[Shot of Jukebox Hero's old Cadillac, sitting alone in a darkened parking lot. We see Jukebox Hero and Rock 'n Roll Animal, dressed as the Blues Brothers, run up to the car, open the doors and jump in. Jukebox is behind the wheel, Animal on the passenger side.] Jukebox: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Animal: Hit it. [Jukebox shifts the car into gear. The Cadillac takes off with a squeal of tires, as it is chased on foot by a mob of fans wearing Trinity T-shirts.] [Screen fades up to a black and white shot of an old gymnasium with a wrestling ring. The chairs around the ring are in complete disarray. The ring itself is in bad shape. There are holes in the mat. The ring apron has several tears, and one of the turnbuckles is completely broken and all of the ropes are sagging. An old janitor with a pushbroom walks into the screen while sweeping the ring area. The camera starts to zoom in as he stops and pauses for a second. The janitor then moves a chair and reaches down to pick something up. The scene cuts to an over the shoulder shot of the Janitor picking up a dusty, tarnished belt. The janitor dusts off the belt to reveal that it is the SWF Toughman belt. He then throws it into the ring. The camera follows the belt in slow motion as it flies through the air towards the ring. Scene cuts to a close up shot from above of the belt landing in the center of the ring. it lays there for a second, then the belt starts to eminate a gold glow. Blue lightning bolts shoot out from the belt to all parts of the ring as "Resurrection" by Brian May starts to play. the scene cuts back to the black and white wideshot. As the blue lightning bolts shoot across the ring, the ring transforms back into mint condition and is in with a whiteish glow against the black and white gym. The scene then starts to show shot of wrestlers performing moves. The wrestlers are partially transparent and also have a white glow to them, giving them a ghostlike appearence. among the shots is Sandman applying his sleeperhold. Gods Tears nailing someone with a flying reverse elbowdrop. Zeus powerbombing his opponent. Rock 'n Roll Animal bodyslamming a wrestler. Doug Bacon executing the Fried Bacon top-rope DDT. Moon Dog Gator howling in the middle of the ring. Mr. Shhh hitting a wrestler with a superkick. The Living Dead executing the Autopsy. Tom Pho punching someone. The Thugz nail a guy with a double superkick. The screen then dissolves to the SWF Slaughterhouse logo. The screen then dissolves to an interior shot of the Baltimore Arena.] VM: Hello and welcome to Baltimore, Maryland! Home of the corporate headquarters of the SWF. And have we got a line-up for you tonight. We will have the final match in the first round of the International Tournament. And in non-title action, we'll see Rock 'n Roll Animal take on the champion of another fed. JV: Don't know what that's going to prove. We all know that SWF has the best wrestlers anywhere. VM: That may be true. Right now let's go down to our special guest ring announcer, Cal Ripken. [Cal Ripken makes his way to the ring as the crowd goes wild.] CR: Thank you! Our first match is a International Title Tournament. ["Blood On The Ice" by Anvil starts to play.] Introducing first, from the Arctic Circle, weighing in at 350 pounds, here is Tuk Tuk The Eskimo!! [Tuk Tuk emerges from the entrance and makes his way to the ring. The crowd barely responds. He enters the ring as the music fades out and "Electric Chair" by Prince blares.] CR: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Destiny, from Kingston, Canada, weighing in 275 pounds, here is The Equalizer!! [Equalizer and Destiny emerge from the entrance. Fireworks are launched from behind him. They make their way to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.] VM: All right, two SWF veterans are about to do battle to advance in the tournament. There's the bell. [They lock up. Equalizer executes a bridging back suplex on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is responding to Equalizer. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails Equalizer with a kick to the midsection. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo kicks Equalizer. A few fans are cheering on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.] JV: Tuk Tuk should be an easy victim for Equalizer. Even I could beat Tuk Tuk. VM: Didn't he beat you about 8 months ago? JV: Yeah, but since then, I've been keeping myself in shape and practicing alot. I'm sure that if our paths would ever cross again, I'd kick his ass. [Equalizer chops Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Equalizer chops Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. A small "Equalizer" chant is being started. Equalizer chops Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. The crowd is responding to Equalizer. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo punches Equalizer. Equalizer punches Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. There's a small reaction to Equalizer. Equalizer kicks Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. There's a small reaction to Equalizer.] VM: So what do you think of the series of challenges going on between Equalizer and Animal? JV: They seem to be in a game of one-up-manship. They're trying to out do each other in their challenges. [Tuk Tuk The Eskimo chops Equalizer. The crowd doesn't seem to care. Equalizer hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. There's a small reaction to Equalizer. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo chops Equalizer. Equalizer kicks Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo punches Equalizer. There are chants of 'boring, boring'.] VM: The fans don't seem to care too much about Tuk Tuk. JV: well who would care about this piece of lubber. He hasn't made any public appearences. If it wasn't for his little series of matches lately, must people would think that he's dead. [Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a backbreaker, but Equalizer counters it with a facerake. Equalizer hits a flying clothesline on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer runs into the ropes. Equalizer misses with an elbow. Equalizer misses with a clothesline. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo misses with an elbow. Equalizer hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a kick. Equalizer takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a punch.] JV: Now getting back to the Equalizer/Animal scenario, I think they need to worry more about actually wrestling then the stips. I mean first its the Equalizer wins the gold or leaves the SWF match, then the Parachute match, which is ridiculous, and now this backstage pass match. You'd think that this whole thing is over the Toughman belt with stips like these. [Equalizer whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the turnbuckle, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo reverses it. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Equalizer into the ropes. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo misses with a clothesline. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes Equalizer down with a fist to the midsection. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a kick to the midsection, but Equalizer counters it with a dragon screw. In turn, Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with an enzuigiri.] VM: Tuk Tuk with a nice series of moves there. [Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a kick to the midsection, but Equalizer counters it with a legsweep. Equalizer is going for the pin. Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up. Equalizer hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a cartwheel kick. Equalizer whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Equalizer with a shoulderblock. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo puts Equalizer in an Indian deathlock.] JV: I will say this about Equalizer. He better make damn sure he knows what he's getting himself into. He's facing the possibility of being forced out of the SWF for a full year. And we do mean out. No manager duties, no wrestling in a mask under another name. He will be gone. [Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a bodyslam, but Equalizer counters it with an elbowsmash. Equalizer whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the turnbuckle, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo reverses it. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo charges into the corner, but Equalizer moves out of the way. There are chants of 'boring, boring'. Equalizer whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo reverses it. Equalizer uses a dropkick on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer uses a flying clothesline on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the turnbuckle. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo bumps into Mark Matarese.] JV: If this were any other league, someone would come out right now and interfere since the ref's down. VM: I think the SWF should consider having 2 ref per match or using instant replay. JV: Oh yeah, I'm sure the wrestlers would love that. [Equalizer charges into the corner, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo lifts his leg. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Equalizer into the ropes, but Equalizer reverses it. Equalizer hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a clothesline. Mark Matarese is back on the job. Equalizer nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a chop. Equalizer nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a Russian legsweep. A few fans are cheering on Equalizer.] JV: I also don't understand the purpose of this series of matches between the Equalizer and Animal. It seems like no matter what happens, the end result is the same. Equalizer gets a title match where he wins the gold or leaves the SWF. VM: I'm not sure either, but it will no doubt be one of the most anticipated series of matches in SWF history. [Equalizer goes for a punch, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo reverses it. In turn, Equalizer counters it with an armbreaker. Equalizer uses a Russian legsweep on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer gets the STF on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Equalizer nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a flying clothesline. The crowd is responding to Equalizer. Equalizer takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a cartwheel kick. Equalizer kicks Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. The crowd is responding to Equalizer.] VM: And speaking of anticipation, we are just 6 days away from St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Where we will see the top stables and other wrestlers face off in a War Games Tournament. [Tuk Tuk The Eskimo kicks Equalizer. There's a small reaction to Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer kicks Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. A small "Equalizer" chant is being started. Equalizer hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.] VM: Plus the final match in this Tournament, Gods Tears will take on Sandman for the Toughman Title, Sound & Fury face off against the GoDs, Mr. Shhh faces the young superstar, Hot Shot Donovan, and The Rock 'n Roll Animal will defend his title against Sean McKenzie. [Equalizer punches Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. The crowd is cheering on Equalizer. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo punches Equalizer. Equalizer chops Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. The crowd is responding to Equalizer.] JV: Aren't you forgetting something. VM: Hmm? Oh! Call your cable or Satellite company and order SWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre now! JV: That's better. If you're going to do a cheap plug, do it right. [Equalizer takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a hiptoss. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails Equalizer with a hiptoss. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a slap, but Equalizer blocks it. Equalizer nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a springboard lariat. Equalizer hits a DDT on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Equalizer goes for the Face Plant, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with an armbar submission.] VM: Heads up move by Tuk Tuk and keeps his chances alive. JV: He'll still lose it. [Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails Equalizer with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd is responding to Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a hiptoss, but Equalizer blocks it. Equalizer nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a Russian legsweep. Equalizer gives the sign for the Face Plant. Equalizer executes the Face Plant on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo. Equalizer goes for the pin. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.] JV: What did I tell you? VM: Equalizer gets the win after that face slam finisher of his. [Equalizer has the crowd going wild. "Electric Chair" by Prince starts to play.] CR: The winner is Equalizer, in a time of 6:24! VM: All right so Equalizer will advance and face Axel Mate on Around The World this Thursday. Also, on Triumphant Tuesday, HardRock will meet former World, and International champ, Doug Bacon. Folks, will be right back after these messages. --------------------------- [Sound & Fury's Nike commercial, Jagged Edge's Pizza Hut commercial, and commercial for VDM.] --------------------------- VM: All right, welcome back. JV: Man the SWF wrestlers are getting contracts to promote just about everything. What's next, wrestlers promoting movies? VM: I guess you didn't see the thing Animal and Jukebox put out before the show. Anyways, let's go to Cal Ripken for the next match. CR: This next match is a no holds barred triangle match. ["hands Of Death" by White ZOmbie & Alice Cooper starts to play.] Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 310 pounds, here is Gods Tears!! [Gods Tears emerges from the entrance. He walks down to the ring carrying the Toughman belt over his shoulder. The crowd is cheering him on. He enters the ring as the music dies out. "Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugs 'n Harmony starts to play.] CR: Next, from the Phillipines, weighing in at 245 pounds, here is "Tiger" Tom Pho. [Tom Pho emerges from the entrance and makes his way to the ring. the crowd is cheering loudly. He enters the ring and stands in the corner opposite of Gods Tears. The two stare at each other. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts to play.] CR: And finally, from somewhere in America, weighing in at 320 pounds, here is Sandman!! [Sandman emerges from the entrance. He stops to pose on the platform. Suddenly, about 50 pounds of white powder is dumped on his head from above, knocking him over. He slowly gets back to his feet and looks up.] VM: What was that? JV: That's fertilizer, McMihn! I can smell it from here! [The camera focuses on a shot of Jukebox Hero and Rock 'n Roll Animal, standing above the entrance way. Jukebox is holding an empty 50 pound bag of fertilizer.] VM: It's the Animal and Jukebox! JV: They hit Sandman with a sack of sh... VM: Johnny! [Sandman rapidly climps the steps, chasing after Jukebox and Animal. Jukebox is flying up the stairs and disappears onto the concourse. Animal is hanging back a little.] VM: Sandman is livid! He's going after Animal! JV: And Animal's not trying very hard to escape. [By the time Animal reaches the concourse, he is only a few steps behind Animal. The cameraman is following closely behind.] VM: I have a bad feeling about this. JV: What about the match? [Animal turns the corner onto the concourse. Sandman turns the corner right behind him, and runs into a devastating superkick from Headhunter!] VM: It's Headhunter and the other Gangstas! It was a trap! JV: I never would've guessed if you hadn't told me, McMihn. [Sandman is down. He is surrounded by all the Gangstas. The Gods of Destruction pick him up and hit him with a double bodyslam. Then Headhunter goes over to him and begins pounding his head into the floor.] VM: The Gangstas are destroying Sandman! Somebody get security! [Sandman is out. Original Gangsta is kicking him while he's down. King Cobra and Hexx grab a giant cooler and turn it over on top of the Sandman. The Sandman is now covered in fish.] JV: It's a seafood buffet! [King Cobra looks into the camera.] Cobra: If you mess with the Gangstas, you'll be sleeping with the fishes! [The Gangstas walk off, leaving Sandman covered in fish.] VM: Meanwhile back in the ring, Matt Compton has declared Sandman as a no-show and has told Tom Pho and Gods Tears to start wrestling. [Gods Tears executes a European uppercut on Tom Pho. Gods Tears nails Tom Pho with a faceslam. Gods Tears hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Tom Pho. Gods Tears whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it. Gods Tears uses a fist to the midsection on Tom Pho. Gods Tears goes for a punch, but Tom Pho counters it with an armbar submission. Gods Tears tries to escape the hold.] JV: Well I guess they don't have to worry about Sandman now. VM: And now, this is basically, a rematch from a couple weeks ago where Sandman interefered and cost Tom Pho the match. [Gods Tears is struggling to reach the ropes. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Tom Pho has the crowd going wild. Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with a kick to the head. Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a clothesline. Tom Pho uses a piledriver on Gods Tears. Tom Pho has the crowd going wild. Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with a piledriver.] VM: And Tom is just all over Gods Tears. JV: well despite being greatly outsized by GT, Tom Pho is an extremly viscious kickboxer and wrestler. And he's showing it. [Tom Pho goes for a kick to the head, but Gods Tears counters it with a duck-down move. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho. Gods Tears chops Tom Pho. The crowd is responding to Gods Tears. Gods Tears hits a punch on Tom Pho. Gods Tears nails Tom Pho with a brain buster. The crowd is responding to Gods Tears. Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a brain buster. A small "Gods Tears" chant is being started. Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a Vader attack. Gods Tears is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.] JV: This is actually a rather interesitng match up. We got Tom Pho, with his Kickboxing background and GT with his barroom brawling background. VM: Gods Tears actually spent time in jail after being convicted of manslaughter when he killed a man in one of thsoe bar fights. [Tom Pho goes for a clothesline, but Gods Tears counters it with a duck-down move. Gods Tears uses a German suplex on Tom Pho. Both men's shoulders are on the mat. Matt Compton counts: One, Gods Tears lifts a shoulder, kickout. Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a European uppercut. Gods Tears goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Tom Pho counters it with a side step. Tom Pho is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, shoulder up.] VM: Tom Pho trying to take advantage after that missed dropkick. [Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with a superkick. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with neck-scissors. The crowd is going crazy. Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with a reverse neckbreaker. Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a brain buster. The crowd is really behind Gods Tears. Gods Tears leaves the ring. He returns with a road sign.] VM: Fans, this is a reminder, that it is ILLEGAL to steal road signs. JV: Lighten up McMihn. [Gods Tears hits him with the road sign. Gods Tears executes a fist to the midsection on Tom Pho. Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a legsweep. Gods Tears hits him with a road sign. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a forearm to the back. Gods Tears hits him with a road sign. Tom Pho is busted wide open.] VM: Blood is now dripping from Tom's mouth after getting whacked in the head with that speed limit sign. [Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a Vader attack. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. There are lots of chants for Gods Tears. Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho goes for the Stinger Splash, but Gods Tears counters it with a side step. Gods Tears hits a forearm to the back on Tom Pho. Gods Tears takes a swing at Tom Pho with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. Tom Pho snatches the road sign from him. Tom Pho hits him with the road sign. Gods Tears is busted wide open.] JV: Yeah, but that just pisses Tom Pho off as he returns the favor. [Matt Compton throws the road sign out of the ring.] JV: BOOO! BOOO!!! [Gods Tears runs into the ropes. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a kick. Gods Tears nails Tom Pho with a jawbreaker. The crowd is really behind Gods Tears. Tom Pho is bleeding profusely. Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a European uppercut. Gods Tears goes for a kick to the head, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho executes an elbowsmash on Gods Tears. Tom Pho executes a thrust kick to the head on Gods Tears.] VM: It has really surprised me how much kickboxing technique we are seeing from GT. And fans, don't forget, this Saturday, you can see GT defend his belt against Sandman, who was supposed to be in this match. [Gods Tears uses a German suplex on Tom Pho. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. Gods Tears has the crowd going wild. Gods Tears hits a Vader attack on Tom Pho. Gods Tears hits a football tackle on Tom Pho. Gods Tears whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with an elbow. Tom Pho uses a superkick on Gods Tears. Tom Pho runs into the ropes. Tom Pho goes for a powerslam, but Gods Tears counters it with a lariat. In turn, Tom Pho counters it with an armbar submission. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] JV: Ahem. VM: Oh! Don't forget to call your cable or satellite operators and order SWF's St. Valentine's Day Massacre! JV: You gotta stay on top of that McMihn. [Tom Pho goes for a Frankensteiner, but Gods Tears counters it with a power bomb. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Near pin there by GT. GT, by the way has assembled the awesome team of former International Champ, Sean McKenzie and former tag champs, The Thugz. [The crowd is really behind Gods Tears. Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a forearm to the back. Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with the Stinger Splash. Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a kick to the midsection. Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a knee to the back.] JV: And let's not forget about the team Tom Pho is on. He's with HardRock and Axel, who have been at odds lately over who really is the top dog in the TTK, and they got President Brian Frenck's bodyguard, The Vigilante. VM: Yes, but if they can't stop their squabbling, I don't see how they're going to be able to succeed. [Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a dropkick to the knee. Gods Tears punches Tom Pho. Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Gods Tears kicks Tom Pho. The crowd is cheering on Gods Tears. Tom Pho chops Gods Tears. The chants for Tom Pho are deafening. Tom Pho chops Gods Tears.] VM: What a viscious chop! That sends GT reeling back into the corner. Look out!! [Tom Pho uses the Stinger Splash on Gods Tears. Tom Pho goes for a punch, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears uses a Japanese armdrag takedown on Tom Pho. Gods Tears executes a Tombstone on Tom Pho. The crowd is cheering on Gods Tears. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a ropeburn. Gods Tears goes for a neck snap, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho locks Gods Tears in a sleeperhold.] VM: We were just talking about the squabbling going on in the TTK, and after this match, we'll get to see how bad it really is when Axel and HardRock team up to face The Living Dead. [Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tom Pho executes an elbowsmash on Gods Tears. Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with neck-scissors. The crowd is going crazy. Tom Pho uses a bodyslam on Gods Tears. Tom Pho goes for a punch, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears chops Tom Pho. Tom Pho kicks Gods Tears.] JV: While Tom Pho's kickboxing skill is amazing, he needs to stop relying on that in his wrestling matches. [Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with a clothesline. Tom Pho runs into the ropes. Gods Tears executes a Vader attack on Tom Pho. Gods Tears catches Tom Pho in a chinlock deathlock submission. Tom Pho tries to escape the hold. Tom Pho breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears. Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears. A small "Tom Pho" chant is being started. Gods Tears kicks Tom Pho. There's a small reaction to Gods Tears. Gods Tears chops Tom Pho.] VM: I don't know, if you pay attention to his matches, you usually see that his opponents end up using some kickboxing moves themselves. [Gods Tears goes for a forearm to the back, but Tom Pho counters it with a side step. Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a powerslam. Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Tom Pho almost got the win there! JV: This would be a huge victory for him if he can pull it off. [The crowd is responding to Tom Pho. Tom Pho goes for a DDT, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a Vader attack. Gods Tears hits an avalanche on Tom Pho. There's a small reaction to Gods Tears. Gods Tears goes for a ropeburn, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho runs into the ropes. Gods Tears misses with a shoulderblock. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a shoulderblock. Tom Pho goes for a tiger driver, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it. Gods Tears misses with a clothesline. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a football tackle. Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a low blow.] VM: What a cheap shot. JV: Hey, that's life. [Gods Tears goes for a faceslam, but Tom Pho blocks it. Tom Pho goes for a DDT, but Gods Tears counters it with a backdrop. Gods Tears catches Tom Pho in the Ziplock. Tom Pho breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Tom Pho hits a tiger driver on Gods Tears. Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.] VM: Surprisingly, only a one count. JV: GT's coming back! I can feel it. GT has always been a guy that starts off slow but comes alive and kicks some ass later on in the match. [A small "Tom Pho" chant is being started. Tom Pho goes for a tiger driver, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Tom Pho. Tom Pho is struggling to reach the ropes.] VM: He's got the Hurt on!!! JV: I told ya!! [Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Pho breaks the hold after 9 seconds.] VM: No!!! Tom managed to break the hold!! [Tom Pho goes for a kick to the midsection, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears executes a brain buster on Tom Pho. The crowd is responding to Gods Tears. Gods Tears nails Tom Pho with a European uppercut. Gods Tears chops Tom Pho. There's a small reaction to Gods Tears. Tom Pho chops Gods Tears. The crowd is responding to Tom Pho. Tom Pho punches Gods Tears.] VM: The two men with another display of kickboxing. [Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with neck-scissors. Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the ropes. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a shoulderblock. Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle. Tom Pho runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Gods Tears moves out of the way. Gods Tears executes a kick to the midsection on Tom Pho. Tom Pho hits a punch on Gods Tears. Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a thrust kick to the head. Gods Tears is bleeding like a faucet.] VM: Blood is just flowing from GT's forehead. JV: And some of that blood is getting into his eyes, making it hard for him to see. [Tom Pho goes for a punch, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears runs into the ropes. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a kick. Gods Tears goes for a brain buster, but Tom Pho counters it with a vertical suplex. Gods Tears is bleeding profusely. Tom Pho hits a flying lariat on Gods Tears.] VM: Things aren't looking good for the Toughman champ. [There are lots of chants for Tom Pho. Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it. Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a bodyslam. Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle. Tom Pho goes for a kick to the midsection, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a Vader attack. Gods Tears executes a forearm to the back on Tom Pho. Gods Tears nails Tom Pho with a dropkick to the knee.] JV: You shouldn't be so quick to count him out. [Gods Tears hits a ropeburn on Tom Pho. Gods Tears hits Tom Pho. The crowd is responding to Gods Tears. Tom Pho chops Gods Tears. Tom Pho punches Gods Tears. Tom Pho chops Gods Tears. A small "Tom Pho" chant is being started. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection. Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a bodyslam. Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a Frankensteiner. Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes...] VM: So close! Had GT been in the center of the ring, it surely would be over. JV: Yeah, well he wasn't. [A small "Tom Pho" chant is being started. Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with neck-scissors. Tom Pho hits a springboard dropkick on Gods Tears. Tom Pho locks Gods Tears in a sleeperhold. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a spinebuster slam. Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes...] JV: And Tom Pho ain't that bright either. He hasn't figured out that he has to move away from the ropes. [Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Gods Tears. Tom Pho goes for the pin.] VM: There's Tom's heart punch finisher! And the cover!!! [Matt Compton counts: One, two, three. The crowd is really behind Tom Pho.] JV: NOO!!! VM: Yes! Tom Pho has beaten Gods Tears!! ["Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugs 'n Harmony starts to play.] CR: The winner is Tom Pho! In a time of 15:45! VM: A huge win for the Tiger. We'll be right back after these messages.] ------------------- [Commercial for VDM, SWF Soundtrack, TT, and ATW. Yeah that's right, we promote ourselves to death.] ------------------- VM: Welcome back. the roadies have the steel cage up for our final two matches. Let's give it back to Cal Ripken. CR: The following is a steel cage match. ["I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Jukebox Hero, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 237 pounds, here is Rock 'n Roll Animal!! [The two men emerge from the back and make their way to the ring. The crowd is going wild. They enter the ring as the music dies down.] VM: There's Jukebox Hero. Now maybe we'll find out who this champion from another federation is. JV: Jukebox has some clout here in the wrestling world, Vance. This should be a very interesting match. [Jukebox Hero grabs the mic.] Juke: Hello, Baltimore! Do you want to hear Jukebox Hero sing? Crowd: NOOOOOO!!!! Juke: That's right! You didn't come here to hear me. You came here to watch the SWF. [The crowd cheers that one.] JV: He needs to get to the point. Juke: AND, you came here to see the Gangstas! [Cheers, mixed with some boos for that one.] Juke: And you came here to watch the SWF World Champion, The Rock 'n Roll Animal! [Cheers, mixed with some boos.] Juke: The Animal has a tough week ahead of him. But he has said that he will take on any world champion from any other federation. VM: I don't know how thrilled President Frenck will be about that. Juke: So, tonight, inside a steel cage, The Animal will take on the World Champion of the Hardcore Wrestling Association. From Richmond, Virginia, weighing 290 pounds, I give you: Ezekiel Rage! [The crowd is in shock. The theme to "Psycho" plays and Ezekiel Rage makes his way down the aisle.] JV: This is a joke, right? VM: Well, there IS a Hardcore Wrestling Association. And Ezekiel Rage IS their World Champion... JV: This is a joke, right? VM: No. I'm sure this is an attempt to piss off Equalizer. Well Jukebox has left the cage and the bell has rung. [Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Ezekiel Rage with a slap. Rock 'n Roll Animal scrapes Ezekiel Rage's face across the cage. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses an Asai moonsault on Ezekiel Rage. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.] JV: Uhhhhh......What? VM: I think that is the fastest win in SWF history. CR: Here is your winner, Rock 'n Roll Animal!! In a time of 6 seconds. JV: This is a joke, right? VM: That will indeed go down in the record books as the fastest pin ever. JV: Well I think we determined which league has the better wrestlers. VM: Well, Rage does have a contract here in the SWF. So that can't be all good for us. JV: Please Ezekiel's big win in this league was over The Black Knight. VM: True. well let's get right on to our next match. CR: The following is a steel cage tag match. ["Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi blares.] Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 536 pounds, here are The Living Dead!! [The Living Dead emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring. The crowd is booing loudly. They make their way into the ring as the music dies down.] CR: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 567 pounds, here are Axel Mate and HardRock!! [The two emerge from the entrance. They keep their distance as they make their way to the ring and don't even acknowledge each other. The crowd is giving a mixed reaction.] VM: And it appears that they are still having problems. JV: The sound guy told me that they don't have any entrance music because they couldn't decide on whose music to use. VM: They're in the ring now and are arguing as to who should start the match. [Rigor attacks Axel Mate from behind.] JV: That takes care of that problem. VM: Mark Matarese now instructing HardRock to stand on the ring apron. [Axel Mate uses a European uppercut on Rigor. Axel Mate uses a fisherman suplex on Rigor. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. Axel Mate rakes Rigor's face across the cage. Axel Mate nails Rigor with a German suplex. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, Mortis makes the save.] VM: Axel with a very impressive start as Mortis has to come in and save his partner. And this Thursday on ATW, Axel will do battle with Trinity's leader, Equalizer. [A small "Rigor" chant is being started. Rigor hits a DDT on Axel Mate. The crowd is responding to Rigor. Rigor gets a full nelson on Axel Mate. Axel Mate breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Axel Mate whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor hits Axel Mate with a powerslam. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor complains about a slow count. The crowd is cheering on Rigor. Rigor poses for the crowd. Rigor is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Axel Mate hits Rigor with a German suplex. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] VM: Another near pin by Axel. Axel is looking the best I've seen him in a long time. I think he could take Equalizer on Thursday. JV: Wouldn't it be something if HardRock and Axel ended up facing each other at VDM for the International belt? VM: That would creat a very interesting scenario and would most likely mean the end of the TTK. [Axel Mate goes for a bodyslam, but Rigor counters it with a facerake. Rigor grinds Axel Mate's face across the cage. Rigor nails Axel Mate with a DDT. Rigor is going for the pin. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor goes for a Russian legsweep, but Axel Mate counters it with an elbowsmash. Axel Mate uses an elbowsmash on Rigor. Axel Mate whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor misses with an elbow. Axel Mate takes Rigor down with a bodyslam. Axel Mate poses for the crowd.] VM: Axel definitely has the advantage over Rigor right now. [The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Axel Mate hits Rigor with a dropkick. Axel Mate whips Rigor into the ropes. Axel Mate misses with an elbow. Rigor takes Axel Mate down with a kick to the midsection. Rigor goes for the Rigor Vigor, but Axel Mate counters it with a gutwrench suplex. The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Axel is taking everthing that Rigor is giving him. He may be able to win this match himself. JV: well good, cuz neither Axel or HardRock are attempting to make the tag. [A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started. Axel Mate gets a double chickenwing submission on Rigor. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Axel Mate goes for a German suplex, but Rigor counters it with an elbowsmash. Rigor runs into the ropes. Axel Mate hits Rigor with a kick. Axel Mate nails Rigor with a piledriver. The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Axel Mate gets a figure-four leglock on Rigor. Rigor tries to escape the hold. Rigor is struggling to reach the ropes. Rigor's shoulders are on the mat. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.] JV: Mortis better get over there and help his partner. [Axel Mate lets go after 15 seconds. Axel Mate takes Rigor down with a backbreaker. Rigor hits Axel Mate with an atomic drop. Rigor tags out to Mortis.] VM: And now Mortis comes in. Looks like they're going to do some double teaming. [Mortis and Rigor whip Axel Mate into the ropes. They hit Axel Mate with a double backdrop. Mortis and Rigor whip Axel Mate into the ropes. They hit Axel Mate with a double backdrop. Rigor leaves the ring.] JV: Notice that HardRock didn't even attempt to help out Axel. VM: Wait a minute? What am I hearing? JV: It almost sounds like a kid crying. [The sound of an infant crying is heard over the speakers. HardRock instantly starts looking around. He then exits the cage and runs back to the dressing room area. VM: HardRock has just left! Apparently he thinks that sound is his missing daughter Page. JV: And that leaves Axel to fend for himself against the former tag champs. [Mortis nails Axel Mate with a dropkick to the knee. Axel Mate goes for a European uppercut, but Mortis blocks it. Mortis nails Axel Mate with a faceslam. The crowd is cheering on Mortis. Mortis tags Rigor. Rigor lifts Axel Mate up. Mortis nails Axel Mate with the Autopsy and goes for the pin. Mortis has the crowd going wild. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.] VM: And without HardRock there, the Dead get the win. [The crowd is going into a frenzy.] CR: The winners are The Living Dead! In a time of 4:40!! [Rigor lifts Axel Mate up. Mortis nails Axel Mate with the Autopsy. Mortis has the crowd going wild.] VM: They just nailed him with the autopsy again. [Rigor lifts Axel Mate up. Mortis nails Axel Mate with the Autopsy. Mortis has the crowd going wild.] VM: Where's security!? We need to stop this!! JV: Why? This is great! [Rigor lifts Axel Mate up. The Vigilante comes runing down the aisle.] VM: It's the Vigilante!! He's come to save Axel!! [The Vigilante enters the cage. He clotheslines Rigor who drops Axel. The Vigilante starts pummeling Rigor. Mortis jumps off the top turnbuckle and nails The Vigilante with a reverse flying elbow drop. He then piledrives Vigilante.] VM: And now The Living Dead are beating on the Vigilante!! Here comes Tom Pho!!!! [Tom Pho comes running down and enters the cage. He goes after Mortis. Axel and Tom Pho whip Mortis into the ropes. They hit Mortis with a double superkick. Rigor and Vigilante are brawling over in a corner of the cage. Equalizer comes running down to the ring and enters the cage.] VM: And now Equalizer is here!! 6 men in the steel cage! JV: This is great! A free preview of what to expect at St. Valentine's Day Massacre!! VM: Make sure you call your cable or satell... JV: Not now you idiot! [Rigor and Mortis hit Axel Mate with a double DDT. Rigor goes for an armbar submission, but Axel Mate blocks it. The Vigilante takes Rigor down with a side suplex. Equalizer hits The Vigilante with a choke slam. Rigor goes for a powerslam, but Tom Pho counters it with a roundhouse kick. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho. Tom Pho goes for a piledriver, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. Rigor and Mortis hit Tom Pho with a double Russian legsweep.] VM: We are out of time!!!! Make sure you join us at VDM this Saturday!!! [Fade to black as the 6 men continue to fight in the ring.]