["La Bamba" by Los Lobos plays as we see Phoenix bull fighting, Doug
Bacon shoving 8 burritos into his mouth at once, Sandman wearing a giant
sombrero, Rockin' Rebel playing with a mariachi band, Lethal & Jagged
Edge participating in the running of the bulls.  The screen then
dissolves to a shot Vance McMihn and Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures in a
sold out bull fighting arena.]

VM: Hola!  Welcome to Pamplona, Spain.  Where just a few weeks ago they
held the famous running of the bulls.

JV: You know I participated in the 87 running of the bulls.

VM: Really?

JV: Oh yeah.  One of the common myths about the running is that people
run the entire length.  In reality you only run about 150 yards before
you got to bail out.  Even someone of my great speed can't outrun a
bull.

VM: Well, tonight, we got possibly the only thing that can eclipse the
running of the bulls.  I'm of course talking about the action packed
SWF.  We'll see 2 former HOWF stars make their debut in the SWF.  When
"Common Man" John McGee takes on the infamous "Easy" Eric Wright in a
bullpen match.

JV: Seems like every day we get more UEA wrestlers in the SWF.

VM: Also in a barbed-wire four corners match, we'll see Sandman battle
Zac.  And in what is probably the tamest match ever shown on
Slaughterhouse, a 2 out of 3 falls match between Rockin' Rebel and
Coldblooded.

JV: What? No weapons?

VM: Nope.

JV: No crazy stip like they have to ram their opponent onto a set of
bull horns?

VM: Nope.

JV: Damn, I think Booker Frenck is beginning to get soft in his old age.

VM: He's younger than you Johnny.  And in our main event, we'll see the
team of Doug Bacon and Phoenix take on the Team of Lethal and Jagged
Edge in a Mexican Tag Team rules match.

JV: Mexican?  But we're in Spain.

VM: I didn't book the card.  I just commentate it.  Well we are ready
for our first match which will actually be taking place in one of the
empty bullpens.  The only way to win is to either climb over the 8 foot
wall or to leave through the gate.  the first wrestler to set both of
their feet outside of the bull pen wins.  Let's go to our special ring
announcer Julio Iglesias for the introductions.  Wait a minute... Who's
this coming to the ring?  It's Desperado!!

[Desperado walks down to the ring.  He grabs the mic from Julio
Iglesias.]

Desperado:  You know, this is bullshit.  Last week, I was in the BBRR, and
before I can even do anything, that cheap-shot artist, that little prick,
Jesse Aires [Crowd cheers] You can cheer all you want, you morons.  That
SOB cost me the Toughman Title TWICE.  That's right, twice.  I woulda won that
damn Bunkhouse Brawl if it wasn't for his sorry ass crossing that fine line.
It's about time that I get the respect I deserve, whether it be from Lethal or
that moron Equalizer.  Maybe that moron Aires should face me face-to-face...

[Suddenly Jesse Aires can be seen in the stands holding a mic.]

Jesse Aires: You wanna piss and moan about cheap shots?  Fine!  Let's talk
about the TWO times you've crossed me.  All this shit started when we were
scheduled to meet on Slaughterhouse for the second time.  We both agreed that
it wasn't nothing personal.  After you LOST for the second time however, you
suddenly changed your tune.  That was once!  You demanded a rematch.  No
problem.  We then decided to take care of this privately and regardless of what
happened, go our separate ways.  Not long after that, I had to leave.  You then
start running you mouth off about how you chased me outta here.  That was
twice.  There's a saying where I come from...Cross me once, shame on you...
Cross me twice, shame on me.  Well, there's another saying, one that a certain
individual by the name of Retro is rather fond of and it totally sums up my
actions at the Bunkhouse Brawl ......PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH!!!!!!"

D: Listen Airhead!  I want you in the ring!  What do you say?  You and
me, Tonight!  Texas Death Rules, Falls count anywhere!  After the final
match tonight!

JA: I'll be there!

[Jesse Aires walks off.  Desperado throws down the mic and walks back to
the lockerrooms.]

VM: Well how about that!?!?!  Jesse Aires has returned to the SWF!

JV: And what a way to return!  Another match between Aires and
Desperado!

VM: I just hope they actually do it this time.  The last 2 times they
were scheduled to meet, they refused to fight.  Well, now let's go to
Julio Iglesias for the introductions of the first match.

JI: Hola amigos!  This first match is an escape the bullpen match.
introducing first, from Compton, California, Estados Unidos de America,
weighing in at 273 american pounds, here is "Easy" Eric Wright!!

["100 Miles and Runnin'" by NWA blares as Eric Wright makes his way to
the bullpen.  He stops frequently to curse at the fans.  Which is really
pointless since they probably don't even understand english.]
JI: His opponent, from Charlotte, Norte Carolina, Estados Unidos de
America, weighing in at 280 pounds, here is "Common Hombre" John McGee!!

["Small Town" By John Mellencamp blares as McGee makes his way to the
bullpen.  The crowd cheers him on because of their hatred of Wright.]

VM: BTW, McGee's true nick name is "Common Man" not "Common Hombre"

JV: I kinda like "Common Hombre" myself.

VM: Well the bell has rung, and the match has begun.

[They lock up.
Eric Wright goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but John McGee blocks it.
John McGee whips Eric Wright into the fence, but Eric Wright reverses it.
John McGee hits Eric Wright with a clothesline.
John McGee goes for a DDT, but Eric Wright counters it with a backdrop.
Eric Wright curses at the crowd.]

JV: He does realize that they speak Spanish here, doesn't he?

VM: Wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't.

[Eric Wright scrapes John McGee's face across the fence.
John McGee is busted wide open.]

VM: And that wooden fence slices McGee's forehead open.

JV: And probably gave him a lot of splinters too.

[Eric Wright takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Eric Wright curses at the crowd.
Eric Wright hits John McGee with a shoulderblock.
Eric Wright whips John McGee into the fence.
Eric Wright nails him with an armdrag takedown.]

VM: So far it's been all Wright.

JV: Yeah the match has been all right, but it could be better.

VM: No, I mean the mean the match has been all "Easy" Eric Wright.

JV: Oh.

[Eric Wright takes him down with a DDT.
Eric Wright whips John McGee into the fencepost, but John McGee reverses it.
John McGee runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Eric Wright
moves out of the way.
John McGee begs off.
Eric Wright goes for a kick to the head, but John McGee counters it with
a duck-down move.]

JV: The lack of ropes in the bullpen has definitely taken a lot out of
both men's arsenal.  They can't do any superplexes, or jumps from the
top turnbuckle since there isn't any.

[John McGee nails him with a Frankensteiner.
John McGee grinds Eric Wright's face across the fence.
John McGee catches him in a dragon suplex.
John McGee rakes Eric Wright's face across the fence.
John McGee executes a spinning DDT.]

VM: McGee finally showing some signs of offense.

[John McGee tries to get out of the gate.
John McGee is halfway through the ring.
Eric Wright pulls him back in.]

JV: McGee needs to move a lot faster than that.  He was just moseying on
over to the gate, and as a result, Wright caught him.

[Eric Wright nails him with a DDT.
John McGee whips Eric Wright into the fence, but Eric Wright reverses it.
Eric Wright hits John McGee with a backdrop.
John McGee bumps into the fence.]

VM: and McGee got backdropped right into the fence!

JV: It's a good thing that fence didn't break, because on the other side
is a bull!

[Eric Wright rakes John McGee's face across the fence.
Eric Wright tries to climb out of the fence.
Eric Wright is on his way up.
John McGee pulls him back in.]

VM: Wright tried to climb out but McGee pulled him back down.

JV: They need to be careful when climbing the fences, because on the
other side of 2 of them are bulls.  They may win the match like that,
but then they'll have to deal with an even more ferocious competitor.

[Eric Wright catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Eric Wright grinds John McGee's face across the fence.
Eric Wright nails him with a belly-to-back suplex.
Eric Wright curses at the crowd.
The crowd curses back at Eric Wright.]

JV: Tough crowd.

VM: I guess they don't appreciate that type of behavior here in Spain.

[Eric Wright nails him with a figure-four leglock.
John McGee reaches the fence after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Eric Wright whips John McGee into the fence.
Eric Wright executes a bearhug.
John McGee reaches the fence after being trapped for 18 seconds.]

JV: Who cares if he reached the fence?  Keep that hold on.  There's no
ref in the bullpen to make you stop, it's a no-DQ match.  What have you
got to lose?

[Eric Wright whips John McGee into the fence, but John McGee reverses it.
John McGee hits Eric Wright with a backdrop.
Eric Wright bumps into the fence.]

VM: And this time it's Wright that gets backdropped into the fence.

JV: No bull behind that fence though.

VM: And now McGee is going for the fence.

[John McGee tries to climb out of the fence.
John McGee is on his way up.
Eric Wright pulls him back in.
Eric Wright catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Eric Wright executes a lariat.
Eric Wright takes him down with a bearhug.]

JV: I give Wright credit.  He realizes he can't do any of those
superplexes he likes to do, so he's using a lot of submission moves
instead.

[John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
John McGee executes an atomic drop.
John McGee is bleeding profusely.]

JV: McGee better not make the mistake of climbing over the wrong fence,
because with that red blood all over him, the bull will see him easily.

VM: That's just a myth Johnny.  Bulls really can't see red.

[John McGee nails him with a backspin DDT.
John McGee tries to get out of the gate.
John McGee is halfway through the ring.
Eric Wright pulls him back in.]

VM: Again McGee took too much time trying to get out of the gate.

[John McGee whips Eric Wright into the ropes.
Eric Wright nails him with a Frankensteiner.
Eric Wright goes for an Asai moonsault, but John McGee counters it with
a side step.
Eric Wright whips John McGee into the fencepost.
Eric Wright runs shoulder-first into the corner.
John McGee begs off.]

JV: Look at that wuss McGee beg off.

[Eric Wright catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Eric Wright tries to get out of the gate.
Eric Wright is halfway through the ring.
Eric Wright is three quarters across the ring.
Eric Wright is at the gate.
John McGee pulls him back in.]

VM: Wright was in the process of opening the wooden gate when McGee
grabbed a hold of him.

[John McGee goes for a dragon suplex, but Eric Wright blocks it.
Eric Wright executes a lariat.
Eric Wright rakes John McGee's face across the fence.
John McGee is bleeding like hell.]

VM: That gash on McGee's forehead looks pretty serious.

[Eric Wright goes for a punch, but John McGee reverses it.
John McGee whips Eric Wright into the fence post, but Eric Wright reverses it.
Eric Wright charges into the corner.
Eric Wright executes a kick to the head.
Eric Wright takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Eric Wright tries to climb out of the fence.
Eric Wright is on his way up.
John McGee pulls him back in.]

VM: McGee puts a quick stop to that.

JV: Wright couldn't have been more than a foot off the ground.

[Eric Wright takes him down with a jumping DDT.
Eric Wright nails him with a belly-to-back suplex.
Eric Wright tries to get out of the gate.
Eric Wright is halfway through the ring.
Eric Wright is three quarters across the ring.
John McGee pulls him back in.
Eric Wright nails him with a lariat.]

JV: Haha!  McGee grabs a hold of Wright, only to have him spin around
and nail him with that lariat.

[Eric Wright nails him with a bearhug.
John McGee reaches the fence after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Eric Wright nails him with a bearhug.
John McGee manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
John McGee executes a spinning DDT.
John McGee tries to climb out of the fence.
John McGee is on his way up.
Eric Wright pulls him back in.]

VM: And Wright stops McGee from climbing out.

JV: McGee stopped dead in his tracks when he started climbing cuz he saw
the bull on the other side.

[Eric Wright nails him with a lariat.
Eric Wright executes the CPT.
John McGee manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 8
seconds.]

VM: McGee able to get out of Wright's Scorpion Deathlock finisher pretty
quickly there.

[Eric Wright takes him down with a figure-four leglock.
John McGee reaches the fence after being trapped for 10 seconds.
John McGee begs off.
Eric Wright executes an armdrag takedown.
Eric Wright executes a moonsault bodyblock.
Eric Wright goes for an Asai moonsault, but John McGee counters it with
a side step.
John McGee scrapes Eric Wright's face across the fence.
Eric Wright is busted wide open.]

VM: And now the side of wright's face is bleeding.

JV: You can even see a couple of large splinters sticking out!

VM: That's really gross.

[John McGee nails him with a double underhook piledriver.
Eric Wright executes a belly-to-back suplex.
Eric Wright whips John McGee into the fence, but John McGee reverses it.
Eric Wright nails him with a Gorilla Press.]

VM: And that gorilla press sends McGee crashing to the dirt.

[John McGee nails him with a spinning neckbreaker.
John McGee grinds Eric Wright's face across the fence.
John McGee executes a spinebuster slam.
John McGee whips Eric Wright into the fence.
Eric Wright hits John McGee with a kick.
Eric Wright nails him with an Asai moonsault.]

JV: Nicely done.  Wright pretty much walked right up the fence for that
asai moonsault.

[Eric Wright nails him with a camel clutch.
Eric Wright lets go after 11 seconds.
Eric Wright scrapes John McGee's face across the fence.
Eric Wright goes for a figure-four leglock, but John McGee blocks it.
John McGee goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Eric Wright blocks
it.
Eric Wright goes for the Doctor Bomb, but John McGee counters it with a
backdrop.
John McGee goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Eric Wright blocks it.]

VM: Both men having trouble connecting with all those blocks and
counters.

[Eric Wright catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
John McGee hits Eric Wright with an elbow.
John McGee catches him in a Northern Lights suplex.
John McGee takes him down with a jumping DDT.
John McGee nails him with a spinebuster slam.]

VM: McGee is just all over Wright.

JV: I wonder if he works for the LAPD?

VM: Will you stop?  The U.S. already has enough problems with race
relations without you making comments like that.

[John McGee takes him down with a DDT.
John McGee nails him with a stomachbreaker.
John McGee tries to get out of the gate.
John McGee is halfway through the ring.
John McGee is three quarters across the ring.
John McGee is at the gate.
John McGee is on the way out.
Eric Wright pulls him back in.]

VM: McGee had his right foot on the other side of the fence, but Wright
managed to grab his left and pulled him back in.

[John McGee nails him with a spinning neckbreaker.
John McGee whips Eric Wright into the fence post.
John McGee charges in with a dropkick, but Eric Wright moves out of the
way.]

VM: And McGee ends up dropkicking the fence, breaking one of the beams.

JV: And on the other side of that fence is a bull!

[Eric Wright takes him down with a cobra clutch.
John McGee reaches the fence after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Eric Wright executes the CPT.
John McGee reaches the fence after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Eric Wright takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex.]

VM: Nice belly to back suplex there, and now Wright is going for the
gate.

[Eric Wright tries to get out of the gate.
Eric Wright is halfway through the ring.
Eric Wright is three quarters across the ring.]

JV: Here comes McGee limping after him.  His leg is really hurt.

[Eric Wright is at the gate.
Eric Wright is on the way out.
John McGee pulls him back in.]

VM: Wright almost got both feet outside of the fence, but McGee was able
to stop him at the last minute.

[Eric Wright executes a Gorilla Press.
Eric Wright executes a moonsault bodyblock.
Eric Wright goes for a punch, but John McGee reverses it.
Eric Wright re-reverses it.]

JV: Wright showing off his street fighting skills there.

[Eric Wright nails him with the Doctor Bomb.
Eric Wright tries to climb out of the fence.
Eric Wright is on his way up.
Eric Wright is at the top.
Eric Wright is over the top.
Eric Wright is on the way down.
John McGee grabs him.]

VM: McGee has pulled Wright back to the top of the fence.  What's he
doing here?

[John McGee nails him with the Splash Mountain.]

VM: McGee just hit that razor edge finisher off the top of the fence!!!

JV: Both men are seriously hurt!  Neither of them are moving right now!

VM: The two men fell from about 10 feet up.

JV: Actually it was probably even more than that.  The fence is 8 feet,
they're both over 6 feet, they were almost standing on the top, I'd say
more like 14 feet on to the hard ground.  They didn't even have a mat to
help cushion the fall.

VM: Well McGee is now crawling over to the gate.

[John McGee tries to get out of the gate.
John McGee is halfway through the ring.
John McGee is three quarters across the ring.]

JV: Eric is staggering back to his feet now.

[John McGee is at the gate.
John McGee is on the way out.]

VM: Eric's not going to be in time!

[John McGee has escaped the bullpen.]

JI: The winner is John McGee, in a time of 12:54.

VM: McGee defeats Eric Wright in their debut match.

JV: BULL!

VM: No, I'm afraid it's true Johnny.

JV: No, I mean BULL!!  The bull has slipped through the hole in the
fence that McGee caused earlier and is going after Wright!

[Eric Wright runs out of the ring with the bull chasing him.]

JV: Good thing Wright has all that experience running from the cops, cuz
he's gonna need it.

VM: Will you stop!  We are now going to go to the ring for our next
match.

JI: The following match is a barbed-wire four corners match.
Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Stefania, from
Montreal, Canada, weighing in at 395 american pounds, here is Zac!!

["Drowning" by Hootie and the Blowfish blares as Zac and Stefania make
their way to the ring.  Zac slaps hands with a couple fans on his way to
the ring.  The crowd cheers him on.]

JI: His opponent, from los Estados Unidos de America, weighing in at 320
american pounds, here is Sandman!!

["Enter Sandman" by Metallica blares as Sandman walks to the ring.  The
crowd boos loudly.]

VM: Both men are in the ring, and Mark Matarese has secured both men to
the 6 foot long piece of barbed-wire.

[Zac attacks Sandman before the bell.
Zac goes for a facebite, but Sandman blocks it.
The bell rings.]

JV: Apparently Zac was a little hungry, but Sandman but a quick end to
that.

[Sandman chokes him with the Barbed Wire.
Sandman takes him down with a jumping DDT.
Zac executes a backbreaker.
Zac attempts to place Sandman on the turnbuckle, but Sandman blocks it.
Zac executes an avalanche.
Zac rakes Sandman's face across the barbed wire.
Sandman is busted wide open.]

VM: And Sandman is the first person to find out that replacing the ropes
with barbed wire causes a lot of pain.

[Zac executes an abdominal stretch.
Sandman breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Sandman executes an armdrag takedown.
Sandman takes him down with a flying clothesline.]

JV: A short flying clothesline.  You don't see that too often.

[Sandman grinds Zac's face across the barbed wire.
Zac is busted wide open.]

VM: And now Zac is bleeding.

JV: This is great, so far all of the wrestlers have bled.

[Sandman nails him with a short clothesline.
Sandman takes him down with a Frankensteiner.]

VM; Good agility by Sandman to be able to hit that frankensteiner while
bound that close.

[Sandman chokes him with the Barbed Wire.
Sandman tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Zac is there before him.
Zac hits turnbuckle number two.]

VM: Zac is tagging the turnbuckles, but Sandman doesn't seem to be
worried at all.

[Zac hits turnbuckle number three.
Zac tries to hit turnbuckle number four, but Sandman is in the way.
Zac goes for a choke slam, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker.]

JV: Sandman was smart.  He decided to let Zac think that he was going to
make it to cause a bit of a mental distraction.

[Sandman hits him with the Barbed Wire.
Sandman goes for a football tackle, but Zac counters it with a side step.
Zac nails him with a clawhold.
Sandman manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Zac chokes him with the Barbed Wire.
Zac scrapes Sandman's face across the barbed wire.
Sandman is bleeding profusely.]

VM: And the cuts on Sandman's face just get worse and worse.

[Zac goes for a choke slam, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.]

JV: Wow!  Deja Vu!

[Sandman grinds Zac's face across the barbed wire.
Sandman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Zac counters it with a backdrop.
Zac goes for an atomic drop, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman executes a neck snap.
Sandman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Zac counters it with a side step.
Zac takes him down with an avalanche.
Zac executes a facebite.]

JV: Is Zac related to Jeffrey Dahlmer by any chance?

VM: I doubt it.  Nor do I believe he is related to Hannibal Lechter, or
Mike Tyson.
[Zac takes him down with an abdominal stretch.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Zac goes for a flying forearm, but Sandman counters it with a duck-down
move.]

VM: Sandman able to duck that short flying forearm.

[Sandman scrapes Zac's face across the barbed wire.
Sandman goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Zac blocks it.
Zac nails him with a clawhold.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Zac takes him down with the Doctor Bomb.
Zac tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Sandman takes him down.
Sandman executes a flying clothesline.]

VM: Sandman hits Zac from behind with that flying clothesline to prevent
him from tagging the turnbuckle.

[Zac is bleeding like a faucet.
Sandman attempts to place Zac on the turnbuckle, but Zac blocks it.
Sandman goes for a Frankensteiner, but Zac counters it with a power bomb.
Zac goes for an Asai moonsault, but Sandman counters it with a side
step.]

JV: I think these guys are trying too many high flying moves while bound
this close.

VM: And of course that Asai moonsault failed miserably since the 2nd rope
can barely withstand Zac's weight.

JV: Yeah, I don't know who he's fooling by trying to pull off all these
high flying moves at 395 pounds.

[Zac goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Zac counters it with a sunset flip.
Zac hits him with the Barbed Wire.
Zac scrapes Sandman's face across the barbed wire.
Zac goes for an avalanche, but Sandman counters it with a kick to the
head.]

JV: Good heads up, or rather foot's up play there by Sandman.

[Sandman tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Zac takes him down.
Zac nails him with an armdrag takedown.
Zac goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sandman counters it with an
elbowsmash.
Sandman executes a football tackle.]

JV: Are you ready for some football?!?

VM: Maybe Sandman should consider trying out for the Barcelona Dragons
while he's here.

JV: Please, World League sucks.
[Zac is bleeding profusely.
Sandman places Zac on the turnbuckle.
Sandman catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Sandman hits turnbuckle number one.
Sandman tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Zac is in the way.
Sandman goes for an armdrag takedown, but Zac counters it with a lariat.
Zac chokes him with the Barbed Wire.
Zac takes him down with a DDT.]

VM: Zac just DDT'd Sandman while still choking him with the barbed-wire.

JV: That's a pretty good move.  A choke-DDT.

[Zac rakes Sandman's face across the barbed wire.
Zac goes for a dropkick, but Sandman counters it with a side step.]

JV: Please!  Zac barely got 2 feet off the ground.

[Sandman takes him down with a short clothesline.]

VM: Wow!!!  Sandman nearly took Zac's head off!

JV: Zac is out cold!!  Sandman is now trying to tag the turnbuckles
while dragging 395 pounds of deadweight.

[Sandman hits turnbuckle number one.
Sandman hits turnbuckle number two.]

VM: Zac is coming to.  He seems a bit disoriented and doesn't realize
what's happening.

[Sandman hits turnbuckle number three.]

JV: He knows what is happening now.  Zac is back on his feet.

[Zac hits Sandman with a clothesline to the back of the head.
As Sandman falls forward, he hits turnbuckle number four.]

VM: Zac just knocked Sandman into the final turnbuckle!  Zac just helped
Sandman win!

JI: The winner is Sandman, in a time of 6:50!

VM: And Sandman, who had been on a bit of a losing streak lately finally
gets another win.

JV: Well I think he probably would've considered retirement if he had
lost to Zac.  That's almost as bad as losing to Marc Jasper.

VM: Well the roadies have put the regular ropes back on the ring, so
let's go back to Julio Iglesias.

JI: The following is a best of three falls match.  Introducing first,
being led to the ring by his manager Heavy Metal, from Toronto, Canada,
weighing in at 284 pounds, here is Rockin' Rebel!!

["2x4" by Metallica plays as Rockin' Rebel and Heavy Metal make their
way to the ring.  The crowd boos loudly as Rebel gives the crowd the
finger.]

JI: His opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at 289 pounds, here is
Coldblooded!!

["Hail Mary" by Makaveli blares as Coldblooded makes his way to the
ring.  The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]

VM: Where's his manager John Smooth?

JV: He wasn't at the BBRR last week, so maybe there's some truth to the
rumors that he and John have parted ways.

[They lock up.
Rockin' Rebel goes for a DDT, but Coldblooded counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Rockin' Rebel counters it with a sunset flip.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Rebel almost got a quick win there.

[Rockin' Rebel whips Coldblooded into the ropes.
Rockin' Rebel hits Coldblooded with a clothesline.
Rockin' Rebel executes a DDT.
Rockin' Rebel takes him down with a spin kick.]

VM: Rebel starting off very strong against the silent Coldblooded.

[Rockin' Rebel runs into the ropes.
Rockin' Rebel misses with a kick.
Rockin' Rebel misses with an elbow.]

JV: Now if he can only hit another move.

[Coldblooded misses with an elbow.
Coldblooded goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Rockin' Rebel counters it
with a side step.
Coldblooded whips Rockin' Rebel into the ropes, but Rockin' Rebel reverses it.
Coldblooded goes for a bulldog headlock, but Rockin' Rebel counters it with
a throw-off.]

VM: Both men seem to be having trouble hitting the other.

[Rockin' Rebel whips Coldblooded into the ropes, but Coldblooded reverses it.
Rockin' Rebel nails him with a spinning power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: Another near pin there.  I have word that there is something
happening back in the lockerrooms.

                             [Split Screen]
Coldblooded nails him with a       | Lethal runs toward Phoenix.
jack-knife power bomb.             | Lethal hits Phoenix with a
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout. | clothesline.
Coldblooded executes a moonsault.  | Lethal nails Phoenix with a DDT.
Matt Compton counts: One, two,     | Phoenix staggers back to his feet.
kickout.                           | Lethal grabs a trash can.
Rockin' Rebel executes a low blow. | Lethal throws the trash can at
Rockin' Rebel throws Coldblooded   | Phoenix.
out of the ring.                   | Phoenix ducks the trash can.
Rockin' Rebel goes through the     | Lethal throws the lid of the trash
ropes.                             | can at Phoenix.
Rockin' Rebel knocks Coldblooded   | The lid hits Phoenix in the
into the ringsteps.                | forehead.
Coldblooded knocks Rockin' Rebel   | Lethal pulls out a lighter.
into the ringsteps.                | Lethal lights the lighter near
Coldblooded whips Rockin' Rebel    | Phoenix's face.
into the guardrail.                | Lethal spits a fireball into
Coldblooded reenters the ring.     | Phoenix's face.
Rockin' Rebel follows him back in. | L: "Eye for an eye and burn for a
Coldblooded runs into the ropes.   | burn, whine boy!"
Rockin' Rebel hits Coldblooded     | Lethal walks off as several ring
with a kick.                       | officials enter the lockerroom.

                           [End Split Screen]

VM: Well how about that?  The SWF Tough Man Champ going after an
Underground member.

JV: That's a huge mistake.  The Underground is going to retaliate and
it's going to be far worse than that.

[Rockin' Rebel takes him down with a low blow.
Rockin' Rebel goes for an enzuilariato, but Coldblooded counters it with
a duck-down move.
Coldblooded goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Rockin' Rebel counters it
with a side suplex.]

VM: Meanwhile, we've totally forgotten about the match currently going
on.

JV: Oh yeah, what's the score?

VM: As far as I know, neither man has gotten a pin.

[Rockin' Rebel whips Coldblooded into the ropes.
Coldblooded goes for a Thesz press, but Rockin' Rebel counters it with a
Hotshot.
Rockin' Rebel takes him down with a grapevine.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Coldblooded nails him with a kick to the midsection.
Coldblooded takes him down with a DDT.
Coldblooded takes him down with a Thesz press.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: Well it appears that the momentum has swung in Coldblooded's favor
while we were watching Lethal attack Phoenix.

[Coldblooded whips Rockin' Rebel into the turnbuckle, but Rockin' Rebel
reverses it.
Coldblooded comes back and rocks Rockin' Rebel with an elbow.
Coldblooded whips Rockin' Rebel into the ropes.
Rockin' Rebel hits Coldblooded with an elbow.
Rockin' Rebel gives the crowd the finger.]

VM: I really don't think that was necessary.

[Rockin' Rebel leaves the ring.
He returns with the Electric Guitar.
Rockin' Rebel hits him with the Electric Guitar.
Coldblooded is busted wide open.
Matt Compton throws the Electric Guitar out of the ring.]

VM: Coldblooded now has a bloody nose after getting hit by Rebel's
Guitar.

JV: That's odd, I've always heard that Rebel's guitar playing will make
your ears bleed.

VM: I feel like I say this every week, but your jokes are horrible.

[Coldblooded catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded executes a Hotshot.
Rockin' Rebel goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Coldblooded blocks it.
Coldblooded goes for a bulldog headlock, but Rockin' Rebel blocks it.
Rockin' Rebel takes him down with an enzuigiri.
Rockin' Rebel nails him with a clawhold.
Rockin' Rebel lets go after 13 seconds.]

JV: Rebel resorting to some Underground moves now.

VM: You do realize that the clawhold has existed since before the
Underground.

[Rockin' Rebel is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rockin' Rebel nails him with a figure-four leglock.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Rockin' Rebel goes for a jumping DDT, but Coldblooded counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Rockin' Rebel counters it with a sunset flip.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: Double counter there almost gets Rebel the first fall.

[Rockin' Rebel whips Coldblooded into the turnbuckle.
Rockin' Rebel runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Coldblooded
lifts his knee.
Coldblooded catches him in a Northern Lights suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
Coldblooded catches him in a power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded goes for a power bomb, but Rockin' Rebel blocks it.
Rockin' Rebel takes him down with a choke slam.
Rockin' Rebel executes the Head Rocker and goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Coldblooded somehow managed to kickout of Rebel's running powerslam
finisher.

JV: I'm impressed that he was able to do that.  I was certain that Rebel
just got the first pin there.

[Coldblooded executes a sleeperhold.
Rockin' Rebel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Coldblooded goes for a powerslam, but Rockin' Rebel counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Coldblooded counters it with a duck-down move.
Coldblooded whips Rockin' Rebel into the ropes.
Rockin' Rebel goes for a hiptoss, but Coldblooded counters it with a backslide.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Only a two count with the backslide.

[Coldblooded complains about a slow count.
Coldblooded takes him down with the Stinger Splash.
Coldblooded is bleeding like a faucet.
Coldblooded executes the Revelations and goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: Despite the massive bloodloss, Coldblooded manages to hit his
Northern Lights Bomb finisher to get the first pin.  Matt Compton is
sending the 2 wrestlers to opposite corners to begin the 2nd round.

[They lock up.
Coldblooded takes him down with a flying clothesline.
Coldblooded takes him down with a Victory Roll.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, Heavy Metal distracts Matt Compton.]

JV: Good ol' Matt Compton.  The man with the shortest attention span.

[Matt Compton is back on the job.]

VM: At least he got back on the job quickly.

JV: Yeah but the damage has already been done.  Coldblooded would've won
the match right there.

[Coldblooded nails him with a Thesz press.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded executes a slingshot legdrop.]

VM: Well so far, Rebel hasn't shown any signs of offense this round.
[Coldblooded whips Rockin' Rebel into the ropes.
Coldblooded misses with a kick.
Coldblooded nails him with a spinebuster slam.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: That's it!  Coldblooded managed to get the pin less than a minute
after his first pin.

JI: The winner is Coldblooded, in a time of 7:25.

VM: Well now it's time for what was going to be our main event until the
announcement of the Aires vs. Desperado match.

JV: Well even though it is now being overshadowed, by that match, this
should still be a good one.

JI: The following match is a Mexican Rules Tag Team match.  Introducing
first, being led to the ring by Paul Von Braun, weighing in at a combined
weight of 673 american pounds, here is the team of Phoenix and SWF World
Champion, Doug Bacon!!

[The crowd boos loudly as the three men walks down to the ring.  Phoenix
has a few minor burns on his face.]

JI: And their opponents, being led to the ring by Kim Kelly and Deadly,
weighing in at a combined weight of 543 pounds, here is the team of SWF
Americas Champion Jagged Edge and SWF Tough Man Champion, Lethal!!

[The crowd boos just as loudly as the 3 men and 1 woman make their way
to the ring.  Kim Kelly and Deadly are carrying baseball bats with
them.]

VM: All right let me take this time to explain what Mexican tag team
rules are.  Basically, it's a regular tag team match, except that you
don't need to make a tag to get your partner in.  If you leave the ring,
whether it be because you are thrown out of you leave on your own, your
partner can then enter the ring.

JV: That's going to create some interesting results since both teams
like to take the match outside.

VM: Well the bell has rung and it looks like Bacon and Edge are going to
start things off.

[They lock up.
Doug Bacon catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, kickout.
Doug Bacon whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Doug Bacon hits Jagged Edge with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge falls out of the ring.]

VM: And this is where The rules come into play.  Lethal is already
coming into the ring.

[Lethal enters the ring.
Doug Bacon goes through the ropes.
Phoenix enters the ring.]

JV: It looks like Doug forgot about that, but luckily Phoenix was able
to quickly remember.

                             [Split Screen]

[Outside the ring]                 | [Inside the ring.]
                                   |
[Jagged Edge sets up a table.      | [Phoenix nails Lethal with a
Doug Bacon sets up Jagged Edge on  | clothesline.
the table.                         | Phoenix goes for a DDT, but Lethal
Doug Bacon executes a power bomb   | counters it with backdrop.
through the table.                 | Lethal nails Phoenix with a punch.
The table is broken in half.]      | Lethal stomps on Phoenix's face.]

VM: Bacon just power bombed Edge through the table!

JV: And Lethal is trying to do some damage to Phoenix by stomping on his
burns.

[Doug Bacon whips Jagged Edge into | [Lethal whips Phoenix into the
the guardrail.                     | ropes.
Doug Bacon knocks Jagged Edge into | Lethal tries to hit Phoenix with a
the ringsteps.                     | clothesline, but Phoenix counters
Doug Bacon knocks Jagged Edge into | it with a duck down.
the ringpost.                      | Phoenix takes him down with a
Doug Bacon places Jagged Edge on   | single leg takedown.
the turnbuckle.                    | Phoenix goes for a figure four
Doug Bacon goes for the Fried      | leglock, but Lethal counters it
Bacon, but Jagged Edge counters it | with a kick to the head.
with a throw-off.                  | Lethal bodyslams Phoenix.
Jagged Edge sets up a table.       | Lethal goes for an elbowdrop from
Jagged Edge nails him with a       | the second turnbuckle, but Phoenix
backspin DDT.                      | rolls out of the way.
Doug Bacon takes him down with the | Phoenix bodyslams Lethal.
Doctor Bomb.                       | Phoenix nails him with a facerake.
Doug Bacon grabs the ring          | Phoenix hits him with a elbowsmash.
bell.                              | Phoenix goes for a powerbomb, but
Doug Bacon hits him with the ring  | Lethal counters it with a backdrop.
bell.                              | Lethal picks Phoenix back up.
Jagged Edge is busted wide open.   | Phoenix, Lethal, and the referee
Doug Bacon hits him with the ring  | look outside of the ring to see why
bell.]                             | the bell is being rung.]

JV: Hahahah!!  They thought the match had ended when they heard the bell
hitting Edge's skull!!

[Doug Bacon sets up Jagged Edge on | Lethal hits Phoenix with a lowblow.
the table.                         | Lethal nails him with a reverse
Doug Bacon tries to drive Jagged   | neckbreaker.
Edge through the table with a      | Lethal goes for an elbowdrop, but
brain buster, but he reverses it.  | Phoenix counters it with a
The table did not break.           | roll away.
Doug Bacon is busted wide open.    | Phoenix hits him with an elbowdrop.

VM: Edge was able to reverse that brain buster, and while it didn't send
them through the table, it did cause a nasty gash on the top of his
head.

JV: Actually not going through the table hurts more than going through
the table.

[Paul Von Braun comes from behind  | [Phoenix whips Lethal into the
and distracts Jagged Edge.         | ropes.
Doug Bacon hits him with the ring  | Phoenix goes for a gorilla slam,
bell.                              | but Lethal slides down Phoenix's
Doug Bacon takes a swing at Jagged | back.
Edge with the ring bell, but       | Lethal applies a sleeperhold, but
he gets out of the way.            | Phoenix counters it with a
Jagged Edge snatches the ring bell | jawbreaker.
from him.                          | Phoenix nails him with a
Jagged Edge hits him with the ring | belly-to-back suplex.
bell.                              | Phoenix goes for a legdrop but
Jagged Edge sets up Doug Bacon on  | Lethal counters it with a
the table.]                        | roll away.]

VM: Referee Ceigersmidt has lost all control of this match.

JV: What are you talking about?  there's two men in the ring.  That's
all that really matters in Mexican Rules Tag Team matches.

[Jagged Edge tries to drive Doug   | [Lethal hits Phoenix with a
Bacon through the table with a     | takeover suplex.
Tombstone, but he blocks it.       | Lethal hits him with a
Doug Bacon whips Jagged Edge into  | shoulder block.
the guardrail.                     | Phoenix nails him with a clawhold.
Doug Bacon knocks Jagged Edge into |
the ringpost.                      |
Doug Bacon knocks Jagged Edge into | Lethal breaks the hold after 3
the ringpost.                      | seconds.
Doug Bacon whips Jagged Edge into  | Phoenix whips Lethal into the
the guardrail.                     | ropes.
Doug Bacon goes for a sleeperhold, | Phoenix hits him with a backdrop.
but Jagged Edge blocks it.]        | Lethal falls out of the ring.]

                           [End Split Screen]

VM: And out goes Lethal.

JV: And Edge has seen it too.

[Jagged Edge reenters the ring.
Phoenix tags out to Doug Bacon
Doug Bacon brings the ring bell into the ring.]

VM: Now I'm pretty sure that's against mexican rules.

JV: But you forget that this is also SWF Slaughterhouse, where there are
no-DQ's.

[Doug Bacon nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.
Doug Bacon hits him with the ring bell.
Doug Bacon tags out to Phoenix.
Phoenix and Doug Bacon whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double kick to the midsection.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.]

VM: Some nice brief double teaming there.  I'm impressed that they
didn't stay in longer than the 5 seconds.

[Phoenix whips Jagged Edge into the ropes, but Jagged Edge reverses it.
Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge misses with a shoulderblock.
Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Phoenix blocks it.
Phoenix executes the Razzle Dazzle and goes for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, Lethal makes the save.]

JV: Good move by Lethal there.  He knows that Edge is badly hurt.

[Jagged Edge takes him down with a backspin DDT.
Jagged Edge tags out to Lethal.
Jagged Edge nails Phoenix with a powerslam.
Lethal goes for a flying sunset flip, but Phoenix counters it with a sitdown.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: That didn't work too well for Lethal.

JV: And what the hell was Edge doing just standing there?

[Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Phoenix whips Lethal into the ropes.
Lethal takes him down with a clawhold.
Phoenix reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.]

VM: You would an underground member would know how to get out of that
hold much quicker.

JV: Phoenix wasn't that much in a hurry, Lethal doesn't know how to
apply it right so it wasn't hurting at all.

[Lethal executes a flying cross body press.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Lethal runs into the ropes.
Lethal executes a Vader attack.
Lethal executes a savate kick.
Phoenix bumps into Sean Ceigersmidt.]

VM: And down goes the ref.

JV: Well it was bound to happen at least one of the matches.

[Lethal takes him down with a clawhold.
There is no referee there to ask Phoenix.
Lethal lets go after 14 seconds.]

VM: Even if that move isn't applied 100% correctly, it's still gotta
hurt Phoenix's burnt face.

[Lethal attempts to place Phoenix on the turnbuckle, but Phoenix blocks it.
Sean Ceigersmidt is back on the job.
Lethal nails him with a clawhold.
Lethal lets go after 11 seconds.
Lethal whips Phoenix into the turnbuckle.
Lethal runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Phoenix moves out of the way.
Phoenix tags out to Doug Bacon.]

JV: all right, now Lethal is gonna get his ass whooped by the SWF World
Champ.

[Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon misses with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon hits Lethal with an elbow.
Doug Bacon takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Doug Bacon is bleeding like a faucet.]

VM: That gash on the top of Bacon's head is beginning to bleed pretty
badly.

JV:  That's a good thing.  That's how he gets rid of all that
cholesterol.

[Doug Bacon takes him down with an armbar submission.
Lethal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Doug Bacon whips Lethal into the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon nails him with a clawhold.
Lethal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Doug Bacon executes the Doctor Bomb.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon executes a clawhold.
Lethal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.]

VM: Finally Bacon is able to keep a submission hold on for a decent
amount of time.

[Doug Bacon executes a camel clutch.
Doug Bacon lets go after 20 seconds.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs down a beer.
Doug Bacon is bleeding like hell.
Doug Bacon takes him down with a Victory Roll.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: Lethal barely able to get his shoulder up in time there.

JV: That was a slow count.  Damn that Ceigersmidt.  How can anyone trust
a guy with a name like that?

[Doug Bacon goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Lethal counters it with
a duck-down move.
Lethal whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Doug Bacon hits Lethal with an elbow.
Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
Lethal misses with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon misses with a clothesline.
Lethal misses with an elbow.]

JV: Any day now guys.

[Lethal catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Lethal executes a low blow.
Lethal goes for a bridging back suplex, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a headlock takedown.
Phoenix enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Doug Bacon and Phoenix hit Lethal with a double elbowsmash.
Jagged Edge enters the ring, but gets cut off.]

VM: This is what I don't understand.  Bacon and Phoenix are
double-teaming, but Sean won't let Edge come in.

JV: Well you don't want everyone in the ring at once, otherwise, the ref
will lose control.

[Phoenix catches Lethal in a DDT.
Doug Bacon and Phoenix whip Lethal into the ropes.
They hit Lethal with a double backdrop.
Phoenix leaves the ring.
Doug Bacon nails him with a backdrop driver.
Lethal takes him down with a low blow.]

VM: That'll put a stop to any mans attack.

[Lethal takes him down with a savate kick.
Lethal nails him with a camel clutch.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Lethal executes a flying clothesline.
Lethal runs into the ropes.
Lethal misses with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon hits Lethal with a kick.
Doug Bacon tags out to Phoenix.]

JV: And now here comes the other half of the Underground's SWF chapter.

VM: Funny how when the league started there were four underground
members, and now there's only 2.

[Phoenix and Doug Bacon whip Lethal into the ropes.
They hit Lethal with a double backdrop.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.
Phoenix takes him down with a flying forearm.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Phoenix takes him down with a Victory Roll.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

VM: Again Lethal is barely able to avoid the pin.

[Phoenix goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Lethal blocks it.
Lethal whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Phoenix hits Lethal with an elbow.
Phoenix whips Lethal into the turnbuckle, but Lethal reverses it.
Lethal charges into the corner.
Lethal executes a low blow.
Lethal attempts to place Phoenix on the turnbuckle, but Phoenix blocks it.
Lethal goes for a flying clothesline, but Phoenix counters it with
a duck-down move.
Phoenix goes for a flying forearm, but Lethal counters it with a duck-down move.
Lethal executes a kneebreaker.]

VM: Despite the punishment Lethal has taken, he is somehow managing to
hang in there.

JV: Yeah he's annoying like that.

[Lethal executes the Poison Ivy.
Phoenix reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]

VM: Phoenix was lucky to e able to get out of Lethal's figure
four/mandible claw finisher so quickly.

JV: Why?  Phoenix wouldn't submit to that.

VM: Didn't Phoenix submit to the Vigilante just this past thursday?

JV: The ref was paid off.

[Lethal goes for a Samoan Drop, but Phoenix counters it with an elbowsmash.
Phoenix tags out to Doug Bacon.
Jagged Edge enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Doug Bacon and Phoenix hit Lethal with a double flying headbutt.
Phoenix goes for a Hotshot, but Lethal counters it with a lariat.
Doug Bacon throws Lethal out of the ring.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge enters the ring.]

JV: Oh what a beautiful strategy!  They know that Edge is the one in
worst shape, so they throw Lethal out to get Edge in.  Beautiful!

[Phoenix goes for a backdrop driver, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a backward kick.
Jagged Edge takes him down with a backspin DDT.
Jagged Edge nails him with a jack-knife power bomb.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Lethal enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Lethal takes Phoenix down with a savate kick.
Jagged Edge nails Phoenix with an inverted power bomb.
Lethal leaves the ring.]

JV: See this is where experience in teamwork comes into play.  If Edge
were smart, he would've been smart enough to slide out of the ring at
that point since he's so badly hurt.

[Jagged Edge executes a choke slam.
Jagged Edge attempts to place Phoenix on the turnbuckle, but Phoenix blocks it.
Jagged Edge whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits Phoenix with a kick.
Jagged Edge is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: He doesn't seem to be doing so bad for a hurt man.

JV: Trust me, he's hurt.

[Jagged Edge goes for a spinning power bomb, but Phoenix counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Phoenix executes the Razzle Dazzle and goes for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.]

JV: Told ya!

VM: Edge and Lethal challenged the Underground, and they responded.
Unfortunately for them, they came...Look out!

[Phoenix and Bacon are raising their hands in victory, Deadly and Kim
Kelly toss Lethal and Jagged Edge the bats.
Lethal and Jagged Edge hit Phoenix and Bacon in the back.  They continue
to beat on them.
Jagged Edge sets down his bat and picks up a mic.]

JE: You know what this is Bacon?  The beginning of the end of the once
powerful but never great Underground.

L: I bet you two are sorry for messing with us?!!!?

JV: They did just lose right?

[Lethal hits Phoenix with the bat.
Sandman comes from out of the crowd and enters the ring behind Edge and
Lethal.
Sandman picks up Jagged Edge's baseball bat.]

JE: Are the widdle boys hurt?

[Sandman then strikes Edge in the back of the head with the baseball
bat.
Lethal turns around to see what happened, only to get punched in the
nose.
Sandman hits Lethal in the knee.  Lethal drops down in pain.
Sandman exits the ring, and grabs the SWF Tough Man belt.]

S: Lethal I told you, you wouldn't have this belt for long HA HA HA HA!

VM: Well that was an interesting turn of events.  What the?!

[Doug Bacon limps over to the corner.  He seems to be looking through beer
the bottles.]

VM:  I hardly think this is the time for a beer.

[Doug Bacon pulls out two beers, hands one to Phoenix.
Phoenix and Bacon flip off the tops of their beers, and start pouring the
beer on the heads of Lethal and Jagged Edge.  They start laughing.  Jagged
Edge and Lethal stand up and get ready to charge.  Doug Bacon and
Phoenix rush out of the ring with their hands up in the air in fear.]

DB:  [Screaming]  Don't hurt us, don't hurt us!

JV: What the hell is this?

[Jagged Edge and Lethal stay in the ring, looking at them in anger.]

P: Hey Lethal! [Phoenix pulls a lighter out of his trunks, and lights
it.] Fight fire with fire!

[Phoenix then throws the lit lighter into the
ring.  It lands at the feet of Lethal and Jagged Edge.  The puddle of
the liquid that Bacon and Phoenix poured over them, instantly ignites.
Within seconds, both men are engulfed in flames.  Doug Bacon, and Phoenix
walks off laughing.  Deadly quickly grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and
enters the ring and starts to spray down Lethal and Jagged Edge.]

VM: Well that was a disgusting display of violence.

JV: I rather enjoyed that.

VM: You would.  Well if any of you care, Doug and Phoenix won that in a
time of 10:24.

JV: Really?  It took that long?

VM: Well paramedics are helping Edge and Lethal back to the lockerroom
area, so it's time for our impromptu main event.  Let's go to Julio
Iglesias for this final match.

JI: The following match is a Texas Death rules, Falls count anywhere
match.  Introducing first, from the South Western part de Los Estados
Unidos de America, weighing in at 237 american pounds, here is Jesse
Aires!!

["Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica blares.  But no one emerges from the
entrance.]
VM: Uh-oh.

JI: Ay caramba!  errr, From Amarillo, Texas, Estados Unidos de America,
weighing in at 270 american pounds, here is Desperado!!

["American Pie" by Don McLean blares, but again no one emerges from the
entrance.]

JV: I don't believe.  They no showed again!

VM: Booker Frenck isn't going to be happy about this.  And right after
Desperado had his ban from Slaughterhouse lifted for pulling this stunt.

[Sean O'Brien comes running down to the ring.]

JV: This is exactly what happened before!

JI: Donde esta Desperado y Jesse Aires.

[Sean O'Brien grabs referee Mark Matarese and a cameraman and starts to
pull them back to the lockerrooms.]

VM: Apparently there's something happening in the back that O'Brien
wants them to see.

[They make it into the lockerroom where Desperado and Jesse Aires are
already fighting.  Both men are already bloodied.  Mark Matarese marks
this as the beginning of the match.]

VM: It looks like the match has already begun!

[Desperado goes for a faceslam, but Jesse Aires blocks it.
Jesse Aires executes a vertical suplex.
Jesse Aires nails him with a piledriver.]

VM: I just noticed that Aires is wearing black wrestling tights.  This
is the first time I've seen him wrestle without wearing his jeans.

JV: You're point?

VM: Just an observation.

[Jesse Aires nails him with a bodyslam.
Jesse Aires executes a camel clutch.
Jesse Aires shouts at Desperado.
Desperado breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Jesse Aires is bleeding like a faucet.]

JV: It's a shame we missed them getting busted open.

[Desperado goes for a facebite, but Jesse Aires counters it with a kneelift.
Jesse Aires executes an elbowsmash.
Jesse Aires nails him with a jumping elbow thrust.
Jesse Aires executes a jumping elbow thrust.
Jesse Aires catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.]

VM: Well they couldn't have been going at it for too long if Aires only
got a one count there.

JV: Actually with the amount of adrenaline that is running through these
two men, they could've been going at it since the beginning of the show.

[Jesse Aires takes him down with a camel clutch.
Desperado manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Desperado attempts to place Jesse Aires on the turnbuckle, but Jesse Aires
blocks it.
Desperado nails him with a chokehold.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.]

VM: Desperado is trying to choke Aires to death!!!!

[Jesse Aires executes a jumping elbow thrust.
Jesse Aires goes for a side suplex, but Desperado blocks it.
Desperado executes a chop.
Desperado nails him with a facerake.
Desperado goes for a faceslam, but Jesse Aires blocks it.
Jesse Aires nails him with a piledriver.
Jesse Aires takes him down with a snap suplex.]

VM: These two men should not be allowed to wrestler each other!  The two
times they actually have wrestled, the matches have gone well over 30
minutes each time.

JV: Yeah the first time, both men were left hospitalize, and of course
who can forget the famous Mall Brawl.

[Jesse Aires takes him down with a camel clutch.
Desperado manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Desperado goes for a power bomb, but Jesse Aires blocks it.
Jesse Aires nails him with a hiptoss.
Jesse Aires goes for a fistdrop, but Desperado counters it with a roll away.
Jesse Aires goes for a short lariat, but Desperado blocks it.
Desperado goes for a faceslam, but Jesse Aires blocks it.
Jesse Aires takes him down with a snap suplex.]

VM: Oooh!  Snap suplex onto the hard concrete!

[Jesse Aires nails him with a kick to the midsection.
Jesse Aires takes him down with an elbowsmash.
Jesse Aires misses with a kick.
Desperado nails him with a slap.
Desperado nails him with a DDT.
Desperado goes for a faceslam, but Jesse Aires blocks it.
Jesse Aires takes him down with a back suplex.
Jesse Aires goes for a short clothesline, but Desperado counters it with
a duck-down move.
Desperado tips a locker bank on him.]

VM: Good lord!!  Aires was just crushed by that bank of lockers!

JV: He's fine.  The lockers fell onto that bench, so Aires didn't get
completely crushed.

[Jesse Aires climbs out from underneath the lockers.
Desperado catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.
Desperado takes him down with a vertical suplex.
Desperado goes for a facerake, but Jesse Aires blocks it.
Jesse Aires takes him down with a DDT.
Jesse Aires nails him with a thrust kick to the head.
Jesse Aires knocks Desperado into the bathroom stalls.]

VM: And now they've made their way to the bathroom.

[Jesse Aires whips Desperado into the sink.
Jesse Aires takes him down with a dropkick.
Jesse Aires slams Desperados face into the sink.
Jesse Aires goes for a snap mare, but Desperado blocks it.
Desperado catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.]

VM: A one count!?  A one count?!  After all that they've done to each
other, only a one count?

JV: These two men have such hatred for each other, that they aren't even
feeling the pain of their injuries.

[Jesse Aires misses with a clothesline.
Jesse Aires misses with an elbow.
Desperado misses with a shoulderblock.
Desperado takes him down with a short lariat.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jesse Aires nails him with a hiptoss.
Jesse Aires nails him with a fistdrop.
Desperado executes a clothesline.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: It looks like Aires may be running out of steam.

JV: I'm surprised that they're even bothering to cover each other.

[Desperado takes him down with a fist to the midsection.
Jesse Aires nails him with an atomic drop.
Jesse Aires catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Jesse Aires nails him with a forearm smash.
Jesse Aires nails him with a short lariat.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: And now Desperado is beginning to feel some fatigue.

JV: Well they've been going at for about 8 minutes since we've joined
them, and I'm sure they had been going at it for a while before that.

[Jesse Aires executes a kick to the midsection.
Jesse Aires goes for a dropkick, but Desperado counters it with a side step.
Desperado goes for a faceslam, but Jesse Aires blocks it.
Desperado whips Jesse Aires into the wall.
Jesse Aires comes back, but is met with a clothesline.]

VM: Aires bounced off that wall as if it were one of the ring ropes.
That is incredible!

[Jesse Aires executes a piledriver.
Jesse Aires executes a camel clutch.
Desperado manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jesse Aires is bleeding profusely.
Jesse Aires goes for a kick to the midsection, but Desperado blocks it.
Desperado catches him in a power bomb.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: And that powerbomb onto the tiled floor wasn't enough for a pin.
What really worries me is that even if they manage to pin each, they
still have that 10 count to get back up.

JV: And you know they will.

VM: Who's that coming behind Desperado!?

[Lethal hits Desperado in the back of the head with the baseball bat.
Lethal has some first and second degree burns on him.]

VM: Lethal?!?  This just gets stranger and stranger.

[Lethal turns to Jesse Aires and smiles at him, as if he's returning a
favor.
Jesse Aires glares at him.
Jesse Aires nails Lethal with a kick to the gut.
Jesse Aires hits him with a knee-lift.
Jesse Aires hits him with a swinging punch.
Jesse aires executes the Badlands on Lethal.]

VM: Aires just nailed Lethal with that diving full nelson!  What is
going on?  Lethal helps him out and this is how he repays him?

[Jesse Aires stares at the downed Desperado, shakes his head angrily then
turn to Mark Matarese]

JA: I forfeit this match.

[Jesse aires then walks off.]

JV: What the hell was that?!

VM: Aires has just quit the match!  You and I have seen some strange
stuff on our show Johnny, but this has to be one of the most bizarre.

JV: I can't believe Aires quit the match like that.  I can understand
him maybe getting upset at Lethal for interfering, but you don't forfeit
because of that.

VM: Well as much as I'd like to continue this conversation, I'm afraid
we can't cuz we are about to run out of satellite time.  So for Johnny
"The Muscle" Ventures, I'm Va...[Screen cuts to static]