[Screen fades up to an aerial shot of the MGM Grand Hotel while ZZ Top's
"Viva Las Vegas" plays.  The screen then cuts to several shots along the
strip. including shots of Zamron The Martian with Elvis in front of
Caesars palace, Virgo and Mickey Dee playing blackjack, Doug Bacon
playing craps, Coldblooded trying to sell a baseball bat at a pawn shop,
Phoenix making a pass at a showgirl, Marc Jasper playing video games at
Circus Circus, and Tuk Tuk playing the slot machines.  Screen then cuts
to a shot of Vance McMihn and Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures sitting at a
the announcers desk.]

VM: Good Evening ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to SWF
Slaughterhouse.  Where we are broadcast live from the MGM Grand Hotel in
Las Vegas.  And we have got an exciting lineup for you tonight.  We'll
see Marc Jasper "The Chimera" meet The Reaper again, but this time in a
ladder match where they'll have to grab a bag of poker chips.

JV: Poker chips?

VM: $500 worth.  Which they can either cash in or gamble away.  We'll
also see in a falls count anywhere Black Jack Death match, Virgo and
Pagan.

JV: And by blackjack we're referring to the weapon, not the game.

VM: And in a Fire and Ice Death match, we'll see Phoenix take on
Johnny's protege Tuk Tuk.

JV: No disrespect to Phoenix but my boy Tuk Tuk is going to kick his
ass.

VM: And we will see the 2nd running of the Tough man Gauntlet.  Now
before we get started, there has been a very serious situation in the
SWF.  Booker Frenck held a conference about it last night and SWF owner
Ron Jones held a press conference about it this morning.

[cut to clip.]

Booker Frenck: the commissioner of the Supreme Wrestling Federation, Ron
Yvette, recently went on vacation.  He returned on June 28th.  However, he
has not been seen or heard from since then.  We have tried several times to
contact him but have been unsuccessful.  Nobody knows of his whereabouts.
As a result under article 9-15 of the SWF by-laws, I am hereby assuming the
role of Acting Commissioner during Commissioner Yvette's absence.  We are making
every effort to locate Ron Yvette, and hope that he does turn up somewhere.

[cut to another clip]

Ron Jones: I want to start off by saying that we have no idea
where Ron Yvette is at this time.  However, life must go on, he is our
friend and leader, but I can't and neither could Mr. Frenck sit back and
watch the SWF die because Yvette is on some milk cartons.

[cut back to Vance and Johnny]

VM: This is indeed a very serious situation.  We can only hope that
Commissioner Yvette is ok.

JV: It is a bit disconcerting that the commissioner has just disappeared
but, luckily the rest of the big wigs in the SWF are able to step up and
fill the void for the time being.

VM: Well let's go the ring.  This week, we have famed Boxing Ring
announcer Jimmy Lennon, Jr., as our ring announcer.

JV: I liked that song of his "It's Much Too Late for Goodbyes."

VM: You're thinking of Julian Lennon.

JV: Whatever.

JL: Laaaaaadiieeess and gentlemen.....The following bout is a ladder
match, where the only way to win, is to climb a ladder to grab a bag of
poker chips, valued at fiiiiiiivvvee hundred dollars!  Introducing
first, from Hudson Valley, New York, weighing in at exactly 245 pounds,
here is Marc Jasper, "THEEeeeeee Chimeraaaa"!!
 
["Dream Warriors" by Dokken plays as Marc Jasper makes his way to the
ring.  The crowd cheers him on.]

JL: And his opponent....being led to the ring by his manager, The Ripper,
from Holland, Amsterdam... weighing in at 427 pounds, here is THEEEeeeeee
Reeeeeeaperrrrrrr!!

[A church bell begins to ring as Reaper and Ripper start walking towards
the ring.  The crowd boos loudly.]

VM: Well the ladder has been placed in the ring and the bell has
rung.

[They lock up.
Marc Jasper executes a jumping DDT.
Marc Jasper goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but The Reaper counters it with
a duck-down move.]

VM: Huge duck there by the near 7 footer.

[The Reaper whips Marc Jasper into the ropes.
The Reaper misses with a kick.
Marc Jasper hits The Reaper with a clothesline.
Marc Jasper runs into the ropes.
The Reaper hits Marc Jasper with a clothesline.]

VM: An exchange of clotheslines there.  And now Reaper is going over to
the ladder.  Is he going to climb it already?

[The Reaper hits him with the ladder.]

VM: Oh my!!  Reaper just wacked Jasper in the back with that steel
ladder.

JV: Leave it to the Reaper to turn even these tame gimmick matches into
something hardcore.

[The Reaper throws Marc Jasper out of the ring.
The Reaper goes through the ropes.
The Reaper places Marc Jasper on the guardrail.
The Reaper goes for the Reaper's Piledriver, but Marc Jasper counters it with
a piledriver.]

VM: Jasper dodged a huge bullet there by countering Reaper's finisher.

[Marc Jasper whips The Reaper into the guardrail.
The Ripper comes from behind, but Marc Jasper nails The Ripper.
The Reaper executes a double underhook piledriver.
The Reaper goes for a backspin DDT, but Marc Jasper counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Marc Jasper nails him with a European uppercut.
Marc Jasper takes him down with a bulldog headlock.]

VM: Jasper is doing much better in this match than he did 2 weeks ago.

[Marc Jasper goes for the Dream Weaver, but The Reaper counters it with
a powerslam.
The Reaper takes him down with a spinning power bomb.
The Reaper goes for an armdrag takedown, but Marc Jasper counters it with
a lariat.
Marc Jasper points and laughs at his opponent.]

JV: You're laughing at him because you hit him with a lariat?  sheesh!

[Marc Jasper knocks The Reaper into the ringpost.
Marc Jasper knocks The Reaper into the ringpost.
Marc Jasper points and laughs at his opponent.
Marc Jasper knocks The Reaper into the ringpost.
The Reaper is busted wide open.]

JV: Now that's something to laught at.

VM: The Reaper starts to bleed about one minute into the match.  Too bad
he didn't choose a first blood match.

JV: I'm not sure why Jasper chose a ladder match.  With Reaper being so
much bigger, Reaper has a better chance of grabbing those poker chips.

[Marc Jasper sets up a table.
Marc Jasper chokes him with the table.]

JV: Wow!  Jasper is going hardcore now.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Reaper nails him with a bearhug.
The Reaper places Marc Jasper on the table.
The Reaper executes the Reaper's Piledriver on the concrete floor.
Marc Jasper is out cold.]

VM: Reaper just did that Piledriver finisher of his off the table and
onto the concrete floor.

JV: And Jasper is hurt!

[The Reaper nails him with a DDT.
The Reaper knocks Marc Jasper into the ringsteps.
The Reaper goes for a back suplex, but Marc Jasper counters it with
a cross-body block.
Marc Jasper sets up The Reaper on the table.
Marc Jasper tries to drive The Reaper through the table with an Asai moonsault,
but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.]

VM: Jasper still a bit groggy from that piledriver, and unfortunately the
extra time it took jasper to set up for that Asai moonsault gave Reaper
a chance to get out of the way.

[The Reaper knocks Marc Jasper into the ringpost.
The Ripper comes from behind, but Marc Jasper nails The Ripper.
The Reaper hits him with the table half.]

JV: Jasper shouldn't worry so much about Ripper.  he has his hands full
with Reaper.

[The Ripper comes from behind and distracts Marc Jasper.
The Reaper nails him with a diving shoulderblock.
The Reaper executes a back suplex.
The Reaper whips Marc Jasper into the guardrail.
The Reaper sets up a table.
The Reaper sets up Marc Jasper on the table.
The Reaper executes the Reaper's Piledriver through the table.
The table is broken in half.]

VM: And yet another table is destroyed.  And Jasper is really out of it.

[The Reaper knocks Marc Jasper into the ringsteps.
Marc Jasper is busted wide open.]

JV: And to make things worse, Jasper now has a bloody nose.

[The Reaper takes him down with a piledriver.
The Reaper executes a double underhook backbreaker.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Reaper goes for a piledriver, but Marc Jasper counters it with a backdrop.
The Ripper comes from behind and distracts Marc Jasper.]

VM: Smart move by Ripper.  As soon as Jasper starts to show some
offense, step in and put an end to it.

[The Reaper hits him with the table leg.
The Reaper takes him down with a Tombstone.
The Reaper knocks Marc Jasper into the ringpost.
The Reaper knocks Marc Jasper into the ringpost.
The Reaper hits him with the table leg.]

VM: And reaper is just all over The Chimera.  Jasper should've never
have asked for this rematch.  He was just asking for trouble.

[The Reaper catches him in a power bomb.
The Reaper takes him down with a bearhug.
The Reaper throws Marc Jasper back into the ring.
The Reaper tries to climb the ladder.]

VM: And reaper thinks enough damage has been done and is going for the
poker chips.

[The Reaper is on his way up.
The Reaper is half-way up.
The Reaper is almost on top of the ladder.
The Reaper is in grabbing distance.
Marc Jasper knocks him off the ladder.]

VM: and in a last ditch effort, Jasper pulls Reaper off of the ladder.

[The Reaper goes for a power bomb, but Marc Jasper blocks it.
Marc Jasper tries to climb the ladder.
Marc Jasper is on his way up.
The Reaper pulls him back down.]

JV: Jasper is getting desperate now.  He realizes that he can't hurt the
Reaper so he's just gotta be able to get up the ladder quickly and get
the chips.

[Marc Jasper goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but The Reaper counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Reaper chokes him with the ladder.]

VM: And now Reaper is just choking the life out of Jasper!

[The Reaper gives the sign for the Reaper's Piledriver.
The Reaper places Marc Jasper on the turnbuckle.
The Reaper executes the Reaper's Piledriver.]

VM: And Jasper gets hit with Reapers finisher for the third time
tonight.

JV: And Reaper is smartly going over to the ladder after that.

[The Reaper tries to climb the ladder.
The Reaper is on his way up.
The Reaper is half-way up.
The Reaper is almost on top of the ladder.
The Reaper is in grabbing distance.
Marc Jasper knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.]
VM: And Jasper knocks the ladder over at the last minute and sends
Reaper crashing hard to the mat.

JV: And Reaper looks pissed now.

[Marc Jasper runs into the ropes.
The Reaper takes him down with an armdrag takedown.
The Reaper chokes him with the ladder.
The Reaper is bleeding profusely.
The Reaper takes him down with a bodyslam.
The Reaper hits him with the ladder.]

VM: Right across the ribs with the ladder.  How much punishment can Marc
Jasper take?

[The Reaper goes for a German suplex, but Marc Jasper counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Marc Jasper whips The Reaper into the ropes, but The Reaper reverses it.
Marc Jasper hits The Reaper with a shoulderblock.
Marc Jasper hits him with the ladder.]

VM: And now marc Jasper uses the ladder as a weapon.

JV: Well that really is the only chance he has of winning this match.
He's gotta use these foreign objects to seriously injure Reaper.

[Marc Jasper takes him down with a European uppercut.
Marc Jasper throws The Reaper out of the ring.
Marc Jasper goes through the ropes.
Marc Jasper nails him with a jumping side kick.
Marc Jasper whips The Reaper into the guardrail.
Marc Jasper knocks The Reaper into the ringsteps.
Marc Jasper sets up a table.
Marc Jasper whips The Reaper into the guardrail.]

VM: Jasper getting a second wind and is all over Reaper.

JV: Jasper has climbed the table.  What's he going to do?

[Marc Jasper executes the Dream Weaver on the concrete floor.]

VM: and there's that flying somersault bulldog finisher of Jaspers.  But
is it enough?

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Ripper comes from behind, but Marc Jasper nails The Ripper.
Marc Jasper sets up The Reaper on the table.
Marc Jasper executes a moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.]

VM: And Jasper has just driven Reaper through the table!!

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Marc Jasper knocks The Reaper into the ringsteps.
Marc Jasper sets up a table.]

VM: And he's going to go for it again!

JV: He better not get to greedy.

[Marc Jasper executes a jumping side kick.
Marc Jasper chokes him with the table.
Marc Jasper knocks The Reaper into the ringsteps.
The Ripper comes from behind, but Marc Jasper nails The Ripper.
The Reaper places Marc Jasper on the table.
The Reaper executes the Reaper's Piledriver on the concrete floor.]

JV: Ripper decides to step in and put an end to Jasper's onslaught.

[The Reaper sets up Marc Jasper on the table.
The Reaper tries to drive Marc Jasper through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
Marc Jasper goes for the a jumping elbow thrust, but The Ripper shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
The Reaper catches him in a power bomb.]

VM: Ripper threw Jasper off the turnbuckle and Reaper caught him in
mid-air to nail him with that powerbomb!!

[The Ripper comes from behind and distracts Marc Jasper.
The Reaper places Marc Jasper on the turnbuckle.
The Reaper executes the Reaper's Piledriver on the concrete floor.
Marc Jasper is out cold.]

JV: There's Reaper Piledriver #5.

VM: Again Jasper is unconscious.  This match really should be stopped
before he sustains any serious injuries.

[The Reaper throws Marc Jasper back into the ring.
The Reaper hits him with the ladder.
The Reaper places Marc Jasper on the turnbuckle.
The Reaper catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Marc Jasper executes a leg lariat.]

JV: Jasper just stunned Reaper!  I think Reaper thought he was out for
good!

[Marc Jasper tries to climb the ladder.
Marc Jasper is on his way up.
Marc Jasper is half-way up.
Marc Jasper is almost on top of the ladder.
Marc Jasper is in grabbing distance.
Marc Jasper dives for the belt, but he misses.]

VM: Jasper was a little shaky going up that ladder and ends up missing
by several feet.  No doubt the result of all the head trauma that jasper
has sustained.
[The Reaper nails him with a kick to the midsection.
Marc Jasper kicks him in the nads.
Marc Jasper takes him down with a flying spinning leg lariat.
The Reaper throws Marc Jasper out of the ring.]

JV: Reaper decides to put an end to this comeback by Jasper by taking it
outside.

VM: and so far Reaper has just dominated on the outside.

[The Reaper goes through the ropes.
The Reaper chokes him.
The Reaper goes for a German suplex, but Marc Jasper blocks it.
Marc Jasper executes a legsweep.
Marc Jasper sets up The Reaper on the table.
Marc Jasper tries to drive The Reaper through the table with a moonsault,
but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.]

JV: Reaper playing smart.  Why waste all your energy if your opponent
is going to make stupid mistakes and injure themselves.

[The Reaper chokes him with the table leg.
The Reaper executes a double underhook piledriver.
The Reaper reenters the ring.
Marc Jasper tries to climb in.]

VM: Jasper on the outside of apron but here comes Reaper!!

[The Reaper nails him with a flying Tomahawk.
Marc Jasper falls off the apron and crashes into the guardrail.]

VM: Oh My!!  Jasper's back bent the wrong way when he hit that
guardrail.

[Marc Jasper tries to climb back in.
The Reaper goes for a flying Tomahawk, but Marc Jasper counters it with
a fist to the midsection.]

VM: Jasper was ready for him that time.

[Marc Jasper runs into the ropes.
The Reaper and Marc Jasper get hit with a double clothesline.]

VM: Both men go down but Reaper is back on his feet almost instantly.

[The Reaper tries to climb the ladder.
The Reaper is on his way up.
The Reaper is half-way up.
The Reaper is almost on top of the ladder.
The Reaper is in grabbing distance.
Marc Jasper pulls him off the ladder.]

VM: Jasper gets back on his feet just in time.
JV: Reaper is getting a little frustrated that he can't put Jasper away.

[Marc Jasper takes him down with a kick to the head.
Marc Jasper executes a jumping side kick.
Marc Jasper chokes him with the ladder.
Marc Jasper takes him down with a handspring elbow.]

VM: And Jasper is again fighting back.  You gotta give the kid some
credit for not quitting.

[Marc Jasper takes him down with a slingshot somersault splash.
The Ripper enters the ring and hits Marc Jasper with a chair.
Marc Jasper is out cold.]

VM: And now Ripper decides to help Reaper out by knocking Jasper
unconscious with that chair.

JV: Well, it is a no DQ match so he can do whatever he wants.

VM: and now Reaper is taking advantage by going for the ladder.

[The Reaper tries to climb the ladder.
The Reaper is on his way up.
The Reaper is half-way up.
The Reaper is almost on top of the ladder.
The Reaper is in grabbing distance.
The Reaper has retrieved the bag of poker chips.]

JV: And Reaper has won the match.

VM: While I will say that Reaper did dominate that match, it is a shame
that he had to win because of Rippers interference.

JL: Here is your winner, The Reeeeeeaperrrr, in a time of 14:01.

JV: I'm just surprised that Jasper was able to stay alive that long.

[Paramedics rush down to the ring.  They put a neck brace on Marc Jasper
and strap him to the backboard and carry him out to an ambulance.]

VM: We will try to update you on Jasper's condition as soon as we hear
anything.  Well let's go back up to Jimmy Lennon, Jr. for the next
match.

JL: Laaaaadies and Gentlemen.....This next bout is a falls count
anywhere blackjack death match.  Introducing first, being led to his
manager, Aissa, from Neeeewwww Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 246
pounds, heeeeeeere is Paaaagaaaaan!!

["Death Wish" by Christian Death blares as Pagan and Aissa make their
way to the ring.  The crowd boos loudly.]

JL: His opponent, from Kingston, Onnnntario, Canada, weighing in at 275
pounds, here is Virrrrrrgooooooo!!
["Thunderstruck" by AC/DC as Virgo comes down to the ring slapping hands
with the fans.  the fans cheer him on.]

VM: Both men have been giving their blackjacks and the bell has rung.

[Virgo hits him with the Blackjack.]

JV: Virgo's not wasting anytime using that blackjack.

[Virgo goes for a punch, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan executes a waistlock suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pagan executes a swinging punch.
Pagan runs into the ropes.
Mickey Dee pulls down the top rope.]

VM: And Mickey Dee makes his presence known early in the match.

[Virgo jumps onto him with a Shooting Star, but Pagan moves out of the way.
Virgo is out cold.]

VM: Ooh!  And Virgo goes headfirst into the guardrail and is knocked
unconscious.

[Aissa hands Pagan the brass knuckles.
Pagan hits him with the knuckles.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, Mickey Dee distracts Matt Compton.]

JV: And Compton's short attention span comes into play once again.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pagan nails him with a spinning power bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Pagan takes him down with a spinebuster slam.
There is no referee to count.]

VM: Mickey Dee continues to talk to Compton about Star Trek, thus
preventing him from making the count.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pagan throws Virgo over the guardrail.
Pagan takes him down with a single-leg takedown.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Pagan throws Virgo over the guardrail.]

JV: They're getting pretty close to the doors that lead out to the main
casino.

[Pagan goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Virgo counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Virgo whips Pagan into the guardrail.
Virgo executes a faceslam.
Pagan is busted wide open.]
VM: And that faceslam into the concrete causes blood to come gushing out
of Pagan's nose.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Virgo hits him with the knuckles.
Virgo catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
There is no referee to count.]

JV: Compton and Mickey Dee must be having quite the conversation.

Matt Compton: I'm telling you, Star Trek Voyager is a great show!  That
cliff hanger last year was.....

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Virgo hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Virgo grabs the ring bell.
Virgo hits him with the ring bell.]

JV: DING!

[Virgo nails him with a faceslam.
Virgo reenters the ring.
Pagan follows him back in.
Matt Compton is back on the job.]

VM: And Compton finally notices that the men are still wrestling.

[Pagan leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Pagan takes a swing at Virgo with the chair, but he gets out of the way.
Virgo snatches the chair from him.
Virgo takes a swing at Pagan with the chair, but he gets out of the way.
Pagan snatches the chair from him.
Pagan hits him with the chair.]

JV: Whew!  I thought that missing and grabbing was going to go on for
a while.

[Pagan executes the STF.
Virgo manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Virgo goes for a faceslam, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan places Virgo on the turnbuckle.
Pagan nails him with a superplex.
Pagan throws Virgo out of the ring.]

VM: And Pagan takes it back outside.

[Pagan jumps onto him with a plancha, but Virgo moves out of the way.
Pagan is out cold.]

JV: This time Pagan hits the guardrail headfirst.  When are these morons
gonna learn to not do those dives outside the ring?

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mickey Dee comes from behind and distracts Pagan.
Mickey Dee tosses Virgo a broom handle.
Virgo hits him with the broom handle.
Virgo is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.]

VM: The broom handle only gets a one count.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Virgo goes for a hiptoss, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan sets up a table.
Pagan sets up Virgo on the table.
Pagan executes a Tombstone through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: Despite being driven through the table, Virgo is able to get a
shoulder up.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pagan executes a waistlock suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
Pagan nails him with a single-leg takedown.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pagan throws Virgo over the guardrail.
Pagan nails him with a spinebuster slam.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Virgo just barely able to kickout there.

[They're brawling down the aisle.
Pagan executes a single-leg takedown.
Pagan hits him with the Blackjack.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling down the aisle.]

JV: they're heading for the casino doors!

[Pagan takes him down with a waistlock suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Pagan executes a Vader attack.
Pagan and Virgo go crashing through the doors.]

VM: And they're in the Casino now.

[Pagan nails him with a swinging neckbreaker.
Pagan takes him down with a forearm to the back.
Pagan goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Virgo blocks it.
Virgo goes for a dragon suplex, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan takes him down with a takeover suplex.
Virgo is busted wide open.]

VM: and that suplex between the slot machines busts Virgo open.

JV: Hey, who's that green guy in the tux?

[Zamron comes walking out from behind the slot machines in a tux, carrying
a covered silver platter.  He makes his way over to where Virgo and
Pagan are wrestling, pausing to polish the platter once in a while with a
neon green handkerchief.]

VM: This ought to be interesting.

[Zamron removes the cover with a flourish, revealing the chunk of
Martian rock that Tolok has been bringing to the ring.  Zamron will then 
smash the silver platter-cover down onto the head of Virgo.

JV: Room service!!

[Zamron sets down the chunk of rock and pound the platter into Virgo's
face causing the platter to bend.

VM: And Pagan is just standing there, almost like he's in shock.

JV: Well it's not every day you se a guy dressed like an alien in a
tuxedo carrying a silver platter.

[Zamron slams the platter and it's cover together on Virgo's skull.]

JV: I guess Zamron is trying out for first cymbals in the National
Symphony.

[Zamron places a pair of his trademark springy antenna on Virgo.
Zamron picks up the Martian rock and starts to walk off.]

VM: So what was the purpose of the rock?

[Pagan grabs Zamron by the shoulder.
Zamron spins around and clobbers Pagan on the side of the head with the
Martian rock.]

VM: oh.

[Zamron walks off and disappears between the slot machines.]

JV: I think Zamron went back to watch the footage of Nasa's Mars probe.

[Pagan picks up a slot machine.
Pagan hits him with the slot machine.
Quarters spill out everywhere.]

JV: Jackpot!!

[Virgo goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Pagan blocks it.
Mickey Dee comes from behind, but Pagan nails Mickey Dee.
Aissa comes from behind and distracts Virgo.]
JV: Hail hail the gang's all here!

[Pagan goes for a Tombstone, but Virgo reverses it.
Pagan re-reverses it.
Pagan hits him with the slot machine.
Pagan hits him with the slot machine.
Pagan nails him with a stomp.]

VM: Pagan turning this match into a real hardcore match.

JV: Funny part is how they've both given up the blackjacks for something
more vicious.

[Pagan grabs the roulette wheel.
Pagan hits him with the roulette wheel.
Pagan takes a swing at Virgo with the roulette wheel, but he gets out of
the way.
Virgo snatches the roulette wheel from him.
Virgo hits him with the roulette wheel.
Virgo goes for a backbreaker, but Pagan blocks it.
Virgo executes a jack-knife power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Pagan barely able to get out after that jack-knife power bomb.

[Virgo executes an armbar submission.
Pagan submits immediately.

Matt Compton counts: one, Pagan gets back to his feet.]

JV: Smart move by Pagan.  Submit instantly to get out of the hold, then
get back to your feet.

[Virgo grabs a deck of cards.
Virgo hits him with the deck of cards.]

JV: 52 pick-up!

VM: That was a rather poor choice of weapons.

[Virgo nails him with a dropkick.
Aissa comes from behind and distracts Virgo.
Mickey Dee comes from behind and distracts Pagan.]

JV: Everybody's distracted.

[Pagan goes for a spinning power bomb, but Virgo counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Virgo sets up Pagan on the blackjack table.
Virgo executes a power bomb through the blackjack table.
The blackjack table is broken in half.]

JV: And pagan didn't even say "Hit me!"

VM: Why must you always tell these horrible jokes?

JV: It's in my contract.

[Virgo goes for an armbar submission, but Pagan blocks it.
Aissa comes from behind, but Virgo nails Aissa.
Pagan goes for a Tombstone, but Virgo reverses it.
Pagan re-reverses it.
Pagan grabs a pair of dice.
Pagan throws the dice at Virgo.]

JV: Ooh, Snake eyes!

[Virgo takes him down with a DDT.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Virgo catches him in a dragon suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And there's a pin by Virgo.  Now let's see if Pagan can get back to
his feet.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Pagan
gets back to his feet.]

VM: It took a while, but Pagan manages to stagger back to his feet.

[Virgo grabs a compulsive gambler.
Virgo throws the compulsive gambler at him.
Virgo flings Pagan over a row of slot machines.
Mickey Dee comes from behind, but Pagan nails Mickey Dee.
Virgo hits him with the slot machine.]

VM: And again, the SWF wrestlers manage to do severe damage to the
location of the card.

[Pagan executes a German suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Close call there for Virgo.

[Virgo whips Pagan through the doors and back into the arena.
Virgo runs at Pagan.
Pagan takes him down with a Japanese armdrag takedown.
Aissa comes from behind, but Virgo nails Aissa.]

VM: And for the 2nd week in a row, Aissa has gotten hit.  And she wasn't
very happy after Deaf Leopard hit her last week.

[Pagan attempts to place Virgo on the turnbuckle, but Virgo blocks it.
Pagan goes for a piledriver, but Virgo blocks it.
Virgo whips Pagan into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Virgo executes a springboard lariat.
Pagan bumps into Matt Compton.]
That nice springboard lariat off of the guardrail sends Pagan crashing
into referee Matt Compton.

[Virgo grabs the ring bell.
Virgo hits him with the ring bell.
Virgo takes him down with a springboard lariat.
Virgo hits him with the ring bell.
Virgo hits him with the ring bell.
Virgo hits him with the ring bell.]

VM: Virgo getting a bit vicious.

JV: I like this side of Virgo.  He should be like this more often.

[Virgo is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Mickey Dee throws a bucket of water on Matt Compton.
Matt Compton is back on the job.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

JV: Good job there by Mickey dee to wake up the ref.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, Pagan gets back to his
feet.]

VM: Pagan makes it back to his feet again.  I am always impressed by the
amount of punishment these men can take.

[Virgo executes a hiptoss.
Virgo goes for the Face Plant, but Pagan counters it with an armbar submission.
Pagan flings Virgo over a row of chairs.]

VM: Pagan spins Virgo around while in that armbar submission and sends
him crashing over a row chairs.

[Aissa hands Pagan a broom handle.
Pagan hits him with the broom handle.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And pagan gets a pin with a little help from a foreign object.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Virgo
gets back to his feet.]

JV: But Virgo is also able to get back up.

[They're brawling in mid-arena.
Pagan goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Virgo counters it with an
enzuilariato.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Virgo executes a choke slam.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Virgo goes for a choke slam, but Pagan blocks it.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Virgo catches him in a dragon suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And another pin by dragon suplex for Virgo.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Pagan
gets back to his feet.]

VM: and again Pagan somehow manages to get to his feet.

[Virgo takes him down with a faceslam.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Virgo nails him with a clothesline.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Virgo goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Pagan counters it with a backdrop.
Aissa hands Pagan a night stick.
Pagan hits him with the night stick.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.]

JV: They're just wandering all over the arena aren't they?

[Aissa comes from behind and distracts Virgo.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Pagan goes for a Vader attack, but Virgo counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Virgo knocks Pagan into the arena wall.]

VM: And Pagan hit that concrete wall hard!

[Mickey Dee comes from behind and distracts Pagan.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Pagan executes a side suplex.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Pagan goes for a vertical suplex, but Virgo blocks it.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Mickey Dee hands Virgo a hammer.
Virgo hits him with the hammer.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Virgo hits him with the hammer.
Virgo goes for a backbreaker, but Pagan blocks it.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.]

JV: I think the soles of their boots are gonna be worn out after this
match.

[Pagan sets up a table.
Pagan executes a takeover suplex.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Mickey Dee hands Virgo the ring bell.
Virgo hits him with the ring bell.]

VM: I think the SWF should consider coming up with a an alternative to
the ring bell.  Maybe a buzzer.  Anything that cant be used as a weapon.

[Virgo goes for a springboard lariat, but Pagan counters it with a powerslam.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, Mickey Dee distracts Matt Compton.
Pagan goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Virgo counters it with an
elbowsmash.
Aissa comes from behind, but Virgo nails Aissa.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.]

JV: Now they're approaching our broadcast location.

[They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Pagan nails him with a spinebuster slam.]

VM: And a painful spinebuster on the stairs.

JV: Yeah but Compton is still down on the ground floor.

VM: Compton sees the pin and is running up the stairs.

[There is no referee to count.
Matt Compton is back on the job.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And Pagan gets another pin.  However Virgo had a chance to rest
while Matt ran up the stairs.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six,]

JV: I don't think he's going to make it back up.

[seven, eight, nine, ten.]

VM: That's it!  pagan has won this grueling match against Virgo.

JL: The winner is Paaaagaaaaan. in a time of 23:04.

[Desperado walks out after the match, with a huge smirk on his face.]

VM: Uh-oh.  Desperado is here again, despite his banishment from
Slaughterhouse.

[Desperado goes to the ringside table and grabs a chair from underneath the
timekeeper then runs up the stairs near the broadcast booth.  He walks in
front of the announcer's table and smash the chair onto it, damaging some
monitors and messing up paperwork royally]

VM: Hey!  We need those!!  Johnny!  Do something!!

JV: Oh sure, whenever there's something you don't like, you want me go
take care of it.  But it's not ok for me to do it when you don't want me
too.

Desperado:  Well Booker.  You want to threaten me with lawsuits or
charges?  I say, fine.  Whatever you feel like.  Let me help you.

[He grabs another TV and smashes it on the ground.]

Desperado:  Now excuse me, I got some pansy ass to take care off.

[He turns around and runs right at Virgo, who doesn't notice him.
Desperado smashes the chair right into him.  Virgo goes tumbling down
the stairs.  Mickey Dee comes running at Desperado only to get hit with
the chair.  Desperado picks up the stunned Virgo and gives him the Desperate
Measures right onto the chair.  He nudges Virgo off the chair with his foot.
He picks up the chair and as officials flood the ring, they get met with
some chair shots.]

Desperado:  Virgo, SWF.  Consider this a belated Birthday gift.

JV: When was Virgo's Birthday?

VM: I'm not sure.

[he smacks Virgo one more time for good measure and walks off still
holding the chair.]

VM: Well I'm sure Booker Frenck isn't going to be happy about that.  And
speaking of Booker Frenck, please welcome him now.

[Booker Frenck walks over to the broadcast booth, sits down and puts on a
pair of headsets.]

JV: Good, you're here.  Now I can go get ready for the next match.

[Johnny gets up and leaves.]

VM: Well any comments on what just happened Mr. Frenck?

JV: Desperado will be punished for his actions.  let's just go to the
next match shall we?

JL: Laaadieees and Gentlemen....this bout is a Fire & Ice Death match.
The ropes will be lit on fire and both competitors will be given a block
of ice.  Introducing first from Naaaameless, Tennessee, weighing in at
333 pounds, here is Phoeeeeeeeeenixxxxxx!!

["Shitlist" by L7 blares as Phoenix makes his way to the ring.  The
crowd boos.  He notices a college student in University of Tennessee
shirt holding out a Phoenix poster and a pen.  Phoenix stops.  takes the
pen and poster from the kid.]

VM: Well this is a pleasant change.  Phoenix stopping to give a guy his
autograph.

[Phoenix then crumples up the poster and starts to shove it down the
guys throat.  Security guards come running out and pull him off of the
UTenn Student.  Phoenix then continues to the ring.]
JL: And his opponent, being led to the ring by Johnnyyyyyy "The
Muscleee" Vennnnturrrreeesssss, from the arctic circle, weighing in at
350 pounds, here is Tuk Tuk, the Eskimoooooooooo!!

["Blood on the Ice" by Anvil blares as Johnny and Tuk Tuk walk down to
the ring. as the crowd boos loudly.]

VM: Well both men are in the ring and have been given their blocks of
ice.  And here comes the roadie to light the ropes.

[A large masked man comes down to the ring with a torch and lights each
of the ropes on fire.]

VM: The bell has rung!

[They lock up.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo scrapes Phoenix's face across the burning rope.]

VM: Tuk Tuk introducing Phoenix to the fire right off the back.

BF: Now that's a ropeburn!

VM: You crack me up Brian.

BF: You're such a suck up McMihn.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a facebite, but Phoenix counters it with a
kneelift.
Phoenix grinds Tuk Tuk The Eskimo's face across the burning rope.
Phoenix whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the burning rope.
Phoenix takes him down with a jumping DDT.
Phoenix goes for a Samoan Drop, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails him with a kneelift.]

VM: So how did you come up with this match Brian?

BF: Well we got Phoenix who has the obsession with fire, and we got
Nanook, I mean Tuk Tuk here who is from the arctic, and I thought to
myself, "self, we got two opposites here.  Let's see them in action
against each other." and I decided to throw in both heat and cold
elements into the match.

VM: Very interesting.  You are very good with coming up with these
matches.

BF: You're not getting that raise.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a facebite, but Phoenix counters it with a
kneelift.
Phoenix goes for a DDT, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with a backdrop.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits him with the Ice Block.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Phoenix into the burning rope.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with a low blow.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Phoenix into the turnbuckle.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails him with a DDT.]

VM: Phoenix is getting some rather severe burns on his back.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo places Phoenix on the turnbuckle.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for the Harpoon, but Phoenix counters it with
a crotch slam.
Phoenix whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the turnbuckle.
Phoenix charges into the corner, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo moves out of the
way.]

VM: And phoenix gets a face full of fire after that miss.  Both men
showing some first degree burns.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits him with the Ice Block.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with a knee to the back.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits him with the Ice Block.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo grinds Phoenix's face across the burning rope.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo throws Phoenix out of the ring.]

VM: Tuk Tuk taking it outside where the fire won't do any harm to him.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits him with the Ice Block.
Phoenix is busted wide open.]

BF: Ahhh, more blood.  good for the ratings.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Phoenix into the guardrail.
Johnny Ventures hands Tuk Tuk The Eskimo the kayak paddle.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits him with the kayak paddle.]

VM: Did we ever find out who stole all those props from the wrestlers?

BF: To the best of my knowledge, no.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with an elbowdrop from the second
guardrail.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo places Phoenix on the guardrail.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for the Harpoon, but Phoenix counters it with
a belly-to-belly superplex.]

VM: Phoenix managing to avoid Tuk Tuk's finisher.

[Phoenix hits him with the Ice Block.
Phoenix takes him down with a chinlock deathlock submission.
Phoenix takes him down with a Hotshot.
Phoenix executes a figure-four leglock.
Phoenix whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the guardrail.
Phoenix hits him with the Ice Block.
Phoenix executes a fist to the midsection.
Phoenix sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phoenix hits him with the Ice Block.
Phoenix sets up Tuk Tuk The Eskimo on the table.
Phoenix tries to razzle dazzle Tuk Tuk The Eskimo through the table,
but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.]

VM: And the table move backfires drastically.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Phoenix into the guardrail.
Desperado comes running down to ringside, still carrying the chair.
Desperado hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with the chair.]

VM: Again Desperado making his presence known.  What actions are you
going to take Brian?

BF: He will be punished.  That's all I can tell you right now.

[Johnny Ventures levels Desperado with a clothesline.
Desperado and Johnny Ventures start brawling.
Phoenix whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phoenix nails him with a short clothesline.
Phoenix reenters the ring.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo follows him back in.
Phoenix is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Phoenix nearly gets the pin as Tuk Tuk reentered the ring.  And
Desperado and Johnny are still fighting outside.

[Phoenix nails Tuk Tuk with a jumping elbow thrust.
Desperado bodyslams Johnny Ventures.
Phoenix takes Tuk Tuk down with a dropkick to the knee.
Johnny Ventures hits Desperado with a vertical suplex.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Phoenix into the burning rope.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo places Phoenix on the turnbuckle.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes the Harpoon and goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And Tuk Tuk gets the first pin with that top rope piledriver of his.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, Phoenix gets back to his feet.]

VM: But Phoenix quickly gets back to his feet.

[Phoenix whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the burning rope.
Phoenix goes for a Hotshot, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with a lariat.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a kneelift, but Phoenix counters it with a side
step.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo rakes Phoenix's face across the burning rope.
Johnny Ventures and Desperado are brawling outside the ring.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes Phoenix down with a kick to the midsection.
The masked roadie comes over and breaks up the fight between Johnny
Ventures and Desperado.
Desperado tries to charge Johnny Ventures again, but the masked roadie
takes a swing at him with the torch.
Desperado smirks at Johnny Ventures and heads back to the ring.]

VM: Well that was an unusual turn of events.  A roadie breaking up a
fight.

BF: Well just goes to show ya that anything can happen in the SWF.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a kick to the midsection, but Phoenix blocks it.
Phoenix nails him with a double chickenwing submission.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Phoenix takes him down with a powerslam.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: Nice powerslam for the pin.

[Matt Compton counts: one, Tuk Tuk The Eskimo gets back to his feet.]

VM: Tuk Tuk springs back to his feet.

BF: I wouldn't say spring, he is 350 pounds remember.

[Phoenix whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the burning rope.
Phoenix executes a front-layout superplex.
Phoenix whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the burning rope, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
reverses it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes a backbreaker.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits him with the Ice Block.]

VM: And the ice side of the match coming back into play.

BF: But as expected, the ice block a bit smaller now since it has melted
a bit from the heat of the burning ropes.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes a DDT.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo places Phoenix on the turnbuckle.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes the Harpoon and goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And Tuk Tuk gets another pin after his finisher.  I don't know if
Phoenix is going to be able to make it back up again.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,]

BF: I'm impressed.  I didn't think Tuk Tuk had it in him.

[nine, Phoenix gets back to his feet.]

VM: NO!  Phoenix barely manages to stagger to his feet in time.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with a low blow.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo grinds Phoenix's face across the burning rope.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with a slap.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Phoenix into the burning rope, but Phoenix reverses
it.
Phoenix grinds Tuk Tuk The Eskimo's face across the burning rope.
Phoenix executes the Razzle Dazzle and goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

VM: and now Phoenix razzle dazzles his way to a pin.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five,]

VM: Tuk Tuk is up on one knee.

[six, seven, eight, nine,]

VM: Tuk Tuk is almost up on his feet.  NO!  He just collapsed!!

[ten.]

VM: And that is it.  Phoenix wins this very brutal match.

BF: That was a good fight.

JL: Here is your winner, Phoeeeeeenix, in a time of 9:15.

[The masked roadie pulls out a fire extinguisher and puts out the ropes.
Lethal comes running down to the ring.
He enters the ring and hits Tuk Tuk with a DDT
Lethal throws Tuk Tuk out of the ring.]

VM: and yet some more extra-curricular activities.  Do you have any
plans to stop these attacks?

BF: Why?  Their good for the ratings.  Fans love this stuff.

[Deadly runs down the aisle as well and hits Tuk Tuk with a baseball
bat.
Johnny Ventures runs over to help Tuk Tuk.
Deadly enters the ring.
Johnny Ventures checks on Tuk Tuk.
Lethal hits Phoenix with a clothesline.
Lethal applies a camel clutch on Phoenix.
Deadly starts slapping Phoenix.]

VM: Don't you think that 2 on one is a bit much though Brian?

BF: Phoenix knows this better than anyone.  It's all part of wrestling.
And Phoenix ain't gonna bitch about this.  He and his Underground
buddies have attacked many people while outnumbering them.

[Deadly hits Phoenix in the knee with the baseball bat.
Deadly taps Lethal on the shoulder and Lethal releases the camel clutch.
Lethal then drags Phoenix to the corner and slaps a figure four leglock
around the ring post.
BF: Never seen that done before.

[Deadly jumps out of the ring and takes the mic away from Jimmy Lennon,
Jr.]

Deadly: As you all have learned by now, we ALWAYS keep our promises.. Lethal
said that Phoenixs' knee hadn't seen the last of him and here we go, how
does it feel? 

[Deadly shoves the mic in Phoenixs' face, Phoenix slaps him while screaming
in pain]

Deadly: You're gonna pay for that... Lethal, how about something more
painful? how about the POISON IVY?

BF: Why is Phoenix gonna pay for screaming?

VM: I think he was probably referring to something else.

[Lethal lets go of the leglock and slides back into the ring.
He pulls Phoenix to the middle of the ring.
He executes a figure four leglock and then shoves the mandible claw down
Phoenixs' throat.
Deadly is jumping up and down in the ring with a look of pure joy on his
face]

Deadly: Oh yea, Phoenix, in a short while you're gonna be facing Zahadum in
the IWF, you got your title shot so why don't you sign the contract for a match
with
Lethal? YOU ARE A COWARD! sign the damn match so Lethal can slap that
Poison Ivy on you and hear you submit too!

[Lethal releases the hold and stands up and takes the bat from Deadly, he
swings it, but intentionally misses Phoenix, Lethal kicks Phoenix and walks
back to the locker rooms with Deadly]

VM: Well that was a despicable display.

[The masked roadie enters the ring and checks on Phoenix who is holding
his knee in pain.
The masked roadie grabs the mic that Deadly dropped in the ring.
The roadie pulls back the mask to reveal that he is The Vigilante.]

VM: The Vigilante!!  What is he doing here?!?!  I thought he was banned
from appearing on this show.

BF: Well one of the things I did as acting commissioner was lift the ban.
Otherwise, I would've had to ban him from all of the shows because of
conflict of interests, and that would be unfair.  But I didn't think he
would be here.  I heard he was still in New Jersey training.

Vig: Hey Punk!  Bet you thought you had seen the last of me.  Looks like
you've made a couple more enemies during my absence.  How does it feel
to be on the receiving end of these attacks.  You're not so tough now
that almost all of your Underground buddies have fled the SWF are you?
I originally came out here to attack you, but someone's already beaten me
to the punch.  No pun intended.  Also it looks like you and I get to play
tag team this Thursday.  And we want you to be in good shape for that match
don't we?  Long story short.  I'm back, and ready to hand out some
justice.  May I suggest you take this time to confess your crimes and
ask for a light sentence.

[Vigilante storms off into the lockerrooms.]

VM: Well I for one am glad that the Vigilante is back.  Maybe now these
senseless attacks will end.

[Johnny Ventures comes back to the broadcast booth.]

JV: What a ripoff.  Tuk Tuk clearly had Phoenix beaten.  But Compton was
a bit slow on that count.  Such is life I guess.

BF: So how's Tuk Tuk?

JV: He's fine.  aside form a couple 1st and 2nd degree burns.

BF: Well if you guys will excuse me.

[Booker Frenck gets up and leaves]

JV: What I want to know is why the Vigilante broke up the fight between
me Desperado?

VM: I'm surprised he didn't go after Desperado himself.  I would've
thought that Desperado would be Public Enemy #1 in Vig's eyes.

JV: Speak of the devil.

[Desperado saunters out with crowbar in one hand and a microphone in the
other.  As he makes his way to the ring, security tries to escort them. 
he hits one of them with the crowbar and the rest of them back off.  He
climbs in the ring amidst some boos.]

Desperado:  Ahh, shut the fuck up.  I got some stuff to say and you
should all shut up before I kick the crap outta ya.  I ran Booby Joe out
of this fed.  Aires, ahhh.   Ronnie Martin. HA!!  However, some dumb
asswipe named Booker Frenck bans me from this show.  You know why?  Cuz
he knows I am the TOUGHEST SOB in the SWF.  I don't need some fancy
Razzle Dazzle crap or to call myself some stupid alien.  Maybe Zamron
needs to take his ass back down to mexico and lay of some of the Tequila 

[The crowd rains boos down]

Desperado:  I come here and kick ass.  It's that fucking simple.  Since
Little Man Frenck decided to ban me from wrasslin here, I probably won't
be competing in this 'gauntlet'  Doesn't matter that I beat Brian
Christine or Bobby Joe.  Doesn't matter that our Tough Man Champ,
Patricia, is too damn afraid of me.  
[he takes something out of his pocket, a contract]

Desperado:  Since I can't OFFICIALLY wrestle in this building, here's the
deal.  Any sorry ass who thinks they can cut it, wrassle me in an
UNNOFFICIAL match. A lights out match so to speak.  No ref.  The first
person to be out for a 10 count loses.  And, the person I'd like to
count that 10 count, is Booker Frenck.  So Booker, if you got the guts,
come on down.  If you want, I'll let you pick the opponent, and it's that
simple.

["Cities on Flame" by Blue Oyster Cult blares as Booker Frenck emerges
from the entrance.  The crowd pops.  Booker Frenck walks down to the
ring.  He grabs a mic from Jimmy Lennon, Jr.  Booker Frenck then enters
the ring.]

BF: Well How ya doin' Despy?  First, you'll be happy to know that the
cost of replacing all the equipment you destroyed earlier along with a
hefty fine will be taken out of your next couple paychecks.  Hope you
got a lot of money saved up in the bank.  Now, Desp, you seem to be a bit
confused about why you were banned from Slaughterhouse.  it's not
because you're this big bad fighting machine like you say.  I will
admit, that when you came here and started fighting, you were good.
Your first 2 matches with Jesse Aires are 2 of the highest rated matches
in SWF history.  I banned you from Slaughterhouse because you stopped
being that big bad fighting machine.  I sign you and Aires up for the
main event, and what happens?  Neither of you show.  A couple weeks
later, I again reschedule the match.  And what happens?  You REFUSED to
fight.  that doesn't sound like the toughest SOB in SWF to me.  Simple
fact is that the last 2 times I've scheduled you to wrestle, you've decided
not too.  That is why you were banned from Slaughterhouse.  Now, with
the disappearance of Yvette, I am now Acting Commissioner, and I could
ban your ass from all SWF shows.  But guess what.  I'm not gonna do
that.  Instead, I'm gonna accept your little proposal.  This Saturday
Night on SWF Slaughterhouse, you'll have your unofficial death match.
Here's what's at risk.  You win, Your ban from Slaughterhouse is lifted.
You lose, then you don't ever show your face here again.  Not to
wrestle, not to attack, not even to watch as a spectator.  You agree to
those terms?

D: Hell yeah.  I will kick ANYONE's ass at anytime.  Let's see some of
these toughmen and you'll see what I mean.  I am ready willing and able.
Let's get it on.  Who are you sending out to try to get rid of me next
week?

BF: A man who also recently had a ban on Slaughterhouse.  A man who you
had a little skirmish with earlier but probably didn't even know it.
That man is.....The Vigilante!!

[The crowd pops]

D: Bring him on.  I'll kick his ass just like I have everyone else's.

BF: Then show up and wrestle on Saturday.

D: I'll be there.

[Desperado then walks out of the ring and heads back to the
lockerrooms.]

BF: Well now that that is over, let's find out who are competitors are
for the Tough Man Gauntlet.  Jimmy, Will you do me the favor of
choosing 2 names.

[Jimmy Lennon Jr. reaches into the hat and pulls out a piece of paper.]

JL: The first contestant is Colllllldblooooooded!!

[Coldblooded and John Smooth walk towards the ring.  The crowd gives a
mixed reaction.  Jimmy Lennon grabs another piece of paper.]

JL: His opponent, Leeeeethaaaaalllll!!

[Lethal and Deadly walk to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.]

VM: All right, we have our first 2 competitors for the Gauntlet.

JV: I'm still in shocked that Booker Frenck is letting Desperado wrestle
next week.

VM: Well he has the chance of getting rid of Desperado from
Slaughterhouse for good.

[They lock up.
Coldblooded executes a tiger driver.
Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout.]

VM: Coldblooded going for the quick win.

JV: Well that's the way you need to go.  Remember the winner then has to
try to make it through 2 handicap matches after this.

[Lethal whips Coldblooded into the ropes.
Coldblooded nails him with a lariat.
Coldblooded executes a Thesz press.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: And Coldblooded seems to be using your strategy Johnny.

[Coldblooded executes a kick to the midsection.
Coldblooded nails him with a swinging neckbreaker.
Coldblooded takes him down with a dropkick to the knee.
Coldblooded goes for a figure-four leglock, but Lethal counters it with
a small package.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Lethal almost caught Coldblooded off guard.

JV: I bet lethal wishes he hadn't wasted his energy on Phoenix earlier.
[Lethal attempts to place Coldblooded on the turnbuckle, but Coldblooded
blocks it.
Lethal takes him down with a double chickenwing submission.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Lethal executes a kneebreaker.
Lethal executes the Poison Ivy.]

VM: and there's that mandible figure four finisher of Lethal's.  This
could be it.

JV: Coldblooded is pretty close to the ropes.

[Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Lethal catches him in an inside cradle.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Lethal, undaunted by Coldblooded's refusal to submit, tries to catch
him with that inside cradle.

[Lethal complains about a slow count.
Lethal nails him with a scorpion deathlock.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.
Lethal nails him with the STF.
Coldblooded breaks the hold after 13 seconds.]

VM: Lethal using quite the arsenal of submission moves.

[Coldblooded executes a kick to the midsection.
Coldblooded nails him with a Victory Roll.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Lethal thought he was in control and was taken totally by surprise
by that victory roll.

[Coldblooded nails him with a powerslam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Coldblooded goes for a flying clothesline, but Lethal counters it with
a duck-down move.
Lethal runs into the ropes.
Lethal nails him with a flying clothesline.
Lethal places Coldblooded on the turnbuckle.
Lethal nails him with a belly-to-back superplex.]

VM: Nice superplex there.

[Lethal nails him with a bow-and-arrow submission.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Lethal executes a clawhold.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Coldblooded places Lethal on the turnbuckle.
Coldblooded takes him down with a superplex.
Coldblooded is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Coldblooded seems to be bouncing back.

[Coldblooded complains about a slow count.
Coldblooded takes him down with a splash.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded whips Lethal into the ropes.
Lethal misses with a shoulderblock.
Coldblooded executes a swinging neckbreaker.
Lethal places Coldblooded on the turnbuckle.
Lethal takes him down with a belly-to-back superplex.
Lethal executes a dropkick to the knee.
Lethal nails him with a kneelock submission.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.]

VM: Lethal again going for those submission moves.

[Lethal runs into the ropes.
Lethal hits Coldblooded with an elbow.
Lethal nails him with a camel clutch.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Lethal attempts to place Coldblooded on the turnbuckle, but Coldblooded
blocks it.
Lethal places Coldblooded on the turnbuckle.
Lethal goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Coldblooded counters it with
a power bomb.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

JV: You know what just occurred to me?

VM: What?

JV: A little over a week ago, there was a historic boxing match.  And
we've gone over 3 matches without making one Tyson joke.

VM: That's impressive.

[Coldblooded catches him in a flying legdrop.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Coldblooded executes a tiger driver.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded runs into the ropes.
Lethal executes a clawhold.
Lethal lets go after 27 seconds.]

VM: Again another submission move be Lethal.

JV: But why did he let go?  He should've kept it on until Coldblooded
gave up.

[Lethal attempts to place Coldblooded on the turnbuckle, but Coldblooded
blocks it.
Lethal nails him with a cobra clutch.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Lethal places Coldblooded on the turnbuckle.
Lethal goes for a top-rope DDT, but Coldblooded counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
Coldblooded goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Lethal counters it with
a side step.
Lethal executes a dropkick to the knee.
Lethal goes for a kneelock submission, but Coldblooded counters it with
a kick to the head.
Coldblooded throws Lethal out of the ring.]

VM: And yet another match goes outside.

[Coldblooded goes through the ropes.
Coldblooded goes for the Revelations, but Lethal counters it with
an inside cradle.
Lethal takes him down with a low blow.
Lethal whips Coldblooded into the guardrail.
They're brawling on the floor.
Coldblooded takes him down with a German suplex.
Coldblooded goes for a bulldog headlock, but Lethal blocks it.
Lethal nails him with a Vader attack.
Lethal throws Coldblooded back into the ring.]

JV: Damn no blood loss yet.

[Lethal executes a low blow.
Lethal attempts to place Coldblooded on the turnbuckle, but Coldblooded
blocks it.
Lethal whips Coldblooded into the ropes, but Coldblooded reverses it.
Lethal hits Coldblooded with a shoulderblock.
Lethal goes for a kneebreaker, but Coldblooded blocks it.
Coldblooded nails him with a sleeperhold.
Lethal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Coldblooded nails him with a flying clothesline.
Coldblooded nails him with a Victory Roll.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.]

VM: Whoa!!

JV: Coldblooded pulled that out of nowhere.

JL: The winner is Coldblooded, in a time of 9:05.

VM: Now Coldblooded has to take on 2 wrestlers.

[Booker Frenck and Jimmy Lennon, Jr. reenter the ring.]

BF: Congrats Coldblooded.  Jimmy, would you be so kind to pick out his
next two competitors.

[Jimmy reaches into the hat and pulls out 2 names.]

JL: His opponents are, Virgo, and SWF World Champion, Dooouuuuuug
Baaaconnnnnn!!

[Doug Bacon, Paul Von Braun, Virgo and Mickey Dee make their way to the
ring.]

VM: This ought to be interesting.  I don't think Virgo and bacon care
that much for each other.

[Doug Bacon attacks Coldblooded before the bell.
Virgo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Virgo nails Coldblooded with a dropkick.]

JV: But they got the double teaming down pretty well.

VM: Actually it wouldn't surprise me if Virgo was trying to hit Doug.

[Doug Bacon nails Coldblooded with a double chickenwing submission.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Virgo leaves the ring.
Doug Bacon whips Coldblooded into the ropes, but Coldblooded reverses it.
Doug Bacon hits Coldblooded with a backdrop.
Coldblooded falls out of the ring.]

VM: and outside they go.

[Doug Bacon goes through the ropes.
Doug Bacon executes an elbowsmash.
Coldblooded knocks Doug Bacon into the ringpost.
Coldblooded sets up a table.
Doug Bacon knocks Coldblooded into the ringpost.
Coldblooded is busted wide open.]

JV: All right!!  more blood.  It's a shame there wasn't any blood in
that last match, otherwise we would be batting a thousand right now.

[Coldblooded takes him down with a lariat.
John Smooth hands Coldblooded the Scythe of Truth.
Coldblooded hits him with the Scythe of Truth.
Coldblooded hits him with the Scythe of Truth.
Doug Bacon is busted wide open.]

VM: And that blade goes scraping across Doug's chest and draws some
blood.

[Paul Von Braun comes from behind, but Coldblooded nails Paul Von Braun.
Doug Bacon sets up Coldblooded on the table.
Doug Bacon executes the Fried Bacon through the table.
The table is broken in half.]

JV: that's it.  This match is over.

[Doug Bacon knocks Coldblooded into the ringpost.
Coldblooded takes him down with a bulldog headlock.
Coldblooded hits him with the Scythe of Truth.
Coldblooded hits him with the Scythe of Truth.]

VM: Don't count Coldblooded out just yet.  Especially if he has that
scythe.

[Coldblooded goes for a splash, but Doug Bacon counters it with a knee
pull-up.
Doug Bacon reenters the ring.
Coldblooded follows him back in.
Paul Von Braun tries to interfere, but John Smooth prevents him from doing
so.
Coldblooded nails him with a short lariat.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Coldblooded almost caught Doug there.

JV: Nah, you don't pin Doug that easily.

[Coldblooded takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Doug Bacon takes him down with a flying forearm.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Doug Bacon tags out to Virgo.]

VM: And in comes Virgo.

JV: Hopefully he's rested up from his earlier match.

[Virgo and Doug Bacon hit Coldblooded with a double armbar submission.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.
Virgo climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Coldblooded nails him in the stomach.
Virgo falls onto the top turnbuckle.]

JV: That always hurts.

[Coldblooded nails him with a superplex.
Coldblooded is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded hits him with the Scythe of Truth.
Virgo is busted wide open.]

VM: Virgo puts his arm up to block the scythe, only to get a deep cut in
the forearm.

[Coldblooded takes him down with a bulldog headlock.
Coldblooded executes a Thesz press.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded nails him with a figure-four leglock.
Virgo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Coldblooded goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Virgo counters it with
a side step.
Virgo executes an enzuigiri.
Virgo runs into the ropes.
Coldblooded hits Virgo with an elbow.
Coldblooded whips Virgo into the ropes, but Virgo reverses it.
Coldblooded hits Virgo with a kick.
Coldblooded goes for a German suplex, but Virgo blocks it.
Virgo nails him with an armbar submission.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Doug Bacon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]

JV: This ought to be interesting.  How well can they actually perform as
a team?

[Virgo and Doug Bacon hit Coldblooded with a double Russian legsweep.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.]

JV: That's it?  Sheesh!

[Virgo executes the STF.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Coldblooded is bleeding like hell.
Virgo nails him with a faceslam.
Virgo runs into the ropes.
Coldblooded nails him with a lariat.
Coldblooded yells "You test my abilities well...But, the Truth is coming".
Coldblooded hits him with the Scythe of Truth.]

VM: He wasn't kidding.

[Coldblooded whips Virgo into the ropes, but Virgo reverses it.
Virgo hits Coldblooded with a backdrop.
Virgo takes him down with a back suplex.
Virgo whips Coldblooded into the ropes.
Coldblooded hits Virgo with a backdrop.
Coldblooded catches him in a Northern Lights suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded complains about a slow count.
Coldblooded yells "You test my abilities well...But, the Truth is coming".
Coldblooded executes a kick to the midsection.
Coldblooded hits him with the Scythe of Truth.]

JV: Mental note: Next time Coldblooded says that, run for cover.

VM: I want to know why Matt hasn't even attempted to throw the scythe
out of the ring.

JV: Would you attempt to take a scythe away from a guy swinging it
around?

VM: No.

JV: All right then.

[Virgo goes for a flying clothesline, but Coldblooded counters it with
a duck-down move.
Coldblooded catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Coldblooded attempts to place Virgo on the turnbuckle, but Virgo blocks it.
Coldblooded is bleeding profusely.]

VM: All three men in the ring are bleeding heavily.

JV: Yeah, isn't it great?

[Coldblooded takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Coldblooded places Virgo on the turnbuckle.
Coldblooded nails him with a belly-to-back superplex.
Coldblooded is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Coldblooded nails him with a tiger driver.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: A couple near pins there by Coldblooded.

[Coldblooded complains about a slow count.
Coldblooded whips Virgo into the ropes.
Coldblooded hits Virgo with a shoulderblock.
Coldblooded whips Virgo into the ropes, but Virgo reverses it.
Mickey Dee trips Coldblooded.
Matt Compton warns Mickey Dee.
Matt Compton is back on the job.]

JV: How about that?!  Matt warned Mickey and went right back to the
match.

VM: I wonder why he didn't do that earlier.  In the Virgo Pagan match,
Matt was talking up a storm with Mickey.

[Virgo goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Coldblooded
counters it with a side step.
Coldblooded places Virgo on the turnbuckle.
Coldblooded executes a superplex.
Coldblooded runs into the ropes.
Virgo misses with a kick.
Virgo goes for a hiptoss, but Coldblooded blocks it.
Coldblooded takes him down with a Tombstone.
Coldblooded hits him with the Scythe of Truth.
Coldblooded takes him down with a tiger driver.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: And Virgo just barely able to get out of that pin.

JV: This would be a huge upset if Coldblooded wins this handicap match.

[Coldblooded whips Virgo into the ropes.
Virgo hits Coldblooded with a backdrop.
Virgo whips Coldblooded into the ropes.
Virgo hits Coldblooded with a clothesline.
Coldblooded falls out of the ring.
Virgo jumps onto him with a Shooting Star, but Coldblooded moves out of the way.
Virgo is out cold.]

JV: He made that same mistake earlier.  Those who can not remember the
past are doomed to repeat it.
[Coldblooded whips Virgo into the guardrail.
Mickey Dee comes from behind and distracts Coldblooded.
Virgo goes for a bodyslam, but Coldblooded counters it with a small package.
They're brawling on the floor.
Mickey Dee comes from behind and distracts Coldblooded.
Virgo whips Coldblooded into the guardrail.
Virgo nails him with a back suplex.
Virgo knocks Coldblooded into the ringpost.]

VM: Virgo beginning to fight back.

JV: Yeah but he really needs to tag Bacon in when he gets back in.

[Virgo nails him with a springboard lariat.
Virgo goes for a clothesline, but Coldblooded counters it with a duck-down
move.
Coldblooded reenters the ring.
Virgo follows him back in.
Coldblooded is bleeding like hell.
Coldblooded nails him with a sleeperhold.
Virgo submits immediately.]

VM: Virgo submitted!

JV: Amazing.  Coldblooded single handedly beat the SWF Champ and Virgo.

[Bacon and Paul Von Braun make some derogatory statements at Virgo and
Mickey Dee as they head back to the ring.]

JL: The winner is Coldblooded, in a time of 7:07.

BF: All right, congrats again Coldblooded.  Just one more match to go.
You win this, you get a shot at the Tough Man belt next week.  Jimmy...

[Jimmy reaches into the hat and pulls out three names.]

JL: his opponents are...Tuk Tuk the Eskimo, Jagged Edge, and Sandman!!

[The three men along with Kim Kelly head towards the ring.]

VM: You're not going down to be with your boy Tuk Tuk?

JV: nah, he can handle this himself.

[They lock up.
Coldblooded whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with a choke slam.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with a Big Leg Drop.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with an elbowsmash.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Coldblooded into the ropes.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo misses with an elbow.
Coldblooded hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with an elbow.]

VM: I notice Tuk Tuk has a fair amount of bandages on him.
JV: They're for the burns he sustained.

[Coldblooded goes for a Hotshot, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with a
lariat.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with a choke slam.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes a backbreaker.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes a backbreaker.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails him with a choke slam.]

JV: That's it kid.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes him down with a Big Leg Drop.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo throws Coldblooded out of the ring.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes through the ropes.
They're brawling on the floor.
Coldblooded goes for the Revelations, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with
a throw-off.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo places Coldblooded on the turnbuckle.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes the Harpoon on the concrete floor.
Coldblooded is out cold.]

JV: hahahaha!!  All right.  See?  I told you he could handle this by
himself.

[They're brawling on the floor.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Coldblooded into the guardrail.
Coldblooded is busted wide open.]

JV: BLOOD!!

[Coldblooded whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the guardrail.
They're brawling on the floor.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails him with a knee to the back.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo reenters the ring.
Coldblooded follows him back in.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo tags out to Jagged Edge.]

VM: It looks like Tuk Tuk has had enough.

JV: He's being nice.  He's softened Coldblooded up and now Edge can put
him away.

[Jagged Edge and Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hit Coldblooded with a double choke slam.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge catches him in a power bomb.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

JV: C'mon Edge!  Don't blow it!

[Jagged Edge places Coldblooded on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jagged Edge places Coldblooded on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge goes for a top-rope DDT, but Coldblooded blocks it.
Coldblooded throws Jagged Edge off the turnbuckle.
Coldblooded takes him down with a dropkick to the knee.
Coldblooded goes for a figure-four leglock, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a small package.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And that is it.  A nice try by Coldblooded, but a three on one match
was just too much.

JV: Yeah, and that win was courtesy of Tuk Tuk.  Edge almost blew that.

VM: Sandman didn't even have to enter the ring.

JV: Yeah, you're right.

JL: The winners are Jagged Edge, Tuk Tuk The Eskimo and Sandman, in a time
of 2:47.

VM: Well that wraps it up for this episode of Slaughterhouse.  Well see
you again this Saturday.

[fade to black]








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