[Screen fades up to a black and white shot of an old gymnasium with a
wrestling ring.  The chairs around the ring are in complete disarray.
The ring itself is in bad shape.  There are holes in the mat.  The ring
apron has several tears, and one of the turnbuckles is completely broken
and all of the ropes are sagging.  An old janitor with a pushbroom
walks into the screen while sweeping the ring area.  The camera starts
to zoom in as he stops and pauses for a second.  The janitor then moves
a chair and reaches down to pick something up.  The scene cuts to an
over the shoulder shot of the Janitor picking up a dusty, tarnished
belt.  The janitor dusts off the belt to reveal that it is the SWF
Toughman belt.  He then throws it into the ring.  The camera follows the
belt in slow motion as it flies through the air towards the ring.  Scene
cuts to a close up shot from above of the belt landing in the center of
the ring.  it lays there for a second, then the belt starts to eminate a
gold glow.  Blue lightning bolts shoot out from the belt to all parts of
the ring as "Resurrection" by Brian May starts to play.  the scene cuts back
to the black and white wideshot.  As the blue lightning bolts shoot across
the ring, the ring transforms back into mint condition and is in with a
whiteish glow against the black and white gym.  The scene then starts to
show shot of wrestlers performing moves.  The wrestlers are partially
transparent and also have a white glow to them, giving them a ghostlike
appearence.  among the shots is Sandman applying his sleeperhold.
Suddenly the tape startes rewinding.  There is a moment of black before
Color bars and tone are played.  After about 5 seconds a countdown
starts.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2

"Head Like A Hole" By Nine Inch Nails starts to play.]

Voiceover: T.w.O.  The Third World Order

[Footage of the T.w.O guys beating up on mannequins are shown.  The
color balance is off on the video, so they all look like they have blue
skin.]

Voiceover: The Third World Order!  The biggest force in the SWF!!

[The video continues for another 20 seconds and then dissolves to a shot
of Vance McMihn and Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures sitting at the broadcst
booth with a stunned look on their face.]

JV: What the hell was that?

VM: I'm not sure.....I think maybe they got the tapes mixed up in the
production truck.

JV: That was like some bad acid trip.

[Suddenly "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails starts to play again,
this time over the PA system.]

VM: Wait a minute... Isn't that...Oh no!!

[Camera cuts to a shot of Corporal Punishment, Time Warp, Mr. Roboto,
Monster Mark, and Deaf Leopard making their way to the broadcast booth.]

JV: Well if it isn't America's favorite group of losers.

[T.w.O. is now standing next to the broadcast booth.  Corporal
Punishment pulls out a hand held microphone.]

CP: Vance!  Johnny!  How are things going?

VM: What do you want?

CP: We actually came up to see if Johnny would be so kind as to let one
of his commentate for him.

JV: Why should I let you punks commentate?  You all are pathetic!  I
could kick all of y'alls asses.

CP: Whoah!  Relax, Johnny.  After all we come bearing gifts.

JV: I don't see you carrying any presents.

CP: Well our present isn't exactly something you can wrap.  We are here
to offer you the opportunity to wrestle your arch enemy.

JV: Jesse's here!?!?!?  Where is he?  I'll kick his ass!!

CP: Sadly, Mr. Ventura was unavailable as he is busy with his campaign
for Governor in Minnesota.

JV: He's running for Governor?!?!  God Damn it!  He's still following my
footsteps.  He knew I was going to run for Governor in Michigan.

CP: Well rest assured that if any of lived in Minnesota, we would not
vote for him.  So are you interested?

JV: Well who's the guy?

[Corporal Punishment leans forward and whispers something into Johnny's
ear.]

JV: He's here?!?  I'll do it!!

[Johnny takes off his headset and and starts to haed to the locker
rooms.]

VM: Johnny!  Wait!  You can't leave me here with them!!

[Corporal Punishment sits down in Johnny's seat and puts on the
headsets.]

CP: Looks like it's going to be me and you Vance.

VM: What about your goons?

CP: Please the T.w.O. are not a bunch of goons.  These are some of the
most accomplished wrestlers in the world.  [Punishment turns towards the
remaining members of the T.w.O.] Guys you can go ahead and get ready for
your matches.

[Deaf Leopard, Monster Mark, Time Warp & Mr. Roboto all turn around and
leave.]

VM: This is going to be a long night.

CP: Why this should be a piece of cake compared to last night.  And how
about last night?  The T.w.O. finally proved that they are indeed the
best stable in the SWF.

VM: Team T.w.O. got eliminated in the first round!!!

CP: Conspiracy.  President Frenck could not stand the thought of us
winning the War Games.  so he told the refs to make sure that the T.w.O.
team did no advance past the first round.  So When Time Warp decided to
lie on the mat for a second to catch his breath, the refs used that to
declare that he was unconcious.  It was a travesty of justice.

VM: I'm sure.  Well if you're done weaving your tails for now, let's
head down to Rick Ascott for our first match.

CP: Excellent idea.

RA: Ladies and gentlement, the following tag match is scheduled for one
fall.  ["A Warm Place" by Nine Inch Nails plays.]  Introducing first, weighing
in at a combined weight of 520 pounds, here are Wild Destruction!!

[The two men start walking down to the ring.  They get a mild
reception.  They enter the ring as their music dies out and "Doctorin'
The Tardis" by the Timelords starts to play.]

RA: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 470 pounds,
here are Future Technology!!

[Mr. Roboto and Time Warp make their way down to the ring.  The crowd is
booing loudly.  They enter the ring.]

VM: You mean I gotta watch you guys wrestle too?

CP: Yup, we booked the entire show.

VM: Great.  Well it looks like Zeb Williams and Roboto are going to
start things off.  Now what's going on?

[Mr. Roboto leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Zeb Williams has a very confused look on his face.]

MR: Rinji o moshi!

ZW: Huh?

VM: What did he say?

CP: He said "Huh?"

VM: No, what did Roboto say?

CP: Beats the hell out of me.  No one else in the T.w.O. speaks
japanese.

[Mr. Roboto runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Mr. Roboto hits an enzuilariato on Zeb Williams.]

CP: Hahaha!! What a great move!  He totaly outsmarted that redneck.
See, we here at the T.w.O. believe that in addition to being better that
your opponent, you gotta be smarter.

[The crowd is cheering on Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto takes Zeb Williams down with a slingshot splash.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.
Mr. Roboto is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Roboto takes Zeb Williams down with a spinning leg lariat.
Mr. Roboto is going for the pin.]

VM: Roboto seems to be trying to get the quick pin.  Could he be worried
about WIld Destruction beating them?

CP: Please, Wild Destruction doesn't have what it takes to win.
Everyone knows you gotta have the big guy and the gay guy.  Both of them
are only 6'1 so they don't have a chance.

VM: Johnny was talking about that very thing last night.

[Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mr. Roboto locks Zeb Williams in a full nelson.
Zeb Williams is struggling to reach the ropes.
Zeb Williams is inching his way towards the ropes.]

VM: Now both Roboto and Time Warp are very small guys themselves.
Threfore they're not following the "recipe for tag success" either.

CP: Very true.  We had thought about teaming Time Warp up with Monster
Mark, but these two get along so well.  which is really amazing seeig
how Roboto doesn't speak a word of english and Time Warp doesn't speak a
word of Japanese.

[Zeb Williams is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Zeb Williams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.]

CP: Look at how sportsmanlike Roboto is by letting Redneck Zeb reach the
ropes.

[Mr. Roboto whips Zeb Williams into the ropes.
Mr. Roboto misses with an elbow.
Mr. Roboto uses a dropkick to the knee on Zeb Williams.
Mr. Roboto uses an earringer on Zeb Williams.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto tags out to Time Warp.]

VM: And in comes then man that lost it for Team T.w.O.

CP: Conspiracy I tell you.

[Time Warp hits Zeb Williams with a diving shoulderblock.
A small "Time Warp" chant is being started.
Time Warp runs into the ropes.
Time Warp uses a spinning leg lariat on Zeb Williams.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.]

VM: Now why would President Frenck be conspiring against the T.w.O.

CP: He doesn't like stables.  We've seen him conspiring against Trinity,
The Gangstas, Triple Threat Kliq, and now he's after us.

VM: Uh-huh.

[A small "Time Warp" chant is being started.
Time Warp hits the Doctor Bomb on Zeb Williams.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Time Warp.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.
The crowd is cheering on Time Warp.
Time Warp attemps to place Zeb Williams on the turnbuckle, but Zeb Williams
blocks it.]

VM: Ok, now there is something I want to ask you.

CP: Shoot.

[Time Warp kicks Zeb Williams.
Time Warp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Zeb Williams punches Time Warp.
Zeb Williams is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Zeb Williams kicks Time Warp.
Zeb Williams is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Zeb Williams punches Time Warp.
The crowd is cheering on Zeb Williams.
Zeb Williams runs into the ropes.
Zeb Williams misses with a kick.]

VM: Why on earth were you on Doug Bacon's team last night.

CP: I tell ya Vance, Doug and Moon Dog were looking to put together the
best team possible.  And they recognize greatness when they see it.

[Time Warp misses with a clothesline.
Zeb Williams goes for a kick to the head, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp tags out to Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto and Time Warp hit Zeb Williams with a double dropkick to the knee.
Time Warp places Zeb Williams on the turnbuckle.
Time Warp nails Zeb Williams with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Time Warp leaves the ring.
Mr. Roboto whips Zeb Williams into the ropes.]

CP: Doug came up to me and said "Corporal, you are truly one of the
greats in this league.  Even though I have held the World Title longer
than anyone else, I am still not nearly as good as you.  We would
consider it an honor if you would join us on our team."

VM: What about Moon Dog?  What did he say?

[Zeb Williams takes Mr. Roboto down with a Yakuza kick.
Zeb Williams is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Zeb Williams whips Mr. Roboto into the turnbuckle.
Zeb Williams runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Zeb Williams goes for a springboard rana, but Mr. Roboto counters it with
a power bomb.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.]

CP: Well he said something but hell if I could make it out.  That boy
stutters too much.

VM: Uh-huh.

[Mr. Roboto uses a flying karate chop on Zeb Williams.
Mr. Roboto is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.
Mr. Roboto gets a short arm scissors on Zeb Williams.
Zeb Williams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Roboto goes for an Asai moonsault, but Zeb Williams counters it with
a Tombstone.]

CP: So when you have two of the greatest World Champions in SWF history,
who think that you are a god, begging you to join their team, you've
gotta accept.

VM: It's just too bad that you submitted and elimintaed Team Bacon in
the first round.

CP: It's all a conspiracy.

[Zeb Williams whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
Mr. Roboto hits an Asai moonsault on Zeb Williams.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Mr. Roboto tags out to Time Warp.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto whip Zeb Williams into the ropes.
They hit Zeb Williams with a double fist to the midsection.]

CP: Just look at this beautiful teamwork.

[Mr. Roboto leaves the ring.
Time Warp gets a Boston crab on Zeb Williams.
Zeb Williams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mark Matarese removes the chair from the ring.
Zeb Williams executes a superkick on Time Warp.
Zeb Williams tags out to Destruction.
Destruction and Zeb Williams whip Time Warp into the ropes.]

VM: Now how did you manage to get Wild Destruction down here?  No one
has heard from them in a long time.

CP: Easy, give them a nice signing bonus, and told them that there was
a huge bonus if they won their match, however, if they loss, they leave
the SWF.  We did the same thing with all the guys here tonight.  But we
didn't let them know who they were fighting.

[They hit Time Warp with a double clothesline.
Zeb Williams leaves the ring.
Destruction nails Time Warp with a front-layout suplex.
The crowd is cheering on Destruction.
Destruction takes Time Warp down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Destruction places Time Warp on the turnbuckle.
Destruction goes for the End is Near, but Time Warp counters it with
a kick to the head.]

VM: And why is that?

CP: Because we didn't know ourselves.  We drew names out of a hat to see
who'd wrestle who.

[Mr. Roboto enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto whip Destruction into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Destruction with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Destruction hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is really behind Destruction.
Mr. Roboto leaves the ring.
Destruction whips Time Warp into the ropes, but Time Warp reverses it.
Time Warp hits Destruction with a clothesline.
Time Warp tags out to Mr. Roboto.
Time Warp nails Destruction with a spinning leg lariat.
Mr. Roboto gets a full nelson on Destruction.]

CP: I really think Future Technology should get a title shot.

VM: Isn't this like only their second tag match?

VP: Details.

[Destruction reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Roboto and Time Warp whip Destruction into the ropes.
They hit Destruction with a double kick to the midsection.
Mr. Roboto and Time Warp whip Destruction into the ropes.
They hit Destruction with a double elbowsmash.
Time Warp leaves the ring.
Mr. Roboto nails Destruction with a flying bulldog.
Mr. Roboto has the crowd going wild.
Destruction goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Mr. Roboto counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
The chants for Mr. Roboto are deafening.]

CP: You see, even the fans love us.  Just listen to that crowd.

VM: They're singing the lyrics from "Mr. Roboto" by Styx.

CP: As a sign of love.

[Mr. Roboto gets a short arm scissors on Destruction.
Destruction is struggling to reach the ropes.
Destruction reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Mr. Roboto gets an armlock hammerlock submission on Destruction.
Destruction reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.]

VM: Roboto now with a series of submission holds.

CP: The T.w.O. is rapidly becoming one the most poplular stables in the
world.  Our merchandise is selling at an incredible rate.

VM: It's not really selling if you're giving it away for free.

CP: Details.

[Mr. Roboto hits Destruction with a flying dropkick.
Mr. Roboto runs into the ropes.
Destruction misses with a kick.
Mr. Roboto hits Destruction with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Roboto uses a slingshot splash on Destruction.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. Roboto gets a short arm scissors on Destruction.
Destruction reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Destruction runs into the ropes.
Destruction hits Mr. Roboto with an elbow.
Destruction nails Mr. Roboto with a Tombstone.]

VM: Destruction, very much in control now.

CP: It's all a ploy to let him get over confident.

VM: Uh-huh.

[Destruction has the crowd going wild.
Destruction goes for a front-layout suplex, but Mr. Roboto counters it with
a kneelift.
In turn, Destruction counters it with a side step.
Destruction gets a kneelock submission on Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Destruction puts Mr. Roboto in a bearhug.
Mr. Roboto reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Destruction whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
Mr. Roboto hits Destruction with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Roboto goes for a flying sunset flip, but Destruction counters it with
a sitdown.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: Well he's doing a great job of making Destruction look good.

[Destruction hits Mr. Roboto with a front-layout suplex.
The chants for Destruction are deafening.
Destruction goes for a bridging back suplex, but Mr. Roboto counters it with
a facerake.
Destruction goes for a Western lariat, but Mr. Roboto counters it with
a duck-down move.
Destruction whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
Mr. Roboto misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Roboto hits Destruction with a backdrop.]

CP: Now getting back to our popularity.  We actually have videotape
showing how popular we are.

VM: It's not as nauseating as that intro is it?

CP: You didn't like that?

VM: No.

[Mr. Roboto takes Destruction down with a kick to the midsection.
Mr. Roboto goes for an Asai moonsault, but Destruction counters it with
a Tombstone.
Destruction goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Mr. Roboto blocks it.
Mr. Roboto uses an Asai moonsault on Destruction.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto executes a flying karate chop on Destruction.]

CP: Anyways, as soons as this match is over, I'll show you that
videotape.

[There are lots of chants for Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto tags out to Time Warp.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto hit Destruction with the Future Technology
Superkick.]

CP: And it's over.

VM: Double superkick!  And here's the cover!

[Time Warp goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And he got him.

CP: Was there any doubt?

[The crowd is giving Time Warp a standing ovation.  "Doctorin' The
Tardis" by the Timelords plays.]

RA: The winners are Future Technology, in a time of 8:46!

CP: And listen to those fans cheer on Future Technology.

VM: I think they're cheering that the match is over.

CP: I'm telling you Vance, T.w.O. is really popular.  As a matter of
fact, an anonymous source sent us a video tape of a group of high school
cheerleaders showing their support.  Now we have no idea who sent this
in, but we thank them.  If you guys in the truck could run that tape
please.

[Cut to a low quality videotape.  There is a group of cheerleaders in
the middle of a football field.]

Lead Cheerleader: Give me a "T"!

All: T!!!

LC: Give me a "W"!

All: W!!!

LC: Give me an "O"!

All: O!!!

LC: What's that spell?

All: Two!!!!

Off screen voice: Cut!

[Corporal Punishment comes walking onto the screen and talks to the lead
cheerleader.]

CP: It's not two, it's T.w.O.

LC: Like, isn't that just like incredibly stupid?  I mean, like we
spell out T.w.O., so isn't it like, kinda redundant, to say that's it
like spells out T.w.O.?

CP: Look just do it the way I told ya and you'll get your money.  And
goddamn it Deaf Leopard, will you stop hitting on the girls.  [camera pans
over to reveal Deaf Leopard with his arm around one of the girls.]
They're not even legal.

[cut back to Vance and Corporal Punishment.]

VM: No idea who sent that in, huh?

CP: It's a conspiracy.  They knew we were going to show our popularity
so Frenck went out and hired body doubles to give us a bad image.

VM: Uh-huh.  Let's head back down to Rick Ascott.

RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall.  [Theme from Psycho
starts to play.]  From Richmond, VA, weighing in at 290 pounds, here is
Ezekiel Rage!!

[Ezekiel Rage makes his way down to the ring.  The crowd boos and taunts
him.  He enters the ring as his music dies.  "Rock Of Ages" by Def
Leppard starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, from Sheffield, England, weighing in at 220
pounds, here is Deaf Leopard!!

[Deaf Leopard makes his way to the ring.  The crowd mocks him for his
music preferences.]

VM: Oh yeah.  You guys are real popular.

[Deaf Leopard begs off.]

VM: So why on earth os Leopard starting off the match be begging off?

CP: He just wants a little time to take off his shirt.  After all that
is a very nice shirt from the "Adrenalize" tour.

[Ezekiel Rage throws Deaf Leopard out of the ring.]

VM: Well he's got the time he needs now.

[Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Deaf Leopard
reenters the ring.
Ezekiel Rage hits Deaf Leopard with a slap.
Ezekiel Rage whips Deaf Leopard into the ropes.
Ezekiel Rage misses with an elbow.
Deaf Leopard hits Ezekiel Rage with an elbow.]

CP: Now Deaf Leopard is going to show us that he is indeed championship
material.  As we know, Rage is a champion in another fed.

VM: Yeah but we all know that the other feds just don't compare to the
SWF.

[Deaf Leopard is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Deaf Leopard whips Ezekiel Rage into the ropes.
Deaf Leopard nails Ezekiel Rage with neck-scissors.
Deaf Leopard goes for a Gorilla Press, but Ezekiel Rage counters it with
a facerake.
Deaf Leopard nails Ezekiel Rage with a spinebuster slam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Deaf Leopard air guitars.]

CP: And I'll have you know that he is a very accomplished musician.  He
is very close to signing a contract with a major company.

VM: Uh-huh.

CP: As a matter of fact, when the remaining Beatles re-united, they
originally asked Deaf Leopard to take Lennon's place.  But Leopard could
never lower himself to the level of the Beatles, so they had to use
those pre-recorded songs of Lennon.

VM: Give me a break.

CP: It's true.

[Deaf Leopard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Ezekiel Rage runs into the ropes.
Ezekiel Rage misses with an elbow.
Deaf Leopard hits Ezekiel Rage with a shoulderblock.]

CP: Right now, I bet all these people are thinking "Wow!  These T.w.O.
guys are great!"

VM: Actually I think it's more like "Damn!  Good thing these tickets
were free."

[Deaf Leopard hits Ezekiel Rage with a swinging neckbreaker.
Deaf Leopard catches Ezekiel Rage totally by surprise.
Deaf Leopard has the crowd going wild.
Deaf Leopard executes the Rock Of Ages on Ezekiel Rage.]

VM: Flying reverse elbowdrop from the top turnbuckle.

CP: Say good night Gracie!

[Deaf Leopard goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

CP: That's one more for the good guys!

[The crowd erupts.  "Rock Of Ages" by Def Leppard plays.]

RA: Here is your winner, Deaf Leopard!!  In a time of 1:23!

CP: A minute twenty three.  Now that's gotta be a record.

VM: Actually, just last week, Animal pinned this guy in six seconds.

CP: Yeah well, I got it on good authority that Animal paid the guy off.

VM: Uh-huh.  Fan's we'll be back after these messages.

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[Black screen moves to a slow motion black and white video of a man
wearing jeans and a shirt reading "I'm A Bastard.  What's Your Excuse?".  
As he moves in slow motion, his hand gestures are blurred.]

Voiceover: HE'S A JERK

[The man can be heard screaming in slow motion, but instead of actual 
words.... everything he says is being bleeped.]

VO: HE'S A PSYCHO

[The beeps continue as his mouth continues to move nonstop.  He gives 
the camera a crotch chop in slow mo.]

VO: HE'S AN ASSHOLE

[Continuous beeping as he spits on the camera lens.]

VO: AND HE'S COMING TO THE SWF

[The beeping stops and the man lifts his head and speaks towards the 
camera.]

Man:  And that's all I have to say.

[Screen fades to black as a big lightning bolt flashes across the 
screen, leaving the name FLASH with the SWF logo just underneath it.  
Flash's voice can be heard again.]

Flash:  When do I get paid?

[Flash swings his fist toward the camera.  The screen crackles and fades 
to total black.]

Flash:  Oh that was lame.  Next time Brian asks me to throw a punch at a
camera, I'll knock his ass cold.  Dammit, what kind of man attacks the 
camera crew?  Idiots.
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VM: That was a preview of one of the many new recruits here in the SWF.
And he'll be making his debut this Thursday on ATW, along with Brian
McKay and Panzer Sturm.  Plus we'll see Kieran Hawke in action again.
Corporal, what do you think of all of these new guys that are coming
into the SWF?

CP: Fresh meat.  Now all of those guys are going to be going up against
the world's greatest stable, the T.w.O., and we are going to have our
way with them.

VM: Well, I'll believe it when I see it.  Let's head down to Rick Ascott
for the next match.

RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall.  ["Blood On The Ice"
by Anvil starts to play.  Introducing first, from the Arctic Circle, weighing
in at 350 pounds, here is Tuk Tuk The Eskimo!!

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo makes his way to the ring.  The crowd boos loudly.
He enters the ring as the music dies down.  "I Like It Loud" by Kiss
starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, from Steele, Michigan, weighing in at 285 pounds,
the color commentator for SWF Slaughterhouse, Johnny "The Muscle"
Ventures!!

[Johnny comes down to the ring wearing street clothes.  The crowd is
cheering wildly.]

VM: Johnny is going up against his former protege Tuk Tuk!!  He's been
wanting this match for a long time.

CP: See?  We're not the bad guys that you make us out to be.

VM: Well I'm sure you won Johnny over as a fan for doing this.



[Johnny Ventures attacks Tuk Tuk The Eskimo before the bell.
Johnny Ventures chops Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The crowd is responding to Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures kicks Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.]

VM: Johnny wasting no time as referee Matt Compton calls for the bell to
start the match.

CP: I like Johnny Ventures.  I remember watching him wrestle back when I
was on the base.  I think I'll make him an honorary T.w.O. member.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Johnny Ventures.
A few fans are cheering on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo punches Johnny Ventures.
A small "Tuk Tuk The Eskimo" chant is being started.
Johnny Ventures chops Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
A few fans are cheering on Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
A few fans are cheering on Johnny Ventures.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo kicks Johnny Ventures.
The crowd is responding to Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.]

VM: Fans don't forget to turn into Triumphant Tuesday.  Where you can
catch Corporal Punishment take on rookie Brett Reynolds.  As well as a
lot of real action.  This will be your first time to see sevreal
superstars in action since yesterday's big PPV.  So do you have any
thoughts on VDM?

CP: Well aside from being screwed out of War Games, no.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo uses an atomic drop on Johnny Ventures.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits a kick to the head on Johnny Ventures.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo uses a kneelift on Johnny Ventures.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a choke slam, but Johnny Ventures
blocks it.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a headbutt.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.]

VM: What did you think about the attack by the Gangstas on Gods Tears
and them stealing his belt.

CP: Big deal.  I got the Toughman belt.

[Johnny Ventures punches Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Johnny Ventures throws Tuk Tuk The Eskimo out of the ring.
Johnny Ventures goes through the ropes.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the guardrail.
Matt Compton counts:  1.
Matt Compton counts:  2.
Johnny Ventures hits a snap suplex on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.]

VM: Wait a minute!  You have the Toughman belt?

CP: Well one of them at least.  You know, the Toughman belt has been
stolen many times.  So another one is made, and eventually the original
is returned.  There are now like 50 Toughman belts out there.  I picked
mine-up at a garage sale.

[Matt Compton counts:  3.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the guardrail.
Matt Compton counts:  4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Compton counts:  5.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Johnny Ventures into the guardrail.]

VM: A garage sale?

CP: Oh yeah, You can find them at swap meets, pawn shops, dumpsters.
They're all over the place.  I managed to get a belt for all of the
T.w.O. members.

VM: All of them?

[Matt Compton counts:  6.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Compton counts:  7.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the guardrail.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the guardrail.
Johnny Ventures executes a waistlock suplex on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Johnny Ventures throws Tuk Tuk The Eskimo back into the ring.]

CP: Oh yeah.  Time Warp has the World Title, Monster Mark has the
International Title, Deaf Leopard has half of the Tag belts.  I'm hoping
to find it's match soon so I'll have both of them.  And Roboto has the
American Title.

VM: Roboto has the American Title?

CP: Yup.  Luckily he can't read english, so he doesn't know that he has
a belt that he's not eligible for.

[Johnny Ventures goes for a backbreaker, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
blocks it.
The crowd is responding to Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Johnny Ventures nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with an elbowsmash.
Johnny Ventures executes a hiptoss on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Johnny Ventures flexes his biceps.
A few fans are cheering on Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures hits a stomp on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Johnny Ventures is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Johnny stomps away at Tuk Tuk.

CP: He's got a great mean streak in him.  I wish we had been able to
tell him in advance so he could bring his wolf down to the ring.

VM: I think animals should be banned from ringside.

CP: That wolf is better behaved than most managers.

[Johnny Ventures goes for a dropkick, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
counters it with a side step.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo uses a Big Leg Drop on Johnny Ventures.
A small "Tuk Tuk The Eskimo" chant is being started.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Johnny Ventures with a kick.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Johnny could be in trouble.

CP: Have some faith in your broadcast partner.

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a kick to the head, but Johnny Ventures
blocks it.
Johnny Ventures executes a double underhook piledriver on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Johnny Ventures executes a backbreaker on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
A small "Johnny Ventures" chant is being started.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes.
Johnny Ventures takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a single-leg takedown.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a double underhook
piledriver.]

CP: Look at that wonderful form.  I think Johnny should come out of
retirement.

VM: Well that would keep him out of my hair.

[There's a small reaction to Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a backbreaker.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with an elbowdrop from the second
turnbuckle.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
A few fans are cheering on Johnny Ventures.]

CP: You should really show some more respect for your partner.  After
all he's been carrying you for years.

VM: What?!  He's carrying me??  I don't think so.

[Johnny Ventures nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a Big Leg Drop.
The crowd is responding to Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures executes a waistlock suplex on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Johnny Ventures nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is really behind Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with an elbowdrop from the second
turnbuckle.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

CP: C'mon Johnny!  Put this punk away.

[The crowd is really behind Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Johnny Ventures with a kick.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo uses a hiptoss on Johnny Ventures.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a bearhug, but Johnny Ventures
counters it with a facerake.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a bearhug, but Johnny Ventures
counters it with a facerake.]

CP: This eskimo guy ain't too bright is he?  What did Johnny see in this
guy anyways?

[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo attemps to place Johnny Ventures
on the turnbuckle, but Johnny Ventures blocks it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a chokehold, but Johnny Ventures
blocks it.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with an armdrag takedown.
Johnny Ventures whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes, but
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo reverses it.
Johnny Ventures misses with a shoulderblock.]

CP: Now how do you missa 350 pounds guy?

[Johnny Ventures goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with a facerake.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo attemps to place Johnny Ventures
on the turnbuckle, but Johnny Ventures blocks it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Johnny Ventures into the ropes, but
Johnny Ventures reverses it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Johnny Ventures with a backdrop.
Johnny Ventures falls out of the ring.]

VM: And Johnny takes a nasty fall to the ground! *snicker*

CP: You're laughing at your fallen comrade?  Shame on you!

VM: You have no idea how much grief this man has caused me.

[Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Johnny Ventures reenters the ring.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits a backbreaker on Johnny Ventures.
The crowd is responding to Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo runs into the ropes.
Johnny Ventures hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with an elbow.
Johnny Ventures goes for a backbreaker, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
counters it with a facerake.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo places Johnny Ventures on the turnbuckle.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a top-rope DDT, but Johnny Ventures blocks it.
Johnny Ventures throws Tuk Tuk The Eskimo off the turnbuckle.]

CP: Don't you love it how the entire arena shakes when Tuk Tuk crashes
to the mat.

[Johnny Ventures hits a double underhook piledriver on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The crowd is responding to Johnny Ventures.
Johnny Ventures places Tuk Tuk The Eskimo on the turnbuckle.
Johnny Ventures executes the Muscle-Bound on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Johnny Ventures goes for the pin.]

CP: I smell a dead eskimo!

VM: Johnny hits his reverse piledriver from the second turnbuckle
finisher.  And here's the cover!

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]

CP: That's the way to do it Johnny.

[The crowd erupts.  "I Like It Loud" by Kiss starts to play.]

RA: The winner is Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures!! In a time of 9:11!

VM: Well congratulations to my partner on his win.

CP: Well I gotta go get ready for my match.

VM: You mena I'm gonna have to do the rest of the evening by myself?  Oh
darn.

CP: Don't worry.  I'll send one of the other T.w.O. guys up here.

VM: Great.  Fans, those of you that are still watching, we'll be right
back.
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Commercial for TT, Jagged Edge's Pizza Hut Commercial, and a commercila
for the SWF Commemorative Coin set.
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VM: All right we are back!  And joining me now is (ugh) Mr. Roboto.

MR: Domo Arigato.

VM: Yeah, this ought to be fun.  Let's just get this over with.

RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first,
being led to the ring by his manager, King Arthur, from Camelot,
weighing in at 280 pounds, here is The Black Knight!!

[Trumpets play as the two men make their way to the ring.  The crowd
really doesn't care.  He gets in the ring and "Monster Mash" by Bobby
Pickett starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, from Dusseldorf, Germany, weighing in at 300
pounds, here is Monster Mark!!

[Monster Mark makes his way to the ring.  The crowd laughs at him.]

VM: Oh joy.  Here we go.

[They lock up.
The Black Knight catches Monster Mark in a standing wristlock.
Monster Mark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Black Knight hits Monster Mark with a DDT.
The crowd is responding to The Black Knight.
The Black Knight catches Monster Mark in a figure-four leglock.
Monster Mark's shoulders are on the mat.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: So Roboto, how did you come to join the T.w.O.?

MR: Ginji o mato nikashi a ronin.

VM: Oh yeah, this is good television.

[Monster Mark tries to escape the hold.
Monster Mark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
The Black Knight executes a spinning power bomb on Monster Mark.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Black Knight runs into the ropes.
Monster Mark hits The Black Knight with a backdrop.
The Black Knight falls out of the ring.
Monster Mark goes through the ropes.
Monster Mark executes the Monster Mash on The Black Knight
on the concrete floor.]

VM: Monster Mark just stomped all over the Black Knight!

MR: Mihati moto asaka o nish Monster Mash.

VM: well at least our Japanese viewers will be know what's going on.

[The crowd is cheering on Monster Mark.
The Black Knight is out cold.
Monster Mark whips The Black Knight into the guardrail.
Monster Mark goes for a sleeperhold, but The Black Knight counters it with
a jawbreaker.
The crowd is really behind The Black Knight.
Mark Matarese counts:  1.
The Black Knight bows to the crowd.
There are lots of chants for The Black Knight.
Mark Matarese counts:  2.
The Black Knight uses a vertical suplex on Monster Mark.
Mark Matarese counts:  3.
Monster Mark is busted wide open.]

VM: Oooh now Monster Mark is busted open.

MR: Myaka rishi o kito sanaka.

[The Black Knight goes for a vertical suplex, but Monster Mark blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Monster Mark hits a bulldog headlock on The Black Knight.
Mark Matarese counts:  4.
Monster Mark goes for the Monster Mash, but The Black Knight counters it with
a roll away.]

VM: It's a shame Johnny isn't here.  He's been dying to commentate one
of the Black Knight's matches so he could throw in some Monty Python
references.

[The crowd is going crazy.
The Black Knight throws Monster Mark back into the ring.
The Black Knight goes for a spinning power bomb, but Monster Mark
counters it with an enzuilariato.
Monster Mark whips The Black Knight into the turnbuckle, but The Black Knight
reverses it.
The Black Knight takes Monster Mark down with a spinebuster slam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

VM: Monster Mark seems to be having some trouble now.

[The crowd is behind The Black Knight all the way.
The Black Knight nails Monster Mark with the Running Forearm Smash.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind The Black Knight all the way.
The Black Knight hits Monster Mark with a superkick.]

MR: Hyan huang misaka yinoki.

VM: What he said.

[The Black Knight goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Monster Mark blocks it.
Monster Mark runs into the ropes.
Monster Mark goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Black Knight
counters it with a facerake.
The Black Knight whips Monster Mark into the turnbuckle, but Monster Mark
reverses it.
The Black Knight comes back and rocks Monster Mark with a jumping DDT.
The Black Knight uses a tiger suplex on Monster Mark.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: I think T.w.O. could suffer their first loss here.

MR: Niyako o rinji domo siaki

VM: This has made me greatly appreciate Johnny's commentary.

[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Black Knight runs into the ropes.
Monster Mark hits The Black Knight with a clothesline.
The Black Knight falls out of the ring.
Monster Mark jumps onto him with a running elbowdrop, but The Black Knight
moves out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Black Knight.
The Black Knight goes for a jumping DDT, but Monster Mark counters it with
a backdrop.
The Black Knight falls out of the ring.
Mark Matarese counts:  1.]

VM: And Black Knight goes flying out of the ring.

[The Black Knight is busted wide open.]

VM: 'Tis but a flesh wound.

[Mark Matarese counts:  2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Matarese counts:  3.
King Arthur comes from behind, but Monster Mark nails King Arthur.
Mark Matarese counts:  4.
Mark Matarese counts:  5.
King Arthur comes from behind, but Monster Mark nails King Arthur.]

VM: Monster Mark just struck royalty.  Well, pseudo-royalty.

[The Black Knight whips Monster Mark into the guardrail.
The Black Knight goes for a kick to the midsection, but Monster Mark blocks it.
King Arthur comes from behind, but Monster Mark nails King Arthur.
The Black Knight whips Monster Mark into the guardrail.
The Black Knight executes a Russian legsweep on Monster Mark.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Monster Mark takes The Black Knight down with a kick to the midsection.
Monster Mark goes for the Monster Mash, but The Black Knight counters it with
a kick to the thigh.]

RM: Mysaki ginjo hyaka o sanyara.

VM: I really hope that I get someone else up here for the next match.

[Monster Mark reenters the ring.
The Black Knight follows him back in.
Monster Mark hits The Black Knight with a backbreaker.
Monster Mark gets a sleeperhold on The Black Knight.
The Black Knight summons one last burst of energy.]

VM: How about this? Monster Mark actually trying a submission hold.

[The Black Knight submits after 15 seconds.]

VM: And that's it!

[There are lots of chants for Monster Mark.  "Monster Mash" by Bobby
Pickett plays.]

RA: The winner is Monster Mark in a time of 5:23.

VM: Well thank god that's over.  We'll be right back after these
commercials.  Hopefully with a new broadcast partner.
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A bunch of commercials.  Ok, I'm gonna level with ya.  I am totally
exhausted right now.  With putting that monster PPV yesterday and
spending most of today answering emails, I fell way behind in this card.
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VM: All right welcome back.  I'm pleased to say that Mr. Roboto is no
longer with us.  But I am now joined by Deaf Leopard.

DL: 'Alo gub'ner.

VM: Well at least it's a step in the right direction.  Let's head down
to Rick Ascott.

RA: The following is a 2 on 1 handicap match.  ["C.R.E.A.M." by Wu-Tang
Clan plays.]  Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 501
pounds, here are Murrain, Inc.!!

[The Murrain brothers make their way down to the ring.  The crowd
doesn't pay attention.  AS they enter the ring, the music dies down and
"Warheads" by Extreme starts to play.]

RA: And their opponent, from Quantico, Virginia, weighing in at 320
pounds, here is Corporal Punishment!!

[Corporal marches down to the ring. A few fans root him on.]

VM: I am so glad that this is our final match.

[They lock up.
Cpl. Punishment hits a jawbreaker on Anthony Murrain.
The crowd is responding to Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a slap, but Anthony Murrain blocks it.
Anthony Murrain whips Cpl. Punishment into the turnbuckle.
Cpl. Punishment comes back and rocks Anthony Murrain with a clothesline.
Cpl. Punishment hits a jumping DDT on Anthony Murrain.
Cpl. Punishment takes Anthony Murrain down with a flying clothesline.
Cpl. Punishment puts Anthony Murrain in a spinning toe hold.]

VM: Corporal Punishment not wasting time going for the submission.

DL: That Corporal is a mighty fine wreslter.

[Anthony Murrain is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Anthony Murrain tries to fight the pain.
Anthony Murrain reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds.
Cpl. Punishment yells "You're worse than those girls at VMI!".
The crowd is cheering on Cpl. Punishment.]

VM: I really wish he wouldn't make those remarks.

[Cpl. Punishment whips Anthony Murrain into the ropes, but Anthony Murrain
reverses it.
Anthony Murrain hits Cpl. Punishment with a kick.
Anthony Murrain runs into the ropes.
Anthony Murrain misses with a clothesline.
Anthony Murrain goes for a side suplex, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it.
Cpl. Punishment nails Anthony Murrain with a slap.
Anthony Murrain takes Cpl. Punishment down with a jack-knife power
bomb.]

DL: Ah bollocks!

[Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Anthony Murrain tags out to Antoine Murrain.
Anthony Murrain nails Cpl. Punishment with a flying clothesline.
Antoine Murrain puts Cpl. Punishment in a cobra clutch.
Cpl. Punishment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Antoine Murrain and Anthony Murrain whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double fist to the midsection.
Johnny Ventures returns to the broadcast booth.]

JV: Get outta here you hippie!

VM: Johnny you're back!!!

JV: Damn right!  And if I didn't know better, I'd swear that you're
happy to see me.

[Anthony Murrain hits Cpl. Punishment with a dropkick.
Antoine Murrain goes for a back suplex, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it.
Anthony Murrain leaves the ring.
Cpl. Punishment nails Antoine Murrain with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is responding to Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment uses a double underhook piledriver on Antoine Murrain.
Cpl. Punishment is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Cpl. Punishment runs into the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment misses with a clothesline.
Cpl. Punishment executes a side suplex on Antoine Murrain.]

VM: Corporal Punishment wasn't that bad of a commentator except that
he's a Major B. S.'er.  Roboto doesn't speak english, and I know that
headbanger was smoking something.

[Cpl. Punishment places Antoine Murrain on the turnbuckle.
Cpl. Punishment hits Antoine Murrain with a superplex.
The crowd is cheering on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment chops Antoine Murrain.
The crowd is really behind Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment hits Antoine Murrain.
There are lots of chants for Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment kicks Antoine Murrain.
The crowd is really behind Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment nails Antoine Murrain with an enzuigiri.]

VM: So how did it feel to finally beat Tuk Tuk?

JV: Oh it was great.  I told ya that guy was a washout.

[Cpl. Punishment gets a kneelock submission on Antoine Murrain.
Antoine Murrain is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Antoine Murrain reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Cpl. Punishment yells "You're worse than those girls at VMI!".
Cpl. Punishment has the crowd going wild.
Cpl. Punishment puts Antoine Murrain in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Antoine Murrain breaks the hold after 5 seconds.]

JV: So the corporal is being brave and taking on two guys at once, huh?

VM: Yeah, he's really full of himself.  Thinks he's gods gift to
wrestling.

[Antoine Murrain goes for an armbar submission, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a side suplex, but Antoine Murrain blocks it.
Antoine Murrain tags out to Anthony Murrain.
Antoine Murrain hits Cpl. Punishment with a dropkick.
Anthony Murrain puts Cpl. Punishment in a double chickenwing submission.
Cpl. Punishment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Anthony Murrain and Antoine Murrain whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double fist to the midsection.
Antoine Murrain leaves the ring.]

JV: The Corporal can't let these guys double team him.  Otherwise, he
doesn't stand a chance.

[Anthony Murrain goes for a DDT, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it.
Cpl. Punishment uses a Samoan Drop on Anthony Murrain.
Anthony Murrain hits Cpl. Punishment with a vertical suplex.
Anthony Murrain has the crowd going wild.
Anthony Murrain hits Cpl. Punishment with a side suplex.
The crowd is behind Anthony Murrain all the way.
Antoine Murrain enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Anthony Murrain and Antoine Murrain hit Cpl. Punishment with a double
vertical suplex.
Antoine Murrain leaves the ring.]

JV: C'mon ref!  There wasn't even a tag.

[Anthony Murrain uses a double underhook suplex on Cpl. Punishment.
Anthony Murrain goes for a flying clothesline, but Cpl. Punishment
counters it with a powerslam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Cpl. Punishment takes Anthony Murrain down with a flying fistdrop.
Cpl. Punishment hits a dropkick on Anthony Murrain.
Anthony Murrain takes Cpl. Punishment down with a clothesline.
Anthony Murrain puts Cpl. Punishment in a clawhold.
Cpl. Punishment tries to escape the hold.
Cpl. Punishment breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
Cpl. Punishment nails Anthony Murrain with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment puts Anthony Murrain in a choke against the ropes.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four, five.]

VM: Corporal very close to getting himself disqualified there.

[Mark Matarese warns Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Anthony Murrain
blocks it.
Anthony Murrain whips Cpl. Punishment into the turnbuckle, but Cpl. Punishment
reverses it.
Cpl. Punishment charges in with a Vader attack, but Anthony Murrain
moves out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
Anthony Murrain takes Cpl. Punishment down with an atomic drop.
Antoine Murrain enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Antoine Murrain nails Cpl. Punishment with a dropkick.
Anthony Murrain gets a double chickenwing submission on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

JV: Punishment is getting cuaght in these submission holds for way too
long.  PLus the ref stil isn't doing anything about the double teaming.
Antoine is just sitting in there and it's been well past a five count.

[Anthony Murrain lets go after 13 seconds.
Antoine Murrain nails Cpl. Punishment with a dropkick.
The crowd is going crazy.
Anthony Murrain executes a backdrop driver on Cpl. Punishment.
Antoine Murrain nails Cpl. Punishment with a dropkick.]

VM: Matarese has lost control of this match as the Murrains double team
at will.

JV: Normally I could care less if the Corporal got double teamed, but he
did do me a big favor today.

[Anthony Murrain takes Cpl. Punishment down with a backdrop driver.
The crowd is giving Anthony Murrain a standing ovation.
Anthony Murrain and Antoine Murrain whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double backdrop.
Anthony Murrain and Antoine Murrain whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double kick to the midsection.]

JV: I can't believe Matarese is allowing this.  I used to respect him as
a referee.

[Anthony Murrain and Antoine Murrain whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Cpl. Punishment with a double fist to the midsection, but
he counters it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is giving Cpl. Punishment a standing ovation.
Antoine Murrain leaves the ring.]

JV: Oh, sure.  Now Antoine leaves the ring.

[Cpl. Punishment takes Anthony Murrain down with a side suplex.
Cpl. Punishment runs into the ropes.
Anthony Murrain misses with a kick.
Cpl. Punishment executes the Boot Camp on Anthony Murrain.]

VM: Boot to the head!

[Cpl. Punishment goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

VM: He did it!  Corporal Punishment beat a tag team by himself.

[The crowd erupts.  "Warheads" by Extreme starts to play.]

RA: The winner is Cpl. Punishment!!  In a time of 8:19!

VM: all right fans, we're going to try to get out of here while at least
a handful of you are still watching.  Don't forget to turn in next week
where we will have a World Title match between Rock 'n Roll Animal and
Equalizer.  Well see you next time.

[Fade to black as McMihn mumbles "This has to be our lowest rated show
ever."]