(Fade In - Atlanta, GA. The Georgia Dome. The arena is packed and the lights begin to fade. The jumbotron lights up and scenes from past SWF shows begins to play. Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane enter the announcer's booth and begin to make preparations for the show. As they sit down the house lights begin to dim] SP: What is going on. This isn't in the script. NS: Who cares? We are back where we belong and that is all that matters. [The jumbotron darkens and the following scene begins to play the scene where Frenck sells the league to Bill Gates and walks out a billionaire. Shot fades to Frenck sleeping in his leather chair behind his desk at Frenck towers. As he awakes he looks around to see Parker lying on the floor with an empty bottle of champagne and McNeill sitting back with his legs out stretch and his arms crossed.] McNeill: It's about time you came into the world of the living again. You must of slept for two days. B. Frenck: Yeah but I can afford it now that I am a billionaire. McNeill: Correction..... if you were a billionaire you could afford it. [Brian leaps to his feet and begins to yell] B. Frenck: WHAT TO YOU MEAN IF!!!!!! McNeill: You heard me. Had you not gone off half cocked last night and looked at the case you would of noticed that only the top layer is real money the rest is just cut paper. [Brian runs to the case, opens it, falls on his knees and starts to weep. Parker stirs on the floor and opens one eye] Parker: What the hell is all the racket about. McNeill (smiling): Seems that Gates wasn't finished screwing over Frenck. As a matter of fact he is still doing it. Parker: Well I got a different story to tell. [Scene fades into Gates limo where he and GT are celebrating the buying of the SWF. GT asks to see the signed bill of sale and Gates removes it from his pocket and hands it to him. GT looks at it and begins to laugh] GT: Well I'll be a son of a bitch... he got even with you after all. Gates: What are you talking about? [GT hands Gates the bill of sale back and Gates begins to read it carefully. He continues to stare at the paper, clenches his teeth and begins yell obscenities. Scene fades back to Frenck towers. Parker is still on the floor laughing his ass off] Parker: You see Brian I thought that we could screw Gates over so I had the bill of sale modified just a little. [Brian looking a bit bewildered gazes over at Parker] Parker: He bought the rights to the SWF alright, but it stipulates, in small print of course, that the SWF is not the Supreme Wrestling Federation but the Sewage and Waste Filtration plant. Seems only fitting for filth like him. B. Frenck [standing up]: Well I am a bit poorer then I thought I was but I learned a valuable lesson, you cannot put a price on the SWF and I plan on keeping it no matter what. [Three months later - An incredibly exquisite limousine pulls up in front of Frenck towers and a young man steps up to the driver's door as the window is lowered a small piece. As the kid attempts to explain the concept of valet parking to the seemingly uneducated driver, the door opens... and out steps Mr. Jones, towering above the young man.) Mr. Jones: Don't even think about it kid. [The kid starts towards him] Mr. Jones: I don't think you understand. This is a limousine... a limousine that I drive. Inside this limousine is a very powerful man, who happens to be my boss. My boss doesn't like anyone but his employees touching the steering wheel of this vehicle. Now if you would please back away and bother someone else. Kid: Sir, if I may just speak to your employer... I'm sure this entire situation can be rectified. (Mr. Jones turns his head a bit to one side and cracks his knuckles.) Mr. Jones: May I reiterate? My boss doesn't want you touching his limo, my boss wants his limo parked right here where it sits right now, and my boss wants you to walk back over to where you came from and sit your 90 pound ass on the ground. In other words, you don't touch this limousine... you don't even look at it. Now are we beginning to see eye to eye, or do I have to go into further detail? (Mr. Jones removes his jacket and begins to roll up his sleeves.) Kid: N... N... No, sir. Understood. This parking spot does appear to be free. (Mr. Jones smiles and pats the kid on the head.) Mr. Jones: Now that wasn't incredibly difficult, now was it? (As the kid shakes his head, we see Mr. Smith climb out of the limo and open a door.) As the camera zooms in we see a pair of cobra skin boots emerge from the limo worn by a tall well built man wearing an Italian made silk Tuxedo with a red and a black vest and red bow tie emerge. On his head he sports a black fedora and a pair of sunglasses cover his eyes. He looks up at the top of the building and see the giant "F". [Mr. Shhh looks over at Mr. Smith and points to the "F"] Mr. Shhh: That hideous thing will be the first to go, bring in the wrecking crew. Mr. Smith: But sir the deal is not signed yet. [Mr. Shhh places his index finger on the nose piece of his shades and pulls them down ever so slightly... starring at Mr. Smith with his deep black colored eyes.] Mr. Shhh: Do you have any doubt that this will not happen Mr. Smith? Mr. Smith [taking in a quick deep breath]: No sir not a doubt in the world. Mr. Shhh [pushing his glasses back up with his index finger]: didn't think so. Now let's get this over with. [Mr. Shhh and his bodyguards enter Frenck towers. Upon entering the elevator Mr. Jones pushes the button for the penthouse. The doors open and Mr. Shhh et.al walk right into President Frenck's office. Brian Frenck is sitting behind his huge mahogany desk and VP's McNeill and Parker are seated on either side in tall leather chairs. Mr. Shhh smirks and the trio walks towards them.] Mr. Shhh: Brian I have thought long and hard about this and I feel it is time for you to retire. [Frenck laughs aloud] B. Frenck: Retire, I think not. I have this league right where I want it. [Mr. Shhh rubs his gloved hand across his mouth] Mr. Shhh: Apparently you misunderstood me. So let me put it in words that even your feeble brain can understand. You are through in this league. [Frenck looks at McNeill and Parker and presses the button for security located under his desk] B. Frenck: Now Shhh you are not threatening me are you? Mr. Shhh: I don't make threats, only promises. [Frenck hits the security button again as Mr. Shhh smirks] Mr. Shhh: Give it a rest Brian, I have already paid off the guards before coming up here. Seems they don't give a damn about you and personally neither do I. [Mr. Shhh snaps his fingers and Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith walk out into the hallway. Bringing back a large trunk they drop it on the floor in front of the desk. Frenck stands up and plants the palms of his hands on his desk and leans forward] B. Frenck: What's in the trunk Shhh the remains of your career? [Mr. Shhh takes off his jacket and fedora and hands them to Mr. Jones. He lays his glasses on the table. Frenck looks at them and promptly smashes them to piece with one mighty blow of his right fist.] B. Frenck: There now that is much better. [Mr. Shhh shakes his head and reaches across the table and grabs Frenck by the throat. He drags Brian across the top of the table and sets him down on the other side. Getting nose to nose with Brian he looks deep into his eyes] Mr. Shhh: You SOB, those sunglasses cost me $500.00 and I was trying to be nice about this whole thing. [Mr. Shhh pushes Frenck backwards as he releases his grip and reaches into the pocket of his vest.] B. Frenck: So what are you going to do, kill me Shhh. You might as well because there is no way in HELL that I will give you the SWF. I made this league and by God the likes of you will never get it. [Shhh pulls out a rolled up parchment and throws it on the desk] Mr. Shhh: Frenck don't flatter yourself, your not worth a bullet. Just sign on the dotted line and we will leave. B.Frenck [laughing hysterically]: Shhh you're a lunatic and a moron. I just told you I would never sign. [Mr. Shhh smiles and reaches behind him. Mr. Jones hands him a key.] Mr. Shhh: Brian you are obviously a bright guy and you know that money can't buy you happiness. Or at least that's what I have been told. But I am willing to bet that money can buy YOU happiness and I am here to prove that very point. [Frenck leans against his desk with his arms crossed in front of him. Mr. Shhh hands Brian the key to the trunk] B. Frenck: What do I need this for? Mr. Shhh: Negotiations have begun, this is my first and final offer. B. Frenck: There is nothing that you have that interests me. Mr. Shhh: Open the trunk Frenck. [Brian places the key in the trunk and turns it. The latch pops open and careful Brian raises the lid. He looks at the trunks contents then back at Mr. Shhh.] B. Frenck [low voice]: The league is yours. Mr. Shhh: Sorry I didn't quite hear what you said... what was that last statement. B.Frenck: I would be a fool not to take you up on your offer. Mr. Shhh: Good thought now sign here. [Shhh points to the dotted line and Frenck signs his name. Shhh has Mr. Smith and Jones witness it and then Shhh rolls it up and puts it in his pocket.] Mr. Shhh: Good doing business with you Brian, now see that you're cleared out of this office by 5:00 PM. B.Frenck: But it is 4:30 now. Mr. Shhh: Correction it is 4:31 you have 29 minutes left. [VP's McNeill and Parker look over at Brian in astonishment as Shhh begins to leave.] McNeill: I can believe you signed the league over to the likes of him. Parker: Where are you convictions? [Brian points to the trunk] B. Frenck: You might say my convictions are packed in that oversized suitcase. [McNeill and Parker open up the trunk and look inside. They are both stunned at the contents and look at eachother then at Frenck] Parker: This is what your selling the league for? B. Frenck: Well that and some change. [Brian pulls out a piece of paper from his shirt pocket.] B. Frenck: Any here is the change.... [McNeill and Parker gaze at the check, look at each other then back at Frenck] McNeill: I don't believe I have ever seen that many zeros on a check before. B. Frenck: Gives you a different aspect on your convictions now, doesn't it. [The camera fades from the 3 top people of the SWF to a shot of Mr. Shhh and his bodyguards leaving Frenck Towers. As the three men enter the Limo and drive off the scene turns to black and fireworks begin to explode all around the coliseum. A spotlight is positioned on the ring and Michael Buffer comes out.] SP: Do you see who I see.... That is Michael Buffer the greatest ring announcer of all times. NS: Of course I see him, I'm not blind! Now shut up and let's hear what he has to say. MB: Ladies and gentlemen the new owner of the SWF The real World Champion Alex Tyler - Mr. S-H-H-H! [Money by pink Floyd begins to blare as the lights dim in the arena and fireworks explode. The large Jumbo-tron explode as scenes from previous SWF shows play. The screens fade and COP appears across the center of the board. Mr. Shhh steps up on the platform wearing is black Italian silk suit and cobra skin boots. His red vest and matching tie lay atop a white silk shirt. His black fedora is place just above his eyebrow and his ray-bans cover his eyes. Around his waist he sports the SWF Heavy Weight Championship belt. On either side of Mr. Shhh are his body guards Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones. The crowd screams and boos are the trio slowly make their way to the ring. SP: He's not the SWF World Champion, where'd he get the belt. NS: If I remember correct he got a little annoyed after Devil's night and cold cocked Double H and took the belt from him. SP: I don't think that is legal is it Shade. NS: And who is going to tell him? SP: I see your point. Mr. Shhh climbs into the ring and takes the microphone from Michael Buffet.] MS: Ladies and gentlemen the SWF was destined to become one of the greatest wrestling leagues around. But due to poor management this league was temporarily shut down and almost bankrupt. As I sat back and looked at the entire situation I knew it was time for a real man to take over. Therefore, I met with Pres. Frenck and VP's McNeill and Parker and made them an offer they couldn't refuse. Whether you love it or hate it......I am NOW the owner and acting president of the SWF. [The crowds begins to yell and boo at the announcement. Mr. Shhh lowers his sunglasses and looks at the crowd and smirks. Turning to Mr. Jones he whisper "God I love this city".] I have gone through the contracts one by one and have done away with the dead weight, and have kept on the only hard working crew here... ladies and gentlemen welcome my family of league security Corporal Punishment, Mr. Roboto, Monster Mark, and Time Warp. [The crowd is throwing stuff into the ring as the group heads to the ring. As the 4 men enter the ring Mr. Shhh personally shakes their hand and smiles at the crowd. Mr. Shhh raises his hand to silence the crowd] And heading my security force for this momentous occasion the one and the only, the greatest Toughman Champion of ALL TIMES... ["Enter the Sandman" by Metallica begins to play as The Sandman steps up on the platform] Ladies and gentlemen THE SANDMAN!! [The crowd goes wild as The Sandman walks down the aisle towards the ring. Mr.Jones and Mr. Smith hold the ropes as The Sandman steps into the ring and embraces Mr. Shhh. Leaning down and whispers "Alex I don't know how you pulled this off but DAMN! Mr. Shhh replies...it's only money!] MS: I am not going to run this company like the former President Mr. Frenck and sit back and plan who is going to do what. If that is what you think then tear up the contract now and walk out that door. Nope there will be no planning on your part because I hate each and everyone of you equally and am here to screw you over with a vengeance that you have never experienced before in your entire career. So grab your ankles boys because The Shhh Man is here to stay and your ass is mine. Oh one more thing before I forget and let this league begin... just a little unfinished business I need to take care of. [Mr. Shhh reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thick packet and holds it up] In my hand I hold the contract for Equalizer. Now E. I always told you that your career would go up in smoke and today I am going to prove that. [Mr. Jones walks over with a trashcan as Mr. Shhh lights the corner of the envelop and the fire begins to engulf the package. Mr. Shhh smirks as he drops the burning envelop into the trashcan] [The jumbo-tron ignites and a picture of the irate Equalizer appears on the screen] E: "Well well well. If it ain't Mr. Money Bags, buying up the SWF. And not only that, but burning contracts? Forgive me for saying so, Alex, but that's mighty chicken of you. Is that the only way you can think of to get out of facing me again? Firing me? Well, I got news for you, pal. You can go ahead and burn my contract. You can avoid this fight as long as you want, but you might want to prepare.....because, as sure as I am standing here right now, you WILL be Equalized!" [Shhh just stares at Equalizer with a clenched jaw.] NS: Jesus Phoenix this league hasn't even opened yet and Shhh has banned Equalizer from wrestling. SP: I think that as a bad move on Shhh's part. He may have bitten off more then he can chew with that little stint. E: "So? You fired me. Big deal. It just means I can't wrestle. But you are forgetting something. You can't get rid of me, Shhh. You can not remove my influence from the SWF. And you know why? Let me give you three reasons. Reason #1:......." {'Some Like It Hot' by Power Station fills the arena, and from the back emerges Hot Shot Donovan, dressed in a Trinity t-shirt and wrestling tights. He stands beside Equalizer, and folds his arms across his chest in defiance.} E: "Reason #2........" {'Perversion 99' By Rob Zombie fills the arena, and from the back steps Rigor. He looks at the other two, then points to the ring, and crosses his throat with his thumb.} E: "And, I don't think I need to outline Reason #3:......." ['Perversion 99' plays again, and the trio is joined by Mortis. He high-5's Rigor, and grins as he jaw jacks the new suits.] E: "So, you see Alex, you might have fired me, but you still have to contend with the rest of Trinity. And Alex, I'll tell you this. Not only will I be reinstated into the SWF by the time Trinity is done with you, but I will also have *my* belt back around my waist when *I'm* done with you." {'Theme from Win98' plays again, and Trinity exits, all of them smirking with confidence.} [Mr. Shhh covers the mic and whispers to The Sandman] Mr. Shhh: Well it appears that Equalizer still thinks he runs the SWF. I guess he will be the first one I take care of. [Looking back at the audience he raises his hand and "Thugz" music begins to play] Mr. Shhh: You must be wondering what happened to the rest of COP, well Dodger is still wrestling, but is aiming for a different roll in life, and as for the Thugz, they seem to have a new job. [The Thugz step up onto the platform and take a step to the side leaving an opening in between them] As the lights in the arena dim, C-Murder and Shocker begin to light candles covering two large podiums.] Mr. Shhh: Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the NEW commissioner of the SWF... you really didn't think I'd forget him did you.... PAGAN!!! ["Death Wish" by Christian Death echoes throughout the arena as shots of cemetaries, religious symbols, and in-ring action flashes across the jumbotron. After a brief pause, Pagan steps out from behind the curtains, and the crowd delivers a mixed reaction of cheers and boos. His hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and he is wearing an overly expensive designer suit. Shocker hands Pagan a microphone as the three men stand at the top of the ramp and the music fades out.] NS: PAGAN Commish! HAHAHA these boys are in for it now! SP: I am still in shock at his appearance, he's, he's, dare I say it. NS: He's gone corporate! And the Thugz are with him. The Church is back together again SP: Yes but they are now in a dangerous capacity. They can virtually do whatever they want. NS: Yeah, ain't it great! Pagan: I couldn't have asked for a warmer welcome. Then again, I would expect nothing less from people who live in Atlanta, Georgia. I mean, I've been to most every city all over the world... and you can always tell a difference between a normal wrestling audience and an Atlanta audience. [The crowd cheers loudly at the mention of the city name.] Pagan: With a smell as foul as this, how couldn't you? [The fans immediately turn to booing.] Pagan: When Alex first told me that he was taking over the SWF, I didn't buy it. But you've really gone and done it. Congratulations, Shhh Man. When you asked me to lend you a hand, I went out of my way to point out that I am officially retired from the sport. However, when I was given the opportunity to participate in making my former enemies' lives a living hell... well what can I say... you convinced me. [Mr. Shhh smiles and nods as Sandman chuckles briefly.] Pagan: Now coming out here and seeing what just happened with Trinity only backs up what I was trying to tell you guys... people are gonna be angry and out to get us. As the commissioner, I'm sure I'll be signing a lot of matches that some guys really won't want to take part in. Of course I realized that most everyone would be out to get me, so I decided that the best course of action would be to find a couple of guys to watch my back. So I took a little trip down to my hometown of New Orleans and just happened to bump into the two toughest men to ever step into the ring... that's right... C-Murder and Shocker, THE THUGZ!!! [Pagan winks to the camera and points to both men standing on each side of him.] Pagan: So at the risk of getting on the bad side of your Family, Alex... I'm just gonna go ahead and throw together my first match. Let's see.... [Pagan places the microphone by his side as he points randomly towards Cpl. Punishment, Time Warp, Mr. Roboto, and Monster Mark.] Pagan: Uhhhh... you... Monster Mark. Since you are already out here, why don't we just find you an opponent. [Pagan reaches in his pocket and pulls out a slip of paper. A small smirk comes across his face. Holding the microphone to his mouth] P: And the winner is DEAF LEOPARD! SP: Where did this match come from. We weren't slotted for this one. And boy, this is bound to be a lame match. NS: Hey shut up! The new commish, Pagan, must know what he's doing. God I hope he knows what he's doing because people are turning the channel on us right about now. [Deaf Leopard steps up on the platform as blue laser light shoot in every direction] [The fans in the audience are booing uncontrollably. Trash is being thrown into the ring as he walks towards it] NS: Man I don't know what he did to deserve this but I smell trouble brewing. SP: You said Pagan knows what he's doing. Let's see what happens. [Camera pans to ringside just as the bell sounds] [They lock up.] Monster Mark goes for a full nelson, but Deaf Leopard counters it with a go-behind. Deaf Leopard hits Monster Mark with a short clothesline. Deaf Leopard hits Monster Mark with a fallaway slam. Deaf Leopard whips Monster Mark into the turnbuckle. Deaf Leopard nails Monster Mark with a fallaway slam. Deaf Leopard takes Monster Mark down with a short clothesline. Deaf Leopard is going for the pin. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.] NS: Only a two count for Leopard. SP: The jobber from England is looking kinda good upon his return. Then again, he's only fighting Monster Mark. Deaf Leopard nails Monster Mark with a diving headbutt. Deaf Leopard goes for a backdrop driver, but Monster Mark counters it with a facerake. Monster Mark takes Deaf Leopard down with a Hotshot. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Monster Mark.] SP: I wonder how many refunds this crowd will be asking for. NS: Not many, Phoenix. Most of them are at the concession stands right now. SP: At any rate, Monster Mark is... uhhh... doing something. Don't know if you would call it wrestling. Maybe jobbing with style. Monster Mark goes for a backbreaker, but Deaf Leopard counters it with a facerake. Deaf Leopard goes for a fisherman suplex, but Monster Mark blocks it. Monster Mark goes for a lariat, but Deaf Leopard counters it with a crucifix. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout. SP: Deaf Leopard gets another near fall with that crucifix. If he can end this match quickly, I'm sure everyone will be quite greatful. Deaf Leopard whips Monster Mark into the ropes. Deaf Leopard hits Monster Mark with an elbow. Deaf Leopard runs into the ropes. Monster Mark executes a back heel kick on Deaf Leopard. Monster Mark whips Deaf Leopard into the ropes. Deaf Leopard misses with a clothesline. Monster Mark hits Deaf Leopard with a kick. Monster Mark uses a diving headbutt on Deaf Leopard. NS: That was a great diving headbutt by the big man from Dusseldorf, Germany. SP: Germany? Sure, whatever. Dusseldorf, Arkansas maybe. NS: Leave it be, Phoenix. We are back in the SWF, and we are being paid to provide commentary for this grueling match between the two former tWo partners. SP: Oh yeah. It feels just wonderful to be back right about now. Monster Mark executes a backbreaker on Deaf Leopard. Monster Mark whips Deaf Leopard into the turnbuckle. Monster Mark runs shoulder-first into the corner. Monster Mark goes for a side suplex, but Deaf Leopard blocks it. Deaf Leopard whips Monster Mark into the turnbuckle, but Monster Mark reverses it. Monster Mark goes for an avalanche, but Deaf Leopard counters it with a kick to the head. Deaf Leopard whips Monster Mark into the ropes. Deaf Leopard hits Monster Mark with a kick. The Family comes to ringside. NS: Monster Mark had Deaf Leopard beaten down for a while there, but the little guy is making a come back! SP: Maybe it's too little, too late. It looks like Cpl. Punishment and Future Technology have just returned to the ring area. Deaf Leopard goes for a forearm to the back, but Monster Mark side-steps and Deaf Leopard only hits air. Monster Mark goes for a stomp, but Deaf Leopard rolls out of the way. Deaf Leopard nails Monster Mark with a short clothesline. Deaf Leopard hits a short clothesline on Monster Mark. Cpl. Punishment tosses Monster Mark the nightstick. SP: Punishment has just thrown his nightstick into the ring for Monster Mark. Finally, maybe something interesting will happen in this match. NS: There's always something interesting in SWF matches... even jobber matches. Monster Mark tries to hit Deaf Leopard with the nightstick, but Deaf Leopard blocks it and snatches it away. Deaf Leopard hits Monster Mark with the nightstick. Monster Mark is out cold. Deaf Leopard goes for the pin. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Deaf Leopard as the other portion returns from the concession area. NS: WHOA! The use of the nightstick backfired against Monster Mark, and Deaf Leopard is your winner! SP: DA! BIG DEAL! Let's go to Michael Buffer for the official word. MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner is Deaf Leopard in a time of ... awww screw it. Even I don't get paid enough to announce this crap. The Family enters the ring as Deaf Leopard is celebrating. Cpl. Punishment picks up his nightstick and lays it into the back of Leopard's head. As Deaf Leopard falls to the mat, the other members of The Family proceed to attack him. SP: By the way, Sean McKenzie will be facing Headhunter tonight. NS: Great beasties! What happened to his head? SP: McKenzie is of course the reigning Toughman champion. NS: Phoenix! Look at this! The Family is literally destroying their former friend and partner! SP: And Headhunter is the heavyweight champion of the world. Did you say something, Shade? NS: Shhh, Cpl. Punishment has the microphone. The fans begin to throw their newly acquired concessions into the ring and loudly chant "BULLSH*T" and "BORING." CP: Now... what we have here is... failure to communicate. Some maggots, such as this puke lying in the middle of the ring here, just won't listen. You see, Leopard, the Third World Order is dead. You can call us The Family now. We work for Mr. Shhh, and since you are not a part of his payroll, that makes you SCUM! Cpl. Punishment executes the Boot Camp on Deaf Leopard as Future Technology bring a body bag into the ring. SP: And of course Frankie Swinger will go one on one with Tanner Boyle, and Hot Shot Donovan will be here tonight as well. The Family carefully place Leopard in the bodybag and carry him out of the ring to the dead silence of an unimpressed crowd. NS: Wow! Mr. Shhh's Family have already added Deaf Leopard to what I'm sure will be a growing bodycount in the weeks to come. SP: Oh yeah, I know I'm excited. Who's next? Madness? Duke Diamond? NS: No, Shhh already canned those guys. SP: Well, it looks like he forgot a few other people that should have gone with them. NS: Weren't you listening to Shhh? The Family are better workers than any other wrestlers in this league! SP: Enough of this let's get some real matches up here. [Mr. Shhh walks over to the announcers chair and grabs the headphones off of Simon Phoenix's head MS: So you boys didn't like the first match. Complaining are we? I have no time to deal with your whining so I have hired two new guys. And while I am introducing them you two need to step into my office. [Phoenix and Shade get up and head for the office complex as Mr. Shhh makes the introduction] MS: Ladies and gentlemen, we have looked around and found two guys That didn't actually suck at announcing so we thought we would give them a tried tonight. It is my pleasure to welcome Jake Roberts and Bill Thompson. [The two men walk in and shake Mr. Shhh's hand. After a few words are exchanged they take their place at the announcer's table] JR: Hey there SWF fans, I'm Jake Roberts, no affiliation with "The Snake". BT: And I'm Bill Thompson. JR: And we are going to be the idiots talking while these barbarians beat each other senseless, right Bill? BT: Uh... you speak for yourself on that one, Jake. By the way, call him "The Snake" JR: No Bill! You know how much trouble you got us into last time you did that?! I had fines and citations comin' outta my a- BT: Aaa, let's get started, shall we? BT: Let's see what we got here, for our first match of the evening we have... Hot Shot vs. The Judge JR: This oughtta be a pressure-cooker. BT: We're gonna see some @$$whoopin' tonite. This contest is scheduled for one fall. ["Some Like It Hot" by Power Station starts to play as Hot Shot Donovan and Trisha Deneke emerge from the entrance. Donovan poses on the platform as fireworks are launched behind him] Introducing first... Led to the ring by Trisha Deneke... Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois... Weighing in at 234 pounds... Hot Shot Donovan [Donovan and Trisha then make their way down to the ring. The crowd cheers them on loudly.] JR: This is the first time I have seen Trisha up close. What a knock out! [As Donovan climbs into the ring the music fades and is replaced by "I Shot The Sheriff" by Eric Clapton. As the music starts to play as the lights dim and a lone spotlight shines on the entrance. The Bailiff and Judge emerge to massive boos] His opponent... Hailing from Montreal, Quebec, Canada... Weighing in at 295 pounds... The Judge [They slowly make their way down the aisle. The Judge removes his robe and then enters the ring.] JR: What a dismal looking man. Death is written all over his face. BT: And here we go... They lock up. The Judge goes for a DDT, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Judge blocks it. The Judge uses an inverted backbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan. The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with a chop. The Judge goes for a European uppercut, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a backslide. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. Hot Shot Donovan nails The Judge with a gutwrench suplex. John Shaft counts: One, shoulder up. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a palm blow, but The Judge blocks it. The Judge uses a palm blow on Hot Shot Donovan. JR: And The Judge giving Hot Shot his palm blow back. BT: I think that inverted backbreaker has given The Judge the upper hand so far, Jake. The Judge takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a European uppercut. The Judge uses a springboard lariat on Hot Shot Donovan. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Judge. The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan hits a kick to the midsection on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan uses a clothesline on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. A portion of the crowd is cheering Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan nails The Judge with a kneelift. Hot Shot Donovan hits a kick to the midsection on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with a palm blow. Hot Shot Donovan hits a bodyslam on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan hits an elbowsmash on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. BT: Hot Shot gets the momentum going. JR: The Judge needs to plan out his double chickenwings more carefully. BT: Well, Hot Shot is still on the attack. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes. The Judge hits Hot Shot Donovan with a kick. The Judge goes for a forearm smash, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan kicks The Judge. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan uses a snap suplex on The Judge. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan executes a palm blow on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan misses with a shoulderblock. Hot Shot Donovan goes for an Asai moonsault, but The Judge side-steps and Hot Shot Donovan only hits air. The Judge runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with a kick. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. BT: Why is part of the crowd booing? JR: It's clear to see that we have some hardcore Judge fans here tonite. BT: Well, I'm impartial, but I mean Hot Shot has been all over The Judge. Let's face it, The Judge is facing one hell of a beatdown. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the turnbuckle. The Judge comes back and rocks Hot Shot Donovan with a kick to the midsection. The Judge runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan takes The Judge down with an enzuigiri. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with a vertical suplex. Hot Shot Donovan uses a chop on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with a savate kick. Hot Shot Donovan uses a snap suplex on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, shoulder up. Hot Shot Donovan executes a backbreaker on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a vertical suplex, but The Judge reverses it. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Judge. The Judge goes for a stomachbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan nails The Judge with a kneelift. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a clothesline, but The Judge counters it with an armbar submission. JR: And finally The Judge may have a chance. BT: This is where he could keep Donovan under his control, if he plays his cards right. Hot Shot Donovan is valiantly trying to break the hold. Hot Shot Donovan breaks the hold after 16 seconds. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Judge counters it with a dragon screw. The Judge nails Hot Shot Donovan with a DDT. BT: Here's a tide-turner in every match. The Judge goes for the Death Sentence, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a punch. Hot Shot Donovan chops The Judge. The Judge chops Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan chops The Judge. A portion of the crowd is booing Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan chops The Judge. The Judge hits Hot Shot Donovan. The Judge seemingly enjoys the boos. The Judge chops Hot Shot Donovan. The Judge is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Judge runs into the ropes. JR: Well, the Judge almost "executed" the Death Sentence, get it? BT: You should've quit while you were ahead. JR: Seriously though, it would've been lights out for Hot Shot. The Judge goes for a palm blow, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it. The Judge misses with an elbow. The Judge hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock. The Judge is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. The Judge goes for a European uppercut, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with an elbow. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Judge counters it with a backdrop. The Judge locks Hot Shot Donovan in a figure-four sleeper. Hot Shot Donovan is inching his way towards the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan tries to escape the hold. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. The Judge executes a springboard lariat on Hot Shot Donovan. The Judge seemingly enjoys the boos. JR: There's a true sport! BT: He wants the crowd to hate him, in what other sport do you see that? JR: No, the Judge is a true sport for... nevermind. You can only ask so much from a mind so small BT: Shut up, Jake. I'll get the Judge to come down here and beat your @$$. How would you like THAT? The Judge places Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle. The Judge hits Hot Shot Donovan with a superplex. The Judge is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Judge hits a Soviet suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. The Judge hits Hot Shot Donovan with a headbutt. The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a backdrop. Hot Shot Donovan takes The Judge down with a Russian legsweep. Hot Shot Donovan locks The Judge in a headscissors submission. The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes. The Judge misses with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with a kick. Hot Shot Donovan uses a snap suplex on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get more cheers than boos. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. BT: That backdrop counter has shifted the power to Donovan once again. JR: I'm tellin' ya, the Judge should've tried for the Death Sentence more. He's bound to hit it one time or another. BT: Ah, the Judge is just toying with him. He thinks maybe he can make Hot Shot Donovan get cocky, then get careless. It's all a plan that the Judge has set up, and Donovan is falling right into the trap. JR: Or possibly he is getting roughed up by Donovan by chance, not by choice. BT: Shut up, Jake! I gotta look like I know something about wrestling! JR: What are ya gonna do? Get the Judge to kick my @$$? BT: Just... argh!! Hot Shot Donovan takes The Judge down with a palm blow. Hot Shot Donovan uses a forearm to the back on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan uses an inverted power bomb on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, three. BT: And that inverted power bomb meant bye-bye for the Judge. JR: Yep, that was the end. This case is adjourned. [Hot Shot Donovan acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.] RA: The winner is Hot Shot Donovan. In a match time of 9minutes and 2 seconds. BT: That was pretty good for a warm up, now check this one out. JR: Our next match is between two title holder and neither of the belts are on The line tonight BT: I understand the new owner, what's his name is holding off till the first PPV to put the belts on the line. JR: Shhh, his name is Mr. Shhh. And if you want to keep your job I suggest you Remember it. BT: Alright already. Let's get down to this match between Swinger and Boyle. MB: This contest is a non-title-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. ["Go Daddy-O," by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy begins to blare over the speaker system. Three showgirls appear and the woof whistles begin to be heard. The girls do a small dance routine and then line up down the aisle. Then Frankie and his manager appear on the platform as fire shoots up from the ring post. Frankie and Mack the Knife are wearing pin stripe zoot suits and a fedora. The video wall is a blazed with clips of the Rat Pack] Introducing first... Led to the ring by Mack The Knife... Weighing in at 244 pounds... The SWF Television Champion... Frankie Swinger [The three girls grab Frankie's arm as he passes by them and they all struts down to ring side together. Stepping into the ring Frankie removes his fedora and coat.] BT: Yes! A title on the line! Good return for the SWF. JR: It clearly said "non-title matchup" BT: Geez, don't get your panties in a bunch. ["The Ruff Riders" by DMX starts to play as Tanner Boyle comes out from behind the curtains and steps onto the platform] His opponent... From New Orleans, Louisiana... Weighing in at 285 pounds... The SWF American Champion... Tanner Boyle [Boyle starts to make his way to the ring. The crowd is cheering him on. Tanner stops in the aisle and makes an X with his arms and screams as several fireworks are launched behind him. He then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring.] BT: The crowd is really participating in this. They love it! JR: Well they are both in the ring and there goes the bell. [They lock up.] Tanner Boyle uses a double underhook piledriver on Frankie Swinger. The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the ropes. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a backdrop. Tanner Boyle hits a powerslam on Frankie Swinger. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle goes for a football tackle, but Frankie Swinger counters it with a kick to the head. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger executes a springboard shoulderblock on Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. BT: Tanner had the momentum going, but the tables have turned. JR: And Swinger is sure proud of himself. I love it when these guys showboat. Frankie Swinger uses a legsweep faceslam on Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Frankie Swinger BT: But that's what happens when you get cocky. JR: Well, we're seeing quite some action tonite. BT: Yeah, this is a great match-up, Jake. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a chop. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the ropes. Frankie Swinger misses with an elbow. Frankie Swinger misses with a shoulderblock. Frankie Swinger climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle nails him in the stomach. Frankie Swinger falls onto the top turnbuckle. Tanner Boyle executes a belly-to-back superplex on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. JR: Tanner Boyle, gaining it again. BT: Yep, Frankie should've seen that one coming. He missed with two moves, then he goes for the turnbuckle? Why? JR: Hey, these guys are getting paid more than we are, and I'm sure they could kick your @$$, so let's not question their logic. Tanner Boyle screams. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tanner Boyle puts Frankie Swinger in the STF. Frankie Swinger is valiantly trying to break the hold. Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Tanner Boyle takes Frankie Swinger down with a dropkick. Tanner Boyle places Frankie Swinger on the turnbuckle. Tanner Boyle executes a belly-to-back superplex on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle catches Frankie Swinger in the STF. Frankie Swinger is valiantly trying to break the hold. Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Tanner Boyle uses a backbreaker on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with a reverse neckbreaker. Tanner Boyle screams. BT: Tanner Boyle has those windpipes going tonite. JR: I'll say. He's been screaming in victory many times. BT: Yeah, well it ain't over YET, Tanner my boy. The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with an inverted power bomb. Tanner Boyle uses a forearm smash on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the turnbuckle. Tanner Boyle charges into the corner, but Frankie Swinger moves out of the way. Frankie Swinger throws Tanner Boyle out of the ring. Frankie Swinger goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Remy Le Beau counts: 1. Tanner Boyle knocks Frankie Swinger into the ringsteps. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the guardrail. Tanner Boyle goes for a hiptoss, but Frankie Swinger counters it with a lariat. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. Remy Le Beau counts: 2. Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. Mack The Knife comes from behind, but Tanner Boyle nails Mack The Knife. Frankie Swinger goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a facerake. Tanner Boyle sets up a table. JR: Here we go! This is where it gets interesting. BT: Yeah, that was a nice counter by Tanner... but can he keep 'em down long enough? Tanner Boyle sets up Frankie Swinger on the table. Tanner Boyle executes a back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. JR: Guess that answers your question. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the guardrail. Remy Le Beau counts: 3. Tanner Boyle knocks Frankie Swinger into the ringsteps. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Remy Le Beau counts: 4. Tanner Boyle reenters the ring. Frankie Swinger follows him back in. Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Frankie Swinger punches Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger punches Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes. Frankie Swinger hits a punch on Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger uses a Russian legsweep on Tanner Boyle. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. BT: Here's where Swinger reclaims his place. JR: He's got the crowd's support after that little skirmish outside the ring. Frankie Swinger is going for the pin. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, kickout. Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice. Frankie Swinger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Frankie Swinger takes Tanner Boyle down with a legsweep faceslam. Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes. Tanner Boyle hits a football tackle on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on Frankie Swinger. BT: It's OVER! GOOD NIGHT, ladies and gents. JR: Tanner has x-ploded. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, Mack The Knife distracts Remy Le Beau. BT: Oh come on, Remy! JR: Nice strategy, Mack. There's where teamwork comes into play. Tanner Boyle attempts to place Frankie Swinger on the turnbuckle, but Frankie Swinger blocks it. Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger. The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger. The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle. JR: Tanner getting his hits in on Swinger. BT: Geez, what a wishy-washy crowd. JR: Hey, I root for the @$$kicker too. Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with a stomachbreaker. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Tanner Boyle takes Frankie Swinger down with a back suplex. Remy Le Beau is back on the job. Mack The Knife enters the ring and hits Tanner Boyle with a chair. Before Mack The Knife connects, Tanner Boyle moves out of the way. Mack The Knife hits Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle throws Mack The Knife over the top rope. Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild. Tanner Boyle executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Frankie Swinger BT: Youch. I bet THAT tickled. JR: I'd say that elbowdrop has just about done it. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. JR: niiiiiice. BT: Yeah, nice slow count. I thought Remy stayed for the whole reffing seminar. Tanner Boyle executes a stomachbreaker on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a shoulderblock. Tanner Boyle gets a double chickenwing submission on Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger tries to escape the hold. Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle takes Frankie Swinger down with a football tackle. The chants for Tanner Boyle are deafening. Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on Frankie Swinger. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, Mack The Knife puts Frankie Swinger's foot on the rope. Tanner Boyle uses an inverted power bomb on Frankie Swinger. The chants for Tanner Boyle are deafening. Tanner Boyle is going for the pin. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tanner Boyle goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Frankie Swinger counters it with a backdrop. Frankie Swinger takes Tanner Boyle down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Frankie Swinger runs into the ropes. BT: Frankie with the backdrop counter, then a belly-to-belly! JR: These are true fighters right here. BT: You can say that again. Tanner Boyle goes for a Gorilla Press, but Frankie Swinger blocks it. Frankie Swinger hits a kick to the midsection on Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger goes for the Doubledown, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a backdrop. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild. Tanner Boyle punches Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild. Frankie Swinger hits Tanner Boyle. The crowd is really behind Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger chops Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger kicks Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger hits a legsweep faceslam on Tanner Boyle. The crowd is really behind Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger takes Tanner Boyle down with a piledriver. Frankie Swinger goes for a punch, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Frankie Swinger re-reverses it. JR: Alright, a re-reversal! BT: Swinger still has it in him, ya know. JR: They have been brutalizing each other in the ring for quite some time. When will this match end? Frankie Swinger nails Tanner Boyle with a vertical suplex. Tanner Boyle puts Frankie Swinger in a sleeperhold. Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Tanner Boyle goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Frankie Swinger blocks it. Frankie Swinger hits Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Frankie Swinger chops Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger kicks Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger. There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger kicks Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tanner Boyle kicks Frankie Swinger. The Judge goes for a palm blow, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it. The Judge misses with an elbow. The Judge hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock. The Judge is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. The Judge goes for a European uppercut, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with an elbow. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Judge counters it with a backdrop. The Judge locks Hot Shot Donovan in a figure-four sleeper. Hot Shot Donovan is inching his way towards the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan tries to escape the hold. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. The Judge executes a springboard lariat on Hot Shot Donovan. The Judge seemingly enjoys the boos. JR: There's a true sport! BT: He wants the crowd to hate him, in what other sport do you see that? JR: No, the Judge is a true sport for... nevermind. You can only ask so much from a mind so small BT: Shut up, Jake. I'll get the Judge to come down here and beat your @$$. How would you like THAT? The Judge places Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle. The Judge hits Hot Shot Donovan with a superplex. The Judge is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Judge hits a Soviet suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. The Judge hits Hot Shot Donovan with a headbutt. The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a backdrop. Hot Shot Donovan takes The Judge down with a Russian legsweep. Hot Shot Donovan locks The Judge in a headscissors submission. The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Judge into the ropes. The Judge misses with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Judge with a kick. Hot Shot Donovan uses a snap suplex on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get more cheers than boos. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. BT: That backdrop counter has shifted the power to Donovan once again. JR: I'm tellin' ya, the Judge should've tried for the Death Sentence more. He's bound to hit it one time or another. BT: Ah, the Judge is just toying with him. He thinks maybe he can make Hot Shot Donovan get cocky, then get careless. It's all a plan that the Judge has set up, and Donovan is falling right into the trap. JR: Or possibly he is getting roughed up by Donovan by chance, not by choice. BT: Shut up, Jake! I gotta look like I know something about wrestling! JR: What are ya gonna do? Get the Judge to kick my @$$? BT: Just... argh!! Hot Shot Donovan takes The Judge down with a palm blow. Hot Shot Donovan uses a forearm to the back on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan uses an inverted power bomb on The Judge. Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, three. BT: And that inverted power bomb meant bye-bye for the Judge. JR: Yep, that was the end. This case is adjourned. [Hot Shot Donovan acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.] RA: The winner is Hot Shot Donovan. In a match time of 9minutes and 2 seconds. BT: That was pretty good for a warm up, now check this one out. JR: Our next match is between two title holder and neither of the belts are on The line tonight BT: I understand the new owner, what's his name is holding off till the first PPV to put the belts on the line. JR: Shhh, his name is Mr. Shhh. And if you want to keep your job I suggest you Remember it. BT: Alright already. Let's get down to this match between Swinger and Boyle. MB: This contest is a non-title-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. ["Go Daddy-O," by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy begins to blare over the speaker system. Three showgirls appear and the woof whistles begin to be heard. The girls do a small dance routine and then line up down the aisle. Then Frankie and his manager appear on the platform as fire shoots up from the ring post. Frankie and Mack the Knife are wearing pin stripe zoot suits and a fedora. The video wall is a blazed with clips of the Rat Pack] Introducing first... Led to the ring by Mack The Knife... Weighing in at 244 pounds... The SWF Television Champion... Frankie Swinger [The three girls grab Frankie's arm as he passes by them and they all struts down to ring side together. Stepping into the ring Frankie removes his fedora and coat.] BT: Yes! A title on the line! Good return for the SWF. JR: It clearly said "non-title matchup" BT: Geez, don't get your panties in a bunch. ["The Ruff Riders" by DMX starts to play as Tanner Boyle comes out from behind the curtains and steps onto the platform] His opponent... From New Orleans, Louisiana... Weighing in at 285 pounds... The SWF American Champion... Tanner Boyle [Boyle starts to make his way to the ring. The crowd is cheering him on. Tanner stops in the aisle and makes an X with his arms and screams as several fireworks are launched behind him. He then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring.] BT: The crowd is really participating in this. They love it! JR: Well they are both in the ring and there goes the bell. [They lock up.] Tanner Boyle uses a double underhook piledriver on Frankie Swinger. The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the ropes. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a backdrop. Tanner Boyle hits a powerslam on Frankie Swinger. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle goes for a football tackle, but Frankie Swinger counters it with a kick to the head. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger executes a springboard shoulderblock on Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. BT: Tanner had the momentum going, but the tables have turned. JR: And Swinger is sure proud of himself. I love it when these guys showboat. Frankie Swinger uses a legsweep faceslam on Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Frankie Swinger BT: But that's what happens when you get cocky. JR: Well, we're seeing quite some action tonite. BT: Yeah, this is a great match-up, Jake. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a chop. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the ropes. Frankie Swinger misses with an elbow. Frankie Swinger misses with a shoulderblock. Frankie Swinger climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle nails him in the stomach. Frankie Swinger falls onto the top turnbuckle. Tanner Boyle executes a belly-to-back superplex on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. JR: Tanner Boyle, gaining it again. BT: Yep, Frankie should've seen that one coming. He missed with two moves, then he goes for the turnbuckle? Why? JR: Hey, these guys are getting paid more than we are, and I'm sure they could kick your @$$, so let's not question their logic. Tanner Boyle screams. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tanner Boyle puts Frankie Swinger in the STF. Frankie Swinger is valiantly trying to break the hold. Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Tanner Boyle takes Frankie Swinger down with a dropkick. Tanner Boyle places Frankie Swinger on the turnbuckle. Tanner Boyle executes a belly-to-back superplex on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle catches Frankie Swinger in the STF. Frankie Swinger is valiantly trying to break the hold. Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Tanner Boyle uses a backbreaker on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with a reverse neckbreaker. Tanner Boyle screams. BT: Tanner Boyle has those windpipes going tonite. JR: I'll say. He's been screaming in victory many times. BT: Yeah, well it ain't over YET, Tanner my boy. The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with an inverted power bomb. Tanner Boyle uses a forearm smash on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the turnbuckle. Tanner Boyle charges into the corner, but Frankie Swinger moves out of the way. Frankie Swinger throws Tanner Boyle out of the ring. Frankie Swinger goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Remy Le Beau counts: 1. Tanner Boyle knocks Frankie Swinger into the ringsteps. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the guardrail. Tanner Boyle goes for a hiptoss, but Frankie Swinger counters it with a lariat. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. Remy Le Beau counts: 2. Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. Mack The Knife comes from behind, but Tanner Boyle nails Mack The Knife. Frankie Swinger goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a facerake. Tanner Boyle sets up a table. JR: Here we go! This is where it gets interesting. BT: Yeah, that was a nice counter by Tanner... but can he keep 'em down long enough? Tanner Boyle sets up Frankie Swinger on the table. Tanner Boyle executes a back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. JR: Guess that answers your question. Tanner Boyle whips Frankie Swinger into the guardrail. Remy Le Beau counts: 3. Tanner Boyle knocks Frankie Swinger into the ringsteps. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Remy Le Beau counts: 4. Tanner Boyle reenters the ring. Frankie Swinger follows him back in. Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Frankie Swinger punches Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger punches Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes. Frankie Swinger hits a punch on Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger uses a Russian legsweep on Tanner Boyle. The crowd is cheering on Frankie Swinger. BT: Here's where Swinger reclaims his place. JR: He's got the crowd's support after that little skirmish outside the ring. Frankie Swinger is going for the pin. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, kickout. Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice. Frankie Swinger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Frankie Swinger takes Tanner Boyle down with a legsweep faceslam. Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes. Tanner Boyle hits a football tackle on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on Frankie Swinger. BT: It's OVER! GOOD NIGHT, ladies and gents. JR: Tanner has x-ploded. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, Mack The Knife distracts Remy Le Beau. BT: Oh come on, Remy! JR: Nice strategy, Mack. There's where teamwork comes into play. Tanner Boyle attempts to place Frankie Swinger on the turnbuckle, but Frankie Swinger blocks it. Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger. The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger. The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle. JR: Tanner getting his hits in on Swinger. BT: Geez, what a wishy-washy crowd. JR: Hey, I root for the @$$kicker too. Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with a stomachbreaker. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Tanner Boyle takes Frankie Swinger down with a back suplex. Remy Le Beau is back on the job. Mack The Knife enters the ring and hits Tanner Boyle with a chair. Before Mack The Knife connects, Tanner Boyle moves out of the way. Mack The Knife hits Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle throws Mack The Knife over the top rope. Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild. Tanner Boyle executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Frankie Swinger BT: Youch. I bet THAT tickled. JR: I'd say that elbowdrop has just about done it. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. JR: niiiiiice. BT: Yeah, nice slow count. I thought Remy stayed for the whole reffing seminar. Tanner Boyle executes a stomachbreaker on Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a shoulderblock. Tanner Boyle gets a double chickenwing submission on Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger tries to escape the hold. Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Tanner Boyle takes Frankie Swinger down with a football tackle. The chants for Tanner Boyle are deafening. Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on Frankie Swinger. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, Mack The Knife puts Frankie Swinger's foot on the rope. Tanner Boyle uses an inverted power bomb on Frankie Swinger. The chants for Tanner Boyle are deafening. Tanner Boyle is going for the pin. Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tanner Boyle goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Frankie Swinger counters it with a backdrop. Frankie Swinger takes Tanner Boyle down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Frankie Swinger runs into the ropes. BT: Frankie with the backdrop counter, then a belly-to-belly! JR: These are true fighters right here. BT: You can say that again. Tanner Boyle goes for a Gorilla Press, but Frankie Swinger blocks it. Frankie Swinger hits a kick to the midsection on Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger goes for the Doubledown, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a backdrop. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild. Tanner Boyle punches Frankie Swinger. Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild. Frankie Swinger hits Tanner Boyle. The crowd is really behind Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger chops Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger kicks Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger hits a legsweep faceslam on Tanner Boyle. The crowd is really behind Frankie Swinger. Frankie Swinger takes Tanner Boyle down with a piledriver. Frankie Swinger goes for a punch, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Frankie Swinger re-reverses it. JR: Alright, a re-reversal! BT: Swinger still has it in him, ya know. JR: They have been brutalizing each other in the ring for quite some time. When will this match end? Frankie Swinger nails Tanner Boyle with a vertical suplex. Tanner Boyle puts Frankie Swinger in a sleeperhold. Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Tanner Boyle goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Frankie Swinger blocks it. Frankie Swinger hits Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Frankie Swinger chops Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger kicks Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger. There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger kicks Tanner Boyle. Frankie Swinger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tanner Boyle kicks Frankie Swinger. BT: What the hell? Who is that fool and what is he doing? [Jake looks close and sees Equalizer near the ring] JR: That is The Equalizer and he looks like he is going to climb right into the ring. BT: Equalizer huh? Isn't he the guy Shhh banned from wrestling? JR: Well he didn't really ban him he just torched his contract. BT: Oh and there is a difference. JR: Equalizer is in the ring and has taken both wrestler's by surprised. He has just leveled them both with a double clothesline and they are not getting up. [Equalizer walks over and picks up the microphone.] E: "Listen to me, Alex. I see that big yellow streak that is running down your back, but I am not going to let you get away with this. You are going to regret what you did tonight, Alex. You forget that by firing me, you lift from me ALL RESTRICTIONS on my actions. And you, most of all, should know what kind of carnage I can cause when I am well motivated. I'm giving you this chance to come out from under your desk, and sign me to a new contract." [Shhh steps up to the platform in the back of the arena. With mic in hand he points to Equalizer] MS: Well it seems that, that streak down my back has disappeared. I'm here what are you going to do about it now...hmmmmm E? E: If I don't get a damn contract immediately I will stop this show from continuing. MS: You'll what?! And just how do you expect to do that? E: It's not how I expect to do it Alex. I've already done it. Just look at the Jumbotron. [Shhh looks up to see his referees tied to a chair with the Living Dead drooling over them] MS: No harm done, I'll just hire some more. E: Not at this hour, there is not a ref to be found. So how about it Alex do I Have a contract? [Mr. Shhh covers his mic and whisper's something to The Sandman. Sandman nods and disappears in the back of the arena.] MS: Tell you what I'm going to do it. Let's start negotiations. Give me about five minutes to get rid of the fools that are already in my office and we'll talk. But as a good faith gesture you need to let one of the refs go so we can continue this show. It is obvious to me that you already ruined one match of great importance let's sit down at a table and talk. E: I am going to let one of the refs go but if this doesn't come out to my Satisfaction I am going to put you through that table. MS [smirks]: Well you will try anyway. Now let a ref go and let's get on with it. [Shhh walks into his office where Phoenix and Shade have been waiting patiently.] MS: Get the hell out of my office and go do the job I'm paying you for. [Looking a bit bewildered Shade and Phoenix jump up and leave the room just as The Equalizer is entering] MS: Shut the door will you? [Equalizer turns to shut the door but sees Pagan and Sandman standing behind him. Sandman turns and closes the door. Camera pans back to the announcers table where Phoenix and Shade are getting settled] NS: Well I hope your happy! If you hadn't of been whining this would of never Happened. And what is this sh*t? [Night Shade picks up a half eaten submarine sandwich and gets mustard on his hands] NS: Jesus who were those slobs. I didn't tell them they could eat here. SP: You didn't tell them anything. Shhh did. NS: I am beginning to think maybe Shhh buying this league was not a good idea After all. SP: If you want to keep your job you will shut up. [Night Shade throws the sub into the trash and wipes his hand on a nearby cloth.] NS: Now where were we. Who is up next? SP: According to the list it appears to be Ground Zero and the Tag Team Champions The KBK NS: Not only tag team champs but trivia champs also. And BTW have you heard if we are going to have anymore trivia? SP: Last I heard they were thinking of putting it in the ringside report. NS: Well the should make the KBK happy. SP: Ha a taco and a gordita would may them happy. NS: Amen to that and now with out further ado let's get to the action. RA: This contest is a non-title-tag team match scheduled for one fall. ["California Love" by 2pac begins to play to play over the speaker system as Chico and El Cholo appear with Baby girl on the rampway. The jumbotron shows a picture of the three saluting with the Taco Bell flag behind them and the little Chihuahua standing on a table in front of them. Fireworks are shooting from the ring post and the crowd is going wild.] Introducing first... Led to the ring by Baby Girl... At a total combined weight of 496 pounds... The SWF World Tag Team Champions... Kold Blooded Killaz NS: Yep offer the audience a taco and they will follow you anywhere, [As the three members of the KBK enter the ring the music fades and is replaced by "The End" by the Doors. Multicolored laser lights shoot in all directions as smoke rises from the floor] SP: I can hardly see what is going on down there. [As the smoke clears we see Kaneda and Black Jack on the entrance platform] Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 580 pounds... Ground Zero [Black Jack lights a cigar and he and Kadena head towards the ring to the cheers of the crowd] NS: Hey I didn't think you could smoke in here. SP: Apparently no one told him. NS: And I am not about to go down there and say anything either. SP: I have to tell you Shade that even though there is a tremendous weight difference, I think this is going to be a pretty grueling match for both teams. NS: I have to agree with you Phoenix although Black Jack has the size the KBK have the experience to take the big man down. SP: And when was the last time you saw Baby Girl with this group. NS: Time has done wonders for her, she can put her shoes under my bed anytime. SP: I think you have just expressed the sentiments of every male here tonight. Now it looks as though the match is about to begin so let's see what is going on. {Bell rings] NS: It appears that Cholo and Kaneda decide to start this thing out tonight. SP: I wonder if they toss a coin to see who will start each match. NS: Maybe Ground Zero does but I have a feeling The KBK has another method. SP: Such as? NS: Perhaps who can eat the most gorditas or down the most coronas. They lock up. El Cholo hits a powerslam on Kaneda. El Cholo is starting to get under the crowd's skin. El Cholo nails Kaneda with a legdrop. El Cholo runs into the ropes. Kaneda misses with a kick. Kaneda takes El Cholo down with a faceslam. Kaneda whips El Cholo into the ropes. Kaneda hits El Cholo with a backdrop. SP: This match is starting about even although Cholo looks a little unsteady as he is trying to get up. NS: And Kaneda is heading for the ropes. Kaneda executes a ropeflip moonsault on El Cholo. SP: Ohhhh Cholo never saw that one coming and Kaneda is going for the cover. John Shaft counts: One, two, shoulder up. NS: Cholo managed to get a slow count and was able to get out of the pin. Kaneda complains about a slow count. SP: Kaneda is none too happy with it and is expressing his opinion to ref John Shaft. El Cholo hits Kaneda with an inside cradle. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. NS: Cholo quickly comes back and takes Kaneda down with an inside cradle for a two count. El Cholo yells "Westside!". Quite a few boos are audible. SP: The audience is none too happy with Cholo. NS: Cholo is heading to the corner for the tag. El Cholo tags out to Chico. Chico hits an inverted atomic drop on Kaneda. Chico executes a clothesline on Kaneda. Chico goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Kaneda blocks it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich comes to ringside. SP: Now what is Boom-Boom doing at ringside? NS: Probably rooting Ground Zero on, after all they were in the same stable before Ground Zero left. SP: And speaking of which does anyone know why they left? NS: Rumor has it they had business elsewhere to attend to. SP: What type of business? NS: Who cars, business is business. SP: Not in all cases. NS: Sure it is. Just look at the SWF buyout. The league was ecstatic when Shhh bought out Frenck and then look what happened? Once he got what he wanted he immediately burned Equalizer's contract and told everyone to kiss his ass. SP: Not sure that was a smart move on Shhh's behalf. Kaneda tags out to Black Jack. NS: Kaneda has made the tag and is going to stay in the ring just a little longer to double team Chico a little. Black Jack and Kaneda whip Chico into the ropes. They hit Chico with a double clothesline. SP: Chico went flying after that clothesline but Kaneda is not finished yet. Kaneda executes a faceslam on Chico. Kaneda is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Black Jack executes a spinning DDT on Chico. NS: Chico is taking a lot of punishment from these two. SP: And still able to get up I might add. Kaneda leaves the ring. Black Jack whips Chico into the ropes. Black Jack goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chico counters it with a legsweep. NS: It looks like Cholo is going to take this opportunity for a little pay back. El Cholo enters the ring to make it two-on-one. El Cholo executes a cartwheel kick on Black Jack. Chico hits a German suplex on Black Jack. SP: Between Chico and Cholo they have got the big man down and Chico is going for the cover. John Shaft counts: One, two, shoulder up. NS: A near pin by Chico and here comes Kaneda. SP: He doesn't look happy about the situation either. Kaneda enters the ring and lays out El Cholo. NS: Kaneda has put Cholo out of commission temporarily and is turning to help his team mate. Black Jack and Kaneda whip Chico into the ropes. They attempt to hit Chico with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Chico hits them with a double clothesline. SP: A double clothesline by Ground Zero and it looks like Cholo is up and heading for the two men. El Cholo hits Black Jack with a Yakuza kick. Chico takes Black Jack down with a German suplex. NS: Looks like they may have Black pinned but here comes Kaneda to make the save. Kaneda nails Chico with an elbow. Kaneda leaves the ring. SP: It appears that Kaneda made the save and has left the ring. Chico executes a flying clothesline on Black Jack. Chico is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Chico takes Black Jack down with a spinebuster slam. Chico is starting to get under the crowd's skin. NS: Looks like this match may be over with as Chico goes for his finisher against Black Jack. Chico goes for the Frejoles Bomb, but Black Jack counters it with a backdrop. Black Jack tags out to Kaneda. SP: Black Jack counters it and has tagged out to Kaneda. El Cholo enters the ring and throws Black Jack out of the ring. NS: I guess Cholo is determined to keep them from double teaming his partner. Chico and El Cholo hit Kaneda with a double clothesline. El Cholo leaves the ring. Chico whips Kaneda into the ropes. Kaneda hits Chico with a kick. Kaneda goes for a surfboard, but Chico blocks it. Chico tags out to El Cholo. SP: Chico has stayed in to help out and Kaneda may be in trouble having to deal with these two. El Cholo and Chico whip Kaneda into the ropes. They attempt to hit Kaneda with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. NS: With a surprise move and The KBK are down. Kaneda has the crowd going wild. SP: The crowd really like that move by Kaneda. And it appears that Chico is walking toward the corner of the ring. Chico leaves the ring. Kaneda places El Cholo on the turnbuckle. Kaneda nails El Cholo with a top-rope DDT. The crowd is behind Kaneda all the way. Kaneda executes the Shockwave on El Cholo. El Cholo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. NS: You know Phoenix may of the original guys are back but one has to remember the old guys. SP: Old guys? NS: Yeah I wonder what happened to Animal and Lethal and Tom Pho. SP: Like all old wrestlers they just die and are never to be heard from again. Kaneda puts El Cholo in a sleeperhold. El Cholo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kaneda goes for an enzuigiri, but El Cholo ducks out of the way. El Cholo hits Kaneda. The crowd is booing El Cholo. El Cholo punches Kaneda. El Cholo chops Kaneda. El Cholo tags out to Chico. Chico and El Cholo whip Kaneda into the ropes. Chico and El Cholo hit Kaneda with a double savate kick. NS: The KBK are puttin' a hurtin' on poor old Kaneda. This match could be over sooner then expected. SP: Not yet it looks as though Black Jack is trying to get in to help his partner. Black Jack enters the ring, but gets cut off. NS: But he keeps getting cut off. No cigar for him. SP: I think all of the cigars have already been bought up by Clinton anyway. El Cholo goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Kaneda ducks out of the way. El Cholo leaves the ring. Kaneda nails Chico with a ropeflip hiptoss. Kaneda catches Chico in a sleeperhold. NS: Nice come back by Kaneda, even after being doubled team he has managed to put Chico in a sleeperhold. SP: Looks like Chico is sinking fast as he is using everything he has to try and get out of it. Chico is struggling to reach the ropes. Kaneda lets go after 13 seconds. Kaneda punches Chico. Kaneda kicks Chico. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Kaneda runs into the ropes. Chico misses with a clothesline. Kaneda misses with an elbow. Kaneda misses with a shoulderblock. NS: These two obiviously need to tag out. They aren't connecting like they should be. Kaneda hits Chico with an elbow. Kaneda is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. SP: Just a two count and Chico is now on his feet and back in action. NS: Go to the corner...... tag out. SP: What are you doing Shade? NS: Figure if I think it hard enough it might get through his thick skull. Kaneda runs into the ropes. Chico misses with a kick. Chico hits Kaneda with a clothesline. Kaneda falls out of the ring. John Shaft counts: one, two, three, Kaneda reenters the ring. Chico executes a double underhook piledriver on Kaneda. A fan at ringside badmouths Chico. SP: I don't know what that fans said by Chico damn near went after him. NS: Yeah wrestlers these days get no respect. Chico is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, in the ropes... El Cholo enters the ring to make it two-on-one. SP: A two count for Chico and Cholo has decided it was time to get jump in. El Cholo nails Kaneda with a piledriver. El Cholo further incites the crowd. Chico executes a flying senton on Kaneda. John Shaft counts: One, two, thr... kickout. El Cholo leaves the ring. Chico places Kaneda on the turnbuckle. Chico hits Kaneda with a belly-to-belly superplex. Chico is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Chico nails Kaneda with a fallaway slam. Chico is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Chico is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. Chico executes a flying clothesline on Kaneda. A fan at ringside badmouths Chico. SP: You know Shade no matter what you do for these fans there are some you just can't please. NS: In the KBK's world there are a lot you can't please. Chico takes Kaneda down with an elbowsmash. Chico whips Kaneda into the ropes. Chico goes for a Gorilla Press, but Kaneda slides down his back. Kaneda goes for a faceslam, but Chico blocks it. Chico goes for a flying clothesline, but Kaneda ducks out of the way. Kaneda goes for a German suplex, but Chico counters it with a facerake. El Cholo enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chico and El Cholo whip Kaneda into the ropes. They hit Kaneda with a double elbowsmash. Chico and El Cholo hit Kaneda with a double savate kick. SP: And Kaneda has taken a beating from these two tonight. You have to wonder why Black Jack isn't in helping his partner. NS: It's no secret Phoenix Black Jack is just allowing his little buddy to get some sense knocked into him. Seems they don't see eye to eye on several issues. El Cholo leaves the ring. Chico whips Kaneda into the ropes, but Kaneda reverses it. Chico misses with a clothesline. Chico hits Kaneda with a shoulderblock. Chico goes for an inverted power bomb, but Kaneda blocks it. Kaneda throws Chico out of the ring. Kaneda jumps onto him with a plancha. Kaneda knocks Chico into the ringpost. NS: BLAM! Kaneda made that ringpost scream and L'll bet Chico's ears are still ringing. The crowd erupts. John Shaft counts: 1. Kaneda uses a superkick on Chico. John Shaft counts: 2. SP: Shaft is counting and Kaneda is heading back to the ring. NS: What a wimp. Should of stayed for at least the nine count. Kaneda reenters the ring. Chico follows him back in. Chico brings the table into the ring. Kaneda nails Chico with a superkick. Kaneda catches Chico in a figure-four sleeper. Chico reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kaneda goes for an enzuigiri, but Chico ducks out of the way. Chico takes Kaneda down with a European uppercut. Chico throws Kaneda out of the ring. Chico jumps onto him with a slingshot somersault plancha. Chico is handed a baseball bat. SP: Oh my God! Kaneda is out of the ring and here comes Chico with a baseball bat. NS: Batter up! [Chico hits him with the baseball bat.] SP: Chico has nailed Kadena with the bat and he appears to be seriously injured. He is having trouble getting up. NS: Looks like it is just not Kaneda's night Chico is eyeing a table and picking up Kaneda. I don't see how this man is still breathing. Chico sets up Kaneda on the table. Chico executes the Frejoles Bomb through the table. The table didn't break. SP: What a show ladies and gentleman, how many wrestlers besides Mankind can take this much physical abuse. And I am afraid it is not over yet. Chico is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Chico hits the Running Forearm Smash on Kaneda. John Shaft counts: 1. Chico nails Kaneda with a choke slam. Kaneda is busted wide open. Chico hits him with the baseball bat. NS: Kaneda is bleeding and is unsteady on his feet. This match could be over in a matter of seconds. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Chico hits him with a baseball bat. John Shaft counts: 2. They're brawling inside the ring area. John Shaft counts: 3. SP: Someone needs to get back into the ring. This is not a falls count anywhere match. John Shaft counts: 4. John Shaft counts: 5. Chico sets up Kaneda on the table. Chico tries to drive Kaneda through the table with a belly-to-belly superplex, but he blocks it. SP: Did you see that move by Kaneda, the man is hardly alive and he blocks the move. Kaneda goes for a superkick, but Chico ducks out of the way. Chico goes for the Frejoles Bomb, but Kaneda counters it with a backdrop. Chico is busted wide open. NS: And now Chico is bleeding all over the place. The wrestlers are having problems standing in all of this blood. It's everywhere. Kaneda goes for an enzuigiri, but Chico ducks out of the way. Chico uses a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Kaneda. John Shaft counts: 6. Chico reenters the ring. Kaneda follows him back in. SP: Kaneda makes it back into the ring but Chico goes quickly for the cover. Chico is going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. NS: Just what is a thr...? Chico sets up Kaneda on the table. Chico executes an Asai moonsault through the table. The table didn't break. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Chico gives the sign for the Frejoles Bomb. Chico executes the Frejoles Bomb on Kaneda. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Chico goes for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, three. SP: And this match is over with. Chico finally got Kaneda to stay down. NS: Another few minutes and I think Kaneda would of just past out. The KBK may have won this but Ground Zero put up one hell of a fight. SP: What the hell is going on now. I don't believe this. {The Killaz celebrate in the middle of the ring as Kaneda struggles to his feet. Suddenly, Chico lifts Kaneda and Cholo climbs the ropes.} SP: This is insane. Hasn't this man had enough punishment for one night. NS: Apparently the KBK don't think so. Cholo flies off, hitting Kaneda with the sunset flip powerbomb known as "The Corona sundown". He sits there for a moment, breathing heavily and smiling at the unmoving Kaneda. Black Jack rushes into the ring to stop the carnage. SP: Alright here comes Black Jack but the two are double teaming him. He doesn't have a chance against both of them. NS: And I thought Kaneda looked bad. Black Jack just got hit from behind with a baseball bat and is busted wide open. SP: What is Chico up to? [Chico finishes the rabble-rouser by executing a spine-fusing pumphandle Michinoku driver#2] NS [opening up a piece a paper that was just handed to him]: hmmmm it says here that Chico wanted to try out his new finisher on someone and he elected Black Jack. SP: Does it have a name. NS: Just a minute I am a slow reader. Oh here it is. It is call "Murder in the first". Pretty cool name if you ask me. SP: No one asked you fool. NS: No, No, No you have me mixed up with that other commentator that was on that Tuesday night show. {Cholo grabs a microphone.} Cholo:"Ahhhhh....welcome back to the SWF." {He gives Black Jack a hearty kick to the ribs. Chico holds up a sign that he got from the crowd. It reads, "Eugene Robinson should've paid $40 for this." Falcons fans boo heavily.} Cholo:"Seems that we gotta match against you foo's and the Dead at the PPV..." {Another kick to the ribs.} Cholo:"We just kicked yo' ass...and we kicked the Dead's ass...so smart money in Vegas tells me that we just gotta bet the whole motherf-" {Chico cuts off Cholo.} Chico:"You can't say that on tv foo'." Cholo:"I'm only talkin' bout the Killaz." Chico:"Then I can dig it." {They crack up laughing. Kaneda crawls over and grabs Cholo by the foot.} Cholo:"What the f*beep*!? Get off me!!!" {Cholo kicks Kaneda in the head. He smacks him over the head with the microphone. He lifts him up, and executes a spinning powerbomb. Kaneda's body bounces against the canvas. Cholo does the "Dirty bird" in celebration, bringing on even more boos from the crowd.} Cholo:"Damn, you love us...you really love us!!! I feel so damn special now..." {The booing really begins to pour on.} Cholo:"Well, just wanted to welcome yo' asses back to the SWF. See yo' weak, pathetic selves at the ppv..." {The Killaz exit the ring, but not before laying the boots to Ground Zero once more on their way out. Cholo mocks the "Dirty Bird" once more as the crowd boos again. Scene fades to a commercial} SP: Did John Shaft ever announce the winner? NS: After that display I really don't care. It seems that the Dead and Ground Zero have a lot of work to do before the PPV. Think they will be ready Phoenix. SP: Don't know Shade but I bet they won't be as easily surprised next time. NS: Yeah does a heart good to know that people that care want to teach you lessons you won't forget. SP: And this one was a good lesson for Ground Zero. I see the stretchers already have them and are heading out as we are because our final match of the evening will be between the two top belt holders here in the SWF. The World Champion, The Headhunter and The Toughman Champion, Sean McKenzie. NS: The SWF Toughman Champion, and after that Devil's night match no one can say he is not a toughman, Sean "The Duke" Mckenzie. SP: I was ring side for that match and in all my years of commentating I have never seen anything that brutal. NS: I am just curious if that was for Devil's night I wonder what is going to happen at the Ides of March and to whom. SP: I just can't imagine anything topping this, but with Pagan and Shhh together anything is possible. NS: It will be a night to remember. And with that let's get on to our last match. SP: But before we get started what ever happened to Equalizer? [Camera pans to Mr. Shhh's office where we see Equalizer signing a piece of paper. Pagan and The Sandman sign the same paper and Mr. Shhh places it in his brief case and locks it. E and Shhh shake hands and Equalizer leaves the office.] NS: Well it looks as though E got his contract after all. [Camera pans back and we see a The COP together toasting and laughing] SP: I don't like the looks of this it just seemed too easy. NS: Your such a cynic Phoenix. RA: This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-match scheduled for one fall. ["Tryin' to Stay Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play. Fireworks start shooting through out the arena. After they stop, Headhunter emerges from the entrance] SP: Double H looks none to happy about not being able to wear the belt. I wonder what Shhh has in store for him. RA: Introducing first... Fighting out of Calgary, Alberta, Canada... Weighing in at 252 pounds... The SWF World Heavyweight Champion... The Headhunter [Double H strolls casually to the ring as the crowd cheers him on. As he climbs into the ring the music fades and is replaced by "The Sons of Scotland" by James Horner. Sean and Jezebel emerge from the entrance carrying an arm full of white roses] RA: His opponent... Led to the ring by Lady Jezebel... From Edinburgh, Scotland... Weighing in at 375 pounds... The SWF Toughman Champion... "The Duke" Sean McKenzie {As the walk down the aisle towards the ring Sean and Jezebel stop to hand out the roses to the fans.] SP: Nothing but class these two. [Sean finally climbs into the ring and John Shaft begins to talk with them.] NS: Don't you ever wonder what they are really saying to those guys Phoenix. SP: Never really thought about it Shade. [The bell rings and they lock up] Sean McKenzie executes a dragon suplex on The Headhunter. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. Sean McKenzie takes The Headhunter down with a jack-knife power bomb. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. Sean McKenzie locks The Headhunter in a scorpion deathlock. The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sean McKenzie gets a bearhug on The Headhunter. SP: One of McKenzie's signature moves and Double H is having trouble Getting out of it. The Headhunter breaks the hold after 5 seconds. The Headhunter executes a jumping side kick on Sean McKenzie. The Headhunter executes a backspin DDT on Sean McKenzie. A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started. The Headhunter executes a backspin DDT on Sean McKenzie. The Headhunter attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie blocks it. The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with an elbow. SP: I have to tell you Shade, McKenzie definitely has the size between the two of them. NS: He may be the small of the two but as you have just noticed he is handling his own inside that ring. SP: I believe that McKenzie may be smarting just a little from that last DDT. Sean McKenzie takes The Headhunter down with the Running Forearm Smash. NS: WHAM and Double H is down. McKenzie going for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, kickout. SP: Only a one count for The Duke, but the night is still young. Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes. Sean McKenzie misses with an elbow. The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a kick. SP: Double H just sent the Big Man flying with that kick and McKenzie is having a wee bit of trouble getting up. NS: Can the very bad attempt at the Scottish accent Phoenix. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!". The crowd is starting to get behind The Headhunter. The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a jumping neck snap. The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with a shoulderblock. The Headhunter and Sean McKenzie get hit with a double clothesline. SP: Headhunter is all over McKenzie. It's like Sean Mac is letting him win. NS: I don't believe The Duke has ever let anyone win before and it not about to start now. The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with a clothesline. Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a clothesline. The Headhunter falls out of the ring. Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes. Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Sean McKenzie takes The Headhunter down with a brain buster. There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie. NS: Several strong combination moves by McKenzie and Headhunter is trying to get up after that brain buster on the concrete floor. SP: I have to tell you Shade I personally can't believe he is even trying to Get up. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sean McKenzie throws The Headhunter over the guardrail. Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with a Gorilla Press. Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild. Lady Jezebel comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter. NS: The lovely Lady Jezebel is putting on a bit of a show for Double H. SP: I always thought he had an eye for her anyway. And quite the distraction she is. Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Sean McKenzie is handed the leather glove. Sean McKenzie hits him with the leather glove. NS: I think McKenzie just challenged him to a duel over Jezebel. The crowd is going crazy. They're brawling up the aisle. Sean McKenzie catches The Headhunter in an Indian deathlock. The Headhunter is valiantly trying to break the hold. NS: This maybe it Phoenix. The Headhunter is in a hold that Austin himself Wouldn't be able to get out of. The Headhunter tries to escape the hold. Sean McKenzie lets go after 18 seconds. SP: McKenzie let go! I can't believe it, he had the match won. NS: Maybe a touch of loyalty drifted in there somewhere. SP: Loyalty, there is no room for that in a match. NS: Hey give the guy a break! Sean McKenzie goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but The Headhunter slides down his back. Lady Jezebel comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Lady Jezebel. SP: And Double H didn't fall for it again and nails Jezebel. NS: Probably not a good move for Headhunter. Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Sean McKenzie reenters the ring. The Headhunter follows him back in. The Headhunter brings the the leather glove into the ring. Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a dragon suplex. John Shaft counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean McKenzie goes for a brain buster, but The Headhunter slides down his back. The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a faceslam. NS: Headhunter slide out of that one and surprised McKenzie with a faceslam. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!". The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. SP: The crowd is sure eating this up. The Headhunter hits a chop on Sean McKenzie. The Headhunter punches Sean McKenzie. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. The Headhunter chops Sean McKenzie. Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter. Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter. The crowd is going crazy. The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie. Sean McKenzie punches The Headhunter. Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild. SP: Two great champions and the crowd doesn't care who wins. What a show they Are putting on for the fans tonight. Sean McKenzie hits a European uppercut on The Headhunter. Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with a spinebuster slam. John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout. Sean McKenzie goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Headhunter counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. SP: Another counter by the Headhunter and McKenzie doesn't know what hit him. NS: I told you Double H is smaller but quicker then the big man. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. In turn, Sean McKenzie counters it with a side suplex. The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way. Sean McKenzie catches The Headhunter in a double reverse chinlock. The Headhunter is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Headhunter is inching his way towards the ropes. The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with a brain buster. SP: Double H doesn't look too steady on his feet. McKenzie is really laying in one solid move after another. The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way. Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with a double-axhandle chop. Sean McKenzie gets a bearhug on The Headhunter. Sean McKenzie lets go after 9 seconds. NS: This doesn't look good for Double H, looks like he is being set up for McKenzie's finisher - a double underhook DDT. Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on The Headhunter. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sean McKenzie. NS: It looks like this match maybe over. McKenzie goes for the cover. Sean McKenzie goes for the pin. John Shaft counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. NS: And a big win for the Toughman Champion. [John Shaft walks over and raises McKenzie's right arm] JS: The winner is Sean McKenzie in a time of 5 minutes and 18 seconds. [McKenzie reaches down and helps his former stablemate up. Shaking hands Double H leave the ring while the "Sons of Scotland" begin to blare over the loud speaker.Sean and Jezebel are just about to leave when Ziggy Mour walks out, dressed in a quilt, and is holding a bag pipe. He also has a bottle of liquor in his hand.] NS: Now what is he up to? SP: Don't know but where there is Ziggy there is Biggie Z. Ziggy: Hallloooo, friends! [Ziggy waves to the crowd, and the crowd cheers slightly.] Ziggy: Me name is Sean "The wee little Princess" McKenzie!!!! [Laughter is heard from the crowd.] NS: The crowd may be enjoying it but Sean looks pissed. Ziggy: I'm juste a drunken Irish man... who wants to be Scottish! You could even say "I-Rish to be Scottish! Oh hoo hoo hoo! [Ziggy laughs in a very strange way.] Ziggy: You see, me Hard Core abilities seem to be lacking! I suck! OH HOOO HOOO! [Ziggy laughs, and walks over to the announcers table] [Sean starts to argue with Ziggy from inside the ring... Ziggy stays out. Suddenly, the lights go out, and Tom Pho's music plays.} SP: That's Pho's music! Is he back also? [A spot light is shown on the roof, and the audience see Tom Pho is being lowered into the ring.] NS: Yes, yes that is him! [The crowd doesn't know what to think, and Sean just stands in the ring staring. As Tom Pho reaches the ring, and un-hooks himself. Sean can't believe it] SP: Hey look over there Ziggy has just gone up to Sean and is about to say Something. Let's lower a mic. [A mic is lowered just in time to heard Ziggy call Sean an "Irish piece of sh*t."] NS: Oh my god! I can't believe he said that to McKenzie. He will kill him! [Sean tries to grab Ziggy, but Tom Pho pulls him back.] SP: A quick save by Tom Pho. Now my only question is what does Ziggy have to do with Pho? [As Sean looks to Tom Pho, he sees Tom laughing. Tom takes off a mask, revealing BIGGIE Z! Biggie kicks Sean in the mid-section and executes a devastating DDT. Ziggy throws in a chair.] SP: Sean is not sure what is going on and Biggie Z is taking full advantage of the situation. *CRAAAAAAAAAAAACK* NS: Biggie Z just nailed McKenzie from behind with a chair and he is down. [Biggie rolls Sean outside of the ring. Biggie looks under the ring, and takes out a fire extinguisher. He sprays it in his face.] NS: Sean seems to be blinded from the form and is trying to feel his way around but Biggie is going for something else. [Biggie then takes a cookie sheet and cracks it over Sean's head then takes a chair, and hits Sean mercilessly outside of the ring.] SP: McKenzie is busted wide open and no one can get to him. Biggie Z rolls Sean in the ring and then looks around. Ziggy gets into the announce table.] Ziggy: Look, look at that! In the distance! [Biggie walks over to a table. and places the table in front of the ring. Biggie looks to the crowd, seeing if they want more.] Ziggy: THEY WANT MORE! Give them what they want! [Biggie walks and grabs another table] SP: We now have two tables, one motionless Toughman Champion and 2 crazed lunatics. If that isn't a recipe for disaster I don't know what is. [Biggie rolls into the ring, and places Sean onto the turnbuckle. He signals for the Big Bad Z, and executes it onto the two tables.] *CRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCHHHHHH* NS: Through two tables...Can you believe it... two tables! [Biggie laughs a little, and grabs a mic.] Biggie: DAMN! How the hell did you ever become Toughman champ? A real champ would get up from something like that, do two summersaults into the crowd, and run back begging for more! Ziggy: He's right you know, McK is a chump! Biggie: I am THE MOST hardcore wrestle in the SWF today. It's a shame that you have that belt though, because you really don't deserve it... I do! I am, was and always will be the greatest Toughman champ, there every was! Ziggy: Ummm... yea yea! Biggie: And don't pull no sh*t about me only being the champion a month or two, that don't mean jack! You know why? Cause you're stupid and you got an ugly Irish face. Now, what you need to do, is give me the title shot I deserve, so I can take home what is rightfully mine! ["Walking in the Sun" by Smash Mouth plays, as Biggie struts around in the ring, and then walks to the back.] SP: Big words to a man that is out cold. I have a feeling that this is not going to be the end of this feud. NS: Well Sean took his International belt and then his Toughman Belt. How do you expect him to feel? SP: I can't wait till Sean wakes up. But right now he is taking things pretty Good laying down. NS: That was so bad we are going to have to close the show. And with that ladies And gentlemen as always "Good Fight, Good Night". [ [Just as the camera begins to fade out a grandfather's clock appears on the screen] A clock reads half-past one. As the camera moves closer, a voice comes booming from somewhere off camera.] "Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at!" [The clocks slows down in midsentence until it comes to a complete stop and begins to move counter clockwise.] "Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky. [The clock again slows down, but it begins to move very quickly back and forth.] "Twinkle, twinkle-"' [The clock continues to go haywire until it results in a large explosion and the following words appear on screen.] COMING SOON TO THE SWF... THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET QUITE MAD AROUND HERE]