>From SWF Slaughterhouse, March 1st, 1998 [Gods Tears gets the Ziplock on Tom Pho. Tom Pho is writhing in pain. Sean Ceigersmidt checks Tom Pho's arm.] VM: And it looks like Tom Pho has passed out! [He lifts it... it falls.] JV: It's over. [He lifts it... it falls.] JV: I knew Gods Tears could beat this chump. [He lifts it... it stays up ! Tom Pho fights his way out of the hold after 16 seconds. Tom Pho nails him with the Tiger Claw Heart Punch.] JV: WHAT?! VM: Tom Pho had a sudden burst of energy. Not only did he come to, but he broke the hold and instantly nailed GT with that heart punch! [Tom Pho is going for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.] VM: He did it!! We have a new champion!!!! [The crowd erupts.] ------------------------- VM: Stay tuned! SWF Slaughterhouse is next!! [Screen fades up to a black and white shot of an old gymnasium with a wrestling ring. The chairs around the ring are in complete disarray. The ring itself is in bad shape. There are holes in the mat. The ring apron has several tears, and one of the turnbuckles is completely broken and all of the ropes are sagging. An old janitor with a pushbroom walks into the screen while sweeping the ring area. The camera starts to zoom in as he stops and pauses for a second. The janitor then moves a chair and reaches down to pick something up. The scene cuts to an over the shoulder shot of the Janitor picking up a dusty, tarnished belt. The janitor dusts off the belt to reveal that it is the SWF Toughman belt. He then throws it into the ring. The camera follows the belt in slow motion as it flies through the air towards the ring. Scene cuts to a close up shot from above of the belt landing in the center of the ring. It lays there for a second, then the belt starts to eminate a gold glow. Blue lightning bolts shoot out from the belt to all parts of the ring as "Resurrection" by Brian May starts to play. the scene cuts back to the black and white wideshot. As the blue lightning bolts shoot across the ring, the ring transforms back into mint condition and is in with a whiteish glow against the black and white gym. The scene then starts to show shot of wrestlers performing moves. The wrestlers are partially transparent and also have a white glow to them, giving them a ghostlike appearence. Among the shots is Sandman applying his sleeperhold. Gods Tears nailing someone with a flying reverse elbowdrop. Boom-Boom powerbombing his opponent. Rock 'n Roll Animal bodyslamming a wrestler. Equalizer executing the Face Plant. Moon Dog Gator howling in the middle of the ring. Mr. Shhh hitting a wrestler with a superkick. The Living Dead executing the Autopsy. Tom Pho punching someone. The Thugz nail a guy with a double superkick. The screen then dissolves to the SWF Slaughterhouse logo.] VM: Hello and welcome to Arena Auditorium in Laramie, Wyoming. JV: The middle of nowhere. VM: well we're not too far from Denver, Colorado where the Ides Of March will be taking place in a week. And we will have a complete lienup for you later on tonight. JV: By the way, President Frenck wanted me to remind everyone that not only are we 7 days away from the Ides Of March, but we are just 16 days from the release of Blue Oyster Cult's new album, "Heaven Forbid"! VM: He'll do anything to plug that band won't he? Anyways, we got a full line-up for you tonight, so let's head on down to Rick Ascott. JV: I'm glad we're using Ascott instead of Oberman when we can't find a celebrity ring announcer. RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a table match. ["Small Town" by John Mellencamp starts to play.] Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 280 pounds, here is John McGee!! [John McGee emerges from the entrance and makes his way down to the ring. The crowd is cheering him on. He enters the ring as the music dies down and "Bring on the Noise" by Anthrax and Public Enemy starts to play] RA: And his opponent, from Jackson, Mississippi, weighing in at 370 pounds, here is Moon Dog Gator!! [Moon Dog emerges from the entrance and makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos loudly, though several die hard fans bark.] VM: The schizophrenic Moon Dog now hearing the boos from the audience after turning his back on the fans. JV: Fans don't win matches, wrestlers win matches. [They lock up. John McGee attemps to place Moon Dog Gator on the turnbuckle, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it. John McGee goes for a spinebuster slam, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a kick to the head. Moon Dog Gator scratches his head furiously as he barks. Moon Dog Gator is getting a good reaction from the crowd.] JV: I want to take this moment to remind you that your local Souther States store will be giving free flea dips for your dogs this coming weekend. VM: So get your dog dipped and then watch the Ides Of March. [Moon Dog Gator goes for a roundhouse right, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes, but Moon Dog Gator reverses it. Moon Dog Gator misses with a kick. John McGee misses with an elbow. John McGee misses with a clothesline. Moon Dog Gator takes John McGee down with a short lariat. The crowd is really behind Moon Dog Gator. John McGee begs off. Moon Dog Gator gets a clawhold on John McGee. John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] VM: Moon Dog with the move that made the Underground famous. JV: Poor Moon Dog, he had started teaming up with Doug Bacon and it seemed like he was bound to be the first step in the rebuilding of the Underground, but only to have Doug bail on him. [Moon Dog Gator runs into the ropes. John McGee hits Moon Dog Gator with a clothesline. John McGee executes a Frankensteiner on Moon Dog Gator. The crowd is cheering on John McGee. John McGee takes Moon Dog Gator down with a spinebuster slam. The crowd is cheering on John McGee. John McGee whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes. John McGee catches Moon Dog Gator in an armbar submission.] VM: Armbar submission by the seasoned veteran. JV: So you take one paw out, he's got 3 more. [Moon Dog Gator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. John McGee executes an elbowsmash on Moon Dog Gator. John McGee runs into the ropes. John McGee goes for a Frankensteiner, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a power bomb. The crowd is really behind Moon Dog Gator. Moon Dog Gator goes for a thrust kick to the head, but John McGee counters it with a duck-down move. Moon Dog Gator goes for a facebite, but John McGee counters it with a kneelift. Moon Dog Gator goes for a facebite, but John McGee blocks it.] JV: I guess someone forgot to feed Moon Dog before the match. He's like Hannibal Lechter in there. [John McGee hits a Frankensteiner on Moon Dog Gator. John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd. John McGee uses a spinebuster slam on Moon Dog Gator. There are lots of chants for John McGee. John McGee whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes. John McGee executes a spinebuster slam on Moon Dog Gator.] VM: Tremendous amount of stregnth by McGee to be able to execute those spinebusters on the 370 pounder. And fans, don't forget that we are just one week away from the Ides of March. JV: You know, that was the third time you've plugged it, and we're only five minutes into the show. VM: Damn, that means I'm short two plugs. [The crowd is really behind John McGee. John McGee locks Moon Dog Gator in a double chickenwing submission. Moon Dog Gator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. John McGee goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it. Moon Dog Gator whips John McGee into the ropes. John McGee hits Moon Dog Gator with a clothesline. John McGee whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes. Moon Dog Gator misses with a clothesline. Moon Dog Gator misses with a clothesline. Moon Dog Gator hits John McGee with a shoulderblock.] JV: I think Moon Dog should look into getting some corrective lenses. He's been missing a lot tonight. VM: And McGee's not an easy man to miss. [Moon Dog Gator goes for a cobra clutch, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee goes for a fisherman suplex, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it. Moon Dog Gator executes a roundhouse right on John McGee. Moon Dog Gator goes for a cobra clutch, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee executes a Frankensteiner on Moon Dog Gator. John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Moon Dog Gator goes for a chokehold, but John McGee counters it with a facerake. John McGee whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes. John McGee executes a Frankensteiner on Moon Dog Gator. John McGee executes a belly-to-back suplex on Moon Dog Gator.] VM: McGee is all over Moon Dog! JV: Yeah, but what it comes down to is who goes through the table. All it takes is one lucky break. Pun intended. [John McGee uses an elbowsmash on Moon Dog Gator. John McGee throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes. John McGee sets up a table.] VM: And finally, it looks like we're going to see the table come into play. [John McGee whips Moon Dog Gator into the guardrail. John McGee nails Moon Dog Gator with a Northern Lights suplex. Moon Dog Gator whips John McGee into the guardrail. Moon Dog Gator knocks John McGee into the ringsteps. John McGee is busted wide open.] VM: Right into the corner of the steel steps. JV: I think that might've dented McGee's head! [Moon Dog Gator executes a powerslam on John McGee. Moon Dog Gator scratches his head furiously as he barks. There are lots of chants for Moon Dog Gator. Moon Dog Gator knocks John McGee into the ringsteps. The crowd is going crazy. Moon Dog Gator uses a facebite on John McGee.] JV: Did you ever see Conspiracy Theory? VM: Yes. JV: You know that scene where Mel Gibson bites off Jean Luc Picard's nose? VM: Patrick Stewart. Yes. JV: Perfect re-enactment by Moon Dog and McGee there. [They're brawling inside the ring area. Moon Dog Gator whips John McGee into the guardrail. Moon Dog Gator knocks John McGee into the ringpost. The crowd is going crazy. Moon Dog Gator sets up John McGee on the table. Moon Dog Gator executes a moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half.] VM: Ooof! JV: We're going to need a putty knife to scrape McGee off the floor! [The crowd is going crazy. "Bring On The Noise starts to play again." RA: The winner is Moon Dog Gator!! In a time of 6:45! VM: All right an impressive showing by the 2 SWF veterans. We gotta take a break. We'll be right back after these messages. -------------------------- ["Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult starts to play.] Announcer: For 25 years, you've heard their music. [music fades into "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult.] Anncr: They changed the face of rock and roll music. And now, 25 years later, the innovators of American Heavy Metal have returned with a new album. [shot of Eric Bloom singing into a microphone] Anncr: Eric Bloom. [Shot of Buck Dharma jamming on the guitar.] Anncr: Buck Dharma. [Shot of Allen Lanier on the keyboards.] Anncr: Allen Lanier. [Shot of the symbol of Kronos as "Power Underneath Despair" by Blue Oyster Cult plays.] Anncr: Blue Oyster Cult!! The new album, "Heaven Forbid" in stores everywhere on March 24th! [ooc: If any of you ever want to win another match again, you'll go out and buy this album on the 24th. :) ] -------------------- VM: All right welcome back. Just a reminder, that coming up, Dean Oberman will give us a complete rundown on Ides Of March. Let's get to our next match. RA: The following is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. ["Loch Lomond" starts to play.] Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 pounds, here are the Highlanders!! [Jay Foley and Piper Jones make their way down to the ring. The crowd cheers them on. They enter the ring and their music dies down. "Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi starts to play.] RA: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 536 pounds, here are The Living Dead!! [The Living Dead emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring. The crowd boos them loudly.] VM: Well this should be an excellent warm up match for the Dead. They won the right to wrestle for the tag belts at Ides Of March. There's the bell. [They lock up. Piper Jones whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it. Piper Jones hits Rigor with a clothesline. Piper Jones is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.] JV: DO you know what a huge upset it would be if the Highlanders actually defeated the Dead here tonight? The Dead would probably have to give up their title shots or be laughed out of the league. [Piper Jones hits a clothesline on Rigor. Piper Jones goes for a punch, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor goes for a piledriver, but Piper Jones counters it with a backdrop. Piper Jones takes Rigor down with an elbowdrop. Piper Jones throws Rigor out of the ring. Piper Jones goes through the ropes. Piper Jones executes a slap on Rigor. Piper Jones whips Rigor into the guardrail.] VM: I will have to admit, Piper is looking great tonight. He is just manhandling Rigor. [They're brawling inside the ring area. Piper Jones hits a headbutt on Rigor. Scott Thomas counts: 1. Piper Jones hits a tiger suplex on Rigor. Scott Thomas counts: 2. Piper Jones gets a bearhug on Rigor. Piper Jones executes the Highland Fling on Rigor on the concrete floor.] VM: That monkey flip sends Rigor crashing into the guardrail and concrete. [A small "Piper Jones" chant is being started. Scott Thomas counts: 3. Piper Jones reenters the ring. Rigor follows him back in. Piper Jones whips Rigor into the ropes. Piper Jones hits Rigor with an elbow. Piper Jones is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. Piper Jones poses for the crowd.] VM: Another 2 count for Piper. JV: We haven't seen any offense from Rigor yet. Perhaps he should've been practicing instead of exploring the moon. [The crowd is responding to Piper Jones. Piper Jones uses a spinebuster slam on Rigor. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. Piper Jones is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley. Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Rigor into the ropes. They hit Rigor with a double backdrop. Piper Jones leaves the ring. Jay Foley executes a swinging punch on Rigor.] VM: Rigor better make a tag soon, or this match could very well be over. [Jay Foley nails Rigor with a springboard lariat. Jay Foley throws Rigor out of the ring. Jay Foley goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Scott Thomas counts: 1. Scott Thomas counts: 2. Mortis comes over to make it two-on-one. Mortis hits a superkick on Jay Foley.] JV: Well Mortis is doing the right thing here. He knows his partner is in trouble. So he comes over to help him out on the outside. [Mortis takes Jay Foley down with a superkick. Rigor locks Jay Foley in a full nelson. Rigor whips Jay Foley into the guardrail. Scott Thomas counts: 3. Rigor reenters the ring. Jay Foley follows him back in. Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones.] VM: Rigor was about to make the tag, but Foley grabbed him and and yanked him back over to the Highlander corner. [Jay Foley goes for a DDT, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. Jay Foley rolls out of the ring. Rigor gets a double chickenwing submission on Piper Jones. Piper Jones is valiantly trying to break the hold.] VM: Finally some offense from Rigor. JV: Yeah, but he should be trying to make the tag. If he waits too long, he may miss his opportunity. [Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Rigor gets a full nelson on Piper Jones. Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Rigor gets a sleeperhold on Piper Jones.] VM: Well Rigor seems to be ignoring you as he continues to apply the submission holds. [Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Piper Jones goes for an atomic drop, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor takes Piper Jones down with a bodyslam. Rigor uses a spinebuster slam on Piper Jones. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rigor poses for the crowd.] JV: Don't pose you idiot! Tag in Mortis! [The crowd is cheering on Rigor. Rigor locks Piper Jones in a full nelson.] VM: And yet another submission hold. [Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds. Rigor puts Piper Jones in an abdominal stretch. Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Rigor runs into the ropes. Rigor hits Piper Jones with a backdrop. Rigor goes for a Tombstone, but Piper Jones reverses it. The crowd is cheering on Piper Jones. Piper Jones goes for a slap, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor throws Piper Jones out of the ring. Rigor goes through the ropes.] JV: I think Rigor is making a huge mistake. He may be in control right now, but one false move, and it could be all over. Mortis is yet to tag in. Bring him in and let him wail away on the Highlanders. [Rigor whips Piper Jones into the guardrail. Rigor takes Piper Jones down with a Russian legsweep. Scott Thomas counts: 1. Rigor nails Piper Jones with a piledriver. Scott Thomas counts: 2. Rigor reenters the ring. Piper Jones follows him back in. Rigor gets a figure-four leglock on Piper Jones.] VM: And again Rigor, ignores you and goes for another submission hold. [Piper Jones' shoulders are on the mat. Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up. Piper Jones breaks the hold after 15 seconds. Piper Jones goes for a punch, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor tags out to Mortis.] VM: There's the much needed tag! [Mortis and Rigor whip Piper Jones into the ropes. They hit Piper Jones with a double fist to the midsection. Jay Foley enters the ring, but gets cut off. Mortis and Rigor hit Piper Jones with a double choke slam. Rigor leaves the ring. Piper Jones takes Mortis down with a backbreaker. Piper Jones throws Mortis out of the ring.] VM: But Mortis is having no luck. JV: Hmmm. Maybe Rigor should've stayed in there. [Scott Thomas counts: one, two, Mortis reenters the ring. Piper Jones goes for an atomic drop, but Mortis counters it with a facerake. Mortis nails Piper Jones with a Russian legsweep. Mortis whips Piper Jones into the ropes. Mortis hits Piper Jones with a shoulderblock. Mortis goes for a spinning power bomb, but Piper Jones counters it with a bulldog headlock. Piper Jones throws Mortis out of the ring. Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley. Scott Thomas counts: one, Mortis reenters the ring.] JV: Smart move there by Piper. He made the tag while Mortis was on the outside and unable to stop him. [Jay Foley uses a punch on Mortis. Mortis goes for a power bomb, but Jay Foley counters it with a backdrop. Jay Foley goes for a spin kick, but Mortis counters it with a duck-down move. Mortis chops Jay Foley. Jay Foley hits Mortis. Jay Foley is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mortis chops Jay Foley. Mortis hits Jay Foley. Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mortis tags out to Rigor.] JV: Ok, now here's a question for ya. Their intro music is "Sleep When I'm Dead" and seeing how they are the Dead, wouldn't they be sleeping right now? VM: I think you're reading too much into this. [Rigor and Mortis whip Jay Foley into the ropes. They hit Jay Foley with a double kick to the midsection. Rigor and Mortis whip Jay Foley into the ropes. They attempt to hit Jay Foley with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. The crowd is going crazy. Mortis leaves the ring. Jay Foley whips Rigor into the ropes. Jay Foley hits Rigor with a kick. Jay Foley is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: And yet another two count for the Highlanders. Despite their bad record, they are definantly a team that can give anyone a challenge. JV: And that's why they actually wrestle. Because even though the Dead have the advantage over the Highlanders in every single category, there is always the chance that the lesser team can win. Otherwise, you may as well just take all their stats and enter it into some computer simulator and determine the winner that way. [Jay Foley whips Rigor into the ropes. Rigor hits Jay Foley with a kick. Rigor goes for a Boston crab, but Jay Foley blocks it. Jay Foley goes for a diving elbow smash, but Rigor counters it with a faceslam. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Rigor hits Jay Foley with a powerslam. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor complains about a slow count. Rigor tags out to Mortis.] VM: Another tag by the dead. And just a reminder, you can see the Dead take on Sound & Fury for the SWF Tag Team belts next week, at Ides Of March, only on PPV. [Mortis and Rigor whip Jay Foley into the ropes. They hit Jay Foley with a double backdrop. Piper Jones enters the ring and lays out Rigor. There are lots of chants for Piper Jones. Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Mortis into the ropes. They attempt to hit Mortis with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Piper Jones leaves the ring. Mortis goes for a faceslam, but Jay Foley blocks it. Jay Foley hits Mortis. The crowd is going crazy. Jay Foley punches Mortis. Jay Foley hits Mortis.] VM: Jay Foley back in control. And fans, folowing this match, Dean Oberman will give us the complete line-up for Ides Of March. JV: Damn, we're sure plugging the PPV aren't we? VM: Well Brian Frenck is a little bit worried about the buy rate on this one since it doesn't look like it'll be a 5 plus hour PPV. [The crowd is really behind Jay Foley. Jay Foley takes Mortis down with a springboard lariat. The crowd is going crazy. Jay Foley hits a kneelift on Mortis. Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones. Piper Jones and Jay Foley whip Mortis into the ropes. They hit Mortis with a double clothesline. Piper Jones and Jay Foley hit Mortis with a double clothesline. Jay Foley hits a clothesline on Mortis. Piper Jones uses a diving shoulderblock on Mortis. The crowd is really behind Piper Jones. Jay Foley leaves the ring.] VM: Scott Thomas letting Jay stay in there for a bit longer than a five count. [Piper Jones whips Mortis into the turnbuckle. Mortis comes back and rocks Piper Jones with a kick to the midsection. Mortis hits Piper Jones. Mortis punches Piper Jones. Piper Jones punches Mortis. Piper Jones kicks Mortis. Piper Jones goes for a headbutt, but Mortis blocks it. Mortis whips Piper Jones into the ropes, but Piper Jones reverses it. Mortis uses a dropkick to the knee on Piper Jones. Mortis tags out to Rigor.] VM: Another tag by the Dead. JV: I'm just waiting for one of the arms to fall off during a match. I mean a dead body can't stay together at all. VM: They're not really dead. That's just makeup. JV: Really? They sure smell like rotting flesh. [Rigor and Mortis hit Piper Jones with a double low blow. Mortis leaves the ring. Rigor goes for a Tombstone, but Piper Jones blocks it. Piper Jones whips Rigor into the turnbuckle. Rigor bumps into Scott Thomas.] VM: And down goes the referee. [Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley. Jay Foley goes for a snap mare, but Rigor blocks it. Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Piper Jones enters the ring, but gets cut off. Rigor and Mortis whip Jay Foley into the ropes. They hit Jay Foley with a double kick to the midsection. Piper Jones gets back up and lays out Mortis. There are lots of chants for Piper Jones. Piper Jones leaves the ring. Jay Foley goes for a springboard lariat, but Rigor counters it with a powerslam. There is no referee to count.] JV: One, two, three. The match would be over right now. [The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor. Jay Foley goes for a superkick, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Jay Foley. The crowd is behind Rigor all the way. Jay Foley whips Rigor into the turnbuckle. Jay Foley charges into the corner. Scott Thomas is back on the job.] JV: About time he woke up. [Piper Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mortis enters the ring, but gets cut off. Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Rigor into the ropes. They hit Rigor with a double clothesline. Piper Jones leaves the ring.] VM: and of course, Scott has no way of knowing who the legal man is now. [Jay Foley executes a snap mare on Rigor. Jay Foley whips Rigor into the turnbuckle. Rigor comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. Rigor gets a full nelson on Jay Foley. Jay Foley reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor whips Jay Foley into the ropes. Rigor hits Jay Foley with a shoulderblock. Rigor throws Jay Foley out of the ring. Rigor goes through the ropes. Rigor knocks Jay Foley into the ringsteps.] VM: And it appears that the Highlanders have run out of steam. [The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation. Rigor hits a powerslam on Jay Foley. Rigor gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Jay Foley. Scott Thomas counts: 1. Rigor knocks Jay Foley into the ringsteps. Scott Thomas counts: 2. Jay Foley is busted wide open.] VM: And for the second time tonight, the ringsteps have busted a wrestler open. [Scott Thomas counts: 3. Rigor whips Jay Foley into the guardrail. Rigor goes for a powerslam, but Jay Foley counters it with a lariat. Scott Thomas counts: 4. Jay Foley throws Rigor back into the ring. Jay Foley goes for a superkick, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. Jay Foley goes for a springboard lariat, but Rigor counters it with a dropkick. The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation. Rigor hits Jay Foley with a kick to the midsection. Mortis enters the ring.] VM: It looks like they're setting up for their finisher. JV: And if they hit it, it's curtains for Foley. [Rigor lifts Jay Foley up. Mortis nails Jay Foley with the Autopsy and goes for the pin. The crowd is going crazy. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.] VM: It's over! The Living Dead get the win. [The crowd is going into a frenzy. "Sleep When I'm Dead" plays.] RA: The winners are The Living Dead!! In a time of 13:56! VM: All right, well let's send it down to Dean Oberman. DO: Thank you guys. You know, everyone has been asking what is the final line-up for the Ides Of March. Well I have it for you. Equalizer will be defending his World Title match. But in an unprecedented move, Rock & Roll Animal turned down the rematch and has asked that Brian Frenck give the title shot to a gangsta member that Animal will reveal at the PPV. Newly crowned Toughman champion, Tom Pho will take on the former L.A. Ram, Fatal Fury. HardRock will defend the International title against the man who was never defeated as International champ. I'm of course talking about Sean "The Duke" McKenzie. The Living Dead will try to bring the tag belts home to Trinity when they meet Sound & Fury. And speaking of Trinity, they have been in turmoil lately, and it's only bound to get worse, when the 2 men who started the whole thing collide for the American title. That's right, Hot Shot Donovan will defend his title aainst the man he won it from, Mr. Shhh. Now we mentioned earlier, that Animal turned down the world title shot. He will instead be facing Sandman in a Final Judgement match. We'll also see Axel Mate take on the exciting new rookie Panzer Sturm, and in what could very well be the rematch of the year, the bizarre Flash will take on "Too Sexy" Burt..., I mean, Brett Reynolds. Now fans don't forget to call my hotline number 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $1.99 a minute. $2.50 a minute for you Canadians. Hear all about the shake up in Trinity, including who could very well end up getting the axe, who the Gangsta member is that will be getting the title shot, and the brawl at a small minor wrestling league involving President Brian Frenck. Back to you guys. JV: Whoah! Wait a minute! Brian Frenck got involved in a brawl ata wrestling match? VM: That doesn't sound like him. C'mon Dean, what's the story? DO: Well, this past weekend, Brian Frenck and Vice President Pat McNeill were checking out some of the minor league feds in the Baltimore area, not too far from SWF HQ, scouting for some new talent. During one of the matches, in the row in front of them, a fight broke out between a 14 year old kid, his mother, a 60 year old man and his 7 year old grandson. Brian Frenck stepped in to help security break up the fight. Now there were talks about signing the mother and son as a tag team, but that idea was quickly dismissed seeing how if Brian was able to pull him off the other kid and wrestle him to the ground, he can't be that great. [ooc: true story.] VM: Wow! JV: It's like where ever he goes there are fights. VM: And that's even more evident as we are about to have yet another fight. Let's go down to Rick Ascott. RA: The following is a submission match. ["Stayin' Alive" by Jean Wyclef starts to play. Introducing first, from Calgary, Canada, weighing in at 252 pounds, here is The Headhunter!! [The Headhunter makes his way down to the ring. He gets a mixed reaction from the fans. As he enters the ring, his music fades out and "Hands Of Death" by Alice Cooper and White Zombie starts to play.] RA: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 280 pounds, here is Gods Tears!! [Gods Tears emerges from the entrance and makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos him although many of the college fans raise their beers on high.] VM: We should really be ashamed for having an alcoholic as a wrestler. management should make him get counseling. JV: All they care about is that he brings in the money. VM: And people wonder why Pillman and Spicolli die. JV: Who? [They lock up. Gods Tears uses a ropeburn on The Headhunter. Gods Tears nails The Headhunter with a knee to the back. Gods Tears nails The Headhunter with a kick to the head. Gods Tears takes The Headhunter down with a headbutt. Gods Tears executes the Hurt on The Headhunter. The Headhunter tries to escape the hold.] VM: Gods Tears isn't wasting any time at all. JV: Well he knows that the bars are going to close soon. VM: You used that line last week. JV: Yeah, well, it's still true. [The Headhunter tries to fight the pain. The Headhunter breaks the hold after 21 seconds. The chants for Gods Tears are deafening. Gods Tears hits The Headhunter with a faceslam. Gods Tears hits a ropeburn on The Headhunter. Gods Tears executes a forearm to the back on The Headhunter. Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter punches Gods Tears.] JV: Hey! How about that? We actually saw some offense from Headhunter. [The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. The Headhunter kicks Gods Tears. Gods Tears chops The Headhunter. The crowd is responding to Gods Tears. Gods Tears kicks The Headhunter. Gods Tears punches The Headhunter. Gods Tears uses an avalanche on The Headhunter. A small "Gods Tears" chant is being started. Gods Tears hits The Headhunter with a punch. Gods Tears uses a legsweep on The Headhunter.] JV: I guess the punch and the kick is all that there is to Headhunter. [Gods Tears hits a legsweep on The Headhunter. Gods Tears goes for an avalanche, but The Headhunter counters it with a kick to the head. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!". The crowd is responding to The Headhunter. The Headhunter hits Gods Tears with a jawbreaker. The Headhunter executes the Hit on Gods Tears.] VM: Well there's Headhunter's superkick finisher. JV: But remember, this is a submission match. and because of that, Gods Tears has the advantage because his finsiher is a submission hold. [The Headhunter uses a double underhook piledriver on Gods Tears. There are lots of chants for The Headhunter. The Headhunter attemps to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears blocks it. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Gods Tears with a jumping DDT. The Headhunter has the crowd going wild. The Headhunter nails Gods Tears with a Big Leg Drop. The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.] JV: And the Headhuntermaniacs are going wild. [Gods Tears goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but The Headhunter counters it with an armbar submission. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Headhunter whips Gods Tears into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Gods Tears with a backdrop. The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Gods Tears counters it with a facerake. Gods Tears nails The Headhunter with a kick to the midsection. Gods Tears takes The Headhunter down with a Tombstone. There are lots of chants for Gods Tears. Gods Tears leaves the ring. He returns with a baseball bat. Gods Tears hits him with the baseball bat. Sean Ceigersmidt throws the baseball bat out of the ring.] VM: Apparently, Ceigersmidt has forgotten that objects are legal in this match. JV: Well he's concerned that he's going to miss his shift at Foot Locker. [Gods Tears chops The Headhunter. There are lots of chants for Gods Tears. Gods Tears punches The Headhunter. The crowd is really behind Gods Tears. The Headhunter kicks Gods Tears. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Gods Tears chops The Headhunter. The crowd is really behind Gods Tears. The Headhunter kicks Gods Tears. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. The Headhunter punches Gods Tears. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. Gods Tears chops The Headhunter.] VM: And it has turned into a brawl! JV: Of course it has! This is Slaughterhouse. [Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Gods Tears hits a kick to the head on The Headhunter. Gods Tears takes The Headhunter down with a kneedrop. The Headhunter executes a piledriver on Gods Tears. The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation. The Headhunter executes a spinebuster slam on Gods Tears. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. The Headhunter leaves the ring. He returns with a road sign.] JV: Where exactly is Sunshine Avenue? VM: I don't know. JV: Neither will anyone else since the sign for the street is missing. [The Headhunter takes a swing at Gods Tears with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. Gods Tears snatches the road sign from him. Gods Tears takes a swing at The Headhunter with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. The Headhunter snatches the road sign from him. The Headhunter takes a swing at Gods Tears with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. Gods Tears snatches the road sign from him. Gods Tears hits him with the road sign. The crowd is really behind Gods Tears. Sean Ceigersmidt throws the road sign out of the ring.] JV: That looked like a game of hot potato there. [Gods Tears nails The Headhunter with a knee to the back. Gods Tears goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Gods Tears with a backdrop. The Headhunter uses a Frankensteiner on Gods Tears. The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation. The Headhunter hits Gods Tears with an elbowsmash. The Headhunter nails Gods Tears with a Big Leg Drop. The chants for The Headhunter are deafening.] JV: He is a real American. VM: Huh? JV: Never mind. The fans get it and that's all that matters. [The Headhunter whips Gods Tears into the ropes. Gods Tears misses with a kick. Gods Tears misses with a clothesline. Gods Tears hits The Headhunter with a backdrop. Gods Tears executes the Hurt on The Headhunter.] VM: Gods Tears has the Hurt on! JV: The fat lady is singing. [The Headhunter summons one last burst of energy. Sean Ceigersmidt tells The Headhunter to respond or he'll stop the fight. The Headhunter nods.] VM: I wouldn't count Headhunter out just yet. JV: No I meant that literally. Third row, section 5. As a matter of fact, all of these women are kinda fat. Guess there's nothing to do in Wyoming but eat. VM: Oh, get off it. They're not that bad. [Sean Ceigersmidt tells The Headhunter to respond or he'll stop the fight. The Headhunter nods. Sean Ceigersmidt tells The Headhunter to respond or he'll stop the fight. The Headhunter nods.] VM: Headhunter holding on for dear life but I don't know how much more he can take. [Sean Ceigersmidt tells The Headhunter to respond or he'll stop the fight. The Headhunter doesn't respond. Sean Ceigersmidt stops the fight after 25 seconds.] VM: And apparently Headhunter has passed out as Ceigersmidt finally stops the match. [The crowd erupts. "Hand of Death" plays.] RA: The winner is Gods Tears!! In a time of 9:46! VM: Great win for the former toughman champion. We'll be right back after these messages. ------------------ Commercial for the Ides Of March: Free For All Match: Panzer Sturm vs. Axel Mate Flash vs. Hot Shot Donovan Final Judgement Match: Sandman vs. Rock 'n Roll Animal Tag Team Title match: Sound & Fury vs. Living Dead International Title match: HardRock vs. Sean "The Duke" McKenzie American Title match: Hot Shot Donovan vs. Mr. Shhh Toughman Title match: "Tiger" Tom Pho vs. Fatal Fury World Title match: Equalizer vs. Gangsta member of Animal's choice. -------------- [Dean Obermann is holding a microphone.] DO: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Rock 'n Roll Animal! ["Rock 'n Roll All Night" by Kiss begins to play as Animal and Jukebox Hero walk down the aisle. The Animal is wearing his wrestling gear, and a large cowboy hat. Jukebox Hero is now dressed as Sandman, complete with fake Cracker Jack tatoos all over his bare arms. The crowd erupts and sings along with the chorus...] # I..wanna rock 'n roll all niiiiiight.... And party ev-ah-ry day...# [The music stops. Jukebox flexes for the crowd as Animal takes the mic.] Animal: Meeeeeeeaaaaaaan Deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaannnnnn! Jukebox: Whoo. [The crowd laughs.] Animal: It seems that I am without a match this evening. However, since we all now what a fair and merciful man Mr. Frenck is... [Mixed pop at the mention of our President's name.] Animal: ...I'm hoping that he will grant me a small favor. You see, I have a match with that delusional fellow they call The Sandman next week. [Crowd pops at the mention of the match.] Animal: ...and I want to be ready for it, since I've never been in a Final Judgment match before. Tonight, right here on Slaughterhouse, in front of all the Gangsta faithful, I demand a match with the guy that cost me the World Title two weeks ago. I want The Vigilante in a Final Judgment match tonight! [The crowd cheers.] Animal: And, Vigilante, you'll be lying right here, across a table, as The Animal coming flying toward you, eight miles high and falling fast. Then you'll be nothing...but another victim. ["Rock 'n Roll All Night" plays as Animal and Jukebox leave, pausing to slap hands with the ringside fans. Suddenly "Uprising" by Damn Yankees starts to play. The Vigilante comes down and meets Animal in the aisle. He is carrying with him a microphone.] V: So you want a match with me punk? Fine! You got it! [Vigilante then nails ANimal with a roundhouse right. Vigilante picks Animal up ina headlock and drags him down to the ring and then throws him in.] VM: How about this!? We got ourselves a bonus match! [The Vigilante whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits The Vigilante with a clothesline. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a slap, but The Vigilante blocks it. The Vigilante attempts to place Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. The Vigilante places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle. The Vigilante goes for a double underhook superplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal throws The Vigilante off the turnbuckle.] VM: Aside from the little brawl in the aisle, it's been all Anmial. JV: And how many of us are surprised about that? Let's face it, if Brian Frenck didn't bring him in when the league first started, he wouldn't even be here right now. [Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a back heel kick on The Vigilante. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips The Vigilante into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal catches The Vigilante in a sleeperhold. The Vigilante reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars. The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits The Vigilante with a knee to the back. Rock 'n Roll Animal throws The Vigilante out of the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up a table.] VM: And here comes the table. And remember, not only do you have to drive your opponent through the table, but he has to then stay down for a ten count. JV: This match named after the great Pagan. Why? I'm not sure. It's not like he invented this match. [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a powerslam, but The Vigilante counters it with a lariat. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Vigilante takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a choke slam. The Vigilante sets up Rock 'n Roll Animal on the table. The Vigilante tries to drive Rock 'n Roll Animal through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half.] VM: And the Vigilante goes through the table. Now he has to get up before Matt Compton counts to ten. [Rock 'n Roll Animal has the crowd going wild. Matt Compton counts: One, two, three, The Vigilante gets to his feet. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a back heel kick on The Vigilante. The Vigilante uses a short clothesline on Rock 'n Roll Animal. There are lots of chants for The Vigilante. The Vigilante places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle. The Vigilante goes for the Vendetta, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a low blow.] VM: And that low blow stops Vigilante in his tracks and he falls backwards onto the mat. JV: Good thing too. He was going to go for his top rope brainbuster there. [Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks The Vigilante. The crowd is going crazy. The Vigilante punches Rock 'n Roll Animal. The Vigilante chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is really behind The Vigilante. Rock 'n Roll Animal punches The Vigilante. The Vigilante punches Rock 'n Roll Animal. The Vigilante nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a snap suplex. There are lots of chants for The Vigilante. The Vigilante yells "You feel tough now, punk?" at his opponent.] JV: He's asked that question in every single match, but no one has ever answeed him. [There are lots of chants for The Vigilante. The Vigilante hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a thrust kick to the head. The Vigilante whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits The Vigilante with an elbow. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a knee to the back on The Vigilante. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips The Vigilante into the ropes. The Vigilante misses with a shoulderblock. The Vigilante hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with an elbow. The Vigilante nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a snap suplex.] VM: Right now Vigilante is looking pretty impressive against the former world champ. JV: And it's because of him that Animal is a FORMER world champ. [The Vigilante whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the turnbuckle. The Vigilante takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a kick to the midsection. The Vigilante hits a snap mare on Rock 'n Roll Animal. The Vigilante nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with the Garvin Stomp. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails The Vigilante with a legsweep. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a lariat on The Vigilante. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips The Vigilante into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails The Vigilante with a back heel kick. Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits The Vigilante with a clothesline. The Vigilante falls out of the ring.] VM: Huge clothesline sends Vigilante tumbling out of the ring. [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up a table.] JV: Damn good thing we had those extra tables lying around. [Rock 'n Roll Animal whips The Vigilante into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Vigilante knocks Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ringpost. The chants for The Vigilante are deafening. The Vigilante sets up Rock 'n Roll Animal on the table. The Vigilante tries to drive Rock 'n Roll Animal through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails The Vigilante with a dropkick.] VM: After narrowly avoiding getting driven through the table, Animal nails him with a dropkick to send the Vigilante flying off. JV: Animal is lucky he didn't break the table when he landed on it after the dropkick. [Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up The Vigilante on the table. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a frog splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Rock 'n Roll Animal has the crowd going wild.] VM: And again, Vigilante is driven through the table. [Matt Compton counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The crowd is giving Rock 'n Roll Animal a standing ovation.] VM: And Animal got his revenge on the man that cost him the world title. RA: The winner is Rock 'n Roll Animal!! In a time of 5:19! VM: We gotta take a commercial break and then it's time for our main event. ----------- commercials for TT, ATW, and Ides Of March ----------- VM: All right welcome back. We're running short on time so let's send it down to Rick Ascott. RA: The following is a barbed wire match. ["Is There a Heaven For A Gangsta?" by Master P starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his mamanger, Mr. Bone Breaker, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 242 pounds, here is The Original Gangsta!! [The two men emerge from the entrance and make thier way down to the ring. The crowd boos loudly. As they enter the ring, the music fades down and "Stayin' Alive" by Siobhan Lynch starts to play.] RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his bodyguards Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith, from New York City, weighing in at 240 pounds, here is Mr. Shhh!! [The three men make their way to the ring. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Most of the applause is coming from the fans that want to see the break up of Trinity.] VM: All right, this is the match that at one point became Shhh vs. Animal when OG announced his retirement. But he has since delayed his retirement so that he could wrestle Mr. Shhh and see the demise of Trinity. [They lock up. Mr. Shhh whips The Original Gangsta into the barbed wire. Mr. Shhh goes for a German suplex, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta hits Mr. Shhh with a waistlock suplex. Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up. A small "The Original Gangsta" chant is being started. The Original Gangsta grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the barbed wire. Mr. Shhh is busted wide open.] VM: Shhh bleeding from the forehead just a couple seconds into the match. [Mr. Shhh hits The Original Gangsta with a dragon suplex. Matt Compton counts: One, kickout. The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh rakes The Original Gangsta's face across the barbed wire. The Original Gangsta is busted wide open.] VM: And now O.G. is busted open. JV: You gotta love that barbed wire. It's been a while since we've had a barbed wire match. [Mr. Shhh hits The Original Gangsta with a thrust kick to the head. There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, kickout. The Original Gangsta is bleeding profusely. Mr. Shhh hits a punch on The Original Gangsta. Mr. Shhh kicks The Original Gangsta. The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh chops The Original Gangsta. There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh grinds The Original Gangsta's face across the barbed wire. Mr. Shhh nails The Original Gangsta with a faceslam.] VM: Mr. Shhh is all over OG. JV: Well Shhh has a lot of anger to get out of his system. Losing his belt to Donovan and then only to have DOnovan get inducted into Trinity, his feud with Equalizer, and plus the turmoil within Trinity. [Mr. Shhh rakes The Original Gangsta's face across the barbed wire. Mr. Shhh executes a knee to the back on The Original Gangsta. Mr. Shhh nails The Original Gangsta with a knee to the back. Mr. Shhh uses a double underhook piledriver on The Original Gangsta. Mr. Shhh has the crowd going wild. Mr. Shhh rakes The Original Gangsta's face across the barbed wire. Mr. Shhh goes for a scorpion deathlock, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring. The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes. The Original Gangsta is handed a frying pan. The Original Gangsta hits him with the frying pan. The Original Gangsta hits him with the frying pan.] VM: Obviously showing their support for SWF legend, Doug Bacon. [The Original Gangsta whips Mr. Shhh into the guardrail. The Original Gangsta sets up a table. Mr. Jones comes from behind and distracts The Original Gangsta. Mr. Bone Breaker comes from behind and distracts Mr. Shhh. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mr. Shhh whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Mr. Shhh hits The Original Gangsta with a kick to the head. Mr. Bone Breaker comes from behind and distracts Mr. Shhh. The Original Gangsta sets up Mr. Shhh on the table. The Original Gangsta executes a brain buster through the table. The table is broken in half.] JV: They think this is a Final Judgement match or something? VM: I don't know, but either way, that brainbuster has knocked Shhh out. [The crowd is behind The Original Gangsta all the way. The Original Gangsta whips Mr. Shhh into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mr. Jones comes from behind and distracts The Original Gangsta. Mr. Smith revives Mr. Shhh and hands him the frying pan.] JV: Great work by the bodyguards. [Mr. Shhh hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is going crazy. Mr. Shhh whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Mr. Shhh goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Original Gangsta counters it with an elbowsmash. The Original Gangsta hits Mr. Shhh with a double underhook backbreaker. The Original Gangsta goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a backdrop.] VM: OG went to the well once too often with that double underhook backbreaker. [Mr. Shhh hits The Original Gangsta with a fist to the midsection. Mr. Shhh whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Mr. Shhh hits The Original Gangsta with a Tombstone. Mr. Shhh is handed a keyboard. Mr. Shhh hits him with the keyboard. The crowd is behind Mr. Shhh all the way. Mr. Shhh hits him with the keyboard.] VM: Shhh nailing OG with that keyboard. JV: The obvious question is "What's a keyboard doing at a wrestling show?" [The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh hits him with a keyboard. Mr. Shhh whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Mr. Jones comes from behind and distracts The Original Gangsta. Mr. Shhh whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Mr. Shhh knocks The Original Gangsta into the ringsteps.] JV: And now OG is bouncing around like a pinball. [The crowd is giving Mr. Shhh a standing ovation. Mr. Shhh executes a thrust kick to the head on The Original Gangsta. Mr. Shhh sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mr. Jones comes from behind, but The Original Gangsta nails Mr. Jones. Mr. Shhh goes for an armlock leglock submission, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.] VM: These guys have been outside of the ring more than they have been in it. [Mr. Jones comes from behind, but The Original Gangsta nails Mr. Jones. Mr. Shhh takes The Original Gangsta down with a spinebuster slam. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Original Gangsta sets up Mr. Shhh on the table. The Original Gangsta tries to drive Mr. Shhh through the table with a brain buster, but he blocks it. Mr. Shhh reenters the ring.] VM: Shhh almost went through the table head first. But he blocked it and took the opportunity to jump back in the ring. [The Original Gangsta follows him back in. Mr. Shhh rakes The Original Gangsta's face across the barbed wire. Mr. Shhh uses a belly-to-back suplex on The Original Gangsta. Mr. Shhh is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Shhh goes for a dragon suplex, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the barbed wire.] JV: Shhh's face is going to be shredded by the end of this match. [The Original Gangsta hits a kneebreaker on Mr. Shhh. The Original Gangsta nails Mr. Shhh with a waistlock suplex. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The Original Gangsta scrapes Mr. Shhh's face across the barbed wire. The Original Gangsta uses a front-layout suplex on Mr. Shhh. The Original Gangsta is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The Original Gangsta executes a German suplex on Mr. Shhh. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The Original Gangsta complains about a slow count.] VM: OG with a whole series of two counts. This would be a big win for him. OG has been on a quest lately to get himself with in title contention. [The Original Gangsta uses a snap suplex on Mr. Shhh. The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Mr. Shhh.] VM: Suplex!! And the cover! [The crowd is giving The Original Gangsta a standing ovation. The Original Gangsta goes for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, three. Mr. Shhh complains about a fast count.] VM: He did it!!! O.G. got the win!!! ["Is There a Heaven For A Gangsta" starts to play. The crowd is giving The Original Gangsta a standing ovation.] RA: The winner is The Original Gangsta!! In a time of 8:19! [OG and Mr. Bone Breaker head back to the lockerrooms.] VM: This is a huge step in getting himself a title shot in the future. [Mr. Shhh and his bodyguards are visibly upset and go chasing after OG.] JV: And there goes Shhh and the men in black! VM: We are sending a cameraman back to the locker room area now to see what is happening. [Cut to a darkened hallway in the back of the Arena. We see Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith brawling into view, as they are trading blows with Mr. Bone Breaker, Jukebox Hero and "Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds.] VM: It looks like Mr. Shhh and his bodyguards are taking on the Gangstas! JV: But where is Mr. Shhh? [The cameraman moved to his right. We see a bloody Original Gangsta and an equally bloody Mr. Shhh rolling around on the floor, trading punches.] VM: After all that we've seen this evening, Mr. Shhh and The Original Gangsta are still fighting! JV: This is incredible, McMihn! [Rock 'n Roll Animal and Headhunter enter the shot. They grab Mr. Shhh and pull him off of the Origianl Gangsta. The three men then hold Mr. Shhh to the ground. O.G. makes a motion off camera.] JV: They've got Mr. Shhh! VM: What's going on? [Suddenly, a massive man in a black body suit enters the shot. He is wearing a gold mask and is obviously at least 6 foot 6. He is carrying a steel chair. He stands with his back to the camera, obscuring our vision of Mr. Shhh. He brings the chair up above his head and slams it down toward Mr. Shhh's knees. There is a howl of pain from Mr. Shhh.] VM: Who is that? JV: It's gotta be the mystery Gangsta! And whoever he is, he's huge! [The mystery men again slams the chair down toward Mr. Shhh's knees. Another scream of pain. Animal and O.G. suddenly notice the camera man.] Animal: Hey! He's not supposed to be here! O.G.: Go AWAY, little man! Don't make me get fined again! [They approach the camera. The camera turns and rapidly moves in the other direction...] VM: The Gangstas tried to end his career. He'll be lucky if he can wrestle next week! JV: well, if he can't, who will wrestle for the American title? VM: I think the next person in line would be O.G.! JV: Hahaha! What a great plan. Eliminate Shhh, and OG gets a title shot! What briliance on the part of the gangstas! VM: I think it's sick. Fans we are out of time. We'll try to have an update on Shhh's condition on Triumphant Tuesday. There is no Slaughterhouse next week.. JV: Hey all right! Week off! VM: No, next week is Ides Of March, so we'll be working then. JV: Damn! VM: Well we are out of time, see you next week! [fade to black]