[Screen fades up to a black and white shot of an old gymnasium with a
wrestling ring.  The chairs around the ring are in complete disarray.
The ring itself is in bad shape.  There are holes in the mat.  The ring
apron has several tears, and one of the turnbuckles is completely broken
and all of the ropes are sagging.  An old janitor with a pushbroom
walks into the screen while sweeping the ring area.  The camera starts
to zoom in as he stops and pauses for a second.  The janitor then moves
a chair and reaches down to pick something up.  The scene cuts to an
over the shoulder shot of the Janitor picking up a dusty, tarnished
belt.  The janitor dusts off the belt to reveal that it is the SWF
Toughman belt.  He then throws it into the ring.  The camera follows the
belt in slow motion as it flies through the air towards the ring.  Scene
cuts to a close up shot from above of the belt landing in the center of
the ring.  It lays there for a second, then the belt starts to eminate a
gold glow.  Blue lightning bolts shoot out from the belt to all parts of
the ring as "Resurrection" by Brian May starts to play.  The scene cuts back
to the black and white wideshot.  As the blue lightning bolts shoot across
the ring, the ring transforms back into mint condition with a whiteish
glow against the black and white gym.  The scene then starts to
show shot of wrestlers performing moves.  The wrestlers are partially
transparent and also have a white glow to them, giving them a ghostlike
appearence.  Among the shots is Sandman applying his sleeperhold.  Gods Tears
nailing someone with a flying reverse elbowdrop.  Boom-Boom powerbombing his
opponent.  Rock 'n Roll Animal bodyslamming a wrestler.  Equalizer executing
the Face Plant.  Moon Dog Gator howling in the middle of the ring.  Mr. Shhh
hitting a wrestler with a superkick.  The Living Dead executing the Autopsy.
Tom Pho punching someone.  The Thugz nail a guy with a double superkick.
The screen then dissolves to the SWF Slaughterhouse logo.]

VM: Hello and welcome to the sold out RCA Dome in Indianapolis, Indiana.
I'm Vance McMihn, and with me, as always, is Johnny "The Muscle"
Ventures.

JV: The pleasure is all yours.

VM: And tonight we have a great line-up.  The Artful Dodger will be
making his Slaughterhouse debut against the enviable Giant Killer.  And
we have not one, but two tag teams making their debut here in the SWF
tonight.  And in the main event, Equalizer will be facing "Tiger" Tom
Pho for the SWF Tough Man Belt.

JV: But that's only half the excitement going on in the SWF.  The
stables are crashing left and right here in the SWF.  Trinity is all but
gone.  We all saw Mr. Shhh turn his back on Trinity at Ides Of March.
Sandman has also followed suit.  And just recently, "Tiger" Tom Pho said
adios to the Triple Threat Kliq.

VM: Plus we all know that the Original Gangsta, who was the cornerstone
of the Gangstas has left the SWF.  So don't be surprised if the Gangstas
crumble.

JV: Well Animal has always been considered the leader of The Gangstas,
but that was back when he had the World Belt.

VM: And with the current trend of stables collapsing, the gangstas are
sure to go.  well it's time to go our special guest ring announcer,
Indianapolis Colt Runningback, Marshall Faulk.

[Marshall Faulk makes his way to the ring.  The crowd cheers him on.]

MF: All right.  How are you all doing?  This first match is a 2 out of
three falls steel cage match.  ["Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes starts to
play.]  Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager,
Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is
The Artful Dodger!!

[The two men make their way down to the ring.  Artful Dodger ignores
the crowd who is booing loudly as he enters the cage.  The music fades
out and "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts to play.]

MF: And his opponent, from Greenland, weighing in at 250 pounds, here is
Giant Killer!!

[Giant Killer emerges from the entrance and he makes his way down to the
ring.  The crowd is cheering him on as he enters the cage.]

VM: All right we're going to see two of the smaller men in the SWf right
now.  Didger is only 5'6, and Giant Killer is only 5'8.

JV: It's SWF's very first midget match!

VM: They're not that short!

JV: In this sport, yes they are.

[They lock up.
The Artful Dodger uses a backbreaker on Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer hits a chop on The Artful Dodger.
Giant Killer hits a slap on The Artful Dodger.
Giant Killer goes for a snap suplex, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a small package.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: The Giant Killer is at a bit of a disadvantage.  I think this is the
first time he has ever wrestled someone smaller than him.

[The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger uses a clothesline on Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger executes a tiger driver on Giant Killer.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is cheering on The Artful Dodger.]

VM: Dodger very proud of himself after that Tiger Driver.

JV: I have a hard time believing that he played professional baseball.

[The Artful Dodger puts Giant Killer in a choke against the ropes.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger scrapes Giant Killer's face across the cage.
Giant Killer is busted wide open.
The Artful Dodger nails Giant Killer with a slingshot facebuster.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
The Artful Dodger rakes Giant Killer's face across the cage.]

VM: He hasn't played pro baseball.

JV: Then why is he calling himself a Dodger?

[The Artful Dodger hits a spinning DDT on Giant Killer.
The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.
The Artful Dodger grinds Giant Killer's face across the cage.
The Artful Dodger whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Giant Killer.]

VM: So far it's been all Dodger.

JV: Well GK is a Giant Killer.  Not a midget killer.  He didn't have a
chance.

[The crowd is giving The Artful Dodger a standing ovation.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place Giant Killer on the turnbuckle, but
Giant Killer blocks it.
The Artful Dodger goes for the Sammartino slingshot, but Giant Killer
blocks it.
Giant Killer punches The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger hits Giant Killer.
The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
Giant Killer punches The Artful Dodger.]

JV: GK's going to have to do a lot more than a couple punches if he
wants to get a win here tonight.

[There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.
Giant Killer punches The Artful Dodger.
There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.
Giant Killer catches The Artful Dodger in a sleeperhold.
The Artful Dodger is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

VM: Giant Killer with a sleeper now.

JV: But he's way too close to the ropes.

[The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Giant Killer goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a facerake.
The Artful Dodger uses a Western lariat on Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger gets the Ziplock on Giant Killer.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger whips Giant Killer into the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer comes back and rocks The Artful Dodger with a clothesline.
Giant Killer hits The Artful Dodger with a kick to the head.]

JV: Damn!  Giant Killer almost took his head off with that kick.

[Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Giant Killer with a kick.
The Artful Dodger uses a jumping neck snap on Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd erupts.
The Artful Dodger puts Giant Killer in a scorpion deathlock.
Giant Killer is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

VM: Dodger Deathlock!  And right in the middle of the ring.  Referee
Matt Compton now asking GK is he wants to give up.

[The Artful Dodger lets go after 14 seconds.]

JV: He just let go of the hold.  That was stupid.

VM: Dodger now picking GK up into a bulldog headlock.

[The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.]

VM: Oh my!! Running bulldog into the steel cage.

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

JV: And the score is Dodgers 1, Giants 0.

VM: Giant Killer is now back on his feet and is ready to go for the
second fall.

[They lock up.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Giant Killer with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger grinds Giant Killer's face across the cage.
The Artful Dodger takes Giant Killer down with a ropeburn.
The Artful Dodger punches Giant Killer.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.
The Artful Dodger kicks Giant Killer.]

JV: You sure he was ready?

VM: I thought he was.

[The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
The Artful Dodger chops Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
The Artful Dodger executes a spinning DDT on Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
Giant Killer is bleeding like a faucet.
The Artful Dodger goes for an Indian deathlock, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer hits The Artful Dodger with a flying forearm.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: GK takes Dodger by surprise with that flying forearm.

[Giant Killer complains about a slow count.
There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.
Giant Killer nails The Artful Dodger with a snap suplex.
The crowd is really behind Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger goes for a backbreaker, but Giant Killer counters it with
a facerake.
Giant Killer is bleeding profusely.]

JV: And while the Dodgers and the Giants are looking pretty good here, I
still say that the Tigers are the team that's going all the way to
capture the pennant.

[Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger goes for a clothesline, but Giant Killer counters it with
a duck-down move.
Giant Killer scrapes The Artful Dodger's face across the cage.
Giant Killer uses a flying forearm on The Artful Dodger.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.]

JV: Out at first!

[The crowd is going crazy.
Giant Killer nails The Artful Dodger with a running powerslam.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind Giant Killer all the way.
Giant Killer takes The Artful Dodger down with an inverted atomic drop.
Giant Killer is bleeding profusely.
Giant Killer uses a fireman's carry on The Artful Dodger.
Giant Killer uses a DDT on The Artful Dodger.
Giant Killer takes The Artful Dodger down with a spinning power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

JV: And it's high pop fly.  But Dodger is there to make the catch.  A
friendly reminder from Miller Light, friends don't let friends drive
with Gods Tears.

VM: Uh, Johnny, this is a wrestling match.

JV: Shut up McMihn.  I'm trying to put together a demo reel.  The
Detroit Tigers are looking for a new color commentator.

[Giant Killer goes for a flying forearm, but The Artful Dodger counters it
with a duck-down move.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place Giant Killer on the turnbuckle, but
Giant Killer blocks it.
The Artful Dodger uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Giant Killer.
The Artful Dodger catches Giant Killer in the STF.]

VM: STF in the middle of the ring.  This one could be over.

[The Artful Dodger lets go after 21 seconds.]

VM: Dodger just dropped the hold.  And now he's going for the door.  But
this is a pifalls only match and the door is locked.

[The Artful Dodger starts fiddling around with the door.]

VM: What the?  He's trying to pick the lock on the door!

[The Artful Dodger manages to pick the lock and opens the door.  He
wanders out to the floor.  Westminister comes over to him.]

JV: And here comes the manager.  No doubt thinking about bringing in a
relief pitcher.

[Westminster hands The Artful Dodger a baseball bat.  Artful Dodger then
re-enters the cage and heads over to Giant Killer who is just now
getting to his feet.]

JV: Art Ful now at bat for the Dodgers.  And here's the windup.  The pitch,
the swing!

[The Artful Dodger hits Giant Killer with the baseball bat.]

JV: It could go all the way!!

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

JV: A home run to win the game!

[The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.]

MF: The winner is The Artful Dodger!!  In a time of 7:16!

VM: Dodger gets the win after taking full advantage of the no-dq rule.
And now what?  Flash is now coming down to the ring.

JV: A fan has run onto the field.  We obviously need better security at
this ball park.

[Flash enters the cage.  He grabs Referee Matt Compton who was about to
walk over.  He drags him over to Giant Killer who is still lying on the
mat.  Flash then lies down ontop of Giant Killer.]

Flash: Make the count moron!

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

Flash: Thank you!

[Flash then storms out of the cage over to where Marshall Faulk is
standing.  Flash hands him a piece of paper.]

Flash: Read it!!

MF: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match is Too Sexy The
Giant Killer Killer Flash.

[Flash gets a smug look on his face and walks off.]

VM: Well I don't know what he was trying to prove there as that was by
no means an official match.

JV: And the final score is Dodgers 2, Giants 0.  Make sure you stay tuned to
the post game show.  Now heres a look at what's happening in other
sports.

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Announcer:  This week in SWF Motorsports, brought to you by Pennzoil.
This week at Talledega, the SWF #11 car got it's 5th win of the season
when in the final lap, driver Jim Drury passed Jeff Gordon for the lead.
Meanwhile the T.w.O. #0 car never even made it out of the pits.  This
has been an SWF Motorsports update.
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VM: All right.  Welcome back.  Now we get to see some of the new tag
talent SWF has brought in.  Let's send it back down to Marshall Faulk.

MF: Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag match is scheduled for one
fall under regular SWF rules.  ["Loch Lomond" starts playing.]
Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 pounds, here
are The Highlanders!!

[Piper Jones and Jay Foley emerge from the entrance and make their way
down to the ring.  The crowd gives them a mild reaction.  They enter the
ring as the music dies down and "Madman" by Silverchair starts to play.]

MF: And their opponents, being led to the ring by their manager,
Crazygirl, here are Madness!!

[The three emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring.
Madman and Insanity slap hands with the fans on the way.  The corwd is
cheering them on.]

VM: Ok, the bell has rung.  And it looks like it's going to be Madman
and Jay Foley starting things off.

[They lock up.
Madman uses a choke slam on Jay Foley.
Madman hits a running powerslam on Jay Foley.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: And Madman is wasting no time on Foley.

JV: Hey is Jay related to David Foley from Kids In The Hall and News
Radio?

VM: uh...no.

[Madman is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Madman hits a choke slam on Jay Foley.
There are lots of chants for Madman.
Madman goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Jay Foley hits Madman with a Northern Lights suplex.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Jay Foley nails Madman with a fist to the midsection.
Piper Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]

VM: And the Highlanders are the first to do some double teaming.  So
what can you tell us about this new tag team Johnny?

JV: I wouldn't say the Highlanders are new.  They've been around for
several months.

[Piper Jones uses a thrust kick to the head on Madman.
Jay Foley goes for a German suplex, but Madman counters it with a
backward kick.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Madman uses a double underhook suplex on Jay Foley.]

VM: Not them.  Madness.

JV: Hell if I know.  You think I actually waste my time doing research?

[Madman whips Jay Foley into the turnbuckle, but Jay Foley reverses it.
Jay Foley charges into the corner.
Jay Foley goes for a diving elbow smash, but Madman counters it with
a duck-down move.
Madman tags out to Insanity.]

VM: And in comes Insanity.

[Insanity executes a kneelift on Jay Foley.
Insanity hits a side suplex on Jay Foley.
Insanity executes a kneelift on Jay Foley.
Insanity uses a waistlock suplex on Jay Foley.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: The Highlanders are having a bit of trouble now.  But you don't want
to give them an opeing because they are a very dangerous tag team.

JV: Excuse me while I try to contain my laughter.

[Insanity is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Insanity places Jay Foley on the turnbuckle.
Insanity goes for a top-rope DDT, but Jay Foley counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is cheering on Jay Foley.
Jay Foley is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: And that's exactly what I'm talking about.  Insanity took too long
and Foley took advantage and almost got the win.

[Jay Foley takes Insanity down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is really behind Jay Foley.]

VM: And Foley with another huge move.

[Insanity executes a fisherman suplex on Jay Foley.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, shoulder up.
Insanity hits Jay Foley with a waistlock suplex.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Insanity tags out to Madman.]

VM: And after a couple pin attempts, Insanity tags in Madman.

JV: Ooooh Yeah!

[Insanity hits Jay Foley with a spinning DDT.
Insanity is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Madman executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Jay Foley.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, kickout.
Madman and Insanity whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jay Foley with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Jay Foley hits them with a double clothesline.]

VM: Foley doing an excellent job fighting off the double team.

JV: I'm going to go get a soda.  You want anything?

[Insanity leaves the ring.
Jay Foley whips Madman into the ropes.
Jay Foley goes for a lariat, but Madman counters it with an armbar submission.
Jay Foley tries to escape the hold.]

VM: What?  You can't leave in a middle of a match.

JV: Hey I'm thirsty.  Now do you want anything or not?

[Jay Foley reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Madman runs into the ropes.
Jay Foley executes a kick to the thigh on Madman.
Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones.
Piper Jones and Jay Foley whip Madman into the ropes.]

VM: Yeah bring me back some bottled water.

JV: Bottled water.  wuss.

[They attempt to hit Madman with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
Jay Foley leaves the ring.
Madman nails Piper Jones with a forearm smash.
Insanity enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jay Foley enters the ring and throws Insanity out of the ring.]

VM: Ceigersmidt losing control of this match as everyone is entering and
leaving at will.

[Jay Foley has the crowd going wild.
Jay Foley goes for a bulldog headlock, but Madman counters it with a back
suplex.
Jay Foley hits Madman with a lariat.
Piper Jones goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Madman blocks it.
Madman throws Piper Jones out of the ring.
Madman goes through the ropes.
Insanity comes over to make it two-on-one.]

VM: And now they're double teaming on the outside.  Madness showing no
mercy tonight.

[Madman and Insanity hit Piper Jones with a double power bomb.
Insanity goes for a side suplex, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts:  1.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts:  2.
Madman hits a German suplex on Piper Jones.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts:  3.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts:  4.
Madman knocks Piper Jones into the ringsteps.
Madman executes the Jackhammer on Piper Jones on the concrete floor.]

VM: Huge brainbuster into a powerslam by Madman there.

[Madman whips Piper Jones into the guardrail.
Madman hits Piper Jones with a German suplex.
Madman reenters the ring.
Piper Jones follows him back in.
Madman whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones reverses it.
Piper Jones runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Madman
moves out of the way.]

VM: Nobody home.

[Johnny comes walking back in with a small bottle of water and a gallon
jug of soda.]

JV: Man, you're bottled water cost more than my small soda.

VM: That's a small?

JV: You should've seen the extra large.

[The crowd is behind Madman all the way.
Madman tags Insanity.
Madman takes Piper Jones down with a powerbomb.
Insanity places Piper Jones on the turnbuckle.
Insanity nails Piper Jones with a top-rope DDT and goes for the pin.]

VM: They call that move the Straight Jacket.  And here's the cover!!

[Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Madness are deafening.]

MF: The winners are Madness!! In a time of 6:12!

VM: Very impressive debut for the team known as Madness.  And we are
going to go straight to our next match.

[cut away to a shot of Time Warp, Mr. Roboto, and Corporal Punishment up
in the rafters of the RCA Dome.]

CP: Ok guys, trust me this time.  We are really going to win the crowd
over with this entrance.  When the ring announcer calls you guys, you
throw down the ropes and slide on down into the ring.  Trust, this does
wonders for the fans over in another fed.

TW: You sure this is going to work now.  Last week you had me ropel out
of helicopter only to land on the roof of the Silverdome.  And what's
worse is that you guys left me there.  I nearly froze my butt off.

CP: I got it all figured out.  Last week I made the mistake of not
checking to see if it was an indoor or outdoor show.  This week, it's
indoors.  We're indoors.  What could possibly wrong?

[cut back to a shot of Marshall Faulk in the ring.]

MF: The following is a tag match under regular SWF rules.  ["California
Love" by 2pac starts to play.]  Introducing first being led to the ring
by their manager, Baby Girl, weighing in at a combined weight of 496
pounds, here are the Kold Blooded Killaz!!

[The group emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring.
Several fans try to reach out and hi five the wrestlers only to get
pushed away.  The crowd starts booing them loudly.  They enter the ring
and the music dies down.  "Doctorin' The Tardis" by Timelords starts to
play.]

MF: And their opponents weighing in at a combined weight of 470 pounds,
here are Future Technology!!

[The Camera pans up to the ceiling.  Some rope starts uncurling down to
the ring.  Both Time Warp and Mr. Roboto start to slide down to the
ring.  However, as luck would have it, the ropes are not long enough.
Mr. Roboto hits the end of his rope first.  he grabs on to the end of
the rope with both hands and is now hanging about 20 feet above the
ring.]

MR: Rinji o moshi!!!! Rinji o moshi!!!!

[Time Warp hears Roboto's cries for help.  He looks down at Roboto and
realizes the problem.  In his own panic to escape what he feels is
certain death, he manages to get the rope tangles into the lightsand as
a result is now hanging upside sown by one foot in front of several of
the ring lights.]

TW: Help!  Ow!  these lights are hot!  Get me down!!  Corporal!!!
Aaahhh!!!

[cut to a shot of Corporal Punishment looking down.]

CP: Ahhh, sh[beep]!

[Cut to a shot of Vance and Johnny at the broadcast booth]

JV: Morons.  Can't they do anything right?

VM: Um, fans we're going to have to take a break so that Time Warp and
Mr. Roboto can be saved.  We'll be right back.  [screen starts to fade]
What losers.

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Commercials for ATW, TT and of course Birthday Blast.  One year of the
SWF.  April 29th.  Be there or be square.  Ok, so maybe that's not an
original saying.  sue me.  I'm busy trying to save Roboto and Time Warp.
You think I have time to worry about a catchy phrase for a PPV?  Blame
it on the T.w.O. ok.  I would've had something good, but I don't have
time to think of one right now.  I've got lives to save.
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VM: All right.  Welcome back.  The rescue crews managed to pull Time
Warp and Mr. Roboto down safely.

JV: Morons.

VM: And the bell has already rung and it looks like it's going to be
Time Warp and El Cholo starting things off.

JV: El Cholo?  That's like a chimichanga right?

[They lock up.
Time Warp hits El Cholo with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Time Warp puts El Cholo in a Sammartino backbreaker.
El Cholo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Time Warp throws El Cholo out of the ring.
Time Warp goes through the ropes.
Mr. Roboto comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mr. Roboto executes a thrust kick to the head on El Cholo.
Time Warp nails El Cholo with a crucifix.]

VM: So far the T.w.O. representatives are looking pretty good.

JV: Yeah but they still looked like idiots when they were hanging above
the ring.

[Mr. Roboto goes for a lariat, but El Cholo ducks.
Mr. Roboto hits Time Warp.]

JV: Amazing how nothing's really changed.

[The crowd is responding to El Cholo.
Chico comes over and lays out Mr. Roboto.
The crowd is responding to Chico.
Chico takes Time Warp down with a savate kick.
El Cholo executes a dragon suplex on Time Warp.
El Cholo throws Time Warp back into the ring.
El Cholo is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Time Warp barely gets his shoulder up in time.

[El Cholo attemps to place Time Warp on the turnbuckle, but Time Warp
blocks it.
El Cholo tags out to Chico.
Mr. Roboto enters the ring and lays out El Cholo.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Roboto.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto whip Chico into the ropes.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto hit Chico with a double flying forearm.
Mr. Roboto leaves the ring.]

VM: Excellent work by Future Technology.  Many people ridicule the
T.w.O....

JV: Can't imagine why.

VM: but they have had a lot of success.  Why back in feburary, the
T.w.O. challenged many people in the SWF in Loser leaves town matches.
And the entire T.w.O. went undefeated that night.  They were responsible
for 2 tag teams and 2 singles wrestleres retiring from the SWF.

JV: Big whoop.

[Chico attemps to place Time Warp on the turnbuckle, but Time Warp blocks it.
Chico hits Time Warp.
The crowd is responding to Chico.
Chico hits Time Warp.
Time Warp kicks Chico.
There's a small reaction to Time Warp.
Time Warp punches Chico.
Time Warp goes for a side suplex, but Chico blocks it.
Chico uses the Running Forearm Smash on Time Warp.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Chico complains about a slow count.]

JV: What I want to know is why we have another one of these former gang
member tag teams in the SWF.

VM: Well we took a poll recently of the SWF fans.  A overwhelming
majority of them said they want to see the Westside Ridas again.
However they are retired from the sport.  So Frenck managed to find
another hot tag team from the westside.

[Chico goes for an Asai moonsault, but Time Warp counters it with a side step.
Time Warp catches Chico in the STF.
Chico reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Time Warp whips Chico into the ropes.
Time Warp executes a flying forearm on Chico.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Time Warp whips Chico into the ropes.]

JV: Where the hell are we taking these surveys?  Compton?

VM: No, Referee Matt Compton did not vote in the survey.

[Time Warp hits an enzuigiri to the face on Chico.
Time Warp tags out to Mr. Roboto.
El Cholo enters the ring and throws Time Warp out of the ring.
The crowd is cheering on El Cholo.
El Cholo goes for a Yakuza kick, but Mr. Roboto blocks it.
Time Warp goes for a crucifix, but El Cholo counters it with a Samoan Drop.
El Cholo uses a DDT on Time Warp.
There are lots of chants for El Cholo.]

VM: Ceigersmidt did not see Time Warp make the tag and is forcing Roboto
back out of the ring.

JV: Meanwhile the Killaz just go ahead and change with out making tags.

[El Cholo whips Time Warp into the ropes, but Time Warp reverses it.
El Cholo misses with an elbow.
Time Warp goes for a hiptoss, but El Cholo counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Time Warp counters it with a duck-down move.
Time Warp tags out to Mr. Roboto.]

VM: That time Ceigersmidt saw it.

[Time Warp hits a short lariat on El Cholo.
Time Warp has the crowd going wild.
Time Warp leaves the ring.
Mr. Roboto takes El Cholo down with a powerslam.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto goes for a neck snap, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
El Cholo executes a belly to belly suplex on Mr. Roboto.
El Cholo tags Chico.
Chico lifts Mr. Roboto up.]

VM: And it looks like we could see that inverted powerbomb/flying bulldog
finisher!

[El Cholo nails him with the Westisde Connection and goes for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.]

VM: An easy three count for the Kold Blooded Killaz.

MF: The winners are Kold Blooded Killaz!! In a time of 3:34!

VM: Very impressive showing for the young team.  Uh-oh.  What's this?

[Madness starts to make their way down to the ring.  They enter the
ring.  The Kold Blooded Killaz just stare at them.]

VM: What on earth are they up to.

[Madness extends their hands to KBK]

JV: It's nothing to worry about.  Just a show of sportsmanship from one
new team to another.

[KBK looks at Madness suspiciously. Then they decide to go ahead and
shake hands.  As soon as the Kold Blooded Killaz and Madness shake
hands, Madness sucker punches both of the KBK.]

VM: It was a setup!!

JV: Hey you gotta give madness some credit.  They want to be noticed
here in the SWF.  And this will certainly do it.

[Madness stomps away at KBK and then finally, they walk away leaving KBK
lying in the ring.]

VM: That was truly despicable.  Well we are now going to send you to
Dean Oberman who is standing by with a SWF news update.  Dean?

[Cut to a shot of Dean Oberman standing in front of a SWF logo.]

DO: Thank you Vance.  Fans, we are now just one month away from the
biggest PPV in SWf History.  I'm of course talking about Birthday Blast.
April 29th from the Baltimore Arena.  And the executives of the SWF have
been working around the clock to make this the most exciting PPV ever.
Not only will you see some of the great veterans of the SWF, but wou
will be able to see some of the most talented newcomers in this sport.
we just saw two new tag teams here in the SWF.  Well I have been told
that the SWF is currently in negotiations with 2 more tag teams.  Now I
can't reveal their identity here, but you can call 1-900-SWF-NEWS to
find out who these 2 tag teams are.  The SWF has also recently signed 2
more singles wrestler.  We heard from earlier this week.  That man is
known as "Sexy" Tony Smooth.  No relation to former SWF manager, John
Smooth.  Word on the street is that he and "Tiger" Tom Pho have had a
bit of history together.  But Smooth is not going to be going after Pho.
Instead he has said that he is setting his sights on the SWF World
Champion, Mr. Shhh.  SWF has also signed another wrestler by the name of
Hell Hound.  Not much is known about this man.  we do know that he was a
member of a notorious motorcycle gang in Detroit, Michigan.  Rumors have
been going around that maybe he was the third person in the jail cell
with Flash and Gods Tears.  But we have been unable to confirm that so
far.  Also the SWF is currently in negotiations with a superstar from
Japan.  If you want to find out more about him you can call the SWF
Hotline at 1-900-SWF-NEWS.  Now what will you see at Birthday Blast?
Well the bookers have been working hard to put this together.  There
will be the 12 man tournament to determine the first ever TV Champion.
Some of the names you can expect see in that tournament are Headhunter,
Fatal Fury, depending on the results of his title match this tuesday,
Giant Killer, Artful Dodger, Panzer Sturm, plus the two new men that I
talked about earlier.  I'll have a complete line up for you at
1-900-SWF-NEWS.  Also there will be several celebrities at Birthday
Blast.  Some feds may be able to get Mike Tyson ad Gennifer Flowers.
Others might be able to get Dennis Rodman.  Well the SWF has gotten
three of the most talked about people in the media today for Birthday
Blast.  Now I can't reveal their identities on the air.  So if you want
to find out, there's only one way.  1-900-SWF-NEWS.  Also there will be
live performances from the legendary Blue Oyster Cult.  Fans this is one
PPV you do not want to miss.  Tickets to see the event at the Baltimore
Arena have been sold out.  So unless you already have tickets, the only
way you can see this is on PPV.  Trust me on this fans, this is the king
of all PPV's.  Back to you Vance.

[Cut back to a shot of Johhny and Vance at the broadcast booth.]

VM: All right thank you very much Dean.  And let's not forget to mention
that on Slaughterhouse, May 3rd, in honor of Slaughterhouse's one year
anniversary, we will be holding a Bunkhouse Brawl Royal Rumble with
every single wrestler in the SWF.

JV: That is really going to be something.  I have no idea what the exact
count is of SWF wrestlers, but this is going to be a 40+ man royal
rumble.  Every single man bringing a weapon down to the ring with them.
It doesn't get any better than that.

VM: Indeed!  Who can forget the one we held last may.  One of the most
memorable moments ever in SWF history.  You'll be able to see highlights
of that match on SWF Year In Review.  Anyways, it is now time for our
main event.

[Cut back to a shot of Marshall Faulk.  The Cage has again been lowered
around the ring.]

MF: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a steel cage Texas death
match for the SWF Toughman Title.  ["Electric Chair" by Prince starts to
play.]  Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager,
Destiny, from Kingston, Canada, weighing in at 275 pounds, here is
Equalizer!!

[Equalizer and Destiny emerge from the entrance and make their way down
to the ring.  The boos from the crowd are deafening.  Several fans
actally start hurling garbage at the two.  They make their way to the
safety of the cage as the music dies down.  "Look Into My Eyes" y Bone
Thugs 'n Harmony starts to play.]

MF: And his opponent, from the Phillipines, weighing in at 245 pounds,
here is the SWF Toughman Champion, "Tiger" Tom Pho!!

[Tom Pho emerges from the entrance and poses as fireworks are launched
behind him.  He then makes his way to the ring.  The corwd is on their
feet cheering wildly.  He enters the ring and gives the belt to Referee
Mark Matarese who holds the belt above his head.]

VM; All right.  Here it is.  The match that has caused 2 people to leave
their stables.  Tom Pho of course left TTK.  And Equalizer stole this
title shot away from Sandman, which caused Sandman to leave Trinity.

[Tom Pho attacks Equalizer before the bell.
Tom Pho hits Equalizer with a powerslam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: And Tome Pho is wasting absolutly no time.  He almost got a pin
before the bell even rang.

[Tom Pho uses a spinebuster slam on Equalizer.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tom Pho goes for a spinebuster slam, but Equalizer counters it with a kneelift.
Equalizer whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Tom Pho takes Equalizer down with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the midsection, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer uses a Russian legsweep on Tom Pho.]

VM: Equalizer finally able to stop the momentum of Tom Pho.

JV: With all the troubles going on in Trinity, I don't even know how
Equalizer is able to concentrate in this match.  Everyone is saying that
he is the cause of Trinity's downfall.

[Equalizer goes for a DDT, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Equalizer misses with a clothesline.
Tom Pho hits Equalizer with a shoulderblock.
Tom Pho uses a splash on Equalizer.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho hits an elbowsmash on Equalizer.
Tom Pho goes for a flying lariat, but Equalizer counters it with
a duck-down move.]

VM: Pho almost went flying into the steel cage there.

JV: Pho definitely has the advantage here.  He can't afford to make any
costly mistakes.

[Equalizer rakes Tom Pho's face across the cage.
Tom Pho goes for a bodyslam, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer goes for an armbar submission, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a shoulderblock.
Equalizer hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Tom Pho.
Equalizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Equalizer is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.
Equalizer catches Tom Pho in a standing wristlock.
Tom Pho is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Equalizer nails Tom Pho with a bridging back suplex.
Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.]

VM: And both men kick out at the count of one.

JV: Very sloppy form on Equalizer's part.  He obviously is just not
thinking clearly.

[Equalizer nails Tom Pho with a dragon suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Equalizer.
Equalizer goes for an atomic drop, but Tom Pho counters it with a facerake.
Equalizer hits a Frankensteiner on Tom Pho.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: Two sets of two counts by Equalizer there.

[Equalizer has the crowd going wild.
Equalizer uses a DDT on Tom Pho.
The crowd is going crazy.
Equalizer goes for the Face Plant, but Tom Pho counters it with a DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho.]

JV: Equalizer got distracted momentarily, and that gave Pho the opening
to escape the faceplant and nail Equalizer with the DDT.

[Tom Pho goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Equalizer counters it with
a duck-down move.
Equalizer executes a faceslam on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho goes for a sleeperhold, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Equalizer kicks Tom Pho.
Equalizer punches Tom Pho.
The crowd is cheering on Equalizer.
Tom Pho chops Equalizer.
Tom Pho punches Equalizer.
Equalizer hits Tom Pho.
Equalizer hits Tom Pho.]

VM: Equalizer doesn't want to get into a fist fight with Tom Pho.  Pho
is a former kickboxing champion and can beat any one in the SWF at that
game.

[The crowd is cheering on Equalizer.
Equalizer goes for an atomic drop, but Tom Pho counters it with a facerake.
Tom Pho rakes Equalizer's face across the cage.
Tom Pho nails Equalizer with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho goes for a spin kick, but Equalizer counters it with a duck-down move.
Equalizer runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Equalizer with a backdrop.
Equalizer bumps into the cage.
The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho.
Equalizer is out cold.]

VM: Oh my!  Equalizer hit that cage hard.  He is out!

[Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tom Pho yells at Equalizer to get up.]

JV: What's he doing?  Just pin the man.  You got the match won.

[Tom Pho slaps Equalizer a couple times until Equalizer re gains
conciousness.
Equalizer staggers to his feet.
Tom Pho uses a kick to the midsection on Equalizer.
Tom Pho hits Equalizer with a superkick.
Equalizer bumps into Mark Matarese.]

VM: And down goes the Reverend Mark Matarese.

JV: I heard he's a televangelist now.

VM: Really?

JV: Yeah, since he can't possibly work this job and be at his church at
the same time, he preaches at another church and has the sermon sent to
his church via satellite.

[Tom Pho is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Tom Pho grinds Equalizer's face across the cage.
Equalizer is busted wide open.
Tom Pho hits Equalizer with a Frankensteiner.
There is no referee to count.
Tom Pho gets back up.]

VM: And it looks like Mark took a serious hit there from Equalizer.

[Tom Pho takes Equalizer down with a clothesline.
Equalizer takes Tom Pho down with a Frankensteiner from the top rope.
The crowd is cheering on Equalizer.
Mark Matarese is back on the job.]

VM: matarese back to his feet.  A little bit woozy, but he's back paying
attention to the match.

[Equalizer locks Tom Pho in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Tom Pho breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Tom Pho goes for a clothesline, but Equalizer counters it with a
duck-down move.
Equalizer whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Tom Pho hits Equalizer with a flying lariat.
Tom Pho hits a splash on Equalizer.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.
Tom Pho has the crowd going wild.
Tom Pho executes a Frankensteiner on Equalizer.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Pho getting frustrated that he can't pin Equalizer.

JV: Well it's his own damn fault.  He could've pinned Equalizer when he
got knocked out from the cage.

[Tom Pho scrapes Equalizer's face across the cage.
Equalizer runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Equalizer misses with a shoulderblock.
Equalizer hits Tom Pho with a kick.
Equalizer executes a bridging back suplex on Tom Pho.
Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
Mark Matarese counts: One, Equalizer lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder
up.]

VM: Equalizer has to becareful that he doesn't pin himself.

JV: Well if he does, he'll more than likely be able to get up before the
ten count.

[Equalizer complains about a slow count.
Equalizer whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Equalizer with an elbow.
Tom Pho is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tom Pho hits a powerslam on Equalizer.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

VM: Equalizer grasping at straws to stay in this match.

JV: And since this is a cage match, he can't exactly leave the ring to
regroup.  Tom Pho made a good call when it came to choosing the stips.

VM: Especially since it keeps the remaining members of Trinity, or
anyone else for that matter, from interfereing.

[Tom Pho goes for a punch, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer goes for a back suplex, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho scrapes Equalizer's face across the cage.
Tom Pho locks Equalizer in a sleeperhold.
Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tom Pho chops Equalizer.
Tom Pho punches Equalizer.
Tom Pho chops Equalizer.]

VM: There are those kick boxing skills we talked about earlier.

[The crowd is really behind Tom Pho.
Equalizer runs into the ropes.
Equalizer hits Tom Pho with an elbow.
Equalizer takes Tom Pho down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Suddenly the crowd erupts and starts looking up.
Equalizer is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

VM: Wait a minute what's going on?

[The camera then shows Flash being lowered by a rope to the cage.]

VM: It's Flash!  He's being lowered into the steel cage.

JV: He's just showing the T.w.O. how it's done.

[Suddenly the rope snaps and Flash flass about 10-15 feet to the mat.]

VM: Oh my god!!  Flash just fell into the ring!

[Mark Matarese instantly breaks up Equalizer and Tom Pho and orders them
to neutral corners.  He goes over and checks up on Flash.  He then
signals for the paramedics.]

VM: Ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea what Flash was attempting to
do.  And although I have never been a fan of his, we can only hop that
he is not seriously injured.

[Two paramedics come running down the aisle.  Mark Matarese unlocks the
door and the paramedics go over to check out Flash.  They check to see
if Flash has a pulse and is breathing.  Flash slowly comes to.  He tries
to get to his feet but the paramedics try to keep him lying down.  He
pushes the paramedics away and gets to his feet.  Flash then starts
shouting obscenities at Equalizer.]

VM: He apologized that we can't broadcast what Flash is saying, but I
asure it's not very complimentary towards Equalizer.

JV: How the hell can Flash even stand up?  That was a vicious fall.

[Flash continues to shout at Equalizer.  The paramedics attempt to
restrain him, but again Flash just shoves them away.  The paramedics
then look at each other trying to figure out what to do.  They then take
off their hats and sunglasses as well as fake mustaches to reveal that
the two paramedics are Mr. Shhh and Sandman!!]

VM: What the???!?!?!  Shhh and Sandman?!?!  It was a setup!!!!

[And as if almost on cue, Shhh attacks Equalizer and Sandman attacks Tom
Pho.
Mr. Shhh throws Equalizer head first into the steel cage.
Sandman powerbombs Tom Pho.
Flash exits through the door.  Mark Matarese calls for the bell.]

VM: And Matarese has no choice but to call this one a no contest.

[Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith hop over the guardrail and go over to the door
of the cage.  Mr. Shhh throws Equalizer out the door into the waiting
arms of the Men In Black.  Flash has grabbed the Toughman belt from the
timekeepers table and now has it aroung his waist.]

Flash: Yeah baby!  I am the real Toughman Champion!!  These two ain't got
nothing over me!

[Sandman nails Tom Pho with a DDT.  Mr. Shhh, Mr. Jones, and Mr. Smith
pummel away at Equalizer.  Suddenly the crowd erupts as the Living Dead
make their way down to the ring.  They immediatly jump on top of Mr.
Jones and Mr. Smith and brawling on the floor.  Meanwhile back in the
cage, Sandman and Tom Pho are trading punches.  Mr. Shhh is now on top
of Equalizer choking him.  The crowd erupts again Hot Shot Donovan now
comes running down to the ring.]

VM: This is total Pandemonium.  The remaining members of Trinity have
now come out to help fight Mr. Shhh and his bodyguards.  And Sandman and
Tom Pho continue to slug it out in the steel cage.

[As Donovan approaches the ring area, Flash suddenly steps outand trips
Donovan, causing him to go headfirst into the steel stairs.]

Flash: Whoops I'm sorry.  I didn't see you!

[Flash then starts to kick at Donovan.]

Flash: This is for getting in my way you [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]!!!

[Equalizer has now made it to his feet and is punching away at Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Jones & Smith continue to trade blows with The Living Dead.  and
totally oblivious as to what is going on outside of the cage, Sandman
and Tom Pho nail each other with suplexes, slams, and powerbombs.  And
again the crowd starts to cheer as Sean McKenzie now comes running down
to the ring.  Flash goes over to help Mr. Shhh with Equalizer.  This
gives Donovan a chance to stagger to his feet.  He starts to creep on
Flash when suddenly he is leveled by McKenzie who just made it down to
the ring area.]

VM: And now McKenzie has come down to join in the fight.

JV: Do you realize McMihn that we have every single champion down there
right now?  It's Clash of the Champions!!

[Sandman now has Tom Pho in his patented sleeperhold.  McKenzie and
Donovan are rollling around on the floor trading punches.  Mr. Jones is
currently down for the count.  The Living Dead have Mr. Smith set up for
the Autopsy.  Mr. Shhh has Equalizer in a full nelson.  Flash takes off
the Toughman Belt and nails Equalizer across the head with it.]

VM: Fans we are out of time!!!!!  We have got to go!  We'll see you next
week!!!!

[fade to black as Mr. Smith gets nailed with the autopsy.]