[Screen fades up to a black and white shot of an old gymnasium with a
wrestling ring.  The chairs around the ring are in complete disarray.
The ring itself is in bad shape.  There are holes in the mat.  The ring
apron has several tears, and one of the turnbuckles is completely broken
and all of the ropes are sagging.  An old janitor with a pushbroom
walks into the screen while sweeping the ring area.  The camera starts
to zoom in as he stops and pauses for a second.  The janitor then moves
a chair and reaches down to pick something up.  The scene cuts to an
over the shoulder shot of the Janitor picking up a dusty, tarnished
belt.  The janitor dusts off the belt to reveal that it is the SWF
Toughman belt.  He then throws it into the ring.  The camera follows the
belt in slow motion as it flies through the air towards the ring.  Scene
cuts to a close up shot from above of the belt landing in the center of
the ring.  it lays there for a second, then the belt starts to eminate a
gold glow.  Blue lightning bolts shoot out from the belt to all parts of
the ring as "Resurrection" by Brian May starts to play.  the scene cuts back
to the black and white wideshot.  As the blue lightning bolts shoot across
the ring, the ring transforms back into mint condition and is in with a
whiteish glow against the black and white gym.  The scene then starts to
show shot of wrestlers performing moves.  The wrestlers are partially
transparent and also have a white glow to them, giving them a ghostlike
appearence.  among the shots is Sandman applying his sleeperhold.  Gods Tears
nailing someone with a flying reverse elbowdrop.  Boom-Boom powerbombing his
opponent.  Rock 'n Roll Animal bodyslamming a wrestler.  Doug Bacon executing
the Fried Bacon top-rope DDT.  Moon Dog Gator howling in the middle of the
ring.  Mr. Shhh hitting a wrestler with a superkick.  The Living Dead
executing the Autopsy.  Tom Pho punching someone.  The Thugz nail a guy with
a double superkick.  The screen then dissolves to the SWF Slaughterhouse logo.]

VM: Hello and welcome to SWF Slaughterhouse!  Live from St. Louis,
Missouri.  And have we got a line up for you tonight.

JV: But there's only one match that everyone cares about.  And that of
course is the World Title Match between Rock 'n Roll Animal and
Equalizer.

VM: Right you are Johnny.  And if Equalizer is pinned or submits, he is
banned from the SWF for one full year.  And if that didn't make things
interesting enough, the referee for the match is The Vigilante!  A man
who despises Equalizer.  As a matter of fact, this card is so jammed
pack that we already had one of our matches before the start of the
program when the rookie Giant Killer took on T.w.O.'s Mr. Roboto.  Giant
Killer had total control of the match and finally finished Roboto off
with a top rope faceslam that he calls the Vengeance.  Anyways, we have
a lot to get through to night, and it already looks like we're going to
go into overtime so let's go down to Rick Ascott.

RA: The following is a kickboxing style match.  The match will consist
of 10 3 minute rounds.  The match will continue until one person is
pinned or all the rounds are completed.  A wrestler may not leave the
ring or throw his opponent out.  ["Chariots Of Fire" starts to play.]
Introducing first, from Leeds, England, weighing in at 255 pounds, here
is Kieran Hawke!!

[Kieran Hawke makes his way to the ring.  He slaps hands with many of
the fans along the way.  The crowd cheers him on.  He enters the ring as
his music dies down.  "Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugs 'N Harmony
starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, from the Phillipines, weighing in at 245 pounds,
here is "Tiger" Tom Pho!!

[Tom Pho emerges from the entrance and makes his way to the ring.  He
also slaps hands with the fans who cheer him wildly.]

VM: All right!  Both men are in the ring.  Referee Sean Ceigersmidt is
going over the rules with both men.  they touch fists and go to their
opposite corners.  There's the bell.

[They lock up.
Tom Pho whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes.
Tom Pho takes Kieran Hawke down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Kieran Hawke.
The crowd is really behind Tom Pho.]

JV: This was a great idea.  Looks like this match will break the
quickest match record.

[Tom Pho goes for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Wrong Johnny!  Kieran manages to kick out of Tom Pho's finisher.

[Tom Pho executes a tiger driver on Kieran Hawke.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Pho takes Kieran Hawke down with a spinebuster slam.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind Tom Pho all the way.
Kieran Hawke nails Tom Pho with a back heel kick.
Kieran Hawke nails Tom Pho with a Gorilla Press.]

VM: Kieran finally with some offense.

[The crowd is really behind Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke goes for a back heel kick, but Tom Pho counters it with a
legsweep.
Tom Pho goes for a spin kick, but Kieran Hawke counters it with a
duck-down move.
Kieran Hawke takes Tom Pho down with a bodyslam.
Kieran Hawke whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho with a shoulderblock.
Kieran Hawke executes a kick to the midsection on Tom Pho.
Kieran Hawke takes Tom Pho down with a lariat.]

JV: You know, I think Frenck should've made this a true kickboxing match
instead of this hybrid thing.

VM: But just think of all the research we would have to do in order to
commentate on it.

JV: Hell with the research.  I'll wing it.

[Kieran Hawke goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke goes for a lariat, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke goes for a roundhouse right, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho hits Kieran Hawke with a clothesline.
Tom Pho takes Kieran Hawke down with a thrust kick to the head.
Tom Pho goes for a tiger driver, but Kieran Hawke blocks it.
Kieran Hawke executes a lariat on Tom Pho.
The bell rings.]

VM: And that ends round one!

JV: You know these rounds are going to kill a persons momentum.  Plus it
gives your opponent a chance to rest up.

VM: Very true.  But they don't get much time to rest up.  As a matter of
fact, there's the bell again.

[Kieran Hawke goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho nails Kieran Hawke with a kick to the head.
Tom Pho executes a clothesline on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho hits a punch on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes.]

VM: Tom Pho goes back to work on Kieran.

JV: And that's what I'm talking about.  Kieran had managed to put an end
to Pho's offense and started with his own when the bell rang and now Pho
is back in control.

[Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Kieran Hawke goes for a Gorilla Press, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Kieran Hawke with an elbow.
Tom Pho catches Kieran Hawke in a figure-four leglock.]

VM: Tom Pho going to work on Kieran's legs.

[Kieran Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kieran Hawke reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Tom Pho goes for a splash, but Kieran Hawke counters it with a roll away.
Kieran Hawke takes Tom Pho down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Kieran Hawke is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kieran Hawke yells and shakes his head.]

JV: I think Kieran's having a seizure!

VM: No that's just his way of getting pumped up.

[Kieran Hawke is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kieran Hawke whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke goes for a roundhouse right, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a shoulderblock.
Kieran Hawke hits a roundhouse right on Tom Pho.
Kieran Hawke goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with
a punch.
Tom Pho nails Kieran Hawke with a Frankensteiner.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, the bell rings.
Tom Pho has the crowd going wild.]

VM: The bell saves Kieran and thus ends round 2.

JV: Boy that's going to be annoying if the bell can stop a pinfall.

VM: Well in many states, depending on the athletic commission, a
knockout count can be stopped by the bell.  Speaking of bells, it just
rang again.

[Kieran Hawke uses a fallaway slam on Tom Pho.
Kieran Hawke gets an armbar submission on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

JV: Now there's godd strategy.  Kieran's done his homework and knows
about the Tiger Heart Punch so he's trying to take his arm out.

[Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Kieran Hawke yells and shakes his head.]

JV: I think he's epileptic.

VM: I can't wait for the complaint letters to start flowing in.

[The crowd is really behind Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho with a fist to the midsection.
Kieran Hawke catches Tom Pho in a figure-four leglock.]

VM: Now Kieran's going to work on the legs.  And he's got Pho right in
the middle of the ring.

[Tom Pho's shoulders are on the mat.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Pho's shoulders are on the mat.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: Twice Pho almost got pinned there.

[Kieran Hawke lets go after 19 seconds.]

JV: Why did he let go?  I would've kept that on until the bell rang or
Pho gave up.

[Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho with a fallaway slam.
Tom Pho goes for a sleeperhold, but Kieran Hawke blocks it.
Kieran Hawke goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with
a punch.
Tom Pho goes for a powerslam, but Kieran Hawke counters it with a lariat.
Kieran Hawke runs into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke misses with an elbow.
Tom Pho misses with a kick.
Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho with a backdrop.
Kieran Hawke whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho with a backdrop.]

VM: I have to say that with two guys that have such an extensive
kickboxing background, I would've expected much more kickbosing between
the two.

JV: Well this is wrestling, not kickboxing.

[Kieran Hawke whips Tom Pho into the turnbuckle, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Tom Pho hits Kieran Hawke with a bodyslam.
Kieran Hawke goes for a running powerslam, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho hits Kieran Hawke with a spin kick.
Tom Pho hits a knee to the back on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho puts Kieran Hawke in a sleeperhold.
Kieran Hawke is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The bell rings after 9 seconds.]

VM: And again Kieran is saved by the bell.

JV: Horrible show.  Especially that damn Screech kid.

[Tom Pho executes neck-scissors on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho chops Kieran Hawke.
The crowd is behind Tom Pho all the way.
Tom Pho kicks Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke kicks Tom Pho.
There are lots of chants for Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke chops Tom Pho.
The crowd is really behind Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke punches Tom Pho.]

VM: Here we go.  Now we're getting some kickboxing.

JV: Although this could backfire on Kieran.  Tom Pho has a much deeper
kickboxing background than him.

[The crowd is cheering on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho goes for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch, but Kieran Hawke counters it with
a duck-down move.]

VM: Kieran avoids Tom Pho's finisher.

JV: If he had hit that, this match would be over.

[There are lots of chants for Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho.
Kieran Hawke chops Tom Pho.
Kieran Hawke is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tom Pho chops Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke punches Tom Pho.
The crowd is responding to Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho.
Kieran Hawke punches Tom Pho.
Kieran Hawke hits the Stinger Splash on Tom Pho.]

VM: Kieran Hawke is now on fire as he wails away on Tom Pho.

JV: And speaking of whales, looks like I'm going to have to miss Moby
Dick on USA beacuase we have the Ides Of March that same day.

[Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Kieran Hawke uses a fallaway slam on Tom Pho.
Kieran Hawke goes for a roundhouse right, but Tom Pho counters it with
an armbar submission.]

VM: I'm shocked that you would even want to watch that.

JV: Hey, it's got Jean Luc Picard in it.  I have to admit, I like Star
Trek movies.

VM: Moby DIck isn't a Star Trek movie.

JV: Then what's Picard doing in it?

[Kieran Hawke reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds.
Tom Pho takes Kieran Hawke down with the Stinger Splash.
Tom Pho goes for a spin kick, but Kieran Hawke counters it with a
duck-down move.
Kieran Hawke hits Tom Pho with an armdrag takedown.
Tom Pho takes Kieran Hawke down with a bodyslam.
The bell rings.]

VM: And there's the end of round 4.  I'd like to take this opportunity
to wish SWF's Vice President Pat McNeil good luck on his bar exam this
week.

JV: Great.  Just what the SWF needs.  Another lawyer.  One in management
no less.

[Tom Pho whips Kieran Hawke into the turnbuckle.
Tom Pho charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Kieran Hawke
moves out of the way.
The crowd is cheering on Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke goes for a lariat, but Tom Pho counters it with a duck-down move.
Tom Pho hits Kieran Hawke with a DDT.
The crowd is behind Tom Pho all the way.
Tom Pho nails Kieran Hawke with a kick to the thigh.
Tom Pho nails Kieran Hawke with a bodyslam.
Tom Pho is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, shoulder up.]

VM: Only a one count.

JV: Well with these breaks, you gotta go for the pin later on in the
round.  You won't be able to get it at the beginning cuz the guy just
rested.

[Tom Pho whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes, but Kieran Hawke reverses it.
Kieran Hawke goes for a football tackle, but Tom Pho counters it with
a side step.
The crowd is behind Tom Pho all the way.
Tom Pho goes for a tiger suplex, but Kieran Hawke blocks it.
Kieran Hawke goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho executes a punch on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho hits Kieran Hawke with a powerslam.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Kieran kicks out as Ceigersmidts hand was on the way down.

[Tom Pho uses a flying lariat on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Kieran Hawke.
Tom Pho goes for the pin.]

VM: He nailed him with his finisher.  And the cover!!!

[Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.  "Look Into My Eyes" by
Bone Thugz 'n Harmony starts to play.]

RA: The winner is Tom Pho!! In a time of 13:31!

VM: A very impressive match for both wrestlers.  And the judges had this
match scored pretty evenly thoughout.

JV: What judges?

VM: Ok, we don't have any judges.  I just got caught up in the
kickboxing.  We gotta take a break, but don't go anywhere.  We still
have plenty of action ahead.

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Jagged Edge's Pizza Hut Commercial, SWF Soundtrack commercial,
commercial for Ides Of March.
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VM: Ok, welcome back.  Up next we got a great tag match.  Let's go to
Rick Ascott.

RA: The following is an elimination tag match.  ["Hands Of Death" by
Alice Cooper and White Zombie starts to play.]  Introducing first,
weighing in at a combined weight of 604 pounds, here are SWF Toughman
Champion Gods Tears and Flash!!

[Gods Tears, Flash and Flash's manager, Higgins, make their way to the ring
as the crowd boos loudly.  As they enter the ring their music dies down and
"Born On The Bayou" by Creedence Clearwater Revival starts to play.]

RA: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 617 pounds,
here are Hexx & Headhunter!!

[The two men, along with Hexx's manager, King Cobra make their way to
the ring.  The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]

VM: All right we're going to watch the two top guys in the newly formed
S.O.B. stable do battle with two members of the Gangstas.

[Flash and Gods Tears go after Headhunter
Gods Tears and Flash whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
They hit The Headhunter with a double fist to the midsection.]

VM: The S.O.B.'s start with the double teaming right away.

[Flash leaves the ring.
Gods Tears hits a German suplex on The Headhunter.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is responding to Gods Tears.
Gods Tears uses a headbutt on The Headhunter.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on The Headhunter.]

VM: Gods Tears is wasting no time as he already has applied The Hurt.

JV: Looks like Hexx will have to fend for himself.

[The Headhunter is writhing in pain.
Sean Ceigersmidt checks The Headhunter's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !
The Headhunter fights his way out of the hold after 36 seconds.]

VM: No!  Headhunter has managed to fight his way out of the hold and is
now on the offensive.

[The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter takes Gods Tears down with a back heel kick.
The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears hits The Headhunter.
The crowd is behind Gods Tears all the way.
Gods Tears hits The Headhunter.
The Headhunter kicks Gods Tears.
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter hits Gods Tears.]

JV: Headhunter needs to make a tag.  You can tell that he's still a bit
woozy from The Hurt.

[A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter goes for a faceslam, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears punches The Headhunter.
The crowd is giving Gods Tears a standing ovation.
The Headhunter kicks Gods Tears.
Gods Tears punches The Headhunter.
Gods Tears goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but The Headhunter
counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter hits a DDT on Gods Tears.
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".]

JV: Actually, I believe that Animal is the best since he has the World
Title.

VM: And don't forget, that in our main event tonight, we'll see Animal
defend his belt against Equalizer.

JV: You gotta give Animal credit.  The World Champ is only required to
defend his belt at the PPV's, but Animal defends that belt more often
than that.

[The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter leaves the ring.
He returns with a keyboard.
The Headhunter hits him with the keyboard.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for a jumping DDT, but Gods Tears counters it with
a backdrop.]

VM: Oh my!  It looked like Headhunter landed on his head.

JV: And to make things worse, he landed on the keyboard he brought in.

[Gods Tears is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: And a very near fall there.

[Gods Tears tags out to Flash.
Hexx enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Flash and Gods Tears whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
They hit The Headhunter with a double fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears leaves the ring.
Flash takes The Headhunter down with a kneeling headbutt.
Flash goes for an atomic drop, but The Headhunter counters it with a
facerake.]

VM: Headhunter's neck seems to be hurting.

JV: So Flash should be working in his neck.  If you see a weakness, you
gotta go for it.

[The Headhunter tags out to Hexx.]

VM: And there's the much needed tag.

[Hexx hits Flash with an elbow.
Hexx nails Flash with a double underhook backbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Hexx.
Hexx is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, Gods Tears makes the save.]

JV: Flash sucks.  He had to have Gods Tears make the save.  He's barely
taken any punishment.

[Hexx hits a double-axhandle chop on Flash.
Hexx takes Flash down with a diving shoulderblock.
Hexx is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hexx takes a swing at Flash with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way.
Flash snatches the keyboard from him.
Flash takes a swing at Hexx with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way.
Hexx snatches the keyboard from him.
Hexx hits him with the keyboard.]

JV: FInally, it was beginning to look like the Oakland A's in there with
all those strikes.

[There are lots of chants for Hexx.
Flash is busted wide open.
Hexx throws Flash out of the ring.
Hexx goes through the ropes.
Hexx whips Flash into the guardrail.]

VM: Hexx dominating on the outside and the cut on Flash's forehead gets
worse.

[The Headhunter comes over to make it two-on-one.
Hexx and The Headhunter hit Flash with a double faceslam.
Gods Tears comes over and lays out The Headhunter.
Gods Tears uses a kick to the head on Hexx.
Flash takes Hexx down with a crotch slam.
Higgins comes from behind, but Hexx nails Higgins.]

JV: You know, there's one thing I want to know about this Higgins guy.

VM: What's that?

JV: Is he Robin Masters?

[Flash whips Hexx into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Gods Tears comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Headhunter comes over and lays out Gods Tears.
The Headhunter executes a kick to the head on Flash.
Hexx goes for a full nelson, but Flash blocks it.
Flash and Gods Tears hit Hexx with a double punch.
The Headhunter comes over and lays out Gods Tears.]

JV: And what's happened with Magnum, T.C., and Rick?  I tell ya, if
there was ever a show that should have a re-union, it's Magnum, P.I.

[The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
Hexx whips Flash into the guardrail.
Hexx reenters the ring.
Flash follows him back in.
Hexx hits Flash with a jawbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Hexx.
Hexx goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Flash blocks it.
Flash goes for a tiger suplex, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx whips Flash into the ropes.
Flash hits Hexx with an elbow.
Flash hits a tiger suplex on Hexx.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Flash complains about a slow count.]

VM: Listen to this guy complain.  He's cursing at referee Sean
Ceigersmidt.

[There are lots of chants for Flash.
Flash whips Hexx into the ropes, but Hexx reverses it.
Hexx takes Flash down with a fist to the midsection.
Hexx goes for the Bayou Bomb, but Flash counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Flash chops Hexx.
There are lots of chants for Flash.
Flash chops Hexx.
The crowd is really behind Flash.
Flash uses a low blow on Hexx.]

VM: So what are your impressions on the new stable called S.O.B.?

JV: I despise it.  It seems like everyone that has a belt has to have a
stable.  Gods Tears, Donovan and Sound & Fury were all guys that held
belts but weren't in a stable.  Now they're all in stables.

[Gods Tears enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Headhunter enters the ring and throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Hexx and The Headhunter whip Flash into the ropes.
They hit Flash with a double elbowsmash.
The Headhunter leaves the ring.
Hexx hits a low blow on Flash.
The Headhunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hexx and The Headhunter hit Flash with a double faceslam.]

JV: And what's really bad about is that some of them just sold out.  I
mean can you tell me why Donovan would turn his back on the fans and
join a stable that has attacked him before?

[Hexx and The Headhunter hit Flash with a double chop.
Gods Tears enters the ring and throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
The crowd is giving Gods Tears a standing ovation.
Gods Tears hits Hexx with a Tombstone.
Flash uses a jumping elbow thrust on Hexx.
Gods Tears leaves the ring.
Flash nails Hexx with a backspin DDT.
There are lots of chants for Flash.]

JV: And you know damn well that if these guys didn't have the belts,
they wouldn't even be asked to enter the stable.  Some of these stables
are so weak, that instead of going out and getting the belts themselves,
they just bring an existing champion into their stable.

[Flash runs into the ropes.
Hexx uses a flying clothesline on Flash.
There are lots of chants for Hexx.
Flash executes a punch on Hexx.
Flash tags out to Gods Tears.
Gods Tears hits Hexx with a punch.
Gods Tears whips Hexx into the turnbuckle.
Gods Tears goes for a headbutt, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx uses a double-axhandle chop on Gods Tears.]

JV: You know back in my day, we didn't have stables.  The closest thing
we would have is a group of managers that were managed by the same guy.

[Hexx uses a diving shoulderblock on Gods Tears.
Hexx has the crowd going wild.
Hexx executes a powerslam on Gods Tears.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind Hexx all the way.
Hexx executes a jawbreaker on Gods Tears.
Hexx whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Gods Tears hits a dropkick to the knee on Hexx.
Hexx locks Gods Tears in a clawhold.]

JV: Now we got The Underground, Trinity, Gangstas, TTK, S.O.B. T.w.O.
It's gotten out of hand I tell you.

[Gods Tears is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hexx lets go after 11 seconds.
Gods Tears uses a Tombstone on Hexx.
Gods Tears whips Hexx into the ropes, but Hexx reverses it.
Gods Tears hits Hexx with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears whips Hexx into the ropes, but Hexx reverses it.
Gods Tears executes a knee to the back on Hexx.
Hexx uses a snap mare on Gods Tears.]

JV: I've heard wrestlers complaining.  Saying that Brian Frenck is
trying to break up the stables.  I say more power to him.  Give me the
good old days where it was every man for himself.  Nowadays, instead of
trying to outwrestle you, they try to outnumber you.

[Hexx goes for a spinebuster slam, but Gods Tears counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
Gods Tears whips Hexx into the ropes.
Gods Tears goes for a kick to the head, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Hexx runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Gods Tears lifts his knee.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Gods Tears.
Gods Tears hits Hexx with a kick to the midsection.
Gods Tears takes Hexx down with a forearm to the back.
Gods Tears takes Hexx down with a legsweep.
Hexx uses a low blow on Gods Tears.]

JV: And all these cheesy mottos.  "If you're not a Gangsta, you're a
victim."  "If you're not Trinity, you're roadkill."  "T.w.O. 4
Eternity."  It's like a friggin' Presidential campaign.

[Hexx runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears executes a dropkick to the knee on Hexx.
Gods Tears takes Hexx down with a punch.
Hexx whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Hexx runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Gods Tears lifts his knee.
The chants for Gods Tears are deafening.
Flash enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]

JV: Plus it makes it near impossible for the new guys to have any
success.  They gotta keep looking over their back to see if any of the
other stable members are going to jump him from behind.  The new guys
don't have anyone watching their backs.

[Gods Tears and Flash hit Hexx with a double kneeling headbutt.
The Headhunter enters the ring and throws Flash out of the ring.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter uses a kick to the head on Gods Tears.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
Hexx catches Gods Tears in a full nelson.
Hexx lets go after 5 seconds.
The Headhunter leaves the ring.
Hexx hits Gods Tears with a double underhook backbreaker.
Hexx is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Hexx almost eliminated Gods Tears there.

JV: Don't interrupt me!  And all the attacks.  3 on 1, 4 on 1, 5 on 1.
You know what?  That's just cowardly.  In my day, if you wanted to beat
someone up, you did it yourself.  You didn't have your buddies do it for
you.  If you have to attack someone while outnumbering them 3 or more to
one, that just shows that you are the biggest friggin' wimp in the
world.

[Hexx runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears goes for a clothesline, but Hexx counters it with a duck-down move.
Hexx goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Flash enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Gods Tears and Flash hit Hexx with a double kneeling headbutt.
Flash leaves the ring.
Gods Tears goes for a kick to the midsection, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx executes a spinebuster slam on Gods Tears.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, kickout.
Hexx complains about a slow count.
The crowd erupts.]

JV: There is no honor left in the world of wrestling.  Sure we've all
broken the rules at some time or another, but we never did anything like
sicking 6 guys after one man.

[The Headhunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hexx and The Headhunter whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double kick to the midsection.
Hexx and The Headhunter whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Gods Tears with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
The chants for Gods Tears are deafening.
The Headhunter leaves the ring.
Gods Tears whips Hexx into the turnbuckle.
Gods Tears charges into the corner.]

JV: Plus it's telling that guy that you're attacking "Hey, you're better
than me, so I need all my friends to beat you up."

[Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx hits Gods Tears with a spinning backbreaker.
The crowd is giving Hexx a standing ovation.
Gods Tears uses a punch on Hexx.
Gods Tears executes a dropkick to the knee on Hexx.
Gods Tears hits a knee to the back on Hexx.
Gods Tears takes Hexx down with a jawbreaker.
Hexx whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Hexx executes a punch on Gods Tears.]

VM: You stepping off the soapbox now?

JV: Oh, I guess so.  Gotta save some material for the title match.

[Hexx whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears bumps into Sean Ceigersmidt.
Hexx takes Gods Tears down with a chop.
Hexx runs into the ropes.
Hexx hits Gods Tears with a clothesline.
Hexx is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Sean Ceigersmidt is back on the job.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

JV: That would've been a three count of Ceigersmidt had been on the job.

[Hexx nails Gods Tears with a chop.
Hexx executes a double-axhandle chop on Gods Tears.
Hexx hits Gods Tears with a fist to the midsection.
Hexx executes the Bayou Bomb on Gods Tears.]

VM: Bayou Bomb!  Here's the cover!!!

[Hexx goes for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

VM: No just a little too close to the ropes.

[Hexx goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Gods Tears counters it with
a backdrop.
Gods Tears hits Hexx with a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears hits Hexx with a legsweep.
Gods Tears uses a football tackle on Hexx.
Flash enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Flash hits a thrust kick to the head on Hexx.
There are lots of chants for Flash.
Gods Tears executes a crotch slam on Hexx.]

VM: You've gotten quiet Johnny.

JV: Catching my breath.  Can't remember the last time I talked that much
in one match.  And I still can't believe that no one's been eliminated
yet.

[The crowd is behind Gods Tears all the way.
Flash leaves the ring.
Gods Tears whips Hexx into the turnbuckle.
Gods Tears charges into the corner, but Hexx moves out of the way.
The chants for Hexx are deafening.
Hexx tags out to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter uses a spinebuster slam on Gods Tears.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Two count.  We've passed the 15 minute mark and as Johnny mentioned,
no one has been eliminated.

[The chants for The Headhunter are deafening.
The Headhunter takes Gods Tears down with a double underhook piledriver.
The Headhunter nails Gods Tears with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter nails Gods Tears with a Frankensteiner from the top rope.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.
Gods Tears has been eliminated.]

VM: I take that back!  Headhunter just eliminated Gods Tears!

JV: I would've thought that the Toughman champ would outlast Flash.

VM: Flash now enters the ring to take on Headhunter and Hexx.

[The Headhunter goes for a fisherman suplex, but Flash blocks it.
Flash hits The Headhunter with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Flash nails The Headhunter with a low blow.
Flash goes for a backbreaker, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter uses a jumping side kick on Flash.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Flash hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Flash whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
Flash misses with a clothesline.]

JV: Strike 1!

[Flash misses with a clothesline.]

JV: Strike 2!

[Flash hits The Headhunter with a shoulderblock.]

JV: FInally!

[Flash uses a brain buster on The Headhunter.
The crowd is going crazy.
Flash goes for a choke slam, but The Headhunter counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Flash counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
Flash has the crowd going wild.
In turn, The Headhunter counters it with an armbar submission.]

JV: BTW, who do you think was the bitch?  GT or Flash?

VM: Johnny!  Watch your language.

JV: You can say that word on TV.  Besides it's an honest question.  We
all know what goes on in the prison.  Locked in those cells, going years
without female companionship.  Dropping the soap in the showers...

VM: Please don't go any further.

[Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Flash executes a clothesline on The Headhunter.
Flash nails The Headhunter with a low blow.
Flash is bleeding like hell.
The Headhunter nails Flash with a piledriver.
Flash hits The Headhunter with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.]

VM: That piledriver didn't even phase Flash.

JV: Well that's because he landed on his head.

[The chants for Flash are deafening.
Flash hits The Headhunter with a jawbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Flash uses a stomp on The Headhunter.
Flash goes for a punch, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter takes Flash down with a DDT.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter hits Flash with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter tags out to Hexx.]

VM: And now the big man comes in.

JV: Hexx and Headhunter should be making a lot of quick tags.  Keep it 2
on 1 and they'll get the easy win.

[The Headhunter takes Flash down with a dropkick.
Hexx goes for a full nelson, but Flash blocks it.
The Headhunter leaves the ring.
Flash whips Hexx into the ropes.
Hexx misses with a clothesline.
Hexx misses with a clothesline.
Hexx nails Flash with a side suplex.
The chants for Hexx are deafening.
Flash hits a choke slam on Hexx.]

VM: It is really amazing how these moves don't seem to effect Flash at
all.

JV: I think he's high on PCP.

[Flash hits Hexx with a clothesline.
Flash catches Hexx in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx hits Flash with a headbutt.
Hexx goes for a spinebuster slam, but Flash counters it with a kneelift.
Flash takes Hexx down with a tiger suplex.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Only a two count.

JV: Flash needs to pin someone soon to even things up.

[Flash nails Hexx with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Flash is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, shoulder up.
Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx whips Flash into the ropes.
Hexx goes for an armdrag takedown, but Flash blocks it.
Hexx takes Flash down with an inverted power bomb.
Hexx goes for a headbutt, but Flash blocks it.
Flash hits an inverted atomic drop on Hexx.
Flash takes Hexx down with a low blow.
Flash goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Hexx counters it with a side step.
Hexx hits a headbutt on Flash.
Hexx is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: The Gangsta team was just a fraction of a second away from winning
there.

[Hexx nails Flash with a spinning backbreaker.
Hexx hits a choke slam on Flash.
The chants for Hexx are deafening.
The Headhunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Headhunter goes for a spinebuster slam, but Flash counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The Headhunter rolls out of the ring.]

VM: Flash manages to do more damage to Headhunters already stiff neck.

[Flash whips Hexx into the ropes.
Flash hits Hexx with a kick.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Hexx goes for a chokehold, but Flash counters it with a facerake.
Flash takes Hexx down with a backspin DDT.
Flash takes Hexx down with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flash.
Flash executes a tiger suplex on Hexx.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: And again Hexx is almost pinned.  And he tagging in Headhunter is
risky since his neck is obviously bothering him.

[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Flash goes for a backspin DDT, but Hexx counters it with a belly-to-belly
suplex.
In turn, Flash counters it with a facerake.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Flash hits Hexx with a shoulderblock.
Flash hits Hexx with a jawbreaker.
Flash puts on a pair of brass knuckles and hits him with a low blow.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flash.
Flash executes the Miracle on Hexx.]

VM: Reverse suplex!  Here's the cover!!

[Flash goes for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And Hexx has been eliminated.  So now it's down to just Headhunter
and Flash.

[The Headhunter hits Flash with a front-layout suplex.
The Headhunter takes Flash down with a jawbreaker.]

VM: I think that hurt Headhunter almost as much as Flash.  Headhunter is
holding his neck and is in severe pain.

[The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Flash counters it with a side step.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Flash nails The Headhunter with a clothesline.]

VM: Wow!!  Did you see Headhunters head snap back?

JV: I think he just got whiplash!

[Flash is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.]

VM: Flash did it!  He just eliminated Headhunter.  He has won the match.

RA: Here are your winners, Gods Tears and Flash in a time of 23:08!!

[An unknown man in a long black trench coat, fedora and shades gets up
from his seat in the third row and starts down the aisle towards the
ring. Everyone is too busy getting ready to leave the ring to notice the
man climb into the ring.]

VM: We need some security.  One of the fans just entered the ring.

JV: Let's see...who in the SWF wears a black trench coat, a
black fedora and shades?  hmmmmmm...almost everyone!

VM:  He's pulling something out from his trenchcoat.

JV: It looks like a pitchfork.  Hey didn't Sandman use a pitchfork in
the Bunkhouse Brawl Royal Rumble 8 months ago?

[The stranger nails Hexx and Headhunter with the handle of the pitchfork
sending them in opposite directions. Cobra is trying to get to the
stranger but Mr. Shhh jumps out of the crowd and attacks him from
behind.  The stranger again nails Hexx and Headhunter this time both of
them are out cold on the mat. The stranger picks up the microphone...]

Stranger: Where have I been is none of your business...

VM: It's Sandman!

[Hexx staggers to his feet.  Sandman plants a nice kick to Hexx's head and
Hexx falls over... he then turns to the Headhunter who has staggered to his
feet and nails him with a power bomb]

Sandman: Now where was I before I was so rudely interrupted... oh yes...
where I have been is none of your business...what you need to know is
that I am here now and am ready to kick some [Beep] and take some names...
I don't care if your Gangstas, Clits, or SOB's you [beep] with me or my
friends and I am going to take you down...

[Sandman lays the mic down and leaves the ring, but not before getting
once more shot at Hexx...he is joined by Mr. Shhh and his two bodyguards
as the leave the arena.]

VM: Hexx and Headhunter seem badly hurt.  Fans, we have got to take a
break.  We'll be right back.

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Commercials for ATW, TT, SWF Slaughterhouse video game, and The
Vigilante doing a commercial for The Club.
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VM: All right welcome back.  Hexx was able to make it back to the
locker rooms on his own power but Headhunter had to be carried off in a
stretcher.  We will try to get you an update on his condition as soon as
we can.  But in the meantime, let's go to our next match.

RA: The following is a four corners match.  ["Sons Of Scotland" by James
Horner starts to play.]  Introducing first, being led to the ring by his
manager, Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing in at 375 pounds,
here is Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!!

[McKenzie and Jezebel make their way to the ring.  The crowd cheers them
on.  As they enter the ring, the music dies and "I Shot The Sheriff" by
Eric Clapton starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, from somewhere in Canada, weighing in at 295
pounds, here is the Judge!!

[The Judge makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.]

VM: All right.  we're going to see the Judge in action who surprised us
all by being on Team Bacon at VDM.  And Now HardRock has said that he
will defend his belt against him.  There's the bell.

[Sean McKenzie goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but The Judge
counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Sean McKenzie counters it with a lariat.
Sean McKenzie hits turnbuckle number one.
Sean McKenzie tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but The Judge is there before
him.
The Judge nails Sean McKenzie with a springboard lariat.
A small "The Judge" chant is being started.
The Judge tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Sean McKenzie is there before
him.
Sean McKenzie hits turnbuckle number two.
Sean McKenzie hits turnbuckle number three.
Sean McKenzie tries to hit turnbuckle number four, but The Judge is in
the way.]

VM: The Judge stops McKenzie just in the nick of time.  Had he tagged
that turnbuckle, this match would be over.

[Sean McKenzie hits The Judge with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for a bearhug, but The Judge counters it with a facerake.
The Judge goes for a European uppercut, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a backslide.]

JV: Pinfalls don't count in this match right?

VM: That's correct.

JV: Then why bother with the backslide?  Just block the punch.

[Sean McKenzie kicks The Judge.
The Judge kicks Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is responding to The Judge.
The Judge chops Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie punches The Judge.
The crowd is responding to Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie kicks The Judge.
A few fans are cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Judge.]

VM: The big man hoists the Judge up over his shoulder.

[A few fans are cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie whips him with the leather strap.
Sean McKenzie hits a German suplex on The Judge.]

VM: McKenzie now wraps the strap around the Judges throat and is
dragging him around.

JV: And the Judge is helpless as he has to tstruggle just to breathe.

[Sean McKenzie hits turnbuckle number one.
Sean McKenzie hits turnbuckle number two.
Sean McKenzie hits turnbuckle number three.
Sean McKenzie hits turnbuckle number four.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]

VM: And just like that he wins!

["Sons Of Scotland" starts to play.]

RA: The winner is Sean McKenzie!!  In a time of 2:05!

[Sean McKenzie and Jezebel make thier way to the locker rooms.  Trinity
enters the ring.]

JV: I guess they ran out of T.w.O. members to beat on.

[Equalizer is carrying a chair.  Rigor and Mortis grab the Judge and set
him down in the chair. Rigor ties him to the chair this the leather strip
that was used during the fight. Mortis places ducktape across the Judges
mouth. Other chairs are brought into the ring and Trinity sits down one by
one. First is Equalizer, the Rigor and Mortis, Hot Shot Donovan, Mr. Jones,
Mr. Smith and at the end is Mr. Shhh. Sandman enters and takes the mic into
his hand...the arena is black except for the one spot light that is shown on
the Judge.]

JV: Now see this is what I'm talking about.  8 on 1.  This is pathetic.

Sandman: We brought you into Trinity with good faith... you requested
the slot... and after much debate we brought you in. 

[Sandman sits down and Equalizer stands up and goes to the mic]

Equalizer: We let you walk out that night with no retaliation...only
because we new this night would come.  NO ONE...but NO ONE leaves Trinity
on their own two feet... So tonight Judge you are the accused and we are
your Judge and Jury.

[Equalizer turns to the 7 men sitting in the ring]

Equalizer: These are seven good honest men [Many in the audience start
laughing.]  Now Judge you have been accused of treason against
Trinity...how do you plea? What no reply?  Good men, what is your
verdict?

ALL: Guilty!

Equalizer: You seem to have been found guilty of the crime of treason
which in most states is punishable by death. Good men of the jury what
is your sentence?

All: Death to the traitor.

Equalizer: Well you heard them...you have been tried by a group of your
peers and have been found guilty and sentenced to death... Mr. Shhh.

[Suddenly the 8 men all start pounding on The Judge who is still bound
to the chair.]

VM: We need to get someone down to the ring.  This is insane.

JV: Can't you just tell how good these wrestlers are by the way all
eight of them can beat up a tied and gagged man?

Sandman: Just remember WE are TRINITY...and Judge... just remember when
you least expect it...WE will be there.

[The eight men get a couple last shots on The Judge then head back to
the locker rooms.]

VM: That was a sickening display of violence.  Fans, we've got to take
another commercial break.

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Sound & Fury's Nike commercial, the SWF website, and Revolution By Night
Productions.
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VM: All right welcome back.  The Judge has been helped back to the
locker rooms, and I'm sure the fued between The Judge and Trinity is far
from over.  And we promised to update on the condition of Headhunter.
He has sustained damage to the vertebrae in his neck.  He will be out
indefinitely.  They are transporting him to a local hospital for my
tests.  Well update you on his condition whenever we find out anything.
Now let's go to our next match.

RA: The following is a flag match.  A flag representing each wrestler's
home country will be hung above a turnbuckle.  The first wrestler to
grab their country's flag wins the match.  ["Bastard Is as Bastard Does"
by Monster VooDoo Machine starts to play.]  Introducing first, from
Cranbrook, Canada, weighing in at 221 pounds, here is Brian McKay!!

[Brian McKay makes his way to the ring carrying the Canadian Flag.]

JV: Strange.  I always thought the Canadian National Anthem was
different that this.

VM: His music is playing.  Not Canada's.

[Brian McKay enters the ring as the crowd boos loudly.  He hands the
flag over to the referee who hangs it on the stand positioned high above
the turnbuckle.  The music dies down and "Small Town" by John Mellencamp
starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 280
pounds, here is John "Common Man" McGee!!

[John McGee comes down to the ring carrying the USA flag.  The crowd is
cheering wildly.  He enters the ring and give the flag to the ref who
hangs it above the opposite turnbuckle.]

VM: All right.  The rookie takes on the veteran.  There's the bell.

[They lock up.
Brian McKay hits a headbutt on John McGee.
Brian McKay hits a German suplex on John McGee.
John McGee begs off.
John McGee goes for a fisherman suplex, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay uses a punch on John McGee.
Brian McKay hits John McGee with a hiptoss.]

JV: This would be a great win for the Canadian rookie if he pulls it
off.  McGee is a veteran and a well respected wrestler throughout the
world.

[Brian McKay nails John McGee with a lariat.
Brian McKay hits a spinebuster slam on John McGee.
There's a small reaction to Brian McKay.
Brian McKay uses a piledriver on John McGee.
Brian McKay takes John McGee down with a headbutt.
Brian McKay tries to climb the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay is on his way up.
John McGee knocks him off the turnbuckle.]

VM: McKay went for the Canadian flag early there.

JV: We still haven't heard McGee's feeling on his tag partner, Donovan
joining up with Trinity.

[John McGee locks Brian McKay in a Sammartino backbreaker.
Brian McKay is struggling to reach the ropes.
Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
John McGee whips Brian McKay into the ropes.
John McGee and Brian McKay get hit with a double clothesline.
John McGee goes for a stomachbreaker, but Brian McKay blocks it.]

VM: Well I imagine he can't be happy about it.  Didn't McGee originally
take Donovan under his wing to try to dismantle the stables like
Trinity?

[Brian McKay tries to climb the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay is on his way up.
John McGee pulls him down.
Brian McKay whips John McGee into the ropes.
Brian McKay takes John McGee down with a hiptoss.
Brian McKay executes a piledriver on John McGee.
Brian McKay tries to climb the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay is on his way up.
Brian McKay is half-way up.
John McGee brings him down with a belly-to-belly superplex.]

JV: McKay is way too anxious to get that flag.  He need to dish out some
punishment first.

[John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
John McGee nails Brian McKay with a DDT.
John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
John McGee goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brian McKay counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Brian McKay goes for a German suplex, but John McGee blocks it.
John McGee hits Brian McKay with an elbowsmash.]

JV: You know what I just realized?

VM: What?

JV: We got a battle of the Micks here.  How about this, we take these
two, throw in McKenzie and create a new stable called the Big Macs.

VM: I don't think so.

[Brian McKay nails John McGee with a swinging neckbreaker.
Brian McKay goes for a sleeperhold, but John McGee blocks it.
John McGee tries to climb the turnbuckle.
John McGee is on his way up.
Brian McKay knocks him off the turnbuckle.]

VM: McGee hits the mat hard.

[Brian McKay goes for a Hotshot, but John McGee counters it with a flying
forearm.
John McGee hits a spinning DDT on Brian McKay.
The crowd is cheering on John McGee.
John McGee whips Brian McKay into the ropes.
John McGee nails Brian McKay with a spinebuster slam.
John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
John McGee goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brian McKay counters it with
an elbowsmash.]

VM: McGee got some offense going but McKay put a stop to it.

JV: Any relation to legendary ABC sports announcer Jim McKay?

VM: Don't think so.

[Brian McKay nails John McGee with a headbutt.
Brian McKay tries to climb the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay is on his way up.
Brian McKay is half-way up.
Brian McKay is almost on top of the turnbuckle.
John McGee knocks him off the turnbuckle.]

VM: McKay very lucky that he landed back in the ring and not outside.

JV: Bigger drop on the outside.

[John McGee takes Brian McKay down with a backbreaker.
John McGee hits Brian McKay with a Frankensteiner.
The crowd is cheering on John McGee.
John McGee leaves the ring.
He returns with a keyboard.]

VM: McGee now turning things up a notch.

JV: Well he's got the pride of the entire US on his shoulders.  He's not
gonna pull any punches with this northerner.

[John McGee hits him with the keyboard.
John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
John McGee uses a double underhook piledriver on Brian McKay.
The crowd is cheering on John McGee.
John McGee places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle.
John McGee goes for the Splash Mountain, but Brian McKay counters it with
a faceslam.]

VM: Faceslam from the top turnbuckle.  That's the move that Giant Killer
uses as his finisher.

[John McGee begs off.
Brian McKay hits a lariat on John McGee.
John McGee begs off.
Brian McKay goes for a piledriver, but John McGee counters it with a backdrop.
Brian McKay puts John McGee in a front facelock.
John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
John McGee whips Brian McKay into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits John McGee with a clothesline.
John McGee falls out of the ring.
Brian McKay goes through the ropes.]

VM: And now the two men take it outside.

[Brian McKay sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
John McGee whips Brian McKay into the guardrail.
John McGee executes an atomic drop on Brian McKay.
John McGee throws Brian McKay back into the ring.
John McGee goes for a backspin DDT, but Brian McKay blocks it.
John McGee begs off.]

JV: C'mon!  Americans don't beg!

[Brian McKay whips John McGee into the ropes, but John McGee reverses it.
John McGee hits Brian McKay with a backdrop.
The crowd is cheering on Brian McKay.
Brian McKay whips John McGee into the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Brian McKay tries to climb the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay is on his way up.
Brian McKay is half-way up.
John McGee shoves McKay off the turnbuckle.]

VM: McKay just went crashing to the outside of the ring.  That is a huge
drop!

JV: And he hit hard.

[John McGee goes through the ropes.
John McGee whips Brian McKay into the guardrail.
John McGee knocks Brian McKay into the ringsteps.
The crowd is behind John McGee all the way.
John McGee nails Brian McKay with a stomachbreaker.
John McGee nails Brian McKay with a DDT.
John McGee knocks Brian McKay into the ringpost.]

VM: McGee is now taking advantage of the injured McKay.

[John McGee knocks Brian McKay into the ringsteps.
John McGee goes for a DDT, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay grabs the hockey stick.
Brian McKay hits him with the hockey stick.
John McGee is busted wide open.]

VM: McKay just hit McGee on the head with that hockey stick!

JV: He hit so hgard that the hockey stick broke in half!

[Brian McKay has the crowd going wild.
Brian McKay whips John McGee into the guardrail.
Brian McKay nails John McGee with a headbutt.
Brian McKay hits a Hotshot on John McGee.
Brian McKay knocks John McGee into the ringpost.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brian McKay reenters the ring.]

VM: McKay is going for the Canadian flag while McGee is still writhing
in pain on the outside.

JV: Hey, that's a smart idea.  It gives you a lot more time to grab the
flag.

[Brian McKay tries to climb the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay is on his way up.
Brian McKay is half-way up.
Brian McKay is almost on top of the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay is in grabbing distance.
Brian McKay grabs the flag.]

VM: And he did it!!  He has retrieved the Canadian Flag.

[The crowd boos loudly as "Bastard is as Bastard Does plays.]

RA: The winner is Brian McKay!! In a time of 8:44!

VM: All right!  One final commercial break and then the momebt you've
all been waiting for, Animal vs. Equalizer!

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Public Service Announcement of Brian Frenck tlaking about how Bill Gates
is actually Satan and that his software is merely a tool in his quest
for world dominance.
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VM: You get the feeling that Brian Frenck dislikes Bill Gates?

JV: Well I've heard that he's been having a lot of problems with windows
lately.  Hence his anger towards the man.  But you should never be angry
at a man that has 3 billion dollars.

VM: Suck up all you want, you're not going to see one cent of that.
Well it is now time for our main event.  Let's go to Rick Ascott.

RA: The following is a career verses World Title match.  If the
challenger is pinned or submits, he must retire from the SWF for one
full year.  And the special referee for this match...["Uprising" by Damn
Yankkes starts to play.]  Here is President Brian Frenck's personal
bodyguard, The Vigilante!!

[The Vigilante makes his way to the ring.  The crowd cheers him on, but
he ignores them.  He enters the ring and the music dies down.  "Electric
Chair" by Prince starts to play.]

RA: Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Destiny,
from Kingston, Canada, weighing in at 275 pounds, here is The Equalizer!!

[Equalizer and Destiny make their way down to the ring as the crowd boos
loudly.  He enters the ring as his music dies down and "I Love Rock 'n
Roll" by Joan Jett starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager Jukebox Hero,
from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 237 pounds, here is the SWF World
Champ, Rock 'n Roll Animal!!!

[Animal and Jukebox Hero make their way to the ring.  Jukebox Hero is
carrying the world title over his shoulder.  The crowd is cheering
wildly.]

VM: Here it is the biggest match of the year.  Animal put his title on
the line and Equalizer put his career on the line.

JV: And with Frenck naming The Vigilante as the referee, we know how
this is going to turn out.

VM: I'm sure the Vigilante will be fair.

JV: I guessed you missed Equalizers attack in Vigilante 2 weeks ago?

VM: We'll just have to wait and see.  There's the bell.

[Equalizer starts yelling at The Vigilante.
Rock 'n Roll Animal sneaks up from behind.
Rock 'n Roll Animal catches Equalizer in a sleeperhold.
Equalizer is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

VM: But if Equalizer can't keep his focus on this match, he will most
surely be taking a year hiatus.

JV: No matter how fair the Vigilante is, his presence is going to be
distracting to Equalizer.

[Equalizer tries to escape the hold.
Equalizer is struggling to reach the ropes.
Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal attemps to place Equalizer on the turnbuckle, but Equalizer
blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal catches Equalizer in a sleeperhold.]

VM: Now I think if Vigilante really was biased against Equalizer, he
would've declared that Equalizer submitted and end it.

JV: Nah, he wouldn't be that obvious.  He's got to make it look good.

[Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Equalizer down with a back heel kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Equalizer with a back heel kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal throws Equalizer out of the ring.
The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Equalizer counters it with
a roll away.]

VM: Somersault splash to the concrete below!!!  And he hit hard!!

[A small "Equalizer" chant is being started.
Equalizer hits a flying clothesline on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The Vigilante counts:  1.
Equalizer knocks Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ringsteps.
The Vigilante counts:  2.
Equalizer knocks Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ringpost.
Equalizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Equalizer executes a punch on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The Vigilante counts:  3.]

VM: Equalizer doesn't want to stay out there too long.  Equalizer has to
beat Animal.  But Animal doesn't have to beat Equalizer.

JV: Unless he wants to send him packing.

[Equalizer hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a flying clothesline.
The Vigilante counts:  4.
Equalizer whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Equalizer throws Rock 'n Roll Animal back into the ring.
Equalizer hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is really behind Equalizer.
Equalizer executes a Russian legsweep on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is really behind Equalizer.
Equalizer gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]

VM: Equalizer has been on the offense since that missed Revolution.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Equalizer goes for a spinning toe hold, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
counters it with a small package.
The Vigilante counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal complains about a slow count.]

JV: Yeah, like Vigilante is going to give animal a slow count.  I'm
surprised that wasn't a superfast count.

VM: I don't know Johnny.  That count looked kinda slow to me.

[Equalizer hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a chop.
Equalizer uses a hiptoss on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Equalizer whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Equalizer with a shoulderblock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started.]

VM: Animal doing a little bit of showing off

[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a slap, but Equalizer reverses it.
Equalizer whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline.
Equalizer takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a dropkick.
Equalizer catches Rock 'n Roll Animal in an armbar submission.]

JV: Did you see those pathetic attacks by Trinity last week.  They beat
up the T.w.O.  How lame is that?  I think half the people in this arena
could beat the T.w.O.

VM: Well 8,000 to 5 isn't exactly even odds.

JV: I meant any person out of that 8,000 could beat the T.w.O.  I mean
who can't beat the T.w.O.?

VM: Murrain, Inc., Red Raven, Wild Destruction...

[Rock 'n Roll Animal is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Equalizer whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline.
Equalizer hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a backdrop.
Equalizer whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Equalizer with a shoulderblock.]

JV: Seriously.  If Trinity was the big bad stable they thought they
were, I'd think they would go after bigger fish than the T.w.O.

VM: BTW, President Brian Frenck is now in the front row of the stands to
watch this match.

JV: He no doubt wants to be the first one to see Equalizers face when he
has to leave.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Equalizer nails him
in the stomach.
Rock 'n Roll Animal falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal falls back into the ring.
Equalizer goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
 counters it with a power bomb.
The Vigilante counts: One, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Equalizer with a frog splash.
The Vigilante counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal complains about a slow count.]

JV: Give it up Animal.  Nothing slow about that.

VM: I disagree Johnny.  I thought that was quite slow.

[A small "Equalizer" chant is being started.
Equalizer uses an inside cradle on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The Vigilante counts: Onetwothree.]

JV: What the hell was that?

VM: That was the fastest count I've ever seen.  Even Equalizer doesn't
believe what he has seen.

RA: Here is your inner, and new SWF World Champion, Equalizer!!  In a
time of 6:02!

[Brian Frenck runs into the ring and questions Vigilante as he gives the
belt to Equalizer.]

V: Equalizer.  I hate you.  I despise you.  But there's one person I
hate more than you.  And that is President Brian Frenck!

[Vigilante turns around and stares at Brian who has a look of horror in
his face.]

V: You screwed me over at Nuclear Winter.  The deal was you and I in the
ring.  I win, I get a new contract, I lose, I become your bodyguard.
You pulled a stunt by faking an injury and sending The Judge after me.
But that wasn't enough.  You had to then hit me in the back of the head
with a crutch.  Did you really think that I would just forget all that
and serve you?  You are a low life cheat.  And now it's payback time.
Your arch enemy is now the World Champ and I got something that has been
coming to you for a long time.

[Vigilante grabs Brian Frenck and gorilla presses him.   Brian Frenck
rolls out of the ring and is in obvious pain.  Equalizer is laughing his
head off and comes over to congratulate the Vigilante.  The Vigilante
nails Equalizer with a roundhouse right.  He then places him on the
turnbuckle.]

V: Sorry Equalizer, but I still haven't forgotten what you've done to
me.

[Vigilante nails Equalizer with the Vendetta.]

V: Paybacks are a bitch.  Later chumps.

[Vigilante then leaves the ring and makes his way back to the locker
rooms as the crowd is tunned.]

VM: I don't believe what I've just seen!  Vigilante has turned his back
on Brian Frenck.

JV: And in the process screwed Animal out of a win and cost him the
title.

VM: We are out of time!  We'll see you next week!  I can't believe it!

[Fade to black.]