. John McGee goes for an atomic drop, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a bulldog headlock. The Original Gangsta whips John McGee into the ropes. The Original Gangsta misses with an elbow. John McGee hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline. The Original Gangsta falls out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes.) Chip: I was thinking more of a name which reflects the level of respect that Hot Shot, McGee, Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge have earned in this great sport. Fool: Los Boricuas. (John McGee whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. The Original Gangsta is busted wide open. John McGee reenters the ring. The Original Gangsta follows him back in. John McGee goes for a figure-four leglock, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a small package. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes. John McGee goes for a backbreaker, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta reenters the ring. John McGee follows him back in.) Jeff: 5 minutes have gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining. Chip: The Original Gangsta has been busted open. And now he's furious with John McGee. Fool: Come on, O.G.! Do it for all the little Gangstas. (John McGee begs off. The Original Gangsta executes a Russian legsweep. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a side suplex. The Original Gangsta nails him with a reverse cradle. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee takes him down with a Frankensteiner. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee runs into the ropes. The Original Gangsta hits John McGee with an elbow. The Original Gangsta goes for a Frankensteiner, but John McGee counters it with a power bomb. Ryan Wilson counts: One, shoulder up.) Chip: A tremendous power bomb by McGee! But it's not enough. Fool: Well, that did get him out of the FrankenGangsta. McGee should be looking to hit the Splash Mountain here soon. (John McGee goes for a spinning DDT, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a backdrop. The Original Gangsta executes a waistlock suplex. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. The Original Gangsta executes a Russian legsweep. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a jawbreaker. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a double underhook piledriver. The Original Gangsta is bleeding like a faucet. The Original Gangsta nails him with a snap suplex. The Original Gangsta whips John McGee into the ropes, but John McGee reverses it.) Chip: The O.G. is losing blood. I think Ryan Wilson might have to stop this match soon. Fool: When have we EVER stopped a match due to blood loss? This ain't the NWA, you know. (John McGee hits The Original Gangsta with an elbow. John McGee takes him down with a crucifix. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a tiger suplex. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. John McGee begs off. The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes. John McGee hits The Original Gangsta with an elbow. John McGee takes him down with an armlock leglock submission. The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. John McGee takes him down with a spinebuster slam. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: Another near fall by McGee and the O.G. is reeling! Fool: Come on, Bone Breaker! Interfere or something! (John McGee goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but John McGee counters it with a snap mare. John McGee goes for an armlock leglock submission, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta goes for a Frankensteiner, but John McGee counters it with a power bomb. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes. John McGee takes him down with an elbowsmash. John McGee catches him in a Northern Lights suplex.) Chip: Beautiful suplex on the outside! And think of the momentum this win would give John McGee! Fool: This is NOT happening. (The Original Gangsta reenters the ring. John McGee follows him back in. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a piledriver. The Original Gangsta catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. The Original Gangsta complains about a slow count. The Original Gangsta whips John McGee into the ropes. The Original Gangsta takes him down with a sunset flip. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.) Fool: Count faster, Wilson! (The Original Gangsta nails him with a double underhook piledriver. The Original Gangsta goes for a backbreaker, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee executes a fisherman suplex. Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout. John McGee goes for a backbreaker, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. John McGee begs off. The Original Gangsta nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.) Chip: Reverse neckbreaker! And you can feel the momentum shift! Fool: Actually, I think that's my dinner. Whose bright idea was it to go for Mexican before the show? (The Original Gangsta nails him with a belly-to-back suplex. The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes. John McGee hits The Original Gangsta with an elbow. John McGee goes for a figure-four leglock, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a small package. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: Oh! Two count only. Jeff: 10 minutes have gone by, 20 minutes remain. Fool: He's reversing it! (John McGee re-reverses it. Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout. John McGee whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes. John McGee nails him with an armbar submission. The Original Gangsta breaks the hold after 5 seconds. The Original Gangsta nails him with a swinging neckbreaker. The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise and goes for the pin.) Chip: It's the Gangsta's Paradise! Fool: Heyyyy! Hoooooo!! (Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.) Jeff: Here is your winner, in 10:45, The Original Gangsta! (The Original Gangsta raises his fist in the air and Mr. Bone Breaker goes into the ring to celebrate with him. "Is there a heaven for a Gangsta" blares as the video screen goes to the replay of the highlights.) Chip: Well, that was a hard fought victory for the O.G. as he finally breaks out of his recent slump. Fool: McGee looked less pathetic than usual. Speaking of pathetic, isn't it about time for Texas Pete? Chip: Actually... ("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a leather jacket. He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.) Fool: NO! This sucks? Chip: Well, you did such a great job with last week's interview, Fool. Maybe you'd like to try your luck again... Fool: Don't talk to me. Talk to the hand. (Texas Pete takes the mic.) Texas: Howdy, folks! Boy, y'all sure got funny accents 'round here. Fool: Shouldn't we be providing subtitles for this? Chip: Shhh.... Texas: Mah guest t'naht is the farmer Intra-nash-null Champ-yun who returned to the S-Dub-ya-F last week. Please wallcome Sean McKenzie! ("Sons of Scotland" by James Horner plays as Sean McKenzie makes his way to the ring. He stops a couple of times along the way to give white roses to his female fans.) Chip: Tremendous ovation for the new number one contender for the World Title! Fool: Talk to the hand. 'Cause the man don't understand. (Sean McKenzie enters the ring.) Texas: Now, Sean, why'd ya go give up yer tah-till, if you was only gonna be gone fer a few days? Sean: Me Da died a few days before my fight with Hardrock. I knew that I would have to be leaving the SWF and dinna know if I would be returning. As ye know there are a lot of things to tend to after a funeral. What was suppose to takes a few months only took a week. But not knowing that, I felt that is was unfair to retain a belt I cinna defend, so I gave it to the only man who deserved it…Equalizer. (Some boos at the mention of Equalizer's name.) Fool: That's bull. I know he screwed Equalizer out of the title shot somehow. Texas: Are you gonna try to get the Intra-Nash-null tah-till back, or what ya gonna do? Sean: In all honesty I am still the International Champ even though I do not hold the belt. Since President Frenck decide Equalizer cinna have it then technically no one has actually beaten me and no one has the belt. I still have the replica that Mr. Shhh gave me…or is it the real one?…hmmm Chip: Whoa! Strong words from The Duke. Texas: Are you gonna faht that Hahd-rock feller? Y'all been carryin' on back and forth there. Sean: Hardrock is a loser and tries to get by on name calling. He a whiny little man and I have beat him twice and see no reason to face him in the ring again… Outside the ring may be a different story. All I can say it that Hardrock needn't cross my path if he still wants to keep breathing. Fool: Good! Let the sissy boy good guys go at it for a while. Texas: What da ya think of them new boys? The Hah-land-ahs? We saw them on Sunday night. Sean: Don't know much aboot them but if they're from Scotland then they must be good. Maybe we can have a drink at the Bag Piper Inn later and discuss the homeland. As for wrestling…we Scots tend to get better as time goes by… Fool: I don't know much aboot them either... Chip: Be serious. Texas: What are yer plans now that yer back in tha S-Dub ya-F? Sean: I have been asked to join a few stables, but I think for the time being I am going to stay a loner. Since Equalizer cinna seem to hold onto the International Belt longer than a few hours, I guess it is my job to gain that position again and this time I plan on staying a wee bit longer. Chip: Hmmm...McKenzie isn't pulling any punches tonight. Texas: If y'all are cousins with that Mr. Shushy fella, haw come y'all don't git along better? Sean: I have great admiration for Alex but I dinna necessarily agree with his tactics when it comes to wrestling. However, he has retained the American Belt for some time, so his methods must be working. He has been good to both of us since we have moved here but Alex and I are opposites and can only take each other's company in spurts. Besides I am married to his sister and he is too protective… Alex is the true meaning of an out-law… I mean an In-law… uh, let's go to the next question. Chip: They're not cousins. They're in-laws. Fool: If you're from Texas Pete's family, what's the difference? Texas: How'd ya get a girl as purty as that Jezebel to go out with ya? Sean: Jezzie and I grew up together in Edinburg. I told her once that a woman's place was in the kitchen making me dinner and having me babes. She damn near killed me… it was then that I knew I would have her and did everything I could to get her. I cinna go on without her… she is my life. (There is a collective "Awwwww....." from the women in the audience). Texas: Ladies and gentlemen, Sean McKenzie! ("Sons of Scotland" by James Horner plays as The Duke shakes hands with Texas Pete, then makes his way from the ring.) Chip: That man could very well be the next SWF World Champion! And it will be interesting to see what kind of strategy the Rock 'n Roll Animal will develop to use against McKenzie. Fool: Well, based on what we just saw, I think McKenzie's planning to bore him to death. Chip: When we return with Triumphant Tuesday, we'll have a huge six-man tag team match. Don't go away! ----------------------- (commercial) ----------------------- (We return to a shot of the crowd. Brian Frenck and Vigilante are back in their original positions in the front row, as the crowd is cheering around them.) Chip: We're back with more of Triumphant Tuesday Jeff: The following contest is a six man tag team match. It is set for one fall. ("Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" by Jimi Hendrix starts to play. The crowd goes wild. Two green fireworks shoot out from both sides of the entrance.) Chip: That's new music for HardRock. Fool: Yeah. It's my second favorite song. Jeff: Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 812 pounds...Accompanied to the ring by Tarzan Toborda...From, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, HardRock! From Thailand, the Tiger, Tom Pho! And, from Oeiras, Portugal, Axel "The Hammer" Mate! They are the Triple Threat Kliq! Chip: I'm afraid to ask. What's your favorite song? Fool: All the others are tied. (HardRock and Tom Pho emerge from the curtain. The crowd is on their feet. As they walk down to the ring, green fireworks shoot from the top of the arena down to the ring. When they reach the ring green fire blares out from the ring posts. HardRock poses and a mixture of fireworks come from behind him.) Chip: Where is Axel Mate? Fool: Looks like more trouble in the Doublemint Kliq! This is good! Pass me some popcorn... (The music stops. The fireworks stop. ("Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee starts to play.) [Axel and Tarzan come out and stand on the platform. He poses as fireworks criss-cross behind him. He then makes his way to the ring slapping hands with some of the fans.] Fool: Oh, yeah. This is a cohesive unit. Chip: HardRock looks disgusted! Axel Mate refused to come down to the ring with his own tag team partners! Fool: Heads up, Chip! He's heading over here! (Axel Mate stops in front of the broadcast position at ringside. He stands right over the Sportin' Fool.) Axel: Fool! Get your act straight! Chip (quietly): Get security. Axel: Get your act straight or I'll prove what a fool you are! (The Vigilante comes over to stand next to The Fool, who looks a lot more confident now. Rotweiler races out from behind the curtains.) Axel: I'll prove what a fool you are, when your mouth is biting your ass! (Rotweiler gets between Axel and the Fool. He slowly pulls Mate toward the ring.) Jeff: And their opponents... ("Stayin' Alive" by Siobhan Lynch begins to play. The crowd boos. Rotweiler has moved Axel up to the apron. Now that Axel is at a safe distance, the Fool stands up to taunt him.) Fool: Hey, Axel! That was every bit as funny as when you said that last week! Chip: Sit down. Jeff: Accompanied by Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith, with a total combined weight of 855 pounds. From Parts Unknown, The Judge! From Somewhere in America, The Sandman! And, from New York City, the SWF American Champion, Mr. Shhh. They are...THE TRINITY! (Mr. Shhh walks very slowly and calmly to the ring with his two bodyguards, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith, trailed by Sandman and The Judge. Before entering the ring, he stands outside and watches his opponent while his bodyguards remove his trenchcoat, smooth sunglasses, and his guns. The bodyguards then hold open the ropes for him to enter the ring. Rotweiler, confident that Axel is under control, heads back to the locker room.) Chip: Well, this ought to be an interesting match, seeing how Axel Mate has... Fool: ...Gone postal. Chip: It will be Tom Pho starting things off against The Judge. (The bell rings. They lock up. Mr. Shhh enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mr. Shhh goes for a kick to the head, but Tom Pho counters it with a duck-down move. Mr. Shhh leaves the ring. Tom Pho nails him with a bodyslam. Tom Pho goes for a splash, but The Judge counters it with a knee pull-up. The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Tom Pho goes for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch, but The Judge counters it with an armbar submission.) Chip: Tom Pho goes for his finishing maneuver, and a great counter by the Judge. Fool: Well, both groups are teaming together for the first time. It'll be interesting to see who has the better teamwork. (Tom Pho breaks the hold after 7 seconds. Tom Pho tags out to HardRock. Tom Pho climbs to the top turnbuckle, but The Judge nails him in the stomach. Tom Pho falls onto the top turnbuckle. Tom Pho leaves the ring. The Judge executes a superplex. The Judge is going for the pin. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout. The Judge tags out to Mr. Shhh.) Chip: And the American Champion is tagged in. Tickets go on sale tomorrow for our big Triumphant Tuesday show on March 2nd live from the McKale Center in Tuscon, Arizona. There will be no Triumphant Tuesday on February 24th due to a network special. Fool: Boooo!!!! (Mr. Shhh and The Judge whip HardRock into the ropes. They hit HardRock with a double backdrop. The Judge takes HardRock down with a Soviet suplex. Mr. Shhh takes HardRock down with a flying elbowdrop. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Shhh and The Judge whip HardRock into the ropes. They attempt to hit HardRock with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. HardRock hits them with a double clothesline. The Judge leaves the ring. HardRock runs into the ropes.) Chip: A big double clothesline sends the Trinity reeling. What a move by HardRock! Fool: Yeah. But I haven't seen The Rock tag in Axel yet. (Mr. Shhh executes a punch. Mr. Shhh nails him with a dropkick to the knee. Mr. Shhh executes a kneebreaker. Mr. Shhh whips HardRock into the turnbuckle, but HardRock reverses it. HardRock charges in with a clothesline. HardRock tags out to Tom Pho. The Judge enters the ring and throws HardRock out of the ring. The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Tom Pho blocks it. The Judge rolls out of the ring. The Judge enters the ring, but gets cut off.) Chip: By the way, we'd like to say hello to HardRock's wife, Stefania, and his baby daughter Page, who are enjoying the show from backstage. Fool: Are we gonna hear about that kid every week? (HardRock nails Mr. Shhh with a clothesline. Tom Pho takes Mr. Shhh down with a flying lariat. The Judge gets back up and throws HardRock out of the ring. Mr. Shhh nails him with a double underhook piledriver. The Judge enters the ring to make it two-on-one. HardRock enters the ring, but gets cut off. Mr. Shhh and The Judge whip Tom Pho into the ropes. They attempt to hit Tom Pho with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. The Judge leaves the ring.) Chip: And yet another Trinity double-team backfires! Fool: By the way, has anyone seen Equalizer? (Tom Pho nails him with a thrust kick to the head. Tom Pho executes a punch. Tom Pho nails him with a thrust kick to the head. Mr. Shhh bumps into Chris Carroll. Tom Pho executes a spin kick. Tom Pho executes a flying lariat. Tom Pho goes for a kick to the thigh, but Mr. Shhh blocks it. Mr. Shhh goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Tom Pho counters it with a side step. Tom Pho takes him down with a clothesline.) Chip: No, but we do have cameras backstage. So if anything develops in the Equalizer situation, we will let you know. Fool: I don't know what else Frenck has that Equalizer can break. (Tom Pho tags out to Axel Mate. Sandman enters the ring, but gets cut off. Axel Mate and Tom Pho whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes. They hit Mr. Shhh with a double clothesline. Tom Pho leaves the ring. Axel Mate goes for the a flying bulldog, but Mr. Jones shoves him off the turnbuckle. Mr. Shhh tags out to Sandman. Sandman and Mr. Shhh whip Axel Mate into the ropes. They hit Axel Mate with a double kick to the midsection.) Chip: More double teaming by Mr. Shhh and the Sandman. Fool: This two are going to be an outstanding tag team. Mark my words. (Tom Pho enters the ring and throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring. Axel Mate and Tom Pho hit Sandman with a double splash. Tom Pho leaves the ring. Axel Mate goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Sandman blocks it. Chris Carroll is back on the job. Sandman executes a jumping DDT. Sandman whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle, but Axel Mate reverses it. Axel Mate nails him with a dropkick.) Chip: Nice dropkick by Axel, and it looks like the TTK has their act together. (Axel Mate nails him with a dropkick. Axel Mate goes for a dropkick, but Sandman counters it with a side step. Sandman executes a kick to the midsection. Sandman takes him down with an enzuigiri. Sandman whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle, but Axel Mate reverses it. Axel Mate charges into the corner, but Sandman moves out of the way. Sandman tags out to The Judge.) Jeff: 5 minutes have gone by, 25 minutes remain. Chip: Tag in to the new guy. Fool: Look! They're all over the Portuguese Man o' Bore! (The Judge and Sandman hit Axel Mate with a double choke slam. The Judge and Sandman whip Axel Mate into the ropes. The Judge and Sandman hit Axel Mate with a double choke slam. Sandman leaves the ring. The Judge nails him with a stomachbreaker. The Judge tags out to Sandman. Sandman and The Judge whip Axel Mate into the ropes. They hit Axel Mate with a double elbowsmash. The Judge leaves the ring. Sandman takes him down with a Tombstone.) Fool: And Sandman's going for the jack knife! Yes! Knock him out (Sandman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Axel Mate counters it with a backdrop. Axel Mate tags out to Tom Pho.) Chip: And Axel takes in Tom Pho, even though HardRock was reaching for the tag! Fool: I told you! (Tom Pho and Axel Mate hit Sandman with a double clothesline. Axel Mate nails Sandman with a back suplex. Tom Pho nails Sandman with a flying bulldog. Axel Mate leaves the ring. Tom Pho tags out to HardRock. HardRock whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it. Sandman misses with a shoulderblock. Sandman executes the Sleeperhold. HardRock breaks the hold after 6 seconds.) Chip: And HardRock manages to power out of the dreaded Sleeper! Fool: Come on, Sandman! (HardRock whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.) Sandman executes a clothesline. Sandman runs into the ropes. HardRock goes for a hiptoss, but Sandman counters it with a backslide. Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout. Sandman tags out to The Judge. The Judge and Sandman whip HardRock into the ropes. They hit HardRock with a double kick to the midsection. Sandman leaves the ring. The Judge catches him in a power bomb. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.) Chip: Nearly a huge win for the Judge. Fool: You know, if Equalizer wasn't in the tournament, the Judge would be a lock to win the whole thing. (The Judge goes for a forearm smash, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock catches him in an inside cradle. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout. HardRock tags out to Axel Mate. Axel Mate and HardRock whip The Judge into the ropes. They hit The Judge with a double kick to the midsection. Mr. Shhh enters the ring and throws HardRock out of the ring. The Judge and Mr. Shhh hit Axel Mate with a double flying axhandle. Mr. Shhh leaves the ring.) Fool: This Trinity team looks sharp, Chip! Chip: The Judge doesn't appear to have any trouble fitting in with his new team. (The Judge whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it. The Judge goes for a choke slam, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate takes him down with a fisherman suplex. Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up. Axel Mate executes a clothesline. Axel Mate whips The Judge into the ropes. The Judge misses with a shoulderblock. The Judge goes for a choke slam, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate nails him with a piledriver. Axel Mate tags out to Tom Pho.) Chip: And once again, Axel takes in Tom Pho instead of HardRock! Fool: Well, Tarzan boy IS the fresher man, Collins. (Tom Pho throws The Judge out of the ring. Chris Carroll counts: one, two, The Judge reenters the ring. Tom Pho executes a punch. Tom Pho executes a DDT. Tom Pho runs into the ropes. Tom Pho nails him with a flying lariat. Tom Pho takes him down with a splash. Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up. Tom Pho nails him with a tiger driver. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: Fans, I'm told that there's a problem back in the locker room area. We're going to take you back there right now! Fool: What? (Shot of the hand held camera backstage, racing down a hallway. It comes up on two figures in dark hats and trenchcoats, pushing a baby carraige down the hall. There is the sound of a woman crying. The camera turns to the right to show the Triple Threat Kliq dressing room. The door is open. We see Rotweiler, knocked unconscious on the floor. Stefania is leaning up against a wall, crying.) Stefania: Page! NOOOOOO!!! (The camera focuses on the sobbing Stefania. Finally, the shot returns to the ring.) (Tom Pho goes for a splash, but The Judge counters it with a knee pull-up. The Judge takes him down with a stomp. The Judge nails him with a full nelson.) Chip: HardRock's daughter has been kidnapped by those two mysterious men! This is just despicable! (Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Judge goes for a figure-four leglock, but Tom Pho counters it with a small package. Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout. Tom Pho catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Tom Pho goes for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch, but The Judge counters it with a side step.) Fool: Let me say something right now, Collins. Those guys may be dressed like Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones. But it obviously can't be either of them. They're both at ringside! (The Judge tags out to Mr. Shhh. HardRock enters the ring, but gets cut off. The Judge takes Tom Pho down with a Soviet suplex. Mr. Shhh takes Tom Pho down with a flying elbowdrop. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout. The Judge attemps to place Tom Pho on the turnbuckle, but Tom Pho blocks it. Mr. Shhh and The Judge hit Tom Pho with a double flying axhandle. The Judge leaves the ring. Mr. Shhh executes a punch.) Jeff: 10 minutes have gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining. Chip: This has to be Stefania's worst nightmare. Her daughter is only nine days old! (Mr. Shhh executes a belly-to-back suplex. Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes. Mr. Shhh hits Tom Pho with a shoulderblock. Mr. Shhh executes the STF. Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Mr. Shhh goes for a bodyslam, but Tom Pho counters it with a small package. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tom Pho throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring.) (We see Stefania coming down the aisle toward the ring. She is still crying.) Chip: And here comes Stefania. She obviously hasn't been able to find Page. (Tom Pho jumps onto him with a plancha, but Mr. Shhh moves out of the way. Tom Pho is out cold. Mr. Shhh reenters the ring. Tom Pho follows him back in. Mr. Shhh nails him with a fist to the midsection. HardRock sees Stefania and rushes down the aisle to meet her.) Fool: When HardRock finds out about this, Chip, he is going to tear this building apart looking for his daughter. Chip: Can you blame him? (Mr. Shhh takes him down with a spinebuster slam. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Tom Pho executes a reverse neckbreaker. Tom Pho nails him with a Frankensteiner. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout. HardRock leaves ringside and races to the back. Axel Mate comes over to talk to Stefania.) Chip: HardRock has left to go search for his daughter. Fool: That's understandable. But it puts his team at a disadvantage. (Tom Pho throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring. Chris Carroll counts: one, Mr. Shhh reenters the ring. Tom Pho nails him with a thrust kick to the head. Mr. Shhh nails him with a kick to the head. Mr. Shhh gives the sign for the Peacemaker.) Chip: A jab to the throat by Mr. Shhh. (Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker and goes for the pin. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.) Fool: Trinity wins! Chip: It's kind of hard to get excited by the match in the face of what's just happened. Jeff: Here are your winners, in 12:19, The Trinity! (Axel Mate rushes in to the ring and pulls Tom Pho out as Trinity celebrates.) Chip: Fans, we are going to keep you posted on this situation as it... (There is a sudden burst of fireworks from the lighting grid above the ring. The fireworks are all going off at once, effectively trapping the Trinity members in the ring.) Chip: What else can go wrong this hour? Fool: Hold on, Chip. Help's coming. (Two firemen, in raincoats and hats, race in. Each is holding a fire extinguisher. Chip: That was fast. Fool: Those two look kinda familiar. (The firemen hit the ring. Just as they get there, the fireworks all shut off at once.) Chip: What's going on? (The firemen both turn and spray the Trinity men with their extinguishers. A green mist comes out. The Trinity men all grab their eyes.) Chip: That's Cobra venom! Fool: It's King Cobra! (Sure enough, the firemen remove their hats to reveal King Cobra and Hexx. Cobra waffles Mr. Shhh across the back with his fire extinguisher, while Hexx nails Mr. Jones in the head. A camera shot of the rafters shows Thor and Zeus climbing back down.) Chip: And now, Hexx and his brother are beating on Mr. Shhh with those fire extinuguishers! Fool: Well, that venom is actually a derivative of cayenne pepper spray. They're only going to be blinded for a few minutes. (Hexx and Cobra each nail Mr. Shhh with an extinguisher, then exit the ring and head out through the crowd. We see Equalizer charging down the aisle in street clothes to help his partners, but the two men are already moving through the crowd. Chip: Well, Mr. Shhh and his bodyguards have been laid out by King Cobra and Hexx! Fool: They're picking on the wrong guys, Collins. Chip: Fans, we desperately have to go to a break. When we come back, we'll have our main event and, hopefully, some word on HardRock's daughter. --------------------------- (Clip of Doug Bacon punching Hexx.) Voice: Doug Bacon. The former SWF champ is beginning the long road back to the top. (Clip of The Judge nailing Axel Mate with a suplex.) Voice: The Judge. Trinity's newest member wants to put Bacon under...for the third time. (Shot of Bacon & Judge brawling in the aisle from their first meeting.) Voice: Doug Bacon battles the Judge. First round action in the International Title Tournament. (Triumphant Tuesday logo) Voice: Next week. Right here on Triumphant Tuesday. --------------------------- Chip: We're back with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday here at the Cone Forum in Boston. Fool: This has been almost as exciting as the State of the Union speech. (The Gods of Destruction are already inside the custom cage, and the cage is being hoisted above the ring.) Jeff: Wrestling fans. This contest is for the SWF Tag Team Titles! The titles can change hands by countout or disqualification. The Gods of Destruction have been suspended above the ring in a steel cage! (The fans cheer.) Chip: This is what we've been waiting for!) Jeff: Introducing first, the challengers! ('Sleep When I'm Dead' by Bon Jovi begins to play. The arena is blacked out as the theme music plays, the only light is a series of strobe lights pulsing to the music. Highlights of the Dead and their matches.) Jeff: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at a total combined weight of 536 pounds, here are Rigor and Mortis: The Living Dead! (Rigor and Mortis come out to the boos of the crowd.) Chip: The former tag team champions look very confident about their chances tonight. Fool: And why not? They're Trinity. (The numbers "1-8-7" flash on the SWF video wall.) Jeff: And their opponents, from New Orleans, Louisiana, being led to the ring by their manager, Tyra, weighing in at a combined weight of 622 pounds, here are the SWF Tag Team Champions, The Thugz!! ["Bow Down" by Westside Connection blares. The lights dim and a lone spotlight illuminates the entrance. The Thugz and Tyra step out. Tyra is holding both sets of belts above her head as they walk down to the ring. The crowd is booing loudly.] Chip: And there they are. The world tag team champions. Fool: This is going to be interesting. The Thugz can't get counted out, and they can't get disqualified. So this is going to be your basic technical match. Chip: Chris Carroll is your referee, and C-Murder and Rigor are going to start off this tag team title match! (They lock up. C-Murder takes him down with a sleeperhold. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. C-Murder and The Shocker whip Rigor into the ropes. They hit Rigor with a double kick to the midsection. The Shocker leaves the ring. C-Murder goes for a spin kick, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor nails him with spinning headscissors. Rigor nails him with a chinlock deathlock submission. The Shocker makes the save.) Chip: Rigor had C-Murder trapped in the center of the ring, and the match could have ended right there! Fool: Big save! (C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. The Shocker and C-Murder whip Rigor into the ropes. They hit Rigor with a double backdrop. Mortis enters the ring and throws C-Murder out of the ring. Rigor and Mortis whip The Shocker into the ropes. They attempt to hit The Shocker with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Mortis enters the ring, but gets cut off. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Rigor with a double DDT. C-Murder catches Rigor in a spin kick. The Shocker takes Rigor down with a belly-to-back suplex.) Chip: Fans, we still do not know whether HardRock and Stefania have found their daughter, but we have people backstage, and we promise that we will let you know what is happening as this situation develops. (The Shocker and C-Murder whip Rigor into the ropes. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Rigor with a double choke slam. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Rigor with a double DDT. Mortis leaves the ring. The Shocker attemps to place Rigor on the turnbuckle, but Rigor blocks it. The Shocker goes for a flying clothesline, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. The Shocker nails him with a clawhold. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. The Shocker nails him with a backbreaker. The Shocker executes an atomic drop.) Chip: On a personal level, let me just say that this is the worst action I have ever seen in professional wrestling. And if ANY harm has been done to Page, somebody will have to answer for it. Fool: Well, I hope the little rugrat is OK. (Rigor catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout. Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mortis takes The Shocker down with a superkick. Rigor takes The Shocker down with a sleeperhold. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mortis leaves the ring. Rigor takes him down with a gutwrench suplex. Rigor poses for the crowd. Rigor nails him with a fist to the midsection. The Shocker begs off.) Chip: And the Dead is back on the offensive. Fans, just a reminder that we have a tremendous show coming to you this Thursday on SWF Around the World, headlined by Sean Mckenzie taking on God's Tears. Fool: Tears should win. Unless he's still sober. (Rigor tags out to Mortis. Mortis and Rigor hit The Shocker with a double DDT. Rigor leaves the ring. Mortis nails him with a punch. The Shocker places Mortis on the turnbuckle. The Shocker takes him down with a belly-to-back superplex. The Shocker places Mortis on the turnbuckle. The Shocker executes a belly-to-back superplex. The Shocker executes a snap suplex. The Shocker goes for a DDT, but Mortis counters it with a backdrop.) Chip: Then, on SWF Slaughterhouse on Sunday night, the winners of this match will defend the tag team titles against the exciting young team of Sound & Fury in a death match. Check your local listings. Fool: So Sound & Fury are gonna be killed? Man, those guys get all the good matches. (Mortis runs into the ropes. Mortis hits The Shocker with an elbow. Mortis takes him down with a dropkick to the knee. Mortis runs into the ropes. The Shocker misses with a clothesline. The Shocker takes him down with a bearhug. Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Shocker executes a front-layout superplex. The Shocker executes a crucifix. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: Nobody's going to get killed. It's just the name of the match. Fool: Damn. (The Shocker executes a clawhold. Rigor makes the save. The Shocker nails him with a bearhug. Mortis breaks the hold after 15 seconds. Mortis goes for a superkick, but The Shocker counters it with a duck-down move. Mortis whips The Shocker into the ropes. Mortis goes for a dropkick to the knee, but The Shocker counters it with a side step. The Shocker throws Mortis out of the ring. The Shocker goes through the ropes. The Shocker throws Mortis back into the ring. The Shocker nails him with a double underhook backbreaker.) Chip: We've had a lot of action here in the early going, and the Thugz appear to be getting the better of the challengers. Fool: Yeah, Chip. But the Dead gets stronger as the match goes on. (The Shocker goes for a snap suplex, but Mortis blocks it. Mortis whips The Shocker into the ropes.) Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining. (Mortis hits The Shocker with a kick. Mortis tags out to Rigor. Rigor goes for a short clothesline, but The Shocker counters it with a duck-down move. The Shocker places Rigor on the turnbuckle. The Shocker goes for a double underhook superplex, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor throws The Shocker off the turnbuckle. Rigor goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker executes a belly-to-back suplex. The Shocker takes him down with a forearm smash. The Shocker goes for a fisherman suplex, but Rigor counters it with a small package. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.) Chip: No! We were one count away from having new tag team champions! Fool: It's all Carroll's fault. (The Shocker nails him with a belly-to-back suplex. The Shocker throws Rigor out of the ring. The Shocker goes through the ropes. The Shocker reenters the ring. Rigor follows him back in. The Shocker whips Rigor into the turnbuckle. The Shocker runs shoulder-first into the corner. The Shocker runs into the ropes. The Shocker misses with a clothesline. The Shocker and Rigor get hit with a double clothesline.) Chip: Don't forget that right here next week, we will have Doug Bacon facing The Judge in first round action from the International Title Tournament. Fool: The Judge is gonna three-peat on Bacon. (The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. Mortis enters the ring, but gets cut off. C-Murder and The Shocker whip Rigor into the ropes. They attempt to hit Rigor with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor hits them with a double clothesline. The Shocker leaves the ring. Rigor executes spinning headscissors. Rigor goes for a double chickenwing submission, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder executes a choke slam. C-Murder goes for a piledriver, but Rigor blocks it.) Chip: And these two teams are facing each other for the fourth time. They are so evenly matched. This contest could turn on a single mistake. Fool: And I think the Dead is trying to goad the Thugz into losing their temper and doing something to get themselves disqualified. The rules favor the Dead. (Rigor takes him down with a fist to the midsection. Rigor nails him with a sleeperhold. C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Rigor executes a low blow. Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Shocker enters the ring and throws Mortis out of the ring. The Shocker places Rigor on the turnbuckle. The Shocker catches Rigor in a double underhook superplex.) Chip: Beautiful double team superplex. And Rigor is in real trouble here. Fool: He's got to tag Mortis in. (The Shocker leaves the ring. C-Murder takes him down with a monkey flip. C-Murder nails him with a dropkick to the knee. C-Murder goes for a piledriver, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. In turn, C-Murder counters it with a sunset flip. Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. C-Murder catches Rigor in a dropkick. The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but Rigor blocks it. C-Murder leaves the ring.) Chip: Another quick tag as the champs continue to cut off the ring. Fool: They're the longest reigning tag champs in SWF history. And they've earned every win they've had. (Rigor goes for a backbreaker, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker goes for a fisherman suplex, but Rigor counters it with a small package. Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout. Rigor takes him down with a gutwrench suplex. Rigor takes him down with a choke slam. Rigor whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it.) Jeff: 10 minutes have gone by, 20 minutes remain. Chip: Well, back at New Year's Bash, these teams came very close to the time limit. Fool: Unless Rigor can make a tag, this one will end in the next few minutes. (The Shocker hits Rigor with an elbow. C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. C-Murder takes Rigor down with a reverse neckbreaker. The Shocker goes for a flying bulldog, but Rigor counters it with a side step. C-Murder leaves the ring. Rigor executes a kick to the midsection. Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor. C-Murder makes the save.) Chip: And this time it's C-Murder making the save for the champs. (The Shocker nails him with an atomic drop. The Shocker runs into the ropes. The Shocker hits Rigor with a clothesline. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. Mortis enters the ring and throws The Shocker out of the ring. Rigor and Mortis whip C-Murder into the ropes. They hit C-Murder with a double fist to the midsection. Mortis leaves the ring.) Chip: Fans, I've just been informed through my headset that little Page has been found! Fool: Really? (Rigor whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle, but C-Murder reverses it. C-Murder charges in with a handspring elbow, but Rigor moves out of the way. Rigor nails him with a headbutt. Rigor executes a gutwrench suplex. Rigor goes for a sleeperhold, but C-Murder counters it with a jawbreaker.) Chip: Yes. Whoever took her apparently wheeled her carriage into the ladies' room backstage and left it there. Apparently, she is fine and has been reunited with her parents. Fool: Well, that's a relief. (C-Murder whips Rigor into the ropes. Rigor hits C-Murder with a kick. Rigor runs into the ropes. C-Murder nails him with a dropkick to the knee. C-Murder goes for a flying forearm, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor goes for a bodyslam, but C-Murder counters it with a small package. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.) Chip: And that was almost a win for the Thugz. I just hope they find the sick individuals who kidnapped Page in the first place. That kid is just nine days old! (C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. The Shocker catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor nails him with a powerslam. Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout. The Shocker executes a full nelson. The Shocker lets go after 12 seconds. The Shocker places Rigor on the turnbuckle.) Fool: Getting back to the match... Chip: This could be it right here as Shocker goes for the superplex! (The Shocker catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...) Chip: And Rigor gets his foot on the ropes. The tag team champs survive a little longer! (The Shocker whips Rigor into the ropes. Rigor misses with a shoulderblock. The Shocker goes for a choke slam, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor tags out to Mortis. Mortis and Rigor whip The Shocker into the ropes. They hit The Shocker with a double kick to the midsection. Rigor leaves the ring. Mortis goes for a handspring elbow, but The Shocker counters it with a side step. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.) Chip: And both teams have tagged in their fresh men on the outside! Fool: Let's see that Mortis Tortoise! (C-Murder and The Shocker whip Mortis into the ropes. They hit Mortis with a double clothesline. C-Murder and The Shocker hit Mortis with a double DDT. The Shocker leaves the ring. C-Murder whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it. C-Murder executes a Russian legsweep. C-Murder runs into the ropes. Mortis misses with a shoulderblock. C-Murder hits Mortis with a kick.) Chip: A lot of effective double teaming by the Thugz. Fool: I have to admit. The Thugz are lookin' pretty stout. I don't know who can beat 'em. (The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Shocker goes for a snap suplex, but Mortis blocks it. The Shocker rolls out of the ring. Mortis executes a chokehold. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three. Mortis catches him in a power bomb. Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout. Mortis executes a low blow.) Fool: Ahh! My liver! My liver! (Mortis whips C-Murder into the ropes. C-Murder hits Mortis with a kick. C-Murder throws Mortis out of the ring. Something falls out of Mortis's tights onto the floor. Chris Carroll counts: one, Mortis reenters the ring.) Chip: Hold on! Somebody get a close-up of that! (The camera gets a close up of the item that fell out of Mortis's tights. It is a baby's pacifier.) Chip: I don't believe it! The Living Dead kidnapped HardRock's daughter! Those bastards! Fool: Watch it, Chip! Language! (C-Murder catches him in a dragon suplex. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes... C-Murder runs into the ropes. C-Murder misses with a clothesline. Mortis misses with an elbow. C-Murder nails him with a Frankensteiner. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up. C-Murder takes him down with a front-layout superplex.) Chip: Mortis is down! And Shocker is about to be tagged in! (C-Murder tags The Shocker.) Fool: It's the 1-8-7! (C-Murder nails Mortis with a superkick. The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...) Fool: No soup for you! Chip: They left Mortis too close to the ropes! The match continues! (The Shocker whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it. The Shocker goes for a lariat, but Mortis counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one. C-Murder enters the ring and throws Rigor out of the ring. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker takes him down with a flying clothesline. The Shocker poses for the crowd.) Jeff: 15 minutes have gone by, 15 minutes remain. Chip: What a night we have had! First Equalizer's terrorizing of Brian Frenck. Then, Frenck's announcement, the turmoil in the TTK, and Page's kidnapping! Now, I just hope the Thugz destroy Rigor and Mortis! Fool: Take it easy, Collins. (The Shocker takes him down with a forearm smash. C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Shocker and C-Murder whip Mortis into the ropes. They hit Mortis with a double fist to the midsection. Rigor enters the ring, but gets cut off. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Mortis with a double DDT. The Shocker and C-Murder whip Mortis into the ropes. They hit Mortis with a double elbowsmash.) Chip: It's been a brutal title match thus far. Fool: The Living Dead have taken everything the Thugz can throw at them, and they're still in it. (C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker goes for a crucifix, but Mortis counters it with a Samoan Drop. Mortis executes a camel clutch. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mortis nails him with a Russian legsweep. Mortis nails him with a fist to the midsection.) (A figure appears in the entrance way as the crowd roars.) Chip: It's HardRock! (HardRock rushes toward the ring. Rigor sees him coming and jumps off the apron.) Mortis goes for a small package, but The Shocker reverses it. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Shocker goes for a back suplex, but Mortis counters it with a cross-body block. Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout. Chip: Two near falls right there. But Mortis needs a tag! (HardRock and Rigor are trading punches in the aisle.) Fool: Disqaulify the Thugz! Outside interference! Chip: No! The match is continuing! (Mortis whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it. The Shocker hits Mortis with a backdrop. The Shocker is going for the pin.) Chip: Cover by Shocker! (Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.) Chip: The Thugz win! The Thugz win! Fool: They were robbed! HardRock cost them the match! Jeff: Here are your winners, in 17:15, and STILL the SWF Tag Team Champions: The Thugz! ("Bow Down" by Westside Connection plays as Mortis has come over to help Rigor. They are pounding on HardRock.) Chip: We are about out of time and...HERE COMES TOM PHO! ("The Tiger" sprints out of the back to help his partner. He is followed closely by Equalizer, who is trying to run him down from behind. Meanwhile, the Thugz are moving in to assist in the attack on HardRock.) Chip: HardRock and Tom Pho are desperately outnumbered in the ring and...LOOK! There's Axel! (Axel "The Hammer" Mate is standing in the entrance, swinging a baseball bat. He starts jogging toward the ring.) Chip: This is absolute mayhem here! Fans, we are out of time for Triumphant Tuesday! Fool: Next week, Doug Bacon and The Judge in first round action! Chip: Don't miss it... Chip & Fool: BE THERE! (Axel hits the ring as we see Security heading down the aisle to break things up. The cage with the Gods of Destruction is being lowered to the floor. The Kliq is still trying to fight off The Living Dead, Equalizer and the Thugz as the shot fades to black.) c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday